"It's a clear path, right? Okay, so what are your specialties? Or what are you interested in?" I asked him.
The little red hair thought for a while and said: "My specialty is dressing up. Brother, do you think I look handsome in my clothes? I dye my hair myself. I want to be a fashion stylist and do fashion for those stars in the future." modeling."
"You go ahead and fuck me. You're so rubbish. You're totally useless. Can you give me another one?"
"Then...brother, let me think about it."
I turned around and asked the innocent-looking water mosquito again: "What about you? What are your specialties?"
Shuizhi's face was as dark as a little Bao Gong. He scratched his head and said, "My specialty is sleeping. No matter how hungry I am, I can fall asleep in one minute."
"Why......"
I sighed and asked, "Have you ever gone to school? Are you literate?"
The water mosquito nodded first, then shook his head.
Little Red Hair suddenly said loudly: "I have a big brother! Another specialty of mine is begging! Everything we usually eat is obtained for free by me and the restaurant!"
I was stunned after hearing this and clapped my hands violently: "Don't fucking say that! You are so good at this!"
I said excitedly: "Begging is a very promising career! If you do it well, you can become rich and powerful! Among people!"
I'm not talking nonsense. Aren't beggars Liu and diodes both beggars?
well? By the way, diode, why did I forget about it!
She is the daughter of a great beggar master in the north. I can let these children go south to join her! The Beggars Gang is truly the largest gang in the world, and its overall power is stronger than the Pao Ge Guild at its peak. Joining the Beggars Gang means your future is bright.
It's just that I don't have a diode number now, so I can't contact her at all. Otherwise, with my relationship with her, it would be a matter of minutes for the Beggar Clan to help take care of Xiao Hongmao and the others.
I turned around and told the Linquan Drunkard what I thought, and he nodded: "It's a good idea. If they can join the Beggar Clan, it can be considered a way out for them."
I nodded: "Little Hongmao, you guys go south in a few days. First go to Dali to find a female beggar named Guan Muzhu. If you can't find it, go to Guandi Temple in Guangdong to look for her. I'll write a recommendation to you guys. Letter, after you find Guan Muzhu, just show her my letter and she will take you in."
Xiao Hongmao frowned and said, "Dali? Guangdong? It feels like it's a long way, brother. I don't want to go."
I immediately yelled: "You loser! It's far away! Not far! I don't know how many thousands of miles I have traveled in the past few years! You are just going to Dali! Why is it so far away!"
The little red-haired girl shrank her neck, not daring to talk to me anymore.
When I said he was useless, I was trying to knock him. It is better to travel thousands of miles than to read thousands of books. At this age, they have missed the golden age of reading, so they can only travel thousands of miles.
The more places you go and the more people and things you see, the more abilities you will naturally gain. Take me as an example. I have never gone to high school or university, and I have never received a systematic education, but my abilities are no better than those of archaeologists in the history department. The elites who graduated from the department are not good at bragging or submitting and come out to compete. I tell them what it means to be a real practitioner.
I, Xiang Yunfeng, learned from the great tomb robber King Ping Ping of the Republic of China. I scattered soil and mud at the age of sixteen, appraised treasures and dated them at the age of seventeen, listened to the location of thunder at the age of eighteen, watched mountains and hunted for dragons at the age of nineteen, and practiced it at the age of twenty. Divine Eye.
Except for Master Yao's secret technique of Star Feng Shui, which I can't learn, in the field of reverse fighting, there is nothing else that I can't do.
I was reminiscing about the past when Little Red Hair suddenly said: "Brother, look, it seems to be snowing."
I immediately looked up, and suddenly a small snowflake fell on my forehead, making it feel cool.
I said to myself: "Isn't it said that it rarely snows in the south? Why does it snow so early this year? It's not even the twelfth month yet."
Now I can't even take a taxi. I haven't seen a taxi for a long time.
Suddenly, the Linquan drunkard clutched his chest tightly, and spit out a large mouthful of black blood.
"Uncle Drunkard! Uncle Drunkard, what's wrong with you!" Little Red Hair and Water Mosquito were frightened by the way he vomited blood.
"Brother, you..." I was also very nervous.
"I won't die if I don't get in the way, cough."
He wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and gasped: "Drinking too much is a side effect of Jinglu Wine. I can't leave. I have to find a place to rest first."
"The black wine you drink is called Frightening Deer Wine?" I asked.
He turned pale and nodded.
We couldn't get a taxi in the middle of the night, so we found a sheltered place to sit down and rest. At this time, there was light snow in the sky. I handed him a cigarette. He took a puff and coughed repeatedly. What he coughed up was blood. Xiaohong Mao and Shuizhi were on the left and right, and they patted his back gently in a sensible manner.
"Brother, this is very serious, why don't we go to the hospital and take a look." I said.
"No, there's no point in going to the hospital. It'll be fine after the side effects of the alcohol pass."
I nodded, took a puff of cigarette and asked, "Brother, if I read correctly, the martial arts you just used was Southern Drunken Fist, right?"
He coughed again and nodded yes.
This is the first time I have seen Drunken Master fighting in action. It is not the kind of hand raised and shaking, but a very free and easy fighting style. Anyway, he is very handsome.
"What, you want to learn?" He seemed to see through my inner thoughts at a glance.
I nodded and said that I really wanted to learn it because it was very handsome.
He asked me: "What amount? How many kilograms of wine can I drink on a normal day?"
"Hmm... Two kilograms per meal is fine, but three kilograms depends on the condition." I answered truthfully.
He shook his head: "No, it's too far. In order to practice Drunken Boxing, in addition to talent, you also need to weigh ten kilograms in one meal. It is said that you will not be drunk after a hundred cups, and you will be tipsy after a thousand cups. Can you do it? "
"You can't do that! You might drink me to death!" I shook my head quickly.
He smiled and said: "This is the only special skill I have left. My master once said that drunken boxing is the most free and easy boxing among hundreds of martial arts. If you can understand that both spirit, form and mind are drunk, then you have reached the highest level. But compared to all the martial arts in the world, even compared to the Six Armors and Three Corpses, they are worthy of each other."
"Drunken Master can be so awesome!"
I asked: "Drunk in spirit, form, and mind? Are you sure you didn't break the drink?"
"Haha! No! It is a state of selflessness. If you reach that stage, you can no longer call it Drunken Master."
"Drunken Boxing has evolved? What kind of boxing has it become?" I asked curiously.
On the side, the big-hearted Shuizhi leaned his head against the wall and was already fast asleep.
Linquan Drunkard looked at the water mosquito that had already fallen asleep, and said calmly: "That kind is called Sleeping Arhat Fist."
