I put my hands in the sleeves of my large hospital gown, poked my head in and asked, "Brother, are you from Caimen? What tricks can you do? Can you fly water from a big bowl?"
The man looked back at me and said, "The big bowl of flying water is Zhu Liankui's unique trick. How could I do it? But I know many other tricks. If you don't believe me, I'll show you one."
"How many fingers do you think I have?" he asked me, spreading his hands.
"Shigen, what's wrong?" I said.
"Then you are looking at, how many fingers do I have?"
I was stunned, and in the blink of an eye, the little fingers of his hands disappeared.
Either the little finger is simply bent and hidden, or it is missing, like a broken finger!
He smiled and turned his hands back and forth in front of me. I was so wide-eyed that I couldn't see where his two little fingers were.
When he turned his hand over, all five fingers on his left hand were gone again, as if someone had cut them off out of thin air with a knife.
I was stunned and asked him: "Brother, where are all your fingers?"
"Where is it hidden?"
"Hiding here!"
He grabbed the hand of the person next to him and showed it to me. I was shocked to find that this person had two extra fingers on his right hand.
With a wave of his hand, everything returned to normal, and both of them turned into ten normal people's fingers.
He smiled and said: "Haha, this is nothing, just a little trick passed down from the family. This is called transplanting flowers and trees. I also signed up for a performance tonight, and I will show you my unique skills!"
I couldn't help but click my tongue when I saw them. They were all strange people. In comparison, I really didn't have any skills that I could use. I could only drill holes.
The 2006 Lantern Festival spent in Jiamusi Mental Hospital was unforgettable.
It was around 8 o'clock in the evening, with bright lights and laughter, making people forget that this was a terrifying mental hospital.
Everyone gathered in the big cafeteria. The tables and chairs originally placed in the cafeteria were pushed aside, leaving the middle space free.
"Manager Zhao! It's time! Why haven't the four beauties come yet?"
"That's right! Why aren't you here yet?"
Everyone became impatient with waiting and began to urge.
The new manager smiled and said loudly: "Don't make any noise, everyone! I, Zhao Guizhi, will definitely do what I promised you! Look, isn't this coming?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the door was pushed open, and Lao Hong led four women in blue and white hospital gowns.
I was hiding in a corner drinking water, turned around and took a look, and suddenly took a sip! Spit out all the water in his mouth.
Are these the four beauties of the spring, summer, autumn and winter of the Orchid Gate who are naturally beautiful, shy of flowers when the moon is closed, sinking fish and falling geese, and are alluring to the country?
These are obviously four old onions and four old aunts! My visual inspection shows that the average age of everyone is between 40 and 50 years old.
Moreover, they are all on the strong side, and the thinnest one is stronger than me.
"Hi, good evening everyone, I am Xiaochun, the eldest lady of Orchid Sect."
"I am the second sister Xiaoxia."
"I am the third sister, Xiaoqiu."
"Hello everyone, I am Xiaodong, the fourth sister. I wish you all a happy Lantern Festival and please take care of me."
I lowered my head, covered my forehead with both hands, and tried to hold back my laughter, but I didn't dare to laugh out loud, so it was very uncomfortable to hold it in.
Now I don’t believe you when you say these are the four beauties, but I believe when you say these are the four beauties in the wet market.
Immediately, the four beauties in the West District found a seat and sat down. I noticed that an old man next to the four beauties turned red in the face.
The show begins.
The guy who said he was performing hip-hop during the day really did hip-hop, but his hip-hop was different from what I thought.
I saw the elder brother put a towel on his head, and then he stood upside down on the spot, touching the ground with his head, slowly retracting his hands, and then twisted his body, spinning on the ground like a top.
From the beginning to the end, he kept spinning in circles, spinning faster and faster. It was hard to imagine how he could maintain balance without using both hands. At the fastest speed, afterimages even appeared.
"well!"
The crowd cheered and cheered loudly! The four beauties watched and applauded, expressing their approval of this unique street dance.
Five minutes later, the big brother stopped turning and stood up like a carp. He took off the towel on his head, looked at the four beauties with some pride, then turned his head and vomited with a "vomit" sound.
Then people came on stage one after another and performed various unique skills. I was dazzled by the sight of them, such as ventriloquism, bone-breaking skills, diabolo, puppet show, brick-breaking, land boat racing, hard qigong, etc. For a moment, I looked at it and all I thought I had returned to the old society during the Republic of China. These people in front of me were all performing arts on the overpass in the downtown area.
"Wu Feng! Come out!"
"calls me?"
"I'm just telling you to come out quickly."
Lao Hong suddenly called me out. I didn't know why. Could it be that he was going to start investigating Qu Guangmang's death again? It's been half a month, and that matter is over.
I was uneasy and followed Lao Hong to the duty room. The newly appointed manager Zhao Zhigui was pouring water with his head down.
"Here we go, sit down."
"Um...leader, I won't sit down. If you have any questions, just tell me."
He took a sip of tea and said with a smile: "It's nothing, Wu Feng, you are the youngest patient in our hospital. I learned about the situation in detail last time. It really has nothing to do with you. You don't need to be too afraid."
"Aren't you going to send me to the correction room?"
"Haha, why should I send you to the correctional room? Now that you have been cleared of suspicion, I just want to apologize to you."
"It's winter, so it's not okay to wear single clothes and pants. Go pick out two thick clothes and wear something cleaner."
After saying that, he pointed to the open closet in the corner and let me take whatever clothes I wanted.
At this moment, Monk Zhang Er, who was doing the surgery for me, was confused.
Why are you so nice to me? Could it be that the hard one is no longer enough and you need the soft one, and you still want to trick me?
I picked up two pieces of clothing at random, wanting to see what the new official was going to do to me next.
Unexpectedly, he waved his hand: "It's okay. Just pick out your clothes and go back. Lao Hong, send someone back."
I returned to my private room, laid out my thick clothes on the bed, and frowned at them.
I could still vaguely hear bursts of laughter coming from the kitchen. As I watched, a thought suddenly flashed through my mind!
"No way...Am I overthinking it?"
Carefully recall what the new management just said.
"It's winter, so you can't wear single clothes and pants. Go pick out two thick clothes, and wear something cleaner."
This sentence doesn't sound like much at first, but when you take the first word of each sentence, it will form a short sentence by coincidence. When you connect this short sentence together and read it, it becomes:
"Be bold, go, do it..."
