Tang Suzong Li Heng: Cough cough cough.
Emperor Suzong of the Tang Dynasty Li Heng: Emperor Taizong of the Ming Dynasty, why don’t we talk about the defeat of Tumubao and the prosperous age of orthodoxy?
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Orthodox? A prosperous age? ! !
Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: I didn’t expect... Ouch... Grandpa, please forgive me... Suzong of the Tang Dynasty, you actually know... my orthodox prosperous age?
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Hey...Dad, what are you doing...let me go quickly...Grandpa Huang, save me...hiss...broken to pieces...
…
The plane of Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty.
Liu Bang, the great ancestor of Han Dynasty, glanced at Liu Che, Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty, and Liu Xun, Emperor Zhongzong of Han Dynasty, and said with emotion:
"Che'er, why were there no faint kings in the four dynasties of the Han Dynasty?"
"Look at this foolish emperor of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Qizhen, the emperor of the Ming Dynasty. He was beaten every once in a while when he knocked on his door."
"And Wanyan Gou from the old Zhao family of the Song Dynasty."
At the end of the sentence, Liu Bang, the emperor of Han Dynasty, had a proud smile on his face.
…
The Hongwu plane of the Ming Dynasty.
Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty, looked at the Great Grandpa Yan in front of him with a face full of horror. He kicked his legs hard and begged for mercy:
"Grandpa, please spare my life, Grandpa Huang, please save me!"
"Daddy, daddy! Let me go! I am Qi Zhen, your son!"
I saw the emperor's grandson Zhu Zhanji hugging Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen tightly, bringing him to Yan King Zhu Di, and said with a smile:
"Grandpa Yan, your grandson has caught this unscrupulous descendant, please teach him a lesson!"
Is there anything about the art of war? Surrounded by ten? Five attacks?
He only knows what a bitter trick is!
In terms of major mistakes committed, among the three of their ancestors and grandsons, only the unfilial son Zhu Qizhen committed the most.
In this case, he reluctantly resorted to the bitter trick, hoping that after the Emperor Yan had beaten Zhu Qizhen, he would not have the energy to beat the father and son.
Prince Zhu Gaochi covered his eyes with one hand, and with the other hand he pulled hard on the corner of the clothes of Emperor Grandson Zhu Zhanji. He said anxiously with sweat all over his head:
"Zhanji, let Qi Zhen go, how can you be such a father?"
"Father, if you want to beat me, then beat me."
aside.
Zhu Gaochi, who was over one year old, was picked up by Xu Miaoyun and stared at the scene in front of him with wide eyes.
He clapped his two little hands vigorously and said excitedly:
"Beep, bab, bab"
King Yan Zhu Di looked around, struggling to find a weapon that he could take advantage of, and he did not wait for Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen and others to relax.
Suddenly, a wooden stick with a thick wrist flew in from the window, and Yongchang Hou Lanyu's voice sounded just right:
"Sen'er, what are you doing!"
"I'll go home later and see how I teach you, uncle!"
King Yan Zhu Di picked up the wooden stick and waved it. Feeling that he was taking advantage of it, he walked step by step towards the frightened Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen and said slowly:
"The whole country is in the army? All civilians, the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled are all joining the army?"
"Are you trying to laugh me to death? How can you fight like this?"
Immediately, the screams of Zhu Qizhen, the Yingzong of Ming Dynasty, mixed with the persuasion of Prince Zhu Gaochi, resounded throughout the Duke of Wei's mansion.
…
outside the house.
Yongchang Hou Lanyu sat on the ground, holding the birdcage brought by King Yan Zhu Di in his hand, looking at it over and over, and said thoughtfully:
"Sen'er, this phoenix...is it really a phoenix?"
Chang Sen said with a bitter face:
"Uncle, how could you frame me? You obviously threw that stick."
The identities of those four people are extraordinary, four emperors! He can't afford to offend anyone!
However, his uncle deliberately framed him. It was obviously his uncle who threw the stick, so he insisted on framing him!
