Heaven.
"Snapped"
A glass of fine wine fell to the ground, exuding a strong aroma of wine.
Xu Da, Duke of Wei, and others, who had transformed into the appearance of gods from the Thunder Department, occupied the magpie's nest with doves, and were enjoying their meal, raised their heads one after another and asked:
"Your Majesty, what happened?"
"Could it be that those bullshit gods discovered it? The last general is willing to be a pioneer!"
…
Zhu Yuanzhang waved his hands and said with an ugly face:
"Nothing, you continue to eat."
Later, Zhu Yuanzhang looked at the embarrassed faces of Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty and Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty on the live broadcast interfaces, and said helplessly:
"Han Gaozu, tell me, what trouble have you caused? Why is the monster Zhang Juzheng?"
"We tortured the original Nine Heavens with the Thunderous Sound of Universal Heaven's Majesty for three days and three nights, and then he told us that the monsters in the Three Realms were once known as the Monster Clan."
"The masters of the demon clan are named Demon Emperor and Eastern Emperor. These two brothers fought in all directions, ruled all clans, established the demon clan, and created the ancient heaven."
"It's just that why the demon clan fell apart later, the Nine Heavens Universal Transformation Heavenly Lord couldn't remember it."
"The Thunder Department of the Heavenly Court performs thunder methods, weighs natural disasters, controls things and people, and controls life and death. As long as it is not too much trouble, we can cover it for you."
…
Shituoling.
Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, heard this and said with a guilty conscience:
"Ahem...that is, he deceived the two great kings of Shituoling, Bai Xiang, and summoned the great demons of the three realms to establish a demon dynasty."
"Nowadays, in Hezhou, Xiniu, and even in the entire Three Realms, the big demons are basically gathered in Shituoling, and there are countless small demons."
"This matter is all the fault of Emperor Sui Yang. If he hadn't taken action rashly and had a fight with the Green-haired Lion, the great king of Shituoling, I wouldn't have come here."
At the end of the day, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty skillfully passed the blame to Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty.
…
the other side.
Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, was sitting in a carriage, setting up a formation to prevent Tang Sanzang's master and disciples from eavesdropping, and said:
"Group leader, you just said that...the Three Realms are now facing the Great Tribulation of Journey to the West? The four Buddhist masters and disciples...are now in the army."
"Ahem, I didn't mean to do it. I just led the Xuanjia Army to this world and met a white-bone spirit, so I just played for a while."
"Who would have thought that the four masters and disciples of Tang Sanzang would come uninvited. Considering that they are also my subjects of the Tang Dynasty, I took them with me to continue the Western Expedition."
…
The daughter country.
A graceful woman stood on the city wall, watching the army go away, and sighed:
"General Wu, am I not beautiful? Why are you so heartless..."
at the same time.
Wu Zetian sat on the carriage, with an expression on her face that she had escaped disaster, and said slowly:
"Group leader, I just took some water from the Zimu River, so I shouldn't be causing trouble, right?"
"There is only one scorpion spirit in the Golden Fairyland here, and it was captured by Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty."
…
Heaven.
When Zhu Yuanzhang heard what these three people had done, he immediately became numb and said immediately:
"Empress Wu, we asked Yue Lao that the Daughter Kingdom was also a disaster caused by Tang Sanzang, and the king of the Daughter Kingdom was a love disaster caused by Tang Sanzang."
"But since you are a woman, you should not get into trouble. As long as you avoid Tang Sanzang's path to obtain scriptures, you will be fine."
"As for you, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty...the green-haired lion and the white elephant are the mounts of Manjushri and Samantabhadra in Lingshan Mountain."
"And Tang Taizong, you... ahem, just take care of yourself. Besides, you and I are not familiar with each other. When you are reincarnated, remember to find Qin Shihuang."
After saying that, Zhu Yuanzhang quickly closed the live broadcast interface and couldn't help but quietly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
He originally thought that since the human world was so dangerous, nothing major would happen in just a few months.
I never thought that Han Gaozu and Tang Taizong would break the whole world!
