The arena of the heavens.
As the army marched, Li Bai, Bai Juyi and other literati led Zhu Bajie as the vanguard.
Whenever they encounter monsters, Li Bai and others will recite poems and lyrics, and use their awe-inspiring righteousness to kill all the little monsters that block their way.
Tang Sanzang looked a little envious, then his face turned pale and he recited the Buddha's name in a low voice:
"Amitabha...sin, sin, sin..."
Tang Taizong came over with a strange expression, stepped back and asked:
"Master Tripitaka, what are you doing? Could it be that you have remembered something wrong?"
"I will remember that you seem to have grown up in Jinshan Temple since childhood. Could it be that there are still women in Jinshan Temple~"
Tang Sanzang explained with cold sweat breaking out on his forehead:
"General Li, don't make fun of the poor monk."
"Just now, the poor monk's inner demons were at work, and he actually had the same desire to cultivate literature and Taoism as Wu Neng, and he committed a sin."
As an ordinary person with a mortal body, Tang Sanzang could hardly resist his inner demons.
In my mind, there seemed to be a bewitching voice whispering constantly.
After cultivating the Way of Literature, if I encounter monsters in the future, even if I can't defeat them, I can still escape.
In the future, the scriptures will surely be brought back to the Tang Dynasty to benefit the people of Li.
Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, smiled and said:
"Master Sanzang, are you confused about this matter? I have agreed. You can just go find Taibai later."
"By the way, I have something to ask, general. Do you think His Majesty is a tyrant who kills brothers? Or a benevolent sage?"
Tang Taizong always thought that the emperor of the Tang Dynasty in the human world would at most have the same name and surname as himself.
But after the group leader narrated it, Tang Taizong realized that what he had done...that Li Shimin had also done it.
Li Shimin even did things that he didn't do. For example, being frightened by the ghost of a dragon king kept him awake all night...
In panic, Tang Sanzang turned around and looked around. He saw that the soldiers were standing far away and the two disciples were nowhere to be found, so he whispered:
"Erlang, are you crazy?"
"Your Majesty, is it something you and I can discuss?"
Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, waved his hand and said:
"Master Tripitaka, don't worry. The words that come out of your mouth and into my ears will never be known to a third person."
While speaking, fearing that Tang Sanzang would be uneasy, Tang Taizong also deliberately set up a formation to cover up his voice.
Tang Sanzang had no choice but to say:
"Erlang, although your Majesty has made big mistakes, he is also a benevolent king who cares about the people."
Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, asked:
"Then why did you go to the West to learn scriptures? Instead of staying in Chang'an?"
"I heard from those monsters that you are the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, the second disciple of Lingshan Tathagata Buddha. If you eat your flesh, you can live forever~"
"Since you are willing to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures for the sake of the people, why not just let His Majesty eat a piece of your flesh and live forever."
"In this way, won't the people of the Tang Dynasty be grateful to you?"
Some well-founded words left Tang Sanzang speechless.
He pointed at himself with a wry smile and said:
"Erlang, don't joke with the poor monk. How could the poor monk be the reincarnation of a golden cicada when he is mortal?"
"If you don't believe it, the poor monk will cut off the meat and let you taste it."
Tang Taizong spurred his horse back a few steps in disgust, waved his hand and said:
"No, no, no, no, I'm just joking. Master Sanzang, don't take it to heart."
"I'm going to go find some monsters to play with. Master Sanzang, you'd better go to the carriage and rest for a while."
After saying that, Tang Taizong dispersed the formation, holding the walking stick, with his back to Tang Sanzang, a smile on his face, and rushed forward.
Tang Sanzang was left sitting on the horse in a daze, looking down at his palms.
After a full cup of tea, he asked:
"Third Prince, do you think the poor monk is really the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi? Will eating the poor monk make him immortal?"
"It's strange to say that the poor monk has a mortal body. Since leaving the Tang Dynasty, he has been in danger many times, and every time he has been able to turn danger into good fortune..."
