In the chat group.
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Hey, how could Emperor Song be so lucky?
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: It’s easy to meet such a beautiful fairy, and the fairy’s second brother is actually a god in heaven!
Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: Why can’t I encounter such good things?
Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: Who said you didn't meet him? Gu Ruo remembers correctly, once the great cause was achieved, the daughter of the Duke of Tang Dynasty was still waiting to be named in her boudoir~
Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: If you are not afraid that Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty will kill you, then go find Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty for marriage.
Sima Zhong, Emperor Hui of Jin Dynasty: Isn’t it beautiful?
Sima Zhong, Emperor Hui of the Jin Dynasty: Immortal Sui, the position of queen in my dynasty is vacant... Can I find you for marriage?
Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty: Ahem...I too...
Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: Emperor Hui of Jin, Wan Yangou, you two, get the hell away from me!
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: How dare you miss my beloved concubine!
Tang Taizong Li Shimin: You three...do you want to die?
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Ahem... Erlang... you don't want to watch your sister die alone, right?
Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty: Besides, I am the leader of the resurgence of the Song Dynasty, and now I am just in trouble.
Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty: When I escape from the prison and regain my strength, I will definitely be able to conquer a state and establish the Song Dynasty.
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: At that time, I promise your sister the position of queen.
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: I can also depose the queen, and then...
Ming Xianzong Zhu Jianshen: Cough cough cough... Dad, if you continue to act like this, don't blame me for rebelling against you!
Zhu Youtang, Emperor Xiaozong of the Ming Dynasty: Yes, Grandpa Huang, can you wake up a little?
Zhu Houcong, Emperor Shizong of the Ming Dynasty: Grandpa... you... Hey, you, please send Emperor Yingzong back to the Zhengtong Dynasty.
Zhu Houcong, Emperor Shizong of the Ming Dynasty: As a junior, I cannot interfere in the affairs of my ancestors. Let Emperor Renzong and Emperor Xuanzong discipline Emperor Yingzong.
Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: You are not worthy of your descendants... You are not worthy of your descendants!
Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: I am an emperor. Who do I want to make my queen? I have to ask you for your opinion!
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Hahaha... Ming Yingzong, why don't you just stay in my great cause, and how about I grant you a divine title?
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: I will spare you the filial sons and grandsons who want to take you back.
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: No! I want to be the emperor of Ming Dynasty!
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: Ahem, may I ask how you plan to establish the Divine Court?
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: If I remember correctly, it seems that you...can't even go back home.
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: With the [Shenting Cultivation Method], it’s useless, right?
Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of Ming Dynasty:...
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The arena of the heavens.
In Noble County of Tang Dynasty.
Tang Taizong Li Shimin casually closed the chat interface and nodded to Tang Suzong Li Heng, asking him to stare at the three idiot emperors.
He strode into the palace, preparing to see the Guanyin Bodhisattva with his own eyes.
Looking around, the palace was in chaos.
Cheng Yaojin, Yuchi Gong and other generals stood there from a distance, their lips pressed tightly, their shoulders shaking, looking like they could hardly hold back their laughter.
Sun Wukong, who was smelling of alcohol, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing, who were all full of food, stood in a row with low eyebrows.
Tang Sanzang, who had always been kind to others, was angrily reprimanding:
"Wukong, Bajie, how can you drink wine and eat meat! If I hadn't happened to be discovered by my master today, how long would you have planned to hide it from my master?"
"Wu Jing, I always thought that you were the most worry-free disciple for me, but I didn't expect that you...actually acted like this!"
…
After Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, pushed open the door and entered, he met the eyes of Sun Wukong and other monsters looking for help, and said with a smile:
"Master Tripitaka, as the old saying goes, no one is a sage. Who can have no faults? If you know your mistakes and can correct them, there is no great good."
"Guanyin Bodhisattva finally woke up. Don't disturb the Bodhisattva because of such trivial matters."
