The great cause of the Sui Dynasty.
Sui Dynasty Wonderland.
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty exchanged dozens of carps containing the blood of the dragon and put them into the Ling Lake.
Seeing Han Gaozu Liu Bang, Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen, and Song Gaozong Zhao Gou, these three idiot emperors wanted to give them the immortality elixir for free.
He shook his head and sighed:
"Wan Yangou and Zhu Qizhen can be forgiven for not knowing about the immortality elixir, but you, Liu Bang, as the founding emperor of the Han Dynasty, don't know either..."
"I'm really speechless."
Suddenly, a dark space passage appeared.
Yang Jian, the great ancestor of the Sui Dynasty, walked out slowly. When he saw the carp in Linghu Lake, he swallowed his saliva and said thoughtfully:
"Guang'er, how did you know that your mother wants to eat carp again these days?"
Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty, Yang Guangda, turned pale with fright. He quickly stood in front of the Sui Emperor Yang Jian and said:
"Father, stop eating!"
"This is a mount specially exchanged by my son so that he can transform into a dragon and use it to pull a cart."
Speaking of this matter, Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty burst into tears. His mother wanted to eat carp. Could it be that she couldn't catch ordinary carp?
Do you have to keep an eye on these carps that contain the blood of divine dragons and can transform into dragons?
Yang Jian, the great ancestor of the Sui Dynasty, coughed awkwardly and said:
"Guang'er, the entire Sui Dynasty belongs to you. Why does your mother want to eat a few carps?"
"By the way, what do you think about Tang Xuanzong and Li Chen joining the group?"
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty saw his father staring at the carp in the Ling Lake, his mind moved, and the space rippled.
The next second, the two people appeared in the palace. After helping their father to sit down, Emperor Yang Guang of Sui Dynasty spread out the map of Yuankang's dynasty.
He smiled and said:
"Father, I asked Emperor Hui of Jin that Han Emperor Liu Bang and others left after they put down the rebellion."
"The passing of the Sui Dynasty to the second generation means that no more Sui emperors will enter the group in the future. Therefore, I want to "borrow" the Yuankang Dynasty from Jin Hui Emperor~"
Seeing this, Yang Jian, the emperor of the Sui Dynasty, recalled the extremely delicious carp and said:
"Guang'er, I'll leave this matter to you to plan. If there is a shortage of major generals, just ask!"
…
The middle plane of the Han Dynasty.
Seeing that Sui Yang Emperor Yang Guang did not respond for a long time, Song Gaozong Zhao Gou tapped the system interface and asked:
"Emperor Sui Ming? Emperor Sui Ming? Are you still there?"
"There are only two immortality pills?"
"Can people really live as long as heaven and earth?"
…
In the chat group.
Li Heng, Suzong of the Tang Dynasty: Wanyan Gou, what do you mean by this? Could it be that you are provoking me, the Tang Dynasty?
Tang Suzong Li Heng: I heard that you recruited Huang Zhong and Huang Hansheng from the Zhongping Dynasty. I would like to see how brave and good Huang Zhong is in battle?
Li Cunxu, Emperor Zhuangzong of the Later Tang Dynasty: Wanyan Gou...did you know...that his death is coming~
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: What a mess, I just want to taste the elixir of longevity, what's wrong with it?
Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty: Besides, I am asking about Emperor Ming of the Sui Dynasty. What does it have to do with the Tang Dynasty?
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: Emperor Ming of the Sui Dynasty, have you gone to get the elixir?
Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: Hehe, my longevity is as long as the sky... In other words, can I live a thousand years?
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Zhu Qizhen, how come you are more stupid than Jin Hui Emperor Sima Zhong? To live as long as the sky means to live a thousand years?
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Do you want to laugh me to death so that you can take away my confidant general Huang Hansheng?
Sima Zhong, Emperor Hui of Jin Dynasty:? ? ?
Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: Zhao Gou, shut up!
Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: Don’t embarrass the Song Dynasty!
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Emperor Taizong, I didn’t do anything...
Zhao Bing, the Young Emperor of the Song Dynasty: Emperor Gaozong, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty, how many of you don’t read [History of the Tang Dynasty]?
Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty: Young Emperor Song, let Heng'er talk about this matter.
Song Shaodi Zhao Bing: OK.
Li Heng, Emperor Suzong of the Tang Dynasty: According to historical records, in the thirteenth year of Dazhong, Chen'er was seriously ill and died of poisoning after taking the elixir of longevity.