I saw the white horse hiding under Tang San suddenly uttering human words:
"Master Sanzang, don't think too much, remember to be careful about that Li Erlang."
"I think that Li Erlang and Li Yazi are both ambitious and ambitious people. Their words cannot be trusted."
Tang Sanzang turned his head and looked at the murderous black-armored cavalry around him. Recalling everything he had experienced since leaving Chang'an, he suddenly felt a sense of disobedience.
…
In the chat group.
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: The white horse that speaks human words! Group leader, could it be that he is also Tang Sanzang’s disciple?
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: This Tang Sanzang is really strange. He has four apprentices, a monkey, a pig, a horse, and... a demoted eunuch.
Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: Wanyan Gou, Sha Wujing is obviously a rolling curtain general, okay? What does it mean to be a demoted eunuch?
Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty: General rolling the curtain, rolling the curtain...isn't it equivalent to a eunuch?
Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of Ming Dynasty:...
Group leader: Baimalong is the third son of Ao Run, the Dragon King of the West Sea, and is called the Third Prince of Yulong.
Group leader: Because he set fire to the pearl in the palace, he was sued by the Dragon King of the West Sea to heaven and sentenced to death. He was later rescued by Guanyin Bodhisattva and waited for Buddhist pilgrims at the Yingchou Stream of Snake Pan Mountain.
Group leader: Later, he swallowed Tang Sanzang's white horse by mistake, and was inspired by Guanyin Bodhisattva. Its horns were cut off and its scales were reduced, and it turned into a white dragon horse, which carried Tang Sanzang on his journey to the west.
Group leader: We heard from the clairvoyant that Bai Longma was not Tang Sanzang’s disciple.
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: After setting fire to a pearl, he was sent to heaven by his biological father and sentenced to death...
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: This Dragon King of the West Sea is really a weak loach. The Dragon Clan of the Four Seas in this world... is too ridiculous.
Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of Sui Dynasty: He is simply the second Wanyan Gou.
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou:...
Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty: Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty, why don't you let me see your little loach of luck in the Sui Dynasty? How mighty is it?
Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty Yang Guang: After some time, I am going to change the appearance of the Dragon of Luck.
Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: Leader of the group, when you take over the heaven, can you also give me a divine position?
Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: I also want to experience the fun of immortality.
Group leader: Wait until we think of a way to get rid of the Emperor of Heaven.
Group leader: Remember, don’t go too far in the human world.
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: Ahem...Is it too late for me to stop now?
…
The arena of the heavens.
Heaven.
Zhu Yuanzhang looked at the live broadcast interface that belonged to Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, with confusion, and asked:
"Han Gaozu, what have you done?"
"We have finally managed to get the entire Lei Department in our hands these days, but we haven't watched the live broadcast.
…
Shituoling.
Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, was hiding in a remote place and said with a guilty conscience:
"It's just... just like you. The dove occupies the magpie's nest and is about to become Zhang Juzheng of the demon dynasty."
Looking around, today's Shituoling is filled with demonic aura soaring into the sky. At the foot of the mountain are little demons who come here admiringly, and there is no end as far as the eye can see.
A big demon in the golden fairyland gathered in groups of three or five on the mountainside, eating, drinking and having fun.
Occasionally, when some commanders passed by, they sensed the aura of Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty and respectfully shouted "Great Commander".
At this moment, Emperor Han Gaozu regretted so much that he almost cried.
He finally met a stupid white elephant and a golden-winged roc who only cared about beauty.
Moreover, the entire Xiniu Hezhou and even the famous demons from the three realms were invited to Shituoling.
He was preparing to establish a demon dynasty and then become a prime minister who "is not a prime minister, but a minister". Who would have thought that those great demons are not native monsters in the human world!
Fortunately, he is also planning to directly encourage Bai Xiang to fight in the heaven, which will hurt both sides.
Now it seems that we should find a way to save our lives!
(End of chapter)
