In the chat group.
Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: Haha... Han Gaozu is really a wonderful man~ He scolded Qin II in front of Hu Hai.
Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: Still in the Qin Dynasty’s territory, are you really not afraid of death?
Li Heng, Emperor Suzong of the Tang Dynasty: The emperor of the Han Dynasty gained a lot during his time in Shituoling.
Emperor Suzong of the Tang Dynasty Li Heng: With only the flying sword to kill immortals, he can run rampant. How can he be afraid of Hu Hai?
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Why are those two scourges also in the underworld? ! !
Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty: It is no wonder that after Zhu Yunzong succeeded to the throne, he wanted to reduce the vassal status.
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Bah, Wan Yangou, you are slandering the Ming Dynasty again!
Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: Believe it or not, I will send you to the eighteenth level of hell!
Zhu Youjian, Emperor Sizong of the Ming Dynasty: So, Zhuge Liang was the one who provoked the instigation between the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess? ? ?
Zhu Youjian, Emperor Sizong of the Ming Dynasty: I never expected that Zhuge Wuhou, who was famous in history, would be... so warm-hearted.
…
The arena of the heavens.
Inside the cave.
I saw Zhuge Liang holding the "Popular Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and saying to himself:
"Shiyuan, you and I have known each other for many years. If I have offended you in any way, you should tell me frankly."
"Secretly changing into my appearance, cheating, kidnapping, and misbehaving. Isn't that what a gentleman does?"
Looking around, he saw that Pang Tong was tied up with five flowers and his mouth was sealed. After hearing Zhuge Liang's words, he quibbled:
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."
Zhuge Liang nodded repeatedly and said:
"It turns out that Shi Yuan, you have already repented. However, as the old saying goes, a person cannot stand without faith."
"Don't worry, after the fire phoenix arrives, I will ask him to treat you well tonight on your wedding night."
Pang Tong glared at Zhuge Liang and said anxiously:
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."
Zhuge Liang pretended to listen and suddenly said:
"What? Shiyuan, are you saying that after marrying that fire phoenix, [Feng Chu] will no longer live up to her name? So you want to be called [Mrs. Phoenix] from now on?"
"This is easy. For my brother's sake, I will add another word for you and call you [Mrs. Fire Phoenix], or [Princess Fire Phoenix]. How about that?"
Pang Tong burst into tears after hearing the two lines and cursed loudly:
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Zhuge Liang met Pang Tong's murderous eyes, chuckled, and said with a smile:
"Hey, Shiyuan, brother Wei knows that you are anxious to enter the bridal chamber, but don't be anxious yet."
"That fire phoenix is so majestic and powerful that I have only seen it in my life. This is indeed a good marriage."
"Don't worry. When I return, I will inform everyone about your marriage and let His Majesty appoint you as General Zhenfeng."
"Zhenfeng...Zhenfeng...hahaha..."
At the end of the story, Zhuge Liang, who had always been indifferent to his emotions and anger, finally couldn't hold on any longer. He leaned on the table and laughed out loud with gloating.
Sudden.
"Yin"
Along with the sound of phoenix, a ray of fire fell into the palace.
When the fire light dissipated, a man in red was revealed, with a fierce look on his strong body, like a ferocious beast in human form.
After seeing Zhuge Liang, he said carelessly:
"Mr. Kong Ming, what do you want to call me for?"
The sound was like thunder, shaking the entire cave.
Pang Tong looked at this ferocious humanoid beast and couldn't help but widen his eyes and begged:
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."
At this moment, Pang Tong was heartbroken. He thought Zhuge Liang was talking to himself and was trying to scare him.
I never thought that this thief was serious! ! !
His name will be clear for the rest of his life!
Zhuge Liang's eyes lit up, he waved to the fire phoenix, and said with a smile:
"Brother Feng, I haven't seen you for a long time. You've improved your health a lot."
