There are three famous mountains in Handan, namely Clever Mountain, Shalu Mountain and Jimao Mountain.
Let’s not talk about Clever Mountain. There is a village at the foot of Shalu Mountain. In history, there was a great and talented sage who “was the mother of the world for the fourth generation of the Han Dynasty and served the country for more than sixty years.” Queen's Majesty! So this place has aura.
As for why Ji Feo Mountain is famous? who knows?
That's because eighteen years ago, a buddy made a prank call to 10086 customer service after drinking too much. Later, Ji Feo Mountain became famous. The original audio is still circulating on the Internet. If you haven't heard it and are interested, you can listen to it.
At about two o'clock in the middle of the night that day, when we arrived at the foot of Clever Mountain, Xiaoxuan carried Chongzi's body up the mountain. After a while, Xiaoxuan was so tired that she was panting. Chongzi was an adult man after all, and he had died long ago and was now a corpse. Corpses, as the saying goes, are "dead and heavy," and that's no joke.
I helped carry the bugs, and I brought a folding shovel with me. Xiaoxuan knew what I meant, and she had no objection.
At that time, there was a very dilapidated mountain temple on Smart Mountain, and we watched the sunrise from behind the temple.
The sun rises in the east, the fog gradually thins, and a blush gradually lights up in the distant sky.
Not long after, I saw the red sun rising slowly, illuminating the sea of clouds, as bright as gold and rust. Standing in front of the red horizon, I looked very small.
Xiaoxuan said excitedly: "Chong, have you seen it? It's really beautiful."
The insect leaned against the tree, its head drooped, motionless.
The sunlight hit Xiaoxuan's face, making her look as beautiful as a goddess. Xiaoxuan wiped her eyes and said to herself: "Actually, I have never looked at you before, so I promised to go out to play with you. It was for Qi Yunfeng, but I didn’t expect that you would end up losing your life trying to save me.”
Xiaoxuan added: "You can live here with peace of mind. You can see the beautiful sunrise here every day. I promise you that I will live well. At the same time, you can rest assured that as long as there is a chance in the future, I, Zhao Xuanxuan, will definitely repay this for you." hatred."
"No, Xiaoxuan," I shook my head: "We'd better bury him somewhere else. The feng shui here is not very good."
"What's the meaning?"
I frowned and said, "Soil does not cover rocks, mountains do not hold air, and water does not take shape. Moreover, the surrounding area is open and there are no trees to cover the north and south. In this way, all the wind blowing from the front is bad, and people hide here after death." Even if you can retain a little vitality, it will be blown away by the evil wind over time."
"Then what should we do?" Xiaoxuan said anxiously: "The insect has no relatives. If we don't care about him, no one will care about him. We must choose a Feng Shui treasure for him to bury!"
"Okay, you wait, I'll go up the tree and take a look."
I climbed up a persimmon tree three times, five by two, and stood at the highest point. I kept turning my head and scanning back and forth.
My eyes are equivalent to earthly compasses. I am looking at the overall mountains around me.
There is not much water in this area of Handan, and there is a general lack of water in the mountains, so don’t think about finding a rich hole for offspring like Shuishui Mingtang easily. A bug is unmarried and has no children, so why would he find a hole for rich offspring like that? Mao is useless.
It is best to find a place with good soil quality, which can absorb wind, store Qi, collect water and gather shade, and keep the corpse from rotting. This kind of cave is most suitable for burying bachelors like insects, who can feed one person and the whole family without starving.
There is a premise: this kind of place cannot be too dark, and the sun must be able to shine for at least ten minutes a day. If you completely cut off the sun, it will become a real corpse raising ground.
After a while, Xiaoxuan shouted loudly under the tree: "Yunfeng! Be careful not to fall! Have you found a good place?"
"Don't rush me! I'm watching!"
This thing is a technical job, and you have to be calm and calm, looking ahead. Suddenly, my eyes were attracted by a dirt bag not far away.
It happens to be located in the depression of the mountain. If you look at it from above, the depression looks like a "bowl", and that earth bag stands right in the middle of the bottom of the bowl?
It is precisely because of this unique terrain that water can be stored after rain, so the surrounding trees and flowers grow well! It grows so high that a row of trees almost completely blocks the dirt bag. You can't even notice the dirt bag unless you look carefully.
After watching it for half a minute, I sighed in my heart: "Damn, it's better than..."
That was the sealing layer of the big tomb exposed... I could faintly see the purple color flowing on the tomb, and concluded that the original owner must be either a king or a prince.
My heart skipped a beat, and then I thought to myself: "Is this where the Warring States Tomb where I buried my head at Smart Mountain was?"
If a new grave is built behind that earth bag, I'm not sure if the insects can survive it? If you can bear it, that's the best place to be buried! As long as he is stained with purple, Chong will definitely not be a gangster in his next life. At the very least, he will become a college student from a superior family!
Climbing down from the tree, I turned over the insect's ID card and recorded his date of birth. Then I pushed forward the time to see which year he was born in the Earthly Branches era number.
He was born in 1982, which happened to be the Year of the Dog of Renxu. Renxu corresponds to water in the Bagua, and the insect is the water dog.
People born with the Water Dog zodiac sign have the following characteristics: "Free and easy personality, poor in money, loyal, and open-minded about everything."
Knowing this, I drew a circle with branches on the ground and wrote "Qian, Kun, Xun, Dui, Gen, Zhen, Li, Kan", and then used the "Bagua Swim" method to remove the Renxu of the insect. Shuigou Ming trapped him in.
What I said was true. The scene I saw in my eyes at that time was the Bagua circle drawn on the ground that kept spinning.
The male pair is in the top four, and the female pair is in the bottom four.
Stem: Five Elements: Gold, Northwest, Father.
Kan: Five Elements Water, True North, Middle Male.
Gen: Five Elements Earth, Northeastern boy.
Zhen: Five Elements Wood, Zhengdong, eldest son.
Xun: Five elements wood, southeast, eldest daughter.
Li: Five Elements of Fire, Zhengnan, Middle Girl.
Kun: Five Elements Earth, Southwest, Old Mother.
Redeem: Five Elements Gold, Zhengxi, Girl.
Finally, it stuck! It stopped at Gen because it was no longer spinning.
And Gen Wei! Right at the big dirt bag in the distance!
I breathed a long sigh of relief and smiled. It seemed to be God's will. Not only could the insect's Water Dog life style be able to withstand the wisp of purple, but he could even swallow his breath and escape. I take back what I just said. He will not be a college student in his next life. , he will definitely be a high official in his next life.
Now that we have chosen a place, we have to bury people. It is now half past seven in the morning, and there is no one else on the mountain except us. I carry the bug on my back, and Xiaoxuan walks there with the shovel.
Finally, when we arrived at the place, there was an old man watching. I saw a stone tablet standing next to the big earth bag, which read: "National key cultural protection unit, Zhao Wangling."
If we wanted to bury the bugs on the slope behind the Zhao Wang Tomb, we had to pass through the supervision area where the old man was guarding. I still remember this old man. At that time, he was sitting at the door basking in the sun. He had gray hair, a round face, and was a little fat. , wearing a military green button-up.
Xiaoxuan said: "What should we do? If people see it, they will definitely not let us do this. How about we wait until night?"
I looked forward, frowned and said, "No, we don't have time to spend all day. You wait for me here, I will go over and meet this old man."