Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty, and Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty, looked at each other and discussed:
"What should I say? Do you want to eat or not? I think what Emperor Jin Hui said makes sense."
"eat!"
"Then eat!"
Later, Emperor Yingzong of Ming Dynasty and Gaozong of Song Dynasty also joined Emperor Hui of Jin Dynasty. Each of them picked up a dead branch and started chewing it with his head down.
…
In the chat group.
Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty Yang Guang: Hahaha... Oops, I can't do it anymore, I'm going to laugh to death from them.
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Could it be that these three fools are really crazy? Not afraid of poisoning?
Yuan Mingzong and Shihen: Is this the emperor of your Ming and Song dynasties? Bah, what a shame.
Ming Xianzong Zhu Jianshen: Barbarian, what are you barking at? Asking for a beating?
Yuan Mingzong and Shi Xing: Ahem, if you have the ability, fight to the death in the human world, so that you can see the power of the Qing Dynasty!
Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: Why didn’t I see the power of your Great Yuan Dynasty?
Yuan Mingzong and Shihen:...
Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty: Are the Manchu barbarians preparing to come to the human world? Why not go to Shituoling to play?
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: By the way, Emperor Sui Yang, if you want to come, you can come.
Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty: If you encounter a monster, even if you call me "Ao Ji", you will definitely be treated as a distinguished guest!
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty, we have known each other for so long, but you don’t regard me as your best friend at all~
Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty Yang Guang: Every night, he uses a space channel to block the live broadcast interface. What? Afraid that we might peek?
Sun Quan, the Great Emperor of Wu: Even the spider spirit is not spared, Liu Bang, you are so ridiculous!
Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: Is that the fox beauty tonight? Or seven spider beauties?
Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: If they reveal their real bodies, will you be afraid, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty?
Sun Quan, the Great Emperor of Wu: Liu Bang was calling them "baby" one by one. He would definitely not be afraid, and he might even be more excited!
Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin:...
Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi:...
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty:? ? ?
Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty: Hiss... no, you thief Cao, you descendants of rats, what do you want? ! !
…
The Yongzheng plane of the Qing Dynasty.
Under the pitch-black night, a well-trained army was slowly entering the dark vortex.
Zong Yinzhen of the Qing Dynasty was riding on a war horse and said with high spirits:
"Yuan Mingzong, let's go."
"In this battle, I want to show those emperors the power of the Qing Dynasty!"
Yuan Mingzong and Shi Xing panicked and closed the dark live broadcast interface of Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty, and said:
"I...I'll come right away."
However, deep down in his heart, Yuan Mingzong murmured that Han Gaozu was also the founding emperor of the Han Dynasty after all.
Sitting in the world, what kind of beauty has not been seen? Why did he go to the human world and hook up with the vixen and the spider spirit?
Could it be that those female fairies are really that ecstatic? Then should he also... give it a try?
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The arena of the heavens.
Outside Wuji County in Datang.
Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, watched Ming Yingzong and other emperors holding branches and gnawing wildly on the live broadcast interface in the tent.
The corners of his mouth raised slightly, and then he burst out laughing, almost crying tears of laughter, and said:
"Hahaha... Why are these three people so stupid? I heard from Marshal Tianpeng that Zhen Yuanzi is a great magical power in Da Luo Jin Fairyland."
"If your cultivation level is not lower than that of the Heavenly Emperor and Lingshan Tathagata Buddha, how could you allow the ginseng fruit tree to be blown up?"
"This is obviously fake!"
Zhuangzong Li Cunxu of the Later Tang Dynasty also said with a smile on his face:
"I don't blame the three of them for being stupid, it's just that Zhen Yuanzi has always lived in seclusion and has a low reputation."
"If this were not the case, how would the Great Sage dare to knock down the ginseng tree in a fit of anger?"
Speaking of the Monkey King who had been "acted", Emperor Taizong thought of the still unconscious Guanyin Bodhisattva and said:
"Yazi, do you think Guanyin is a good god? Or an evil god?"
