People are like iron, and food is like steel. If I don't eat a meal, I won't be hungry. It's only a matter of time before Jiu Qingning, the cheongsam girl, wears a condom. Now, I just want to eat something.
I turned around and said, "Yuanyang, I suddenly want to eat steamed buns."
I wanted to ask her to buy it for me, but before I finished speaking, I saw that her face was a little red.
The girl blushed, pinched the corner of her clothes and whispered: "Eating... here? But here... there are too many people here, otherwise go to the toilet."
When I realized it, I was dumbfounded: "What are you thinking? I'm talking about eating steamed buns, eating steamed buns! The vegetarian steamed buns sold by the aunt at the south end of the village!"
After saying that, I glanced at Yuanyang's chest. Based on my experience, she does have some quality. She is the type I like. I don't like too big ones. I think natural, well-proportioned and moderate ones are best.
"cough!"
In order to relieve the embarrassment, I deliberately coughed: "Well, you go back to my room first, I'll buy some steamed buns, and I'll be back right away."
Unexpectedly, she immediately shook her head: "No, Master, I must follow you and take care of you every step of the way."
Damn, I thought you could just tell me that I want to monitor your every move 24 hours a day!
Just like this, he drove her to buy steamed buns. Halfway through the journey, the front was suddenly blocked by a huge crowd. There were many stalls on the road.
"What day is it today and why are there so many people?"
Yuanyang sat in the passenger seat and explained: "It seems that there is a meeting in this village today, so there are many people."
"Going to a meeting? Going to the market?"
Yuanyang nodded: "The nature is similar. There are so many people now that our car will definitely not be able to pass. We can only get out of the car and walk across."
There are many festivals in Handan, one or two times a year, each lasting one or two days. I forgot the name of the village. Anyway, in the early years, these festivals were very lively, and the village would pay for opera troupes to sing. In major operas, Henan Opera is generally performed. People here generally like Henan Opera and not so much Peking Opera.
We locked up the car and walked into the village. We walked around the venue, selling everything. I bought two cups of shaved ice for four yuan and gave Yuanyang a cup. It tasted delicious. Yuanyang was selling small goldfish. The stall attracted her attention, and she squatted on the ground for a long time with joy in her eyes. Finally, she couldn't help but spend three yuan and bought two small goldfish. The stall owner put them in plastic bags for her.
I warned them that they wouldn’t be able to survive and would die in two days, but Yuanyang happily said, “I don’t believe it. As long as I take good care of them, they will definitely survive.”
I thought to myself, it’s so childish to hold me back if I don’t believe it.
After wandering around for a while, I was suddenly attracted by a stall selling slingshots.
The boss’s treasure is a walnut-headed slingshot, which is very powerful. He asked for 500 yuan. In the end, I picked it up and bought it for 200 yuan. The boss was also happy to give me an extra pack of steel balls.
At around one o'clock at noon, I found the aunt's bun stall. I bought five buns stuffed with carrots and wolfed them down when I got back to the car.
"Would you like one?"
"No...I'm not hungry. Master, you can eat."
Maybe my devouring food scared her, so Yuanyang was a little scared.
There were six buns. I was full after twisting four of them. I planned to eat the remaining two at night. After eating, I adjusted my seat and lay down in the car with my eyes closed to relax. At this moment, I suddenly felt a little ecstasy. .
The feeling was indescribably comfortable, and my whole body was light. I felt that I and the car seat were slowly floating into the air, and I touched the clouds in the sky with my hand.
Suddenly, it fell rapidly again!
I couldn't help shouting.
When I opened my eyes, I found that I was still sitting upright in my seat. I reached out and felt a lot of sweat on my forehead.
how so! ?
Could it be that there is something wrong with the buns? ?
I was scared. This strange feeling happened after eating steamed buns. I had heard people say before that some food sellers would add some illegal drugs! It’s addictive! After eating it, I still want to eat it!
I glanced at the two remaining buns, then stepped on the accelerator and hurried back. I urgently wanted to verify one thing!
Several of us had eaten this stuff at that time, and I wanted to see if other people had symptoms similar to mine!
If others don’t feel this way, it’s not Baozi’s problem!
On the contrary, if there is! There's something wrong with that 100% bun.
"Where is Xiaoxuan? Xiaoxuan! Xiaoxuan!"
After returning home, Xiaoxuan was not in the house, so I ran to look for the bug again, but the bug was not there either! I hurriedly called Xiaoxuan.
"What!"
"Are you on the mountain? What are you doing on the mountain?"
The signal was not very good, and Xiaoxuan's voice was intermittent on the phone. It probably meant that Chongzi invited her to watch the sunset at Shalu Mountain. She felt that she had nothing to do now, so she followed Chongzi to watch the sunset.
"You two, come back quickly! I have something very important to ask you!"
After hanging up the phone, I kicked over the trash can in the yard angrily!
"Hey, what's going on? Who made us, Dahongshengsheng, so grand?" Lao Baotai walked over with a smile while smoking.
I quickly asked him about the steamed buns because he also ate vegetarian steamed buns that day.
As a result, Lao Baotai looked puzzled and said: "How is it possible? I don't feel that way. It's just a few ordinary steamed buns. Brother, you are making too much fuss."
I was confused.
