When Zhu Houzhao led people to the door of Zhang Zhou's house.
But when I saw the courtyard door was open, there were people carrying things inside...
Zhang Zhou's courtyard is being renovated.
Zhang Zhou is concerned about the quality of life. Although the courtyard given by the emperor is large, it used to be an official residence, and the official residents were temporary officials, or it was used as a warehouse. It is strange that it can be maintained well.
Now that Zhang Zhou is rich and powerful, in order to make his family live comfortably, he naturally has to tidy up the yard.
Zhang Zhou also wanted to realize the awesomeness he once boasted about.
But precisely because of this, Zhu Houzhao was given a chance to break through.
"Master, why don't you let me go in first and let you know?"
Liu Jin followed Zhang Zhou. He was very reluctant to follow him to a place like this.
He didn't even have the qualifications to come forward and say a word about the inspection of wood and stone materials or the literary meeting. Only then did he have the chance to follow, but he could only call the door or something.
It was Zhang Zhou’s mansion that came...
It's strange that he feels happy.
"No need! I can just go in in person!"
Zhu Houzhao walked into the Zhang family gate as if he didn't recognize his relatives.
The main courtyard is very lively.
Many craftsmen were setting up frames to repair the roof, knocking and knocking. In the corner, there was a four or five-year-old girl, Suisui, Zhang Zhou's eldest daughter, playing in the mud.
The family is cleaning up the yard and needs to use mud. Dad is not at home, so the children follow suit.
Suisui's brother Zhang Jun went in to fetch water with a basin.
The Zhang Jun brothers and sisters are relatively clean. They use clean water to make mud. Children like to play with urine and mud. It is the most common entertainment item for young children in this era. It has been commonplace for children.
But for Zhu Houzhao...
This is an appalling way to play.
When he saw the puddle of mud, half a house piled up with mud next to it, the little girl's dirty hands, the sizzling sound she made when mixing the mud...
Zhu Houzhao's eyes were shining blue, and he was a hundred times more surprised than when he saw a sand table or something like that.
"Son..."
When Liu Jin realized that Zhu Houzhao could not help but walk towards the little girl, it was too late to stop her.
"You...can I play with you?"
Zhu Houzhao usually looks mature, but he is just a seven-year-old child. He walked up to Suisui uninvited and squatted down. Without waiting for Suisui to say anything, he reached out to grab the mud.
The feeling that comes when your hand touches the mud, and when you raise your hand, you see the mud on your hand...
Zhu Houzhao's face was full of intoxication.
He almost sighed to the sky, finally letting me play the most fun game in the world.
"Who are you?"
Suisui looked at the boy who came out of nowhere with a puzzled expression, with a bit of grievance in her eyes, "This is my home, you... you occupy my brother's position."
"It's okay, let's play together."
Zhu Houzhao also forgot what he was here for. He grabbed the mud and stirred it.
Then he grabbed a handful and rudely put mud on the half-built mud house, and then...
The mud house collapsed.
"Well……"
Suisui was unhappy.
This person just ran into her own house and even destroyed her brother's house. She was simply bullying someone else.
But Suisui was strong after all, and she endured it without crying.
At this time, Xia Zhi, who was responsible for taking care of the children in the front yard, had noticed the visitor. She hurriedly asked: "Who are you?"
Because he spoke with a Jiangnan accent, almost no one present could understand him.
But it was Jin Yiwei who stepped forward to separate the people.
Suisui finally burst into tears when she saw this scene, but she was still just drying away her tears at this point.
Zhu Houzhao said: "Don't cry, don't cry. Look, I will pile it up for you again. I didn't mean it. Why are you crying?"
Zhu Houzhao has grown up. Apart from his sister, this is the first girl he has met. He obviously has no experience in communicating with girls of the same age. Seeing that Suisui was crying, he couldn't help but comfort her.
Zhu Houzhao is usually very arrogant, but he is still very kind to his sister Zhu Xiurong.
"It won't look good if you cry any more!"
Zhu Houzhao took out the method to deal with his sister, stretched out his hand and wiped the mud on Suisui's face, "Hey, it looks better this way, here are a few more strokes! Hahahaha... just like a little cat!"
