No one expected that the minister of Honglu Temple would say such words on the spot.
Can this be said in the middle of a party?
The meaning of this sentence can basically be understood as: "You just came from the country, have you never eaten watermelon?"
Is it rude to say such things in public?
This is already very disgraceful.
As soon as he said this, many people raised their hands and covered their faces with the sleeves of their robes, but they kept shaking under their robes, and some even forgot to cover their voices and let out giggles.
However, people like Li Qi from Wushen Mountain naturally don't look very good-looking.
Especially Li Qi, because besides being unhappy, he also had other worries in his heart.
Although he was already very hostile during the alliance swearing-in stage, now this is considered a state banquet, but he is still so aggressive...
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Tang Guo is too... guilty.
It's different from the various styles I've learned about. There should be something behind it, something I don't know about.
The great witch went out at noon, and when he returned to the car in the evening, his clothes were bloody, which might be related to this matter.
It's a pity that they are still children and are not qualified to get involved in so many things.
However, if the conflict is really so intense, it will definitely fall on the shoulders of himself and others.
No matter how hard the adults fight, they can't really fall out. After all, the cost of fighting is too high, and the conflict between the two sides may turn from the current yin and yang atmosphere into an all-out war.
But since everyone has made such a fuss, it is impossible to treat it as nothing happened.
That should be what the great witch said...
I must let the younger ones go up and fight.
In this way, the conflict will not be expanded to the point where it cannot be ended, nor will both parties act as if nothing happened.
It's like the relationship between the two families is not good, but the adults mostly quarrel and are unlikely to fight, but if a child goes over and kicks the other child, the adults might have to give the child a chicken leg or a big erection when they get home at night. thumb.
But as a child who didn't want to fight, Li Qi only felt a headache.
However, on the other side.
Hearing this, the great shaman smiled and replied: "I have indeed never seen such a scenery in Chang'an, which is so narrow and cramped."
"What I saw at Wushen Mountain:"
"There are waves carrying the sky, and the mountains invite the clouds to go away."
"There are turbulent waves crashing on the shore, and the mountains and rivers are reflected,"
"There is Wu Gorge, which is green and majestic."
'There are people who have climbed thousands of feet, and there is no limit to what they can see! '
Then, he chuckled and looked around:
"The scenery of Wushen Mountain is majestic and the feeling of heaven and earth can be seen. It is not as good as Chang'an. It takes three steps and one turn, five steps and one turn. A banquet only takes fifty miles back and forth, but it has to accommodate three thousand people. Chang'an is really expensive, and it is not a hassle. Are you up?"
As soon as this was said, the scene became quiet.
It’s not because the big guys were intimidated.
But everyone knew that it was about to start. A purple-robed minister and a great witch from the Witch God Mountain were really going to start a quarrel.
When the minister of Honglu Temple heard what the great witch said, he also put on a smile and said: "Hahaha, although these fifty miles are small, there are many utensils in them."
"Vegetables are served in ice trays, meats are served in open-stem trays, and fruits are served in large disks with small eucalyptus. There are various rituals for serving wine and wine. I never expected that Wushen Mountain has not seen exquisite utensils. I just know that Guangda really made a mistake in our judgment."
"Next time, when setting up the banquet, I will arrange it for the Great Witch in advance in the wilderness to the west of Chang'an. It stretches thousands of miles. There are no tables, chairs or utensils. I will just hunt and skin the skins and light the fire to roast the meat. I think the Great Witch will definitely get used to it."
The great witch cupped his hands and said: "It turns out that this is how the temple minister understands Guangda. If so, it would not be surprising to be able to arrange today's venue. We, Wu Shenshan, have a copy of "Ritual" for the temple minister to read. This way I won’t be rude when I come here next time.”
The Minister of Honglu Temple shook his head and said indifferently: "How come we in the Central Plains don't have a book of rituals? It's just a book of rituals. When the book was written in ancient times, there was no ancient inheritance in Wushen Mountain, so we could only piece together the fragments collected from outside. Cheng, maybe you read a fake book? If not, how could it conflict with me?"
Hearing the words, the great witch was slightly angry, but he quickly relaxed, and then replied: "In ancient times, all races lived side by side, and witchcraft started to protect the human race. These books were written by the sages Wu Jin, and they are naturally the talents in the hands of Wu Jin. It is orthodox, human nature was born out of witchcraft, and the relationship is like that of parents and children. How could a child copy his parents' book and then say that his parents were wrong after he copied it wrong?"
Li Qi heard this below and slapped his forehead.
broken.
