Chapter 001 Fool Jiang Michia

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The three words Jiangjiacun have been mentioned often in the past two days.

Because of three things.

The first thing was that Jiang Youcheng from Jiangjiacun hired a son-in-law for his silly daughter Jiang Misia.

The second thing happened, on the day of the wedding, the beam of the wedding tent in the yard broke, hitting the bride and groom who were toasting the guests.

The third thing is that the originally stupid Jiang Michia was not only fine after being hit, but also seemed to have become much more sophisticated after waking up. It is said that she can recognize people, call her father and mother, and even work...

Some people find this third incident implausible.

It's a blessing to have escaped death. How can a fool survive being hit?

If this is the case, those who usually have trouble with their brains can just go and smash them, and they don't need a doctor.

If you have doubts in your mind, you will naturally seek confirmation.

Therefore, there are always people running to Jiangjiacun recently, specifically to hang out near Jiang Youcheng's house.

"Look, is it true? Are you no longer stupid? Your body is clean, your hair is not messy, and you are no longer running around and shouting."

"You also know how to use a ladle to scoop out water and drink it slowly, without getting it into your nose."

"Look, he even knows how to scoop water to feed the chickens!"

"This does not mean that people are not stupid. There is a stupid woman in our village. She does not know how to drink water from her nostrils. She wears decent clothes and can feed chickens and pigs. But she is still stupid. She is completely stupid. Damn, I almost burned down my house when I was cooking."

A group of people pointed and commented, as if they were watching a monkey show.

Eight-year-old Jiang Chunyu appeared from the side, "Let me tell you, my sixth sister is really not stupid at all. If you don't believe me, just look at it."

"Sixth Sister, Sixth Sister, come here."

Jiang Michia put down the water ladle in his hand, walked to the low wall, and smiled, "Why are you calling me?"

Jiang Chunyu took out three copper coins from his arms, put one on the left and two on the right in a pile, and said with a smile, "Here are two piles of money. Sister Six picks out the one with more money."

"This is a lot, I'll take this." Jiang Michia reached out and grabbed a penny in his hand, smiling at Jiang Chunyu.

"Let me tell you, my sixth sister is not stupid at all." Jiang Chunyu covered her mouth and laughed.

His face was full of narrowness.

Everyone laughed when they saw this.

Some people thought it was fun and imitated Jiang Chunyu. They took three copper coins from their arms and asked Jiang Michia to choose, "Which one do you think has more? Take whichever one has more."

"This is a lot." Jiang Michia reached out again and picked up a penny.

Everyone laughed again, and someone tried again, even placing money according to one penny, five pennies, one penny, or more than ten pennies.

But no matter how many times he tried, no matter how much money there was in the other pile, Jiang Michia would always only take that penny, and after taking it, he would grin and say, "This is the most."

This was repeated several times, and everyone was already laughing so hard.

"This Jiang Michia is really a fool."

"Who will say that Jiang Michia is not stupid in the future? Who am I to worry about..."

Jiang Michia seemed not to understand what they were saying, and when he saw everyone laughing, he started laughing too.

It is fun to tease fools, but after teasing them for a long time, they still only use the same way to tease them. After all, they feel a bit boring. After laughing for a while, everyone dispersed one after another.

Only Jiang Chunyu didn't leave.

Seeing that there was no one around, Jiang Chunyu came closer and said, "How are you, Sixth Sister, did I perform well today?"

"That's right." Jiang Michia nodded in affirmation and counted the copper coins he had just stuffed into his arms. When he saw there were more than a dozen, he counted five and stuffed them to Jiang Chunyu, "These are yours."

Five cents can buy two big meat buns.

Jiang Chunyu accepted it happily.

"Thank you Sixth Sister."

"You deserve this. Go home quickly. My aunt will be looking for you later."

"Sixth sister, will I come tomorrow?"

"Watch some people. If there are a lot of people, come there. Then be more discerning. The old rule is, you three, I seven."

