In the chat group.
Zhu Youjian, Sizong of the Ming Dynasty: The gods who are born with knowledge are very powerful.
Zhao Guangyi, Emperor Taizong of the Song Dynasty: Haha... These words can only deceive the ignorant mortals and Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty.
Zhao Guangyi, Emperor Taizong of the Song Dynasty: I believe that magical powers and secrets are born with knowledge, but magic weapons are also innate, I don’t believe that!
Liu Xun, Emperor of Hanzhong: Am I the only one curious about how the gods and Buddhas in the sky were born?
Liu Xun, Emperor Zhongzong of Han Dynasty: It couldn’t be born from the ten-month pregnancy of heaven and earth, right?
Cao Huan, Emperor Yuan of Wei: I never imagined that the mortals in the Three Realms would be so miserable, being created by gods and Buddhas all over the sky just to eat as a matter of luck.
Emperor Wei Yuan Cao Huan: Fortunately, there are no gods in my dynasty.
Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin: So what if there are gods?
Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin: If you dare to treat mortals as food, then you will be beaten!
Group leader: No, Zhu Bajie is lying, and all the gods and Buddhas in the sky are also lying!
Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: Leader of the group? ! !
Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: Are you not dead? Why do I see that your live broadcast is always dark?
Zhu Youtang, Emperor Xiaozong of the Ming Dynasty: Emperor Taizu, you have to make the decision for your grandson!
Zhu Youtang, Emperor Xiaozong of the Ming Dynasty: My father is crazy! Beat me every day!
Ming Xianzong Zhu Jianshen: Ahem... Grandpa Taizu was happy and angry, and his grandson was disciplining his rebellious son.
Ming Xianzong Zhu Jianshen: Today he dares to smear Zhen'er in [Xianzong's Records], and tomorrow he dares to smear his grandson's reputation.
Ming Xianzong Zhu Jianshen: In the future, I am afraid that even Emperor Taizu, you, this treacherous son, will dare to slander you!
Zhu Youtang, Emperor Xiaozong of Ming Dynasty:...
Yang Jian, the great ancestor of the Sui Dynasty: Hiss... you father and son... are really father and son.
…
The Yongzheng plane of the Qing Dynasty.
Yuan Mingzong and Shihen sat on the dragon throne in a similar manner, stroking the memorials as if they had the whole world under their control.
Chichi said:
"Qing Shizong, don't worry, I will never make the decision without authorization. I will do whatever you want to do in reviewing memorials and handling government affairs!"
"Hehehe... I never thought I would have the chance to become emperor again."
However, Qing Shizong couldn't care less about this fool at the moment, staring closely at the group leader on the chat interface, and murmured:
"Zhu Chongba!!!"
"Just wait, one day, I will definitely lead the Qing emperor to regain the position of leader of the Qing Dynasty!"
"You Han emperors will all die!"
Ever since he learned that the leader of the group was Zhu Chongba, Taizu of the Ming Dynasty, and that there were already seven emperors of the Ming Dynasty in the chat group, Shizong of the Qing Dynasty knew about it.
There will definitely be a battle between the Qing Dynasty and the Ming Dynasty!
…
Jiajing plane of Ming Dynasty.
Emperor Shizong of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Houcong, had a bitter look on his face and "lent" the 100,000 points he had finally accumulated to his unreliable ancestor.
Watching the ancestor's hastily fleeing back, he silently looked at the live broadcast interface.
Suddenly he let out a light sigh and said in surprise:
"This, this, this...how is it possible!"
On the live broadcast interface, the live broadcast screen belonging to Emperor Taizu, which had been dark, suddenly returned to normal.
What caught the eye was a magnificent palace, even more magnificent than the palace of Emperor Yang of Sui Dynasty. It was the only one Ming Shizong had seen in his life.
Several powerful-looking gods sat together, wolfing down the delicacies and saying vaguely:
"Your Majesty, please eat it quickly. This dragon liver and phoenix marrow won't taste good when it gets cold."
"Tiande, don't grab it, leave some peaches for me!"
"Let go! No one can steal my fairy wine!"