The battle between father and son is coming again.
Naturally, he has heard about this debate (see Chapters 217 and 18 for details.)
It can be said that this is one of the most important conflicts between witchcraft and humanity.
Humanity was born out of witchcraft, but it was so completely different that the two currents of thought directly split the human race.
The minister of Honglu Temple smiled but said: "Humanity was born out of witchcraft, but Wu Shenshan is not the father of humanity."
"The ancient sages are naturally worthy of respect, but the successors of the ancient witchcraft are the Chong and Li clans. The Emperor of Humanity ordered them to be the world's masters, and they are not divided into masters. The orthodoxy of the witchcraft is in the human world, and the Witch God Mountain usurps the shamans. Tao, if you establish your own sect, how dare you call yourself your father?"
"The witches in Wushen Mountain have no majesty, and the gods follow the rules of the people and do not control their behavior, causing the people to value sacrifices and not know their blessings. Do you want to think that you are orthodox in witchcraft?"
"In the past, King Li was cruel and cruel, and the people were miserable and blamed him. The king was angry and looked for shamans to protect him. He sent people to jail and slandered those who reported them and killed them. No countryman dared to say anything. If I remember correctly, one of the branches of Wushen Mountain is, isn't it? Wei Wu?"
When the Minister of Honglu Temple said this, he saw Boyue raising his head angrily.
Li Qi saw Boyue's face and understood immediately.
The Minister of Honglu Temple told a story from ancient times. At the beginning, there was King Li in the human race. He was tyrannical and cruel, and the people could not bear it, so they all blamed him. King Li was very angry, so he called for the witches from Wei and sent him Monitoring those who accused him, Wu Jin would immediately kill anyone who slandered the king, so soon no one dared to speak. (The incident comes from "Zhou Yu")
This sorcerer from back then was of the divination lineage.
Obviously, this was a scolding directed at Boyue.
Li Qiqi thought with his toes and knew that according to the divination of people's urine, what happened at the beginning must be very simple.
Most fortune tellers have no concept of good and evil, and what they do is very simple. Since the boss wants people who say such things to die, then just do it.
As long as you figure out who is talking, and then directly kill him with a curse, the matter will be over.
Once settled, Bu Ren will not even show his face in front of others. He is just a tool for doing things. This is basically Bu Ren's image all the time.
But now, the minister of Honglu Temple has put all the blame for King Li's crimes on Wu Wei and used this to accuse Wu Shenshan.
I don’t know how the great witch would explain it?
When the great witch heard this, he sneered: "Oh, King Li is the human emperor."
Just this sentence directly dragged the scene into another intense level!
The two sides were quarreling with each other, and what was a banquet opening speech suddenly turned into a meeting of yin and yang.
The two sides go back and forth, refusing to give in to each other, each quoting scriptures, with brilliant literary talent, sharp tongue, and many sarcasm, which is difficult to distinguish for a while.
And there are only two contestants.
A purple-robed minister and a great shaman from the Witch God Mountain, no one had the right to intervene in their conversation and could only watch from the side.
In the end, it even got to the point of directly scolding, so that the great wizard slammed the table and shouted angrily: "It is not a courtesy for you to treat guests with words and words."
The minister of Honglu Temple was even more ruthless and said directly: "Why should we respect evil guests?!"
Everyone else had their own reactions.
Some scratched their heads and scratched their heads, thinking hard, trying to keep up with the thoughts of the great wizards. After all, their language was obscure, full of allusions, and they spoke very fast, so it was really difficult to understand.
Some glared at the other elders, but did not dare to speak and could only be silently angry, including Boyue.
Some are writing furiously, as if they have heard many things they did not know before and are recording them.
Some were trembling with fear just hearing this, fearing that one of the elders on both sides would not be able to resist taking action, and something would happen to everyone.
Only a few people, including Li Qi, were thoughtful and obviously had their own considerations.
Li Qi is thinking about some issues.
About what the great witch said when he came to join the war.
The great witch reminded himself and others to behave well...
Doesn't it mean now?
In the current situation, if a fight doesn't break out or someone interrupts in the middle, the matter will probably continue to develop. With the knowledge and memory of the two elders, the quarrel will probably last until next year, but I and others can't wait until next year. .
Thinking of this, Li Qi felt that this might be the time for him to speak.
The time when the great witch and others want him and others to show off is right now!
Thinking of this, the more Li Qi thought about it, the more it made sense.
Intervene at this time, end the dispute, and then extend the fight to the juniors, which can prevent the increasingly fierce verbal fight from developing into a literary fight.