"I'm looking for you today because I want to help you find a match. As the old saying goes, there are three ways to be unfilial, the worst is not having an heir~"
Huo Feng touched the back of his head, grinned, and said honestly:
"Mr. Kong Ming, are you telling the truth?"
"Great, I've wanted to find a Taoist companion for a long time, but whenever I get excited, the Phoenix True Fire in my body will riot."
"The Taoist companions my mother found for me before were all burned alive..."
When Pang Tong heard this, he looked at the golden fairyland fire phoenix in fear and broke into a cold sweat.
Zhuge Liang walked to Pang Tong and whispered:
"Shiyuan, how about my brother helping you find this marriage? Are you satisfied?"
Pang Tong begged:
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Zhuge Liang patted his forehead, waved his long sleeves, and after unlocking the spell, he apologized:
"Shiyuan, I'm so confused, I forgot to seal your mouth before."
"What do you want to say? If it's something like gratitude, don't say it."
After the spell was released, Pang Tong took a long breath and cursed:
"Zhuge Kongming, you despicable villain! Sanctimonious person! Traitor! Evil thief!"
"Let me go quickly, otherwise I, Pang Shiyuan, will sever ties with you and we will never be in harmony with you from now on!!"
The smile on Zhuge Liang's face became brighter. He tapped his fingers, sealed Pang Tong's mouth again, and said:
"Shi Yuan, look at you, you are talking nonsense happily."
"Brother is your best friend, how could he harm you?"
If looks could kill, Pang Tong at this moment wished he could kill the thief in front of him with a thousand knives!
at this time.
Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty hurriedly broke into the cave and said anxiously:
"Mr. Kong Ming, hurry up... Prime Minister Ao wants you to go out and hide first. The Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan are coming to kill you!"
Zhuge Liang frowned and asked:
"General Pingtian, Bull Demon King? Princess Iron Fan?"
"Why do you want to kill me? It seems that I have never offended them, right?"
Liu Bei, Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty, ran up to him and said helplessly:
"Hey, just now there was a man holding a feather fan and wearing a scarf, saying in front of Red Boy that a phoenix begets a phoenix and a dragon begets a dragon."
"Let Red Boy mistakenly think that he is not the biological son of the Bull Demon King. After the Bull Demon King returned to the cave, he happened to meet Prime Minister Ao..."
"For this reason, they went to the underworld to check the book of life and death. Now that the misunderstanding is solved, they will find trouble with the person who spread the rumor."
Zhuge Liang patted Pang Tong on the shoulder thoughtfully, and said with a half-smile:
"Phoenix begets phoenix, dragon begets dragon, Shi Yuan, you really want to be better than me at any time."
Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty, Liu Bei, saw Pang Tong being tied up with five flowers and his mouth was still sealed. After he used the magic formula to loosen the latter, he said in confusion:
"Mr. Shiyuan, what's wrong with you? Who tied you up?"
Pang Tongyi sat on the ground, rubbing his legs that had lost consciousness for a long time, and said with a fake smile:
"Kong Ming, how can you slander your close friend like this? We are half-brothers!"
"By the way, hide now."
Zhuge Liang squeezed the magic formula with his hand, and the fairy light flashed, and his appearance changed rapidly. He only counted his breaths, and he became the same as Pang Tong.
Immediately he pointed out a finger, transformed Pang Tong into his own appearance, and said with a smile:
"It's just a little bit of transformation. I happen to know a little bit about it."
"Shiyuan, as a close friend and half-brother, it's not too much for you to protect your brother from disaster, right?"
Pang Tong touched his cheek, showing a look of horror. He squeezed the magic formula with his hand, trying to break the magic of change, but failed.
Thinking that the Bull Demon King and Iron Fan Princess who had cultivated in the Golden Fairy Realm were coming to seek revenge, they were so frightened that they ran away and said viciously:
"What a close friend, Zhuge the dog thief, you and I are severing our relationship today!"
(End of chapter)
