Lin Wanjie was also embarrassed.
I never thought I would be the king of children one day.
Listening to the cries in the classroom, my veins were jumping.
Mr. Fatty was also embarrassed. He looked at Lin Wanjie and said, "Brother, please find a seat and sit down."
"You are sir, just call me Lin Wanjie."
"No, no, no, no, let's talk about our own things."
Lin Wanjie smiled awkwardly, put his thoughts back, and honestly found a seat to sit down.
Maybe it's because Lin Wanjie's figure is too oppressive. The children were particularly attentive in class today.
Lin Wanjie couldn't stand up to naughty kids. She was worried that some brats would be annoying before, but she didn't expect the class to be quiet and not as difficult as she imagined.
This private school teacher is called Shi Che, and he is much younger than Lin Wanjie imagined.
The Wang family is also a wealthy family, so of course it's not like they can't afford a husband, so they use a live-in son-in-law.
It's because this son-in-law who came to the door was a Jinshi. Not only did he have fame, he was also quite famous in Yangzhou.
His highest achievement is to write the famous book of all ages - "The Classic of Men's Virtues".
It was the article that Liu Dexing recited on the street the night before yesterday.
As soon as this article was published, it instantly became popular. All families who have a son-in-law regard it as a treasure, and they are required to read it every day and know it by heart.
The families who have a son-in-law are all wealthy families, and the emergence of the "Male Virtue Classic" has set standards for each family to have a son-in-law.
Naturally, all the big families want to boast about it.
Therefore, Shi Che's status in Yangzhou increased, and his reputation spread.
Now that the Wang family uses Shi Che for teaching, it is reasonable and reasonable, and many people even envy him.
Lin Wanjie didn't really come to study, he just went through the motions.
I don’t know if I can pass the exam as a scholar, but it’s not difficult to pass the elementary level first.
The test questions for children are simple, mostly testing basic topics such as word recognition, hyphenation, and filling in the blanks in poems.
This was not difficult at all for Lin Wanjie.
Early the next morning, the children's examination started.
Shi Che took Lin Wanjie and a group of children to the examination room.
This is a big test for each child. It is not a big deal for adults, but it is still very important for everyone.
Moreover, the scale of the child-student examination is even greater than that of the provincial examination.
There is no other reason than that there are too many people taking the exam and there are even several exam rooms.
The examination room where Lin Wanjie was located was in Taoyuan, where the poetry meeting would be held a few days later.
In the peach garden, there are densely packed small desks arranged neatly.
A hundred or so big kids stood in line outside, chirping non-stop.
Some cried, some laughed, some rolled, some peed.
Lin Wanjie felt like a kid in kindergarten rioting.
Not to mention him, every teacher's mind was buzzing.
Shi Che was sweating profusely and stood in the middle of the team trying to control the situation and keep everyone quiet.
There are not only students from the Wang family private school here, but also students from other colleges. Who listens to him?
The shouting continued, and the noise became louder.
The official responsible for maintaining order outside the examination room was also confused.
They were good at dealing with extremely vicious gangsters, but they also had a headache dealing with a group of bigger kids. They couldn't beat or scold them, they couldn't be cruel, and they were helpless.
When the people around saw the battle, they all avoided it, not wanting to provoke these children.
Suddenly, a loud shout came from the crowd: "Quiet!"
As soon as the sound came out, it was like a tiger coming down the mountain, and the roar made the children spin.
Look at the person who made the sound. He is eight feet tall, built like a black bear, with dark skin and explosive muscles. He is wearing a Mongolian uniform. He is simply a beast in clothing.
Lin Wanjie's appearance was so good that the children immediately fell silent when they heard Lin Wanjie's voice.
But it was quiet, but there was a new problem, some children peed.
"Holy crap, who is this person? So fierce?"
There were young men watching nearby talking about it.
These people are children from various families who have passed the elementary school stage. They are thirteen or fourteen years old and underage. They have some knowledge and have learned some articles. They are most proud and complacent.
They like to join in the fun, watch the younger students take exams, and feel like they are seniors. They like to comment on these children.
Just like Mr. Men’s arbitrary comments on them.
The children were all afraid of Lin Wanjie, but the older teenagers were not afraid.
Children at this age have a sense of status and inferiority, and know that people are divided into three levels.
And they are all high-class people, and a rough guy like Lin Wanjie is not attractive at all.
When asked about Lin Wanjie, a young boy from the Wang family muttered: "You won't believe it if I tell you."
"What?"
"This man's name is Lin Da. I heard he is a servant of a relative of the Wang family. He is here to take part in the childbirth examination today."
"puff!"
Someone immediately squirted: "What the hell? Are you taking part in the childbirth examination?"
"Are you kidding me?"
"It's true, I asked about it."
"A servant, and he must be in his thirties or forties, right? How dare such a bad old man take part in the childbirth examination?"