Are the buns okay? So that feeling of floating up into the clouds and falling rapidly just now was just an illusion after falling asleep?
Half an hour later, I sat in the bathroom, looked in the mirror, and rubbed my face with cold water.
I was shocked to see that my cheeks were red in the mirror! It's a very abnormal kind of red. How can I describe it? It's like a grown man putting on blush!
"who!"
Suddenly I heard footsteps behind me and I quickly turned around.
The person who came into the bathroom was A Yuan. She was smiling and holding a black plastic bag in her right hand. She seemed to have encountered something happy.
"This is the men's room! What are you doing in here?" I asked in panic, covering my face.
A Yuan stared at me and suddenly smiled: "Brother Feng, how do you feel? Do you feel like you are in a state of ecstasy?"
"you!"
I pushed A Yuan to the corner! Ask her sternly what did you do!
We were the only two in the bathroom at the moment. Ayuan slowly removed my hand. She opened the plastic bag with a smile, took a bun and handed it to me.
"Brother Feng, do you still want to eat? If you want to eat, take it. I bought it specially for you."
In my eyes, this is not a bun, it seems to be something exuding magic.
I swallowed, and slowly stretched out my hands without control.
Just when I was about to touch him, Madoka suddenly let go of his hand.
The white bun fell to the ground instantly.
I looked at the dirty buns on the ground and wanted to pick them up, but the rational voice in my heart kept telling me: "You can't pick it up! Cheer up! You can't pick it up!"
Ah Yuan lit a thin cigarette. She watched me slowly blow out the smoke and said, "Brother Feng? Don't be embarrassed. There is no one else here except the two of us. If you want to eat, just pick it up and eat it."
I clenched my fists, veins popped out on my forehead, and I instantly grabbed Ah Yuan’s neck!
A Yuan obviously didn't expect that I could control myself. Her eyes were panicked and she kept struggling and slapping.
My eyes were red and I kept applying more force on my hands.
"Damn it! Tell me! What did you give me to eat!"
A Yuan kept making the sound of phlegm getting stuck in his throat, and then Lao Baotai suddenly rushed in! Without saying a word, he kicked me.
After all, I had learned how to catch the cicada with the eight steps of the Changchun Huihui, and I turned to one side to avoid this kick.
"Ahem! Ahem!"
A Yuan's face turned red when I pinched her. She bent over and kept coughing.
Looking at Lao Baotai, I instantly remembered the previous scene. That night, Lao Baotai said he was hungry and wanted to buy something to eat, and then we bought steamed buns!
The two of them are actually in the same group!
Ah Yuan gasped, looked at me and said, "I've taken it twice, but... I didn't expect you to be able to withstand the effects of the epilepticus fruit... I really didn't expect it. "
Lao Baotai pulled out a fruit knife from his back and asked with a cold face: "Do you want to kill him now?"
A Yuan slowly shook his head and said: "No need for now, this person is of great use to me, I need his earning power."
At this moment, my head was dizzy and I couldn't muster any strength. I really wanted to take a bite of those vegetarian buns, as if I would die if I didn't take one.
I endured the discomfort and said with a cold face: "Lao Zhou's death has something to do with you!"
A Yuan nodded, and she admitted generously: "Yes, I did it. If he dares to resist me, then of course he can't stay here."
"I have no grievances against you. What is your purpose? What do you want to do?!"
"What do you want to do?"
A Yuan said coldly: "I want to replace him!"
My expression changed and I understood everything instantly.
"Just you? Do you want to get rid of Jiu Qingning and take over all her properties here as your own?"
"clever!"
Ah Yuan said with a cold face: "When people go to higher places, water flows to lower places. In today's world, a pheasant can also be a queen. I, Ah Yuan, will sit in that position, so what's wrong with me?"
I took a deep breath and said, "So, the woman selling the buns is your master. She's not dead at all."
A Yuan smiled and said: "I didn't expect you to guess all this. It's amazing. That's right, that person is my master, Zhoukou Sunu."
After saying that, A Yuan took out a small package of red powder from her arms and said: "This is the epilepsy eggplant fruit powder. Just inhale it directly through your nose. After that, I guarantee that you will feel the happiest feeling in the world." .”
"What if I say no? Just because you two want to threaten me?"
"You are wrong, we are not two people..."
A Yuan made a phone call with a smile, and she only said two words on the phone, "Come in."
Then, I saw people walking into the toilet one by one. I saw many faces, including not only Jiu Qingning’s personal bodyguards, but also Lao Mian, who secretly worked for the Cultural Relics Bureau! There’s even Li Yang! At least dozens of people!
Madoka licked her lips, shook the plastic bag containing belladonna fruit powder in her hand, and said to me: "If you don't suck it, you'll die. Come on, you have no choice. Join us, and I guarantee you won't." I regret it. When I take over, I will give you double what the old woman promised you."
A Yuan glanced at Lao Mian, and then said: "Don't worry about those people from the Cultural Relics Bureau. They think they can catch us all by just making a bureau? Haha, it's a fool's dream, a bunch of old immortals who dare not stand up to the light! Then let them come. Give it a try.”
As soon as A Yuan finished speaking, these people stood silently behind A Yuan and took out their knives.
Looking at the dozens of knives shining brightly, my face turned pale.
A pair of dozens, do I have any chance of winning now?