Tang Suzong Li Heng: There is also Tang Wuzong Li Yan, who is also a Mingjun of the Tang Dynasty.
Li Heng, Emperor Suzong of the Tang Dynasty: During his reign, he clarified the administration of officials, reformed long-standing abuses, weakened the eunuchs, and defeated the Uighurs.
Suzong Li Heng of the Tang Dynasty: Unfortunately, he also took the immortality elixir when he was seriously ill and died in the Daming Palace.
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou:...
Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty:...
Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: Ah~ Doesn’t that mean that Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty was joking? My immortality elixir is gone?
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Why take the immortality elixir when you are seriously ill? Isn't it just like my second nephew?
Emperor Taizong Li Shimin: Yang Guang, son, do you want to die?
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Hey, my second nephew is here. Do you want me to give you a little eunuch?
Suzong Li Heng of the Tang Dynasty: Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty, you died in the second generation of the Sui Dynasty, are you worthy of being the opponent of the Tang Dynasty?
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: How about you, the Sui and Tang dynasties, just have a war? Just fight in Yuanyasu.
Sima Zhong, Emperor Hui of Jin Dynasty: Huh?
Sun Quan, Emperor Wu: What a great idea.
Emperor Suzong of the Tang Dynasty Li Heng: How could I, the great Tang Dynasty, be afraid of the Sui Dynasty, which would perish in its second generation?
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: The great Tang Dynasty? It sounds very familiar.
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: I remember, didn’t Wan Yangou always talk about the Great Song Dynasty?
Tang Suzong Li Heng: The Great Song Dynasty? The Song Dynasty was mostly mediocre? Not even as good as the Wei Dynasty!
Tang Suzong Li Heng: Emperor Taizong created the prosperous age of Zhenguan! Emperor Gaozong inherited the legacy of Zhenguan and created a prosperous age of Yonghui!
Suzong Li Heng of the Tang Dynasty: Even though his father was fatuous and incompetent in his later years, the Anshi Rebellion led to the fall of the Eastern Capital.
Suzong Li Heng of Tang Dynasty: But there is also Tang Xianzong Yuanhe Zhongxing, Tang Wuzong Huichang Zhongxing, and Chen'er Dazhong and Zhongxing.
Tang Suzong Li Heng: Since the Qin Dynasty, the Tang Dynasty was the first dynasty that did not build the Hu Great Wall!
Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty: When autumn comes on September 8th, I will kill all the flowers after they bloom, and the fragrance will reach the sky and penetrate Chang'an, and the whole city will be filled with golden armor.
Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty Yang Guang: My second nephew is a thief, Heng'er. How about my poem "Not Di Empress Fu Ju"?
Sun Quan, the Great Emperor of Wu: [Isn’t the Empress Fu Ju]? I remember it seemed to be written by Huang Chao.
Tang Taizong Li Shimin: You! Yang Guang kid! Sun Shiwan, this is too much!
Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty: Wait, Suzong of the Tang Dynasty, what does your scolding Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty have to do with me, the Song Dynasty?
…
The Yongle plane of the Ming Dynasty.
When King Zhu Fan of Jin Dynasty saw that Prince Zhu Biao and Emperor Taizong Zhu Di of Ming Dynasty wanted to see the evil parrot, they kneaded the magic formula with their hands.
"Buzz"
The bronze coffin shook for a moment and then slowly opened.
What came into view was a parrot that was half a man tall, black and bruised, and suppressed by demon-suppressing charms and iron chains.
Seeing the bronze coffin open, the parrot's evil black eyes flashed with spirituality and said:
"I was wrong. I will never eat the people again. Please spare my life!"
In an instant, it was as if hundreds or even thousands of people were speaking in everyone's ears.
Jin Wang Zhu Fan sneered, put one hand on the bronze coffin, looked at Xie Sui up and down, and said lightly:
"Xie Sui, since I dare to let you see the light of day again, I am not afraid of your little tricks."
"If you dare to be presumptuous again, I will cut your body into thousands of pieces, skin and bones!"
Ming Taizong Zhu Di took a deep look at Jin Wang Zhu Fan and knew that his third brother always kept his word.
Moreover, it is precisely because of the cruel temper of the third brother that he was repeatedly reprimanded by his father. If it were not for the eldest brother, I am afraid that the third brother would have been imprisoned in Fengyang's hometown.
(End of chapter)