"If we discover that we have ruined Tathagata's plan, will we repay kindness with hatred?"
This rhetoric about good gods and evil gods was mentioned by Emperor Taizong of the Song Dynasty when he heard it mentioned by the Young Emperor of the Song Dynasty.
The Three Holy Mother Goddess, who still has a childish heart, should be a good god. She protects the people of Huashan and asks for fortune-telling, which is quite effective.
As for the evil god, he regards the people as eating food, swallowing luck, and living in a land of fish and meat.
Zhuangzong Li Cunxu of the Later Tang Dynasty saw Emperor Taizong's calm expression, and he had obviously made a decision and said:
"In my opinion, Guanyin is probably a good god. He has life-saving grace and can definitely be used by the Tang Dynasty."
"However, we still need to plan carefully."
the other side.
The four masters and disciples of Tang Sanzang lived in a tent, and Sun Wukong was telling his heroic deeds with great interest:
"Master, you don't know that Zen Master Wuchao is really crazy. He refused to recognize his relatives, sacrificed a gourd and recited a mantra, and almost killed Guanyin Bodhisattva."
"Oh, it's a pity that my old grandson has become sworn to his eldest brother, the Bull Demon King. I don't know whether he is dead or alive now?"
"I heard that he got married hundreds of years ago and gave birth to a son named Honghai'er. If I meet him in the future, I must take care of him."
After Tang Sanzang chanted the Buddha's name, he praised:
"Wukong, after this incident, my teacher's view of you has changed a lot."
"I still remember that when you first came out of Wuzhi Mountain, you killed those bandits wantonly, and now you are desperately trying to save the Bodhisattva."
Zhu Bajie curled his lips and said casually:
"Come on, Master, do you think Bi Mawen is really so righteous? He clearly wants to blackmail the Bodhisattva with the gift of saving his life and break the tight curse."
Sun Wukong's thoughts were racing, and he thought of the poor grandfather and grandson. He did not explain, and became angry and said:
"Idiot, how dare you slander my grandson!"
Zhu Bajie squeezed towards Tang Sanzang and complained:
"If good brother Jingde hadn't been patrolling around Wuji Country and Wuji County in the Tang Dynasty tonight to clean up monsters, I wouldn't have lived with you, Bima Wen."
Sha Wujing licked his lips, missing the delicious food and wine, and asked:
"Master, do you think that if we really walk to Lingshan Mountain under the escort of Erlang and the others, will Tathagata Buddha give you the true scripture?"
After the words fell, the camp became quiet, and Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie also fell into thinking.
Before they met "Li Erlang", they had to eat and sleep in the open all day long. They were hungry for nine meals in three days and could only eat wild fruits to satisfy their hunger.
After meeting "Li Erlang", I basically didn't even get out of the carriage these days, and all I ate was vegetarian food (wine and delicacies).
This...should be regarded as going through a lot of hardships, right?
Tang Sanzang hesitated and said:
"Wu Jing, how about we say goodbye to Erlang tomorrow?"
It is difficult to go from extravagance to frugality, but it is easy to go from frugality to extravagance. As soon as he thinks of having to live the hard life again, Zhu Bajie is the first to retort:
"Master, I, Lao Zhu, think it's better to just follow Erlang and the others. Anyway, as long as we get to Lingshan Mountain."
Sun Wukong also rarely had the same idea as Zhu Bajie, and said:
"Yes, Master, the Bodhisattva is also in the army now. He is seriously injured. I don't know how long it will take to wake up."
"Is it possible, Master, that you want to carry the Bodhisattva on your back to the Western Heaven?"
Tang Sanzang's face suddenly turned red with embarrassment, and he said in a panic:
"Bodhisattva, she, she... can't do it. I am a monk. Men and women are not close to each other. We should wait for Bodhisattva to wake up first."
Sun Wukong glanced at Tang Sanzang who was blushing strangely, thought for a while, and still didn't say anything.
When Zen Master Wuchao saw the Bodhisattva, he called him Taoist Cihang.
This number... sounds like a man's.
(End of chapter)