Fooling Lingshan Samantabhadra's mount to gather the three realms of demons? Establish a demon dynasty? Do you want to imitate the Great Sage Sun Wukong and cause trouble in heaven?
Leading the four masters and disciples of Tang Sanzang on an expedition to the west? Are you sure you won't be slapped to death by Lingshan Tathagata?
…
In the chat group.
Yuan Mingzong and Shi Xing: These leaders are nothing more than that, people who are greedy for life and afraid of death.
Yuan Mingzong and Shi Xing: Let me tell you, Zhu Chongba is not worthy of being the leader of the group!
Ming Taizong Zhu Di: Where did the fool bark?
Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian: Report to Emperor Taizong, this was the barbarian emperor who was driven out of the Tianli Dynasty by Song Taizong.
Zhu Youjian, Sizong of the Ming Dynasty: I heard that Emperor Taizong of the Song Dynasty had all five of his limbs disabled and only the four limbs were reattached.
Ming Taizong Zhu Di: It turns out he is another dead eunuch.
Yuan Mingzong and Shi Xing: Zhu Di, you are so presumptuous! Believe it or not, I... I will kill your entire Zhu family once I return to the Heavenly Calendar!
Ming Taizong Zhu Di: Are you sure you can still go back?
Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: What? Yuan Mingzong, do you want to go home? How about I hold a big banquet and wait for you?
Yuan Mingzong and Shihen: No, no... no, I was just joking...
Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: By the way, how is the First Emperor doing in the underworld now?
Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty: Even the leader of the group can only use the tactic of occupying the magpie's nest with a dove. I'm afraid Qin Shihuang will also have a hard time.
Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty: If I were the emperor of the Han Dynasty, I would have gathered the strength of the four dynasties to destroy the Qin Dynasty, which was still lingering.
Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty: A mere short-lived dynasty that died after two generations was worthy of sitting on the position of administrator.
Sun Quan, Emperor Wu: Wan Yangou, what are you barking at?
Sun Quan, the Great Emperor of Wu: Without His Majesty the First Emperor to destroy the six kingdoms, write the same text, and unify weights and measures, where would your Song Dynasty come from?
Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty: Sun Shiwan, you are such a sanctimonious person who deceives the world and steals your reputation, how dare you talk!
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: If you hadn't stabbed Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty in the back, he would have defeated Emperor Wu of Wei and reestablished the Han Dynasty.
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The orthodox plane of the Ming Dynasty.
In front of the house.
Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty, breathed a sigh of relief and was secretly glad that Empress Wu did not tell anyone about their going to the daughter country.
Otherwise, according to Emperor Taizu's temperament, he must be beaten to death!
At this moment, Yu Qian walked out of the house. When he saw Ming Yingzong, he was stunned for a moment and quickly saluted:
"I, Yu Qian, pay my respects to the Supreme Emperor!"
Zhu Qizhen, the Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty, turned pale and turned pale. He snorted coldly and cursed:
"Hey Yu Qian, when did I become the Supreme Emperor?!!"
"My father and grandfather are here to help me supervise the country!!!"
Yu Qian said doubtfully:
"But Emperor Taizong has already informed all civil and military officials that Emperor Taizu issued an imperial edict to depose you from the throne."
Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty, gritted his teeth angrily when he saw this scene. He finally understood why he would kill Yu Qian in the future.
This guy is so straight! ! !
Then, remembering the purpose of his trip, Ming Yingzong slowed down, took out a Wen Dao Kung Fu and said:
"Yu Qian, I'm here to ask you and me to go to the great cause."
"If everything goes well, I will soon be able to sit on the throne again, and Emperor Taizong will be full of praise for me!"
Yu Qian frowned and refused:
"Your Majesty, Emperor Renzong has summoned his ministers to the palace. You can go find someone else."
With that said, Yu Qian walked around Ming Yingzong and walked towards the palace.
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen looked at Yu Qian's back and cursed angrily:
"Yu Qian, how dare you disobey me! Believe it or not, I will punish all nine of your clans!!!"
(End of chapter)