Lin Wanjie didn't know that he was already being regarded as a bad old man.
"That's not right. Can he take part in the childbirth examination at this age?"
"I've never heard of a set age for children's exams."
Indeed, there is no age limit for the Child Health Examination.
But generally, those who fail to pass the childbirth examination before the age of ten will be deemed by default to have no literary talent. No matter what family they belong to, they will be forced to change careers.
Therefore, the most people who take part in the childbirth examination are ten years old, and occasionally one or two who are twelve or thirteen years old can become the focus and be discussed for a long time.
As for a twenty-six-year-old like Lin Wanjie, he should be regarded as unprecedented and unprecedented.
After several people inquired again and confirmed that Lin Wanjie was the student who came to take the childbirth examination, the laughter became even louder.
Lin Wanjie knew from the beginning that he was going to be laughed at, so he didn't care at all.
The exam is about to begin, and candidates begin to enter one by one.
There are many invigilators today, including many women.
Because children's examinations are very special, there may be children crying during the examination, and some children may wet their pants and need to change diapers, etc. These are all more convenient for women to operate.
So, there was a figure standing at the door and starting to check the names one by one.
This person is Huang Wanqiu.
In order to raise money, Huang Wanqiu became a proctor for the children's examination and also served as a marking teacher. Her main focus was not to pick any work.
But when she was checking the names and letting the candidates in one by one, she suddenly felt that her eyes went dark, and the sunny sky suddenly turned gloomy.
When she looked up at Lin Wanjie, she froze on the spot.
"you……"
"I'm here to take the childbirth exam."
"Ah?" Huang Wanqiu rubbed her forehead, thinking she was dreaming. She closed her eyes and opened them again. What she saw was Lin Wanjie, "No, it can't be?"
"Do you see my name on the list?"
"Lin Linlin...Lin Wanjie!"
There really is!
Huang Wanqiu stared again, feeling a little confused for a moment.
"Can I go in?"
Huang Wanqiu nodded blankly.
Lin Wanjie entered Taoyuan without thinking much.
Not to mention, the Taoyuan scenery is very beautiful, but it would be a waste to use it as an examination room. It is an excellent choice as a venue for a poetry meeting.
Now is the time when the flowers are in full bloom. The little kids are all playing with the peach blossoms. How can they think about it?
There are many people in the examination room maintaining order.
Only Lin Wanjie found his seat.
Then Lin Wanjie stiffened.
The table couldn't even fit half of his butt, so how could he answer the question?
Yes, the examination room arrangements for the children's examination are all arranged according to the age of the children. For a strong man like Lin Wanjie, at least six tables must be put together.
Lin Wanjie looked at the table and scratched his head. When he saw a person who looked like an examiner passing by, he stepped forward.
Before he could speak, the examiner was startled when he saw Lin Wanjie and asked, "Who are you and how did you get in?"
"I am a candidate who is here to take the Children's Student Examination."
"..." The examiner was stunned for a moment, and then shouted, "Come here, come here, someone broke into the examination room."
"I'm such a candidate!"
With that said, Lin Wanjie took out his number.
The examiner still didn't believe it.
At this time, Huang Wanqiu trotted over and explained to the examiner: "Master Jiang, he is really an examinee. He was recommended by the Wang family."
"Ah?" Mr. Jiang wiped his sweat and looked up at Lin Wanjie. He didn't know what to say for a while.
Lin Wanjie pointed to the table, feeling a little embarrassed: "Sir, do you think my table, stools, etc. are too small?"
Huang Wanqiu jumped in and said, "I'll get you a bigger one."
Huang Wanqiu was very curious, why did Brother Lin come to take the Tongsheng Examination?
When we were discussing the poetry meeting before, we also said that we would participate in the poetry meeting.
Could it be that Brother Lin has real talent and learning?
But she quickly denied that those with real talent and practical knowledge should not take the junior college examination.
The exam has been taken long ago. Could it be that it really belongs to the elementary school stage?
With countless doubts, Huang Wanqiu arranged for someone to replace Lin Wanjie with a sufficient set of tables and chairs.
Lin Wanjie was the center of attention in the examination room.
Whether it was the examinee, the examiner, or the invigilator, they would all glance in his direction intentionally or unintentionally.
Then his eyes widened in shock, not knowing what to think.
The exam started soon, and Lin Wanjie got the test paper.
I found that there were only four simple groups of questions on the test paper.
The first question is the simplest. It is to practice calligraphy and write according to the above to test the children's writing skills.
The second question is a fill-in-the-blank question. The most basic Three Character Classic, the Tao Te Ching, is also the most basic chapter.
Only the third and fourth questions require a little thinking.
In the third question, I wrote a poem to complete the poem.
It says "One piece, two pieces, three or four pieces."
The fourth question is to write seven poems with peach blossom as the title.
The first two questions are very simple. If the test is on some unfamiliar passages, you may not be able to remember them.