"Wow……"
Suisui is not Zhu Xiurong after all. This stranger not only broke her clay sculpture, but now he has taken advantage of it.
She finally couldn't help it and burst into tears.
It doesn't matter if you cry...
Zhu Houzhao was stunned.
What magical creature is this?
"Don't cry!"
In panic, Zhu Houzhao could only use the majesty of the prince to scare people.
At the same time, Zhang Jun, who was fetching water in the yard next door, heard his sister crying and ran out angrily. He saw a boy almost as tall as him bullying his sister. How could he hold back?
"Where did this evil thief come from and dare to come to bully my sister? I think you are tired of living! What are you looking at? Come and drive them away!"
After all, Zhang Jun is the young master of this family, and everyone is invited back by the family.
Zhang Jun naturally asked this group of people to help.
The craftsmen all over the yard stopped their work at this time.
The craftsmen are only hired to do work. If it is just a child's mischief, they can take care of it. But except for the children who are causing trouble, everyone around them is tall and powerful and holding swords. They don't look like ordinary people.
Either a strongman...
But a strong man came from the sky in broad daylight at the feet of the emperor of the capital?
Other than that, there is only one explanation, they are all from the government.
Who dares to challenge the government officials?
"Hey, how do you talk?"
Zhu Houzhao was still restrained at this point.
Because he also knew that he was in the wrong first.
"I was not careful when I bullied your sister. Who knew she was so fragile? I just collapsed her mud house and smeared it on her face a few times, as if she was dead."
But it was okay if he didn't speak. Zhang Jun couldn't help it.
His father taught him that when foreign enemies invade, especially when his sister is bullied, he must take on the responsibility of protecting his family like a man.
Then he...
He grabbed the mud and threw it at Zhu Houzhao without hesitation.
"Pfft!"
Zhu Houzhao originally wanted to reason with Zhang Jun, but when he lowered his head, he saw a big mud ball appeared on his front. After it splashed away, half of his chest was covered with mud...
This scene also shocked the Jin Yiwei who followed.
what's the situation?
Someone dares to attack the prince?
He's just a six- or seven-year-old kid?
If you beat the prince with mud, it shouldn't be considered an assassination, right?
But when the prince is attacked, does this kid not want to live anymore?
This should be Master Zhang’s son, right?
Something bad happened!
What is Master Zhang Xian's current status in the palace? Don't think that nothing happened to the Zhang family and his son in the end. They blamed the attack on the prince on our failure to protect him. Should we be dismissed from our posts and investigated?
"Oh, don't hurt your friendship!" Liu Jin next to him was very excited.
Very good.
This boy is Zhang Zhou's son at first glance. Zhang Zhou is very fond of this boy, but his son is not that discerning.
His son beat the prince. How to deal with it is another matter, but can the emperor and the prince still treat him as a piece of cake?
Hit more!
right!
Change your stance and hit again.
"Your uncle actually dares to attack me?"
Zhu Houzhao was angry at first, as if he was unwilling to be beaten. When the guards were about to rush up and take down Zhang Jun, he sternly said: "No one comes, let's see how I teach him a lesson!"
Then Zhu Houzhao grabbed the mud and threw it towards Zhang Jun.
But Zhang Jun's agility is much higher than Zhu Houzhao's. He can dodge the thrown mud with just a slight dodge.
Then……
Zhang Jun grabbed the mud again and continued to throw it at Zhu Houzhao.
"Who are you scolding? Your uncle!"
"Your uncle!"
Zhang Jun is six years old and his birthday is in the third month of the lunar calendar, while Zhu Houzhao’s seventh birthday is in the ninth month of the lunar calendar. The age difference between the two is only half a year.
In addition, Zhang Jun has good physical fitness... This is also because Zhu Houzhao has a sick father, so that the two of them are about the same size, and Zhang Jun is even slightly taller than Zhu Houzhao.
The tempers of the two are exactly the same.
They are the kind who are unwilling to admit defeat.
When a gentleman fights, he cannot lose with his hands, let alone with his mouth.
If you call me uncle, of course I will call you uncle in return, so that it seems equal!
