It was obvious that he was accustomed to all kinds of novel requests from his guests. The madam smiled broadly and said, "Oh, I'll do it right away." He ran down the stairs very quickly.
This is how business should be done. Isn’t it the highest pursuit of the madams to satisfy the guests’ magical wishes?
Only Li Zhi made a grimace: "Your Majesty, can you keep a low profile?"
This guy has been working hard to control expenses and keep all case handling expenses to the lowest level in order to meet the low profile required by the palace.
Li Ke has always hated miserly bosses, but he had to comfort him with sincere words: "Li Zhi, you know nothing!"
Li Zhi had no choice but to sit on the main seat with a frown on his face.
Now it's just the opening, let's play a light ditty first. According to Li Ke's scenario, the plan of Death by Thousand Cuts will be gradually, orderly, and pushed to the climax step by step.
But Li Zhi was unwilling to buy a jar of grape wine, whether it was from the Western Regions or from the east of Hedong. He refused to place an order, and the reason was to prevent Li Ke from failing to climax...
Li Ke had no choice but to drink the weak soju.
Under the agitating banners, shochu is accompanied by ditty.
The pipa girl played the five-stringed pipa, as if it was not late at night and people were not awake enough...
Tian Luming came up mysteriously and brought the latest news. Wu Yuanqing was in Chang'an but he didn't know where he was.
Li Ke didn't ask how Lao Huo delivered the news to Tian Luming, but Shi Shiran walked to the terrace with a wine glass in his hand.
Long flags were fluttering, and the climax on the balcony opposite had already entered. The spinning and flying singing and dancing attracted applause from the whole house.
The passenger flow of Qinfengyuan is indeed not as good as others, but it has changed since Tian Luming came here not long ago.
Tian Luming pointed to the visitors downstairs and introduced them to Li Ke one by one.
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Hahaha, the whole hall was full of enthusiasm, with eager faces yearning for the immortal realm to be cut into pieces.
Qinfengyuan's business was extremely booming, and it was about to surpass the number one building in Pingkangfang. However, the madam still carefully discovered something strange. Why did people from the Ministry of Punishment and Wannian County also come?
Together with the people from Chang'an County and Dali Temple in the luxurious private room on the third floor, the four major law enforcement agencies in Chang'an City have all gathered in Qinfeng Yuan.
The madam saw Guan Dalu peeking outside again, and couldn't help but take a deep breath. As a human being among human beings, it was natural for him to realize that tonight was extraordinary.
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The high-pitched singing and dancing on the balcony opposite took a break, and the whole street happily returned to the lively laughter.
In this situation, many poets began to feel agitated. Should someone come out and recite a poem?
"Yes, yes." The poet laughed loudly: "I wonder which Brother Wen has any experience?"
After the high-pitched song, no one came out to recite a poem, which is indeed not beautiful.
The sluts are scratching their cheeks and scratching their throats, hoping to find some insights. At the same time, they are also looking forward to someone coming forward to make up for the current shortcomings.
This opportunity was rare, Li Ke leisurely stood by the railing.
The blower man saw that Li Ke was about to recite a poem, and with a wink, he turned the blower and pointed it at the poet, blowing up a piece of hair.
The pipa girl also saw Li Ke's heroic momentum. After a pause, she immediately changed the tune and began to pave the way for the poet.
Everything is so natural.
Under the admiring gaze of the drummer, and under the surging and flying rendering of the pipa girl, Li Ke finally brewed up a lot of enthusiasm, and finally raised his glass to invite the northwest wind: "Ah, the sea, you are really It’s so big, it’s full of water!”
Under the heroic roar, the whole street was shocked, and the barbarians were stunned, huh? Was someone reciting poetry just now?
But is this also poetry? The quiet street was immediately filled with contempt, and some even shouted: "Vulgar and vulgar, so vulgar."
The crowd was furious, and behind Li Ke, the guest unexpectedly yelled out such a bad poem. The drummer was disappointed and changed the direction, and the pipa girl also regretted that she had just broken the fifth string for the poor poet.
Tian Luming and Li Zhi also looked at each other, wondering whether they should respond to Li Ke's heroic feelings.
However, it is not important whether it should or should not, what is important is that a cup suddenly flew over from the opposite side.
"Ouch!" Li Ke screamed and fell down, with a big bump on his forehead: "What a ruthless master, he can hit him from such a distance..."
Li Zhi and Tian Luming hurriedly helped Li Ke back to his seat, trying to apply various magical medicines to Li Ke.
Tian Luming complained: "Oh, Your Majesty, you'd better find an uninhabited place to recite poems in the future. You are a key figure and you can't make mistakes."
Li Ke held his forehead and gasped and trembled: "Oh yo yo, it hurts so much, let's sing and dance to calm down the shock."
When the miser Li Zhi heard this, he immediately shouted: "Let's sing and dance!"
Woo, the blower blows a cool breeze: "It's not easy to sing and dance at this time."
It's really not easy to shout out. The fairy dance music prepared by Qinfeng Yuan has long been taken away by other guests.
However, the madam of Qinfengyuan would not easily disappoint his guests. He quickly brought in a team of beautiful dancers to save the world, but they were hired from the luxurious courtyard opposite with huge sums of money.
Li Ke immediately felt that the bulge on his forehead had become smaller. He raised his glass and invited the northwest wind again: "Haha, be happy!"
However, the song and dance performance was not the flying music, but the breaking dance, and the word "King of Qin" was removed to avoid violating the taboo.
The drum music was high-pitched, and under the vigorous encouragement of the blower man, the colorful ribbons of the dancers flew, and a piece of wooden knife rotated gently. At first glance, it looked like the kind that could destroy the heavy iron team in half a stick of incense.
Li Ke didn't care, drink after glass, Pingkangfang's first-class dance was indeed extraordinary.
The sonorous music in the luxurious private room even attracted many guys who walked in the wrong door.
The people from the Criminal Department walked in drunkenly with eight thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight Li Tai steps, and threw themselves directly into Tian Luming's arms: "Hey, Brother Tian, did I go to the wrong door?"
The most handsome bad guy in Wannian County also fell in with a thud, crawled to the edge of Li Zhi's seat, and shook his fingers while smelling of alcohol: "Hey, little oil master."
There was even a guy who shouted as soon as he entered: "Vulgar, vulgar, so vulgar."
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But Li Ke couldn't care about these guys and concentrated on enjoying the singing and dancing. Unexpectedly, the breaking dance also had an interactive part, which almost sucked up all the energy of the heroic poet.
Every time the lead dancer turned around, she would send a murderous glare towards Li Ke, as if she wanted to gently split Li Ke into pieces.
In this situation, Li Ke wanted to recite a poem boldly again, but there was no chance. The lead dancer swung the knife passionately, making the poet forget that he still had a mouth.
The poet had no choice but to drink another glass and giggle.
The high-pitched suona entered the battlefield, and the beautiful lead dancer with heavy makeup turned around and swung again, swinging away the horizontal knife beside Li Ke.
The poet enjoyed another drink, but the sword is of no use... huh? Horizontal knife?