"Snapped"
The boss of the Chang family, Chang Mao, slapped Chang Sen on the back of the head and scolded:
"Why are you talking to uncle? Your skin is itchy again?"
After saying that, Chang Mao approached Lan Yu and said:
"Uncle, I haven't eaten phoenix yet!"
When Chang Sheng and Chang Sen heard this, they also came over. Just now, King Yan Zhu Di said personally that this was a phoenix, but it had not grown up yet.
The legendary beast Phoenix!
They had never even seen it before, let alone tasted it.
Lan Yu grabbed one of Phoenix's claws, lifted it up, looked at it carefully, and said:
"Why is the Phoenix so small???"
"Is King Yan trying to trick me into waiting?"
Chang Mao quietly poked his head out and saw Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen, who was being beaten by King Yan Zhu Di, running away with his head in his arms, and whispered:
"Uncle, why don't we go find His Highness the Crown Prince..."
Lan Yu pondered for a few seconds, then suddenly his eyes lit up and he said:
"Wait a minute, Mao'er, Sen'er, go catch some birds!"
"Didn't King Yan just send two giant geese with Phoenix bloodline to Duke Wei? We can do the same!"
"Since it is a legendary beast, it must be full of treasures!"
When Chang Mao and others heard this, they looked at each other and ran away with excitement on their faces.
…
In the chat group.
Emperor Wei Yuan Cao Huan: There are so many cavalry, I can’t even count them!
Emperor Wei Yuan Cao Huan: Strange, why did Tang Taizong hide?
Li Cunxu, Zhuangzong of the Later Tang Dynasty: Please enter the urn...Shi Siming, he...is in danger~
Emperor Wei Yuan Cao Huan:...
Emperor Yuan of Wei Cao Huan: Zhuangzong of the Later Tang Dynasty, are you singing?
Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: Huan'er, you can't imitate Zhuangzong of the later Tang Dynasty.
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty, are you not going to take action?
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: Let us see what you, the immortal, can do.
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Second nephew, thief, if you ask my cousin for help, then my cousin can reluctantly help you once.
Emperor Yang Guang of Sui Dynasty: How?
Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty: Yang Guang, my son, it is not your turn to intervene in the affairs of the Tang Dynasty!
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty, you have also seen that it is my second nephew who is stubborn and refuses to ask for my help.
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: In this case, why don't you come to Emperor Gaozu, and I will send an envoy to declare war on the Xiongnu.
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: By the way, that Maodun Shanyu almost dug three feet into the ground, but he still couldn't find you.
Sui Emperor Yang Jian: Maodun Chanyu? What does he want from my son?
Han Gaozu Liu Bang: Sui Gaozu, you don’t know that Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty got Maodun Chanyu drunk and took hundreds of thousands of horses back to the Sui Dynasty.
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: That Maodun Shanyu seemed to be crazy, and even sent an envoy to the Han Dynasty, saying that he was willing to submit to the Han Dynasty.
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: I have only one request, let me hand over Yang Guang.
Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty Yang Guang: Ahem, you can't blame me for this. It was Maodun Chanyu who said it himself, just take whatever you like.
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: I just took a little more.
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty, are you coming? That Modun Shanyu will be ecstatic when he learns that you are going to fight the entire Xiongnu alone.
Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty Yang Guang: Ahem, I have to decorate the Great Sui Fairyland these days. I don’t have time to go. Let’s pass some time.
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: Farewell, Emperor Sui Yang, haven’t you already become an immortal?
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: A mere few hundred thousand Xiongnu army is just a matter of waving your sleeves?
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Father, you send the skilled craftsmen of the founding dynasty to the Wonderland of the Great Sui Dynasty.
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: I want to build a palace in the sky!
Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: Heaven? ? ?
Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian: Palace? ? ?
Qin Shihuang Ying Zheng: Pick it!
Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng: Why didn’t I think of that! If you could build a palace in the sky, overlooking the world.
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: Emperor Yang of Sui Dynasty, are you afraid?
(End of chapter)