But they were all the simplest ones, so I answered them without any hesitation.
The third question begins with the first line of the poem.
"One piece, two pieces, three or four pieces..."
I guess it is a test for children, so I use the simplest opening chapter as the question.
I don’t know if the era in my memory is inextricably linked to the Great Xia Kingdom, and even the questions on the Tongsheng Examination are somewhat related.
Isn't this the opening sentence of "Song of Snow"?
Lin Wanjie didn't know whether he was lucky or not because he could fail every exam.
So I picked up my pen and wrote it down.
Five pieces, six pieces, seven or eight pieces.
When Lin Wanjie was writing his answers, several invigilators stood beside him.
In fact, everyone is very curious about how Lin Wanjie, a child who is almost thirty years old, will behave.
Huang Wanqiu is also one of them.
At first, everyone was slightly surprised when they saw Lin Wanjie's handwriting.
Unexpectedly, someone as rough and rough as Lin Wanjie would be more elegant. He is not a famous calligrapher, but he is definitely neat.
With this handwriting alone, it should not be difficult to pass the Tongsheng test.
There is nothing wrong with filling in the blanks in the second question, everything is correct.
All the examiners nodded secretly.
But this is far from enough, and childhood is not that simple. Memorizing and writing is only the foundation, the basic ability to compose poetry.
The third question is the key.
Whether you can pass the child test depends on whether you can answer the third question well.
The requirements of the Tongsheng test are very simple. The first line of the poem uses "one piece, two pieces, three four pieces", which means to reduce the difficulty. There is no limit to the questions. The main test is rhyme reconciliation.
Tongsheng does not require beautiful words, as long as the rhythm is neat and tidy, that will be enough.
But there is also a small trap in this question.
Children who are not familiar with poetry will subconsciously say "five pieces, six pieces, seven or eight pieces" when they see this sentence.
If you really want to write like this, it shows that you are not using your brain and have fallen into the trap of the question maker.
Just as the person who asked the question had imagined, more than 60% of the people who wrote "five pieces, six pieces, seven or eight pieces" in the third question of the entire child test.
A large batch was wiped out immediately.
Lin Wanjie is one of them!
Seeing what Lin Wanjie wrote, the invigilators exchanged glances, and someone sighed softly.
You said that a six- or seven-year-old child can't read a question, but you, a rough guy in your late 30s, can't do it either?
This only shows that Lin Wanjie is not good at school. Apart from rote memorization, he actually has no literary talent, and he does not even have any knowledge of literature.
The examiners shook their heads, lost interest, and dispersed.
Only Huang Wanqiu was a little reluctant, thinking that such a simple question should not be difficult for Lin Wanjie.
Therefore, Huang Wanqiu stopped and continued to observe.
However, when Huang Wanqiu saw Lin Wanjie's third sentence, she couldn't help it anymore and sighed quietly: "Hey!"
Lin Wanjie turned around when she heard the voice and found Huang Wanqiu looking disappointed, and she didn't know why.
Huang Wanqiu stopped staring at Lin Wanjie and left quietly, muttering about Lin Wanjie's third game: "Nine pieces, ten pieces, tens of millions... After all, he is from a servant background. Even if he is rich, it is difficult to become a decent person. .”
Huang Wanqiu walked around for less than two minutes.
When I looked back at Lin Wanjie's seat, I was surprised to find that it was empty!
"Where are the people?"
Huang Wanqiu ran over quickly, and the invigilator at the same venue was collecting Lin Wanjie's test papers.
"Hey, where are the candidates here?"
"Hand the papers in and leave."
"What? Didn't the exam just start for less than a quarter of an hour? Why did he just hand in the paper and leave?"
The invigilator shrugged: "Who knows? He probably couldn't answer the answer. Look at his last question, which asked him to write seven peach blossom poems, and he only did one. He doesn't seem to be very good at it, so he quits now. Alright?"
"Let me see."
There are not so many secrets in the test papers of the Tongsheng Examination, so it doesn't matter if the invigilator takes a look.
Huang Wanqiu took Lin Wanjie's test paper.
I saw the last place where seven peach blossom poems were written, and sure enough, only one was written.
No wonder he left so quickly.
It turned out that I only wrote one song.
But his peach blossom poem is a bit strange.
Huang Wanqiu read out in a low voice: "Song of Peach Blossom Temple. In Peach Blossom Temple in Taohuawu, under Peach Blossom Temple, there are peach blossom fairies; Peach Blossom Fairies plant peach trees and pick peach blossoms to sell for wine money."
It doesn't seem to be over yet.
At this time, Lin Wanjie arrived outside the examination room.
The husband was shocked and asked Lin Wanjie why he came out so soon?
Lin Wanjie said that there were too few poems in the exam paper.
Then I realized something was wrong.
Damn it!
It was about seven peach blossom poems, and Lin Wanjie saw it as a poem about seven peach blossoms.
