"Don't ask, I keep the customer's identity information confidential, remember what I say! Find the goods quickly! Of course, the grade cannot be too low! Contact me as soon as you find it! I'm in a hurry here!"
After hanging up the phone, I thought to myself: "Which female star is this? She pays tens of millions in taxes a year. I have to say that her hobbies are quite special."
She wanted cultural relics from ethnic minorities in the Yunnan, Guizhou, and Sichuan areas, and they also wanted high-end ones, which were not easy to find.
The reason is that these places were very poor in the past, and there were not many large tombs and it was difficult to find them. Even if there were any, most of them had been destroyed by the local masters from the southern sect.
I was thinking when I suddenly saw a big eagle flying in the sky. The big eagle flapped its wings and flew into a cave on the cliff.
I thought to myself: "Huh? That's right! There are all cave burials up here! Although the chance is not great, it is ready! So why not try your luck, what if there is something good?"
I just did what I said. Anyway, I solved the old Gu King and now I have nothing to do. I went back and called Brother Yu, Baotou and Xiaoxuan, and then came to the cliff.
"Head, right there! Have you seen the rotten coffin at the entrance of the cave?" I pointed.
Nodding her head, Xiaoxuan frowned and said, "It's so high, how should we go up?"
"Climb up!"
I said loudly: "The ancients could climb up in the past. People like us are so well-nourished now, there is no reason why we can't climb up!"
Xiaoxuan shook her head repeatedly: "No, it's too high. I'm a little afraid of heights."
The head asked: "Yunfeng, are you sure you can climb up?"
"Sure!"
"It's a piece of cake! When I was a child, I was famous for climbing trees in our village. That's why people gave me a nickname, they called me the Tree King on Mohe River!"
"In this case, I will bring two coils of rope to go up and take a look first. If there is something inside, I will use the rope to remove it, and you can just catch it from the bottom, and help me release the wind by the way."
"You must be careful with Yunfeng. This is no joke. If it falls, someone will be killed."
"Don't worry, Brother Yu, I have a sense of discretion, just keep an eye on it."
Then I warmed up, tied a rope around my body, and climbed up by grabbing the protruding rocks around the cliff.
I climbed about two meters high. My wrist strength was weak and I couldn't hold on to the stone, so I fell down...
"careful!"
Brother Yu just caught me, but because the force of the fall was too great, Brother Yu and I both fell flat on our faces.
"Ouch...it hurts so much..."
At this time, Xiaoxuan smiled and said: "What's wrong, King Shangshu? Aren't you very capable?"
I was not convinced and said I would give it a try!
The leader said: "Yunfeng, you can't do it. Don't try. Bury yourself on a cliff after death. This can be regarded as an anti-theft method of the ancients. In this way, there may be agile herb collectors in the village. We Let him go up, then fix the rope and lower it from the hole, so that the difficulty of our going up will be greatly reduced."
"Boss, why don't you let me try it once? I'm not lying, I'm really good at climbing trees!"
"Haha! Okay Yunfeng! Let's go! We'll talk about it when we get back!" Brother Yu laughed and patted me.
After I went back, I was a little unhappy because I lost face in front of Xiaoxuan and Baotou.
I do have three major strengths.
First, there is nothing much to say about looking for dragons and looking at antiques.
Second, when riding a motorcycle, I can corner and drift. As long as there is a road, I can ride very steadily no matter how bad the road is.
Third, climb a tree, let’s say a ten-meter-high sycamore tree. I can climb it in three minutes.
The old Gu King suddenly "disappeared", and people in the Miao village generally believed that he was buried in the fire. We will definitely not talk nonsense about this, and as for Guicao Po and Panpan, they will not talk about it.
I learned from Panpan that in the village next door there is a professional herb collector named "Aji Nanqing". This man can definitely climb up.
So I asked Panpan to take us to find this person, but unexpectedly, this person went into the mountains to collect herbs a week ago and has not come back yet, and the time of his return cannot be determined.
We had no choice but to wait for this man to come back. During this period, I was busy and ran all over the fields and woods near the stockade, but I couldn't find any valuable ancient tombs.
People here don't believe in Feng Shui, so people are either buried in water or in caves after death.
In addition, I also studied those two books in my spare time. The author of this ancient book is unknown, but it contains many strange ideas.
For example, ancient books say: "The human body's yin and yang change with the four seasons. If the X stem does not move and the yin and yang are closed, it is like a snake dying, so it always moves to serve as a guide."
This means that if a man’s penis is not used for a long time, it will break down and the yin and yang will be out of balance, just like a snake trapped in a hole that cannot escape and eventually dies. I don’t quite agree with this point of view, because if you look at it from this point of view, then all the monks are broken?
In addition, I noticed a kind of exercise recorded in ancient books called "Yin and Yang Eight Benefit Gong", which should be the method of picking yin and replenishing yang that has been spread among the people.
The eight benefits are: "One is to stabilize the essence, the other is to calm the qi, the third is to benefit the internal organs, the fourth is to strengthen the bones, the fifth is to regulate the pulse, the sixth is animal blood, the seventh is to benefit the liquid, and the eighth is the body."
Many people don't understand classical Chinese, so I try to use my own understanding to translate it into vernacular.
The primary preparatory pose is to wear no clothes at night when there is a moon, face the moon, take a deep breath for twelve times, then let yourself stand up, then press it down with your hands, and let go when it hurts. Then it will bounce back, and this action will be repeated sixty times.
After two months of preparatory practice, you need to learn the next trick. Let the piece stand up first and prepare two large basins. One large basin is filled with boiling hot water and the other is filled with ice-cold cold water, and then go back and forth. Sit in and change the water every three minutes until the hot water is completely cold.
After getting up, he still faced the moon and raised his arms vigorously.
At this time, the whole body is tense, hold it still, then close the mouth, look up, and at the same time, grasp the ten toes of both feet downward as hard as you can. This process lasts for ten minutes.
After mastering these two moves, you will reach the "actual combat chapter".
During the process of sharing a room, you should always pay attention to the "five signs, five desires, and ten movements" displayed by the woman.
The five signs refer to the five signs that the other party is about to produce, the five desires refer to the five thoughts of the other party at that time, and the ten movements refer to the ten subconscious actions of the other party.
For example, open your lips slightly, twist around, lift your feet and lock your waist, straighten your thighs, etc.
There are still three steps to follow. In the end, you can achieve the ultimate goal of gathering yin and replenishing yang. These three steps are actually harmful methods, so I won’t go into details. Anyway, I definitely won’t do this.
If you take your partner's "yin" and make up for your own "yang", the partner will lose appetite, lethargy, and have difficulty sleeping; at worst, his life will be shortened, his body will be sore, he will be wheezing, and even walking will become a problem. In the end Die from ejaculation.
I was shocked after reading this book. No wonder the old Gu King’s first four wives were dead. There were rumors in the village that they were fed the poison because they made the old Gu King angry. Now it seems that is not the case. They should all have been harvested for a long time. , and finally passed out and died.
Again, these things must not be learned...