When Tang Sanzang saw "Li Erlang" interceding for his three disciples, he felt even more tired.
He knew without guessing that the three apprentices' violation of the rules must be closely related to General "Li Erlang".
Emperor Taizong Li Shimin glanced at Yu Chigong, who was still watching the excitement, and ordered:
"Jing De, why don't you quickly pull the Great Sage and others outside the temple and beat them with a thousand big boards as a punishment!"
"Remember, you can only stop when Master Tripitaka says to stop!"
Zhu Bajie glanced at Tang Sanzang furtively, and seeing that he didn't stop him, he said cautiously:
"Master, Erlang's method is good."
"I know that my sins are serious. If Master doesn't tell me to stop today, I will be beaten all the time."
"Even if my soul is beaten to pieces, I'm still willing to do it!"
Tang Sanzang waved his hands helplessly, and General Yuchi Gong and others pretended to be serious and escorted Sun Wukong and other demons outside the hall.
After a while, Zhu Bajie's heart-rending screams came from outside the hall:
"Oh, Master, I know I was wrong!"
"Hiss...it hurts so much! My old pig is going to be beaten to pieces!"
After listening for a few breaths, Tang Sanzang showed a look of intolerance, apologized to Guanyin Bodhisattva, and hurriedly ran out of the palace.
Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty walked to the bed, performed a Buddhist salute, and said:
"Li Erlang, the royal family member of the Tang Dynasty, pays homage to Guanyin Bodhisattva."
Guanyin Bodhisattva coughed lightly, his face looked a little haggard, and he said weakly:
"That day, it was you and Wukong who rescued the poor monk in Shituoling?"
"This poor monk will definitely repay this kindness in the future, but the Tang Dynasty is in Nanzhan Buzhou, why did you come to Xiniu Hezhou?"
"Furthermore, if the poor monk is not mistaken, this place is the Zhuzi Kingdom. Why are the soldiers of the Tang Dynasty all in the city?"
Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, said calmly:
"Bodhisattva, this place used to be the country of Zhuzi, but now it is the country of Zhuzi in the Tang Dynasty."
"His Majesty felt that Master Tripitaka had a long journey to the west and was afraid of being harmed by monsters, so he ordered me to lead an army to protect Master Tripitaka on his journey to the west."
Guanyin Bodhisattva's face changed slightly, and he said in a daze:
"Wait, the Western Expedition???"
Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, urged and said:
"That's right, it's the Western Expedition!"
"The Tang Dynasty has a vast territory and outstanding people. It is better for these small barbarian countries to rely on the Tang Dynasty than to be harmed by monsters."
After hearing the words, Guanyin Bodhisattva closed her eyes and recited Buddhist sutras in a low voice, muttering secretly in her heart that she must be in the illusion of Zen Master Wuchao!
Otherwise, how could so many incredible things have happened in just a few months?
First, the venerable Zen Master Wuchao said he was Lu Ya and killed Samantabhadra's mount, the white elephant.
Then there were the three apprentices of the Buddhist monk who openly ate wine and meat.
Now her "savior" said that he was "Li Erlang" of the Tang Dynasty clan, and he was ordered by the Tang Emperor to march westward.
This, this, this... is this really the human world she is familiar with? When did it become like this!
After Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, saw Guanyin Bodhisattva's reaction, he took out the map of Xiniu Hezhou from his arms and said to himself:
"Guanyin Bodhisattva, may I ask you when are you going to Shituoling to take revenge?"
"After you fell into coma, Na Lu Ya established a demon dynasty in Shituoling, calling himself the Golden Crow Emperor, and even made bold statements."
"We must establish a heart for the demon clan! Establish a destiny for all demons! Inherit the legacy of His Majesty the Demon Emperor and His Majesty the Eastern Emperor, and create peace for the demon clan forever!"
"If you don't care anymore, the Golden Crow Emperor will attack Lingshan."
(End of chapter)
