"Good! As expected of the Three Heroes of Yangzhou!"
"I have long heard that Mr. Xu has great talent, and today I saw that he is indeed well-deserved."
"The cold wind binds my thin shoes with my umbrella, and I look forward to the plum blossoms with hatred and feel cold... It's wonderful!"
Lots of compliments on the spot.
Xu Renjie had long been accustomed to such scenes. He calmly turned to the people around him and said, "Xu has shown his ugliness. Whoever has poetic talent here can show it. So he took this 'winter cold' as the title and all the things related to it Any poem can be used.”
"Master Xu, Zhuyu is here, how dare we show our embarrassment?"
"That's right, we still have self-awareness."
Most of the diners in Zuixianlou are rich people, and most of the rich people are untalented people. Xu Renjie was present and there were no redundant literati. Who dared to show his shame in front of others?
This is what Xu Renjie wants!
There are no tigers in the mountains, but monkeys are kings.
Xu Renjie's tail was about to reach the sky, and he said to the shopkeeper: "Xu, can you exchange a poem for a table of drinks from the lady on the second floor?"
"Of course that's good."
The shopkeeper nodded repeatedly, saying that to promote a scholar is to promote oneself. His livelihood for so many years has depended on this sentence.
As long as the young master comes in, he will be held in his arms, that's right.
However, Yu Jiaoer's voice came from upstairs: "No need, we can pay for the food and drinks we eat ourselves, we don't need anyone else's."
Xu Renjie took advantage of the situation and went upstairs. When he reached the table, he cupped his hands and said, "Madam, Xiaosheng just borrowed poems to make friends with Madam."
Lin Wanjie turned around and glared at Xu Renjie, making him shrink back in fright.
But this man was thick-skinned enough. He calmed down and asked with a sneer: "Humph, in public, do you still want to hit someone?"
Lin Wanjie stood up, and his huge body stood over Xu Renjie's face, like a child meeting a big black bear. No matter how thick-skinned, no one could stop this pressure.
Xu Renjie pushed him to the stairs and said tremblingly: "My wife is so secretive, how can she commit herself to such a idiot? What a pity!"
In front of Lin Wanjie, Xu Renjie still backed down, whether she wanted this lady or not.
After returning to her seat, Yu Jiao'er scolded: "You idiot, don't scare people at all times. Especially these literati and scholars, it's not easy to use your fists on them. If you hit them, they will stick to the brown candy. I won’t be able to get rid of you anymore.”
Lin Wanjie nodded, and then muttered: "I can't bear to see these literati with half a bucket of water ringing the bell. What they wrote is bullshit, and they have the nerve to show it off."
"Giggle..." Yu Jiao'er said with a sweet smile, "Looking at your appearance, could you be a better writer than him?"
"certainly!"
"Then write a song and listen to it."
In front of Yu Jiao'er, Lin Wanjie had nothing to hide, so she whispered: "It's cold winter, the wind is cold and the snow is crazy, half-sleeved sandals are in the heated room, no one cares about the fallen plum blossoms, I'm lying on my side on the bed busy with my fingers."
"Lie on your side on the bed and do your fingers..." Yu Jiao'er murmured and repeated, suddenly understanding something, her face turned red with embarrassment, and she wanted to kick this fool again, "What is this that you wrote? It's simply, simply unbearable. Come on, your brain is getting worse and worse lately, it's all filthy trash."
Lin Wanjie explained with a smile: "Madam doesn't know something. One month ago, this was the most true portrayal of Lin Da. In the snowy weather, he could only hide in the house and think about madam, and then busy with his fingers."
"You still said that! I'm so embarrassed!"
"I heard that Madam is also a talented woman. Why don't you let Lin Da also appreciate her?"
Yu Jiaoer nodded happily, dragging her fragrant cheeks, her clear eyes fell on Lin Wanjie, and she didn't know what she thought of, and her cheeks had a gentle blush.
Just listen to Yu Jiaoer's loving recitation: "I want to travel with you from the north to the south. Enjoy nine points of snow, and one point will make your hair grow white."