At first, the two of them were throwing mud balls while respecting each other's elders. Later, Zhang Jun came up and grabbed Zhu Houzhao's clothes and tried to push Zhu Houzhao into the mud!
developed to this point.
The Jin Yiwei finally couldn't sit idly by and ignore it, but they also knew that this was the son of "Master Zhang Xian". He didn't look at the monk's face but the Buddha's face. After all, it was just a brawl between naughty boys and there was no danger.
They rushed forward and separated the people with all their hands.
"I'll fuck you, uncle!"
Zhang Jun's curse words began to escalate, because his captors were brought from the opposite side, which meant that he was beaten by a crowd in his own yard.
As for swearing, he learned it from his father.
But Zhu Houzhao was not to be outdone: "I am your uncle too! Hey! This is quite interesting!"
Zhu Houzhao's face was not as angry as Zhang Jun's, and he was even secretly having fun.
For Zhang Jun, it was about fending off invading enemies.
But for Zhu Houzhao... From playing with mud, to throwing mud balls at each other, to swearing at each other, it was all play.
…
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The other end.
Zhang Zhou is still busy in his workshop. His workshop is not far from his home. It’s not that it’s cheap to rent a yard nearby, but because...
He was too lazy to move.
If he had to walk a long way to the workshop every day, he would rather spend more money to build a workshop and laboratory closer to home.
In his theory, the only thing time travelers cannot waste is time.
Time is the greatest cost for travelers to realize their own value.
When he learned from the people he hired that a group of people had come to his home, he thought they might be people from the palace, so he hurried home... At the door, he saw Xiao Jing, who had hurried over after hearing the news, and the two looked at each other. back……
Step into the yard together...
Together again, we saw two children fighting and quarreling.
At this time, Zhang Jun was being pulled up by Jin Yiwei and dragged aside. Zhang Jun and Zhu Houzhao were covered in mud, but Zhu Houzhao's condition was worse.
The beating was not serious.
No one is hurt.
But calling each other uncles...this involves the issue of disrespect.
But Zhang Zhou also thought about it.
I was thinking to myself, you two scolded me well.
The uncles who scolded the emperor and the prince... I'm sorry, Ming Dynasty has a eldest son inheritance system. Except for the unlucky son of the emperor, no prince or emperor has a living uncle.
As for Zhu Houzhao scolding Zhang Jun... that should be scolded even more.
Zhang Zhou also wanted to scold his brother into a ditch, so he thanked this boy for his help.
…
At this time, the deadlock has been broken. Zhang Jun was held up by Jin Yiwei's arms. Zhu Houzhao held a handful of mud in his hand and was about to wipe it on Zhang Jun's face.
"stop!"
Zhang Zhou shouted loudly.
Zhu Houzhao's body trembled. The mud in his hand was too thin, and part of it slipped into his sleeve. He quickly shook his sleeve to shake the mud out.
The Jin Yiwei next to him couldn't help but take a few steps back.
It's not that Jin Yiwei's psychological quality is not good... but... Zhang Zhou is currently recognized as the immortal family of this group of Jin Yiwei. Who knows if this guy will be angry and call down a bolt of lightning from the sky to kill someone?
Rumors about Zhang Zhou's abilities spread throughout the palace.
Such a thing as thunder from the sky and fire from the earth is not something that a mortal can do. Who knows whether it was calculated or done by Zhang Zhou himself?
Jin Yiwei released Zhang Jun's arm.
Zhang Jun got free and hurriedly ran behind his father, as if he had found a supporter and said: "Dad, they came to bully my sister!"
Zhu Houzhao said: "Hey, don't slander anyone, okay? When did I bully her? I just knocked down her pile of mud..."
"And you said! You made my sister cry..."
Zhang Tuesday said nothing and slapped Zhang Jun on the butt.
"Snapped!"
It just sounded loud, using the strength of the back of his hand, and Zhang Zhou was just pretending in front of others.
I'm still saying...
Son, I'm sorry, you have lived up to your father's training, but there is nothing I can do about your father.
Now we are beating and scolding the prince, this matter is big or small.
Zhang Jun turned around and stared at his father.
There was a look of grievance and disbelief on his face, and his outlook on life seemed to have been subverted...