…
In the chat group.
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Hey, where is Emperor Taizu? ? ?
Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: How come I looked around and didn’t see Emperor Taizu?
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Could something have happened to Emperor Taizu?
Ming Taizong Zhu Di: If you are unworthy of your descendants, shut up! Believe it or not, I’m going to beat you up!
Ming Taizong Zhu Di: Your Emperor Taizu has great foresight, how could something happen!
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Grandpa, what about Emperor Taizu?
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Eyes and brains are good things, but it’s a pity that Ming Yingzong doesn’t have them.
Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty: Take a closer look. Is there any sense of familiarity in the eyes and brows of the immortal sitting on the throne?
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: The strategy of dove occupying the magpie's nest was not only used by the emperor of the Han Dynasty, but also by the group leader.
Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty:...
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: Leader of the group, don’t tell me that you haven’t conquered Heaven yet?
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: It's over, it's over, I just beat up the yellow-robed monster who raped a common girl, and imprisoned him in a yin and yang gas cylinder.
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: He said that he was Kuimulang, one of the twenty-eight star kings in heaven.
Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty: He also said that the folk girl was the jade girl who served incense in the Pixiang Palace, and he and the jade girl reincarnated as the folk girl were destined to have a pre-existing relationship.
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: If this matter spreads out, then won’t all the remaining twenty-seven constellations star kings come to the human world to seek revenge from me?
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Hahaha... Han Gaozu, let you run rampant in the human world these days!
Emperor Yang Guang of Sui Dynasty: How is this going? Is death imminent?
Liu Che, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: Emperor Gaozu, don’t panic, aren’t there still two demons from Shituoling? Just blame the two big monsters for this disaster.
…
The arena of the heavens.
Heaven.
The leader of the group, Zhu Yuanzhang, transformed into the Nine-Heaven God who responded to the sound of thunder and took charge of the Thunder Department. He glared at these "old brothers" who had never seen the world.
He completely forgot that he had eaten a lot of dragon liver and phoenix marrow when he first occupied the magpie nest. He looked at the chat interface and said:
"Han Gaozu, don't worry. Now is the time of the Great Tribulation of the Journey to the West. The heavens are dark and the Emperor of Heaven and the Tathagata cannot calculate what will happen in the human world."
"However, don't be too unscrupulous. It's best to act in secret."
Later, Zhu Yuanzhang learned about these days and told all the emperors about the beginning and end of the Great Tribulation of Journey to the West.
…
It is a hundred miles away from Pingding Mountain.
Tang Taizong Li Shimin turned his head blankly, glanced at the four masters and disciples of Tang Sanzang, blinked, and thought to himself:
"Hiss... I seem to be a little too ostentatious, so Lingshan Tathagata won't cause trouble for me, right?"
"No, I have to think of a perfect solution."
…
Shituoling.
Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, looked at the yin and yang two-cylinder bottle in front of him that he regarded as a treasure and would not let go of it when sleeping at night.
He said in a panic:
"Yellow-robed monster... Ahem, Mr. Kuimu Langxing, are you still alive?"
"I will let you out right now, but you must not die!"
aside.
After the charming Fox Commander finished bathing, he hugged Emperor Gaozu of Han and said coquettishly:
"Ao Ji, it's been an hour and three quarters, and that yellow-robed monster must have turned into pus."
"Do you really believe that he is Lord Kuimu Langxing of Heaven?"
"Hurry in with me~"
With the beauty by his side, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty was heartbroken and opened the yin and yang two cylinders to take a look.
Except for the scorpion spirit, there was only a puddle of pus in the Yin and Yang cylinders. He suddenly wanted to cry without tears:
"It's over, it's over, it's really over now."
"This Kuimulang is dead. If it weren't for the Emperor Xi... who counted with his fingers, he would have figured out that I killed Kuimulang."
"No, I want to find the second king, yes, the second king!"
While speaking, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty pushed aside the charming Commander Fox and ran towards the place of seclusion.
This thing was too big, and his frail body couldn't bear it anymore.
Only the silly two king white elephants seem to be able to carry it.
(End of chapter)