After reading, Yu Jiaoer bit her lower lip and nodded shyly, falling into silence.
Lin Wanjie's heart suddenly... was actually attracted by Yu Jiao'er's poem. With burning eyes, pretending to have infinite friendship, she gently held Yu Jiao'er's little hand and tightened: "Yu Jiao'er, I I will take you to visit famous mountains and rivers, enjoy all the lakes and mountains, and..."
Before he finished speaking, someone suddenly shouted: "Hi!"
The voice directly interrupted Lin Wanjie's words.
I don't know where the young master came from. He suddenly stood up, beat his chest and repeated: "I want to travel with you from the north to the south. Enjoy nine cents of snow, and one cent of white hair together... What a soulful poem this is! How can it be? Written to such an ugly man? It’s simply, simply unbearable! Flowers are stuck on cow dung, flowers are stuck on cow dung!”
"Who are you calling cow dung?" Yu Jiao'er immediately turned her back. She couldn't bear to hear others say that Lin Da was bad, and her eyes immediately turned red.
But in the eyes of everyone in the restaurant, a reckless guy like Lin Wanjie is just like cow dung!
"Madam, why are you so obsessed? How can such an ugly man with no face or talent be worthy of being so talented and beautiful as Madam? We are doing this for your own good, but it is unbearable. We can't stand it any longer! "
"That's right, madam, you should remarry. With your talent and beauty, you should find someone better!"
"I think Mr. Xu Renjie is pretty good! At least a hundred times better than this rough guy, isn't he?"
"That's it! That's it...ma'am, think twice, ma'am, think twice!"
And such things!
Xu Renjie rushed over immediately, holding his head high and looking majestic.
He happened to be standing next to Lin Wanjie, which seemed to be a good place for comparison.
Yu Jiaoer was so angry that she tore off her veil and shouted to everyone: "Do you want to take care of him? I like him!"
After saying that, he threw himself into Lin Wanjie's arms in front of everyone and hugged him tightly.
Although it was only shown for a moment, Yu Jiaoer's stunning appearance still made several people in front of them take a breath.
Isn’t this so pretty?
Originally, just looking at Yu Jiaoer's figure, the guests at Zuixian Tower concluded that her appearance was extraordinary.
But I never thought that this lady was so extraordinary!
The appearance of a fairy is comparable to that of all the courtesans on the other side of Flower Street.
Who can bear this?
The more beautiful Yu Jiaoer is, the more people around her feel dissatisfied.
And she was a talented woman, so why was she taken over by a rough guy?
Looking at this situation, it seems to be reverse posting.
Oh my god!
I can't bear it, I really can't bear it!
"How can you be such a loser and deserve such a stunning beauty?"
"Lin Da, let's leave quickly and don't get into trouble with them."
Seeing that the situation was not good, Yu Jiaoer whispered to persuade.
Lin Wanjie didn't want to compete for the speed of talking, let alone show off in front of others, but now it was Yu Jiaoer's face that was being lost.
Xiao Nizi's eyes were red with embarrassment. If she didn't stand up and block their mouths at this moment, she would be a real idiot.
Lin Wanjie held Yu Jiao'er in her arms and looked at Xu Renjie with a sneer.
Xu Renjie was still a little scared and kept retreating: "What are you going to do?"
"Since everyone says I'm a idiot, I'll write a random poem today and ask you to comment. Let's see which one is better or worse compared with the works of this Renjie brother!"
"What? You want to compose a poem?"
"Hahaha... don't laugh so hard! Are you the only one who can write poetry?"
"It's almost like going to blacksmith!"
"Stop being so embarrassing and so brazen that you are comparing yourself to Mr. Xu?"
"That's the funniest joke I've ever heard."
Xu Renjie was even more disdainful and said: "If you can compose poetry, I will twist off your head and let you play it as a ball."
Lin Wanjie cleared his throat: "Thousands of birds have disappeared, and thousands of people have disappeared. A man with a coir raincoat hat is alone in a boat, fishing alone in the snow in the cold river."
