So embarrassing.
She was stunned for two seconds and quickly turned around:
"Brother Xiang! You! Why did you run outside without wearing pants!"
In this situation, in today's popular words, our company is dead...
On the surface, I acted as if nothing had happened, but in my heart I wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it!
When I put on my clothes and came out, her whole ears were red, all the way to the root of her neck.
I didn't blush, I just felt very embarrassed. After all, men and women cannot be intimate.
Then several people finished washing and came out one after another.
The bather was shirtless, with a towel on his shoulders. He asked with a smile: "How many of you are there? Is my job okay? Do you feel more comfortable now?"
"Ha ha!"
Uncle Liu laughed: "It hurts a little! But your bathing skills are really top-notch! I feel like I've lost at least ten kilograms!"
I joked: "Uncle, the three of you have put down at least ten kilograms of mud together. If you want to save the mud on your bodies, you can make at least a hundred leg-stretching pills."
Uncle Liu waved his hand: "It's nothing to me. There are those dirty clothes people in our gang. They never take a shower! The old mud on their bodies is like a piece of clothing! It protects against mosquitoes in summer and cold wind in winter!"
This bathing guy was in his thirties and his name was Wang Manxiang. He stared and said, "Is there such a thing? My hands are itchy again when you tell me!"
He said: "Do you know the famous Yushengchi in Qingdao in the past? My grandfather has been rubbing there for thirty years, and my father has been rubbing there for twenty years. Many big bosses are used to their methods. If they are both gone, the big boss We all don’t wash! It’s a pity to say it now, but back then it was also my grandfather’s stupid mouth. If he could talk, he would have become a general just by giving him a bath!”
When I asked, it turned out there was a true story.
During the Republic of China, the Yushengchi Bathhouse in Qingdao, Shandong Province had a booming business. There were dozens of bathers. There was a bathhouse worker named Li Yanqing who was a colleague of his grandfather. At that time, Li Yanqing was attracted by Cao Kun, a great warlord who liked bathing. Taken away, after Cao Kun gained power, he directly gave him the title of major general! This man's cock and dog ascended to heaven just because he was good at bathing and scrubbing!
The bathing guy was very good at his craftsmanship. I gave him 500 yuan when I paid the bill, and the rest was a tip. He was very happy.
Before leaving, Uncle Liu suddenly turned around and asked.
"You have been working here for so long, but have you ever seen a person with a black mole on the sole of his foot? He is about sixty years old."
The bath guy groaned, frowned and said, "Is there a black mole on the sole of your right foot? It's still hairy. The old man has a round oval face and a mustache. He's a heavy smoker and never leaves his hand with cigarettes."
"That's right!"
Uncle Liu said excitedly: "You have seen it! Where is this person!"
"Let me think about it...this man has been to our bathhouse several times before. He seems to be called Lao Yu. I don't know where he lives specifically, but as far as I know, if you want to find him, you can go Check out the cigarette shop over there at 798."
"Smoking shop?" I asked doubtfully.
He whispered to me: "That 798 store looks like a cigarette shop on the surface, but it's actually a cave inside. You can't get in without an acquaintance to show you the way. I went there once with a friend. There were single rooms inside for people to smoke! Who wants to smoke?" Hey, you can spend five hundred yuan to find a big-assed wife who can do all kinds of work. It’s so cool.”
"Really? Damn it, there are still people smoking in this era? No one checked?" I asked in surprise after realizing it.
"hehe...."
He laughed and said: "People are not called smoking cigarettes now, they are called hookahs. They are doing it on the sidelines and no one is checking. Even if the industrial and commercial companies come, it will be fine. There is someone above the boss!"
I frowned and said, "So, are you saying that we can't get in if we don't know anyone there? Then how about you take us there?"
"That's not possible! I have guests coming in right now!"
"One thousand yuan will be considered as the lost wages I give you."
"this....."
"Okay! Then I'll take you for a walk! But when you get there, don't say you're looking for someone, otherwise they won't let you in. Wait for me to change my clothes."
The main purpose of this trip was to inquire about information. There should not be too many people. In the end, it was decided that I, Uncle Liu and Brother Zuzha would go there.
Locals should be familiar with it. The 798 Art Zone over Jiuxianqiao was built with Maozi’s assistance decades ago. It covers an area of hundreds of thousands of square meters and is home to a large number of young painters, artists, writers, sculptors, and dancers. Wait, it was once known as the Holy Land of Art in Beijing, with countless talented people and beautiful women. People like us with low academic qualifications and no ideas will be looked down upon there. Those who play high-end art regard people like us as low-level people.
However, there are also dark corners in sacred and noble places, and in this corner, dirt and evil practices also hide.
When night falls and the moonlight covers the entire art district, the so-called artists will get drunk, take drugs, fight, and have sex with each other...Those who paint body art often fall into bed with the models while they are painting. .
