"Xiaojinshan, there are no barriers, only immortals and no officials?"
I've definitely heard this sentence somewhere before, but I'm so nervous right now that I can't remember it!
In front of her eyes, Dr. Song was naked. Her chest was straight, and with the slightest movement, the pair of durians swayed tremblingly.
The next second, I saw that she was pushing forward with her hands in palms, her left foot was tucked in behind her right foot, and she had already taken a stance towards me.
If you were an ordinary person, you would definitely be amused by Dr. Song's naked appearance, but I frowned when I saw him.
She is grounded and probably strong.
"watch out!"
She stepped lightly on the floor and slapped me with a soft palm.
My eyes widened and I quickly dodged the palm.
Just listen to a snap!
Sawdust flew everywhere, and a hole was made in the bedroom door with her palm!
This kind of door is not solid wood, it is made of high-pressure density board, which is very hard! I didn't expect that I could be penetrated by a woman with one blow! If he slapped me on the head, I would probably spill all my brains on the spot!
"Haha, you move pretty fast."
After saying that, she attacked me again, this time significantly faster.
I was so frightened that I broke out in cold sweat and didn't dare to answer the question forcefully.
Almost all my strength burst out, and I moved around desperately.
So what if she only has the power to break mountains? She can't hit me!
Dr. Song stopped and she said in surprise: "Huh? It's so strange. What kind of footwork are you doing? It feels very exquisite."
With continuous practice and actual combat in the past year, practice makes perfect, and I have discovered that catching cicadas in eight steps may be an exquisite footwork with no upper limit. If I reach the highest level one day in the future, it is not impossible to dodge bullets.
After dodging several more moves in a row, I was immediately overjoyed: "Haha! Are you afraid? If you are afraid, just admit defeat and let me go!"
Dr. Song shook his head and said, "Your steps are extremely exquisite, but they don't apply to anyone. You are just getting started, and you are still at least ten years away from the proficiency."
"Then try it! See if you can touch me!" I shouted.
To be honest, my self-confidence has been greatly increased since the last time I slapped my old face and made him vomit blood.
Using the central axis of the body as the axis of rotation, according to the situation in a very short period of time, you can do the following steps: upright dodge, swaying dodge, turn around, kick your feet to dodge, jump high, stick to the ground, lean up and dodge.
When the enemy attacks fiercely, all those who walk should not resist or collide, neither leave nor panic, sometimes as light as a feather, sometimes as moving as lightning. At all times, the eyes should be clear, the mind should be frightened, and the body should be relaxed. The steps must be alive, the method must be changed, the steps must be revived, the body must be diseased, and the method must be changed, then it will return to one. If the eight steps return to one, it will enter the state of transformation. This is the general outline.
After recalling the eight steps to catch cicadas, I opened my eyes and felt clear in my heart. At this moment, I, Xiang Yunfeng, am the most dazzling man in the world! Don't even think about meeting anyone!
Suddenly, I felt a sharp pain in my neck!
too fast.
It was so fast that I didn’t see her move clearly! Dr. Song grabbed my neck!
I kicked her immediately!
She easily blocked it with her knees, pushed me directly to the wall, and pressed her right hand on my chest.
"Didn't you say you are very fast? Believe it or not, if I just use three points now, you won't be able to see the sun tomorrow."
"Sister-in-law! Sister Song! I was wrong! We can discuss everything!"
Her face was expressionless, and there was murderous intent in her body.
I immediately turned around and shouted: "Brother Kong, please say something to me! We will work together to make a lot of money in the future! I can make you one million in a month!"
"You can't kill me! It will be very troublesome if you kill me! My godfather is Lihua Dagu Xie Qirong! My master is Butterfly Knife Fold! My eldest sister is the leader of the Puppet Club! The newly appointed young president of the Changchun Club and I We are partners! The boss of the old martial arts club, He Weiwu, is my buddy! The three-eyed horse prince is my godfather! The ground support gun boxer is also my godfather! My eldest brother is the jade-faced Meng Changtian Sanjiu! I also know the big beggar Huajian Liu! I also know the four-finger sword king from Miao territory! I also know the five-hundred-dollar point thug from Jiangxi!"