However... if you interrupt without making sense and talk nonsense, then things will not be beautiful.
But you have to be careful with your words. If you say something too harsh, you may be beaten into a pig's head by the Minister of Honglu Temple.
He won't attack the great witch casually, but it's not easy to just slap you?
Therefore, this degree must be grasped well, but it must be achieved.
Li Qi thought for a moment and considered his words. Then, after both parties had just finished speaking, he suddenly stood up from his seat!
After standing up, he prepared to speak without waiting for others to react.
At the same time, he glanced sideways at a man from Tang Dynasty wearing a scholar's robe.
Because, just before Li Qi was about to stand up, this person also felt eager to try, as if he wanted to stand up.
It was precisely when he saw this person that Li Qicai suddenly sped up and stood up. Otherwise, he would have wanted to continue to think about it, but he was just afraid of being overtaken by this person.
However, since you have stood up, don't think too much and just perform with peace of mind.
The moment Li Qi stood up, everyone in the entire venue, including the two adults, looked at Li Qi.
It seemed that he didn't expect that someone would dare to get up at this time.
Li Qi was stared at by many eyes and ignored him. Without thinking, he directly handed over his hands and said loudly: "Two adults, look for chapters and sentences, and make unreasonable arguments. This is the case for all corrupt scholars in my view of the world. In such a scene, how can Will it appear to you two?"
As soon as these words came out, the whole hall was shocked.
On the other hand, the great witch smiled and seemed very satisfied.
The reason is also very simple.
Confucianism is one of the hundreds of humanistic arts, and it is the largest one. It is the undisputed leader of the hundred schools of thought.
Li Qi seemed to be belittling both sides, but in fact the word he used was "corrupt Confucianism". In fact, he was insinuating that the leader among hundreds of humane schools was just a corrupt Confucian who could only talk.
Moreover, Li Qi checked it on the terminal beforehand.
This minister of Honglu Temple is a Confucian.
In fact, among the hundreds of schools of thought, Confucianism, Zaijia and Legalism are famous for focusing on climbing to official positions, so that most of the nobles in the Tang Dynasty were Confucian scholars and legal scholars.
However, for saying this, Li Qi might be beaten to a disability here.
This is already too strong a statement.
But Li Qi naturally knew the consequences of doing this, so he immediately walked out of the table and said loudly: "Instead of arguing, it is better to try it with your own hands. If it is inconvenient for the two adults to leave, then let the students do it."
"Not only the book of Rites and Rites, but also eight volumes of Yishu, Poetry, Rites, Classics, History, and Records are here. I really want to see who inherits the true meaning of the ancient times. I will give it a try now. I am here to answer questions from everyone. It can be seen from this."
"Have an argument with me, who is more familiar with it, who understands the true meaning of the ancients better, you will know in one try!"
Li Qi looked around and uttered wild words to hundreds of people attending the banquet!
Just after he finished speaking, Zhenzhiyun started to move strongly.
Something terrifying and unbelievable was coming towards him, and a feeling of fear arose from the bottom of his heart.
I really know the rhyme, but I can’t analyze it!
He couldn't see through it, he could only vaguely sense that something was approaching him!
But Li Qi felt like he couldn't move or react. This thing came too fast!
At this moment, the great witch stood up, took a step forward, and came to Li Qi's side.
The feeling of danger disappeared immediately.
But just for a moment, Li Qi's back was already soaked, and his two penises were fighting.
It's not that he's not brave enough, it's just that feeling... that there's no way he can persevere with willpower.
It was absolute crushing, and it was not based on personal will. If you say you can't resist, then you can't resist.
But the great witch patted Li Qi on the shoulder to reassure him, and evaporated the moisture on his body. Then, the great witch lowered his face gloomily and said to Li Qi: "You juniors, what do you mean by the ancient truth? You are worthy of it." What do you say!? You don’t overestimate your own abilities!”
When Li Qi heard this, he immediately lowered his head.
He knew it was done.
But after the great witch said this, he walked up to Li Qi, waved his hand, and said to everyone at the banquet: "However, although this junior talks a lot, there is something he says that makes sense."
"It's really useless for us to talk so much. After all, our Taoist hearts are stable and will not be shaken."
"Why don't we let these juniors argue? They haven't finalized their opinions yet, so they naturally know which side is more moral."
As soon as these words came out, everyone else looked at Honglu Temple Minister.
Obviously, except for the purple-robed minister, no one is qualified to accept the words of the great witch.
And he glanced around and nodded: "Okay, I would like to see how this young master can prove that Wushenshan is the real family."