If unfortunately they are caught, they will use the excuse that they are looking for inspiration for their own artistic creation, which can be summed up in four words, "hypocrisy in the extreme."
"That's the store. Don't talk nonsense when you go in. I'll talk to someone. Do you have money?"
I nodded and said yes.
This cigarette shop looks very ordinary from the outside. After the massage brother introduced me, I first paid a deposit of 1,000 yuan, and then a man led us down to the basement.
Yes, there is a secret basement here.
The moment I opened the door, I was shocked by the scene inside.
There are several billiard tables, TVs, and rows of sofa beds. There are about twenty young men and women, and they are all leisurely lying on the sofa beds and smoking "water pipes."
There is a small and exquisite pure copper "kerosene lamp" placed on the bedside table. They hold the big smoking pole with both hands, inhale and exhale. The flames of the oil lamp are reflected on the faces of these people, and they all look intoxicated.
A middle-aged man came to entertain us.
"Is this your first time here? Have you played anywhere else before?"
The massage guy said that we are his friends and we are here to try something new this time.
"Haha, no problem. Look, here we are all young people. Smoking hookah is a popular trend now. Everyone is under a lot of work pressure, so they should relax occasionally!"
"It's your first time here, and you're not familiar with the process and tools. Find a smoker. It costs a hundred yuan an hour."
"Smoke sister", this profession used to be popular in major opium dens in Shanghai, but it should have disappeared long ago. I didn't expect it to still exist.
The main job of a smoker's wife is to help customers "select guns, make cigarettes, adjust cigarettes, and hold lamps." This is a technical job. In the past, the old smokers were eager to have a smoker with good cigarette mixing skills to serve them. A powerful smoker can The legendary "Seven Stars Continuous Pipe Tobacco" is prepared, and you can taste seven different flavors in one sip.
According to the past rules, a smoker's wife does not sell her body. If a customer wants to do something, he can either spend money to order a smoker or a stripper. In either case, he can smoke, chat, sleep, and play with him. A dragon.
The smoker who served us was in her thirties, with very fair skin. She wore a fishnet outfit and a hip-hugging skirt. She always had a smile on her face. Especially when she inadvertently bent over, the precipitous ravine scenery was clearly exposed.
I'm okay, after all, we've seen big storms, but the same can't be said for the bathing guy. His eyes are filled with color, as if he wants to push him down.
Mrs. Yan didn't seem to notice the showman's fooling around. She was holding a tray in both hands. On the tray were several types of pipes with different appearances.
Her voice was lazy and soft, sounding like a spring breeze.
"Three bosses, it's your first time to play. It's very important to choose the right gun. Different guns bring completely different feelings."
The bathing brother slapped the table and said loudly: "This is not the first time for me! Just use the Bamboo Salute! I like the vigorous one!"
I took a sip of water, shook my head and said I didn’t understand, please introduce me.
Sister Yan smiled and said: "We mainly have five kinds of guns here, namely the Canary Flute, the Bamboo Salute, the Algar Iceberg Island, the Seven-hole Immortal Xiao, and the Soul-Reviving Shrimp Beard Gun."
"Which gun is the most powerful?" I asked curiously.
"Of course they are the Shrimp Beard Gun and the Immortal Immortal Xiao. The Immortal Immortal Xiao is the most expensive. If you are sure to use it, we will give you bonuses."
"What benefits are you talking about?"
She smiled generously and said: "Piao Piao Wonderland, sucking up and blowing down, all men like it."
"good!"
The bathing brother immediately said excitedly: "I don't need the Bamboo Salute anymore! Change it for me! Replace it with the seven-hole Shengxianxiao!"
After saying that, Brother Zuzha stood up and took off his belt.
Mrs. Yan was stunned and asked, "What are you doing?"
The bathing guy smiled and said, "You said that! Sucking it up and blowing it down! Come on!"
Mrs. Yan's expression changed and her lips moved. I felt like she said the word "silly".
The good professionalism made Mrs. Yan smile and say: "Boss, you misunderstood. I don't do this kind of work. A special sister-in-law will come over to do it later."
The bathing brother said "oh" and then sat down.
Then the three of us started puffing away at the service of Mrs. Yan. I chose the Canary Flute, and Uncle Liu chose the Algar Iceberg Island. One was a regular flavor, and the other was a cold mint flavor.
When I smoked it, my lungs were full, and I spit it out immediately after taking one puff, but even so, I still felt slightly dizzy. This tobacco paste must be mixed with some kind of contraband. If you smoke it for a long time, people will definitely become addicted.
After about twenty minutes, Mrs. Yan got up and went out. Then the door was pushed open and I heard the sound of high heels walking.
This must be the arrival of Sister-in-law, so I quickly sat up from the sofa bed.
"It's you!"
I instantly exclaimed: "Why are you here!"