After saying it in one breath, I gasped repeatedly.
Dr. Song immediately let go of me. She frowned and asked, "You actually know Yu Keluan?"
"We know each other? It's more than just acquaintance! We are so good that we wear the same pants! Master Yu and I are brothers who have had a fateful friendship!"
Dr. Song put on her nightgown and said, "I had been in contact with Yu Keruan for a while before. He is one of the few men that I, Song Pingping, recognize."
"Hey! Wife! Why am I not impressed? Who is this Yu you are talking about?"
Dr. Song rolled his eyes and said: "Husband, have you forgotten? He is the one who carried a yellow cloth bag and spoke with a Jiangxi accent two years ago. Among all the men I have come into contact with, he ranks among the top three in terms of combat effectiveness in bed. .”
"Damn! I seem to have remembered it! Did that man keep you awake for five days?"
Dr. Song's face suddenly turned red and she spat. She turned to look out the window and said to herself: "Don't tell me, I still have weird thoughts after losing contact. I don't know where he is."
"Hey, do you know how he is doing?"
"I know! Master Yu and Mrs. Xianshui have settled in an ancient city! They live a very happy life!"
"Who is Mrs. Xianshui? I have never heard of this name in the world."
"Sister-in-law Xianshui is not a celebrity! She is just an ordinary person!" I explained hurriedly.
Dr. Song raised his eyebrows and said, "Yu Keluan has a wild and unrestrained nature. Even I can't. I don't believe that an ordinary woman can conquer him."
"Don't underestimate Sister Xianshui! Although Sister Xianshui is not a Jianghu person, she is not an ordinary person either! If nothing else! Master Yu can't even resist her Phoenix Return!"
I'm not talking nonsense, Xianshui Sister is indeed not an ordinary person. In terms of bed skills, I feel that in the entire world, Yuanyuan's master Zhou Kou Sunu may be the only one who can compete with Xianshui Sister.
"Where is Yu Keluo now? I'll look for him when I have time."
"He...he is in the ancient city of Pingyao, Shanxi!"
I deliberately lied and told a place far away. The real situation is that Master Yu and Mrs. Xianshui live in the ancient city of Langzhong, and they are living a "happy" life that they don't want to be disturbed.
Lao Kong said loudly: "Boy! Forget it for today! Let you go! But the secret of our couple! And my wife's matter, you must swear to keep it secret!"
"I swear! I swear to God! I will never reveal the secrets of you two to the public! If I don't abide by it! I will be hit by a car when I go out!"
"Okay! Then our cooperation is still valid! Come to Sea World tomorrow afternoon to find me! I will give you everything on your list! Don't forget it! Remember to bring 100,000 yuan in cash!"
"Brother Kong! Didn't we agree on a 80,000 yuan bonus before?"
"Fuck! Look what I did to my house! The doors were all broken. Do you think it's free to replace the doors?"
I thought to myself: "That was all your wife's fault! Is it none of my business?" But in order to get out as soon as possible, I tolerated his extra 20,000 yuan.
"Brother Kong, I will bring the money to find you in Sea World tomorrow afternoon. I'm leaving first."
Lao Kong patted me hard on the shoulder and said, "Brother, don't panic, I'll let your sister-in-law show you a unique skill!"
"What special skill?"
I turned around and saw Dr. Song smashing the chair with his palm.
I couldn't help but gasp when I saw it. This is really amazing. During the day, Dr. Song is a clinic doctor who treats diseases and saves people. At night, she is extremely hot and open, and the other side is very virtuous and gentle. In addition, there is another side of her that is hidden. A master of kung fu, in short she is a woman with many faces.
I really can't imagine what methods Master Yu used to subdue this woman with four faces two years ago.