Since some people are willing to come all the way to watch the monkey show, it is only fair and just that she also charges some admission fees.

"Okay." Jiang Chunyu responded and ran away quickly.

Jiang Michia weighed the copper plate in his hand and walked back with a smile.

Just as he picked up the water ladle to wash his hands, Jiang Youcheng and Mr. Liu came back from farm work.

"Dad, Mom." Jiang Michia shook off the water drops on her hands, "The porridge is cooked on the stove, I will serve it to my parents."

"I'm going to serve the rice, please take a break." Ms. Liu spoke with trembling lips, tears almost falling down her face.

Amitabha, Bodhisattva bless me, my daughter is really getting better day by day.

The day the beam fell down, she was really scared out of her mind. She only thought that God was going to take her, her beloved, away from her, and she cried so hard that she almost lost her breath.

Unexpectedly, within half a day, Jiang Michia would wake up. After waking up, she would call her father and mother and know where her body hurt.

On the second day, I can change my clothes, put on my shoes, eat and drink by myself.

On the third day, today, I can actually look after the house and cook porridge!

The doctor said that it was probably because he kowtowed to his head when he was a child, and congestion accumulated in his head, which made him stupid. Now that he kowtows again, the congestion has dispersed, and the person has become better.

Some people also say that it was the Bodhisattva in the temple who saw Mrs. Liu going to burn incense and pray for blessings every month, and was moved by her sincerity, so she manifested her spirit and changed Jiang Misia for the better.

But no matter what the reason is, if my daughter is better and is no longer crazy or stupid, that is a great good thing.

A good thing that makes people want to cry.

Mrs. Liu's excited tears welled up in her eyes, but she tried to hold back the tears. But Jiang Youcheng beside her couldn't control his emotions and burst into tears.

The six-foot strong man was crying with snot and tears, and his shoulders were hunched up. He looked so pitiful.

"Dad, please stop crying..." Jiang Michia was a little embarrassed.

She felt guilty and grateful for taking over someone else's daughter's body, and she felt that since she had passed away, she would have to use this identity to live with others in the future. Jiang Michia felt that without her parents to work in the fields, she would The family always eats and drinks for free, so I cooked a pot of porridge and waited for Jiang Youcheng and Liu to come back and no longer have to worry about cooking.

She really didn't expect that the couple would have such a big reaction.

"Stop crying and scaring the child again."

Seeing Mrs. Liu's words, Jiang Youcheng stopped breathing and wiped his tears, "Stop crying. Xiaoxia is fine. It's a happy thing. It's time to laugh. It's time to laugh."

After saying that, he grinned.

The circles under his eyes were red and there were tears on his face. Now he pulled the corners of his mouth upwards, which made him look a little ugly.

"Yes, laughing is worse than crying." Ms. Liu said angrily, "Hurry and wash up. I made wild vegetable cakes at noon and there are still some leftovers. Xiaoxia has cooked porridge. I will mix some vegetables and we are ready to eat."

"Hey." Jiang Youcheng responded.

After a lot of work, the food was served, and the family of three began to eat.

The wild vegetable pancakes are made from wild vegetables and mixed with thick stick noodles, which are a bit dry. The cold vegetables are also mixed with wild vegetables, and only some coarse salt is added to taste. They taste a bit astringent. The only ones that are edible are those cooked by Jiang Mixia. That pot of sticks is full of porridge.

Although it is a coarse grain and the stick kernels are large, it has been cooked for a long time and is sticky and thick. One sip is filled with the fragrance of sticks.

Jiang Youcheng and Mr. Liu naturally knew this, so they took the thick soup from their own bowls and added it to Jiang Misia's bowl.

Jiang Michia stood up with the bowl in hand and hid quietly.

"Mom and dad eat first, I'll go to the house and check on Jing Yun."

Song Jingyun, Jiang Michia's husband-in-law, was the son-in-law who came to the family.

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