Chapter 1 The Silly Housekeeper Mrs. Ding Qiao

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The tenth year of Daxia, the third day of the twelfth lunar month.

It has been half a year since the popular courtesan Yu Jiaoer married into the Xiao Mansion. She originally thought that marrying into a rich family was the best destination for a brothel girl. I don’t want to be as deep as the sea once I enter a rich family, and I will no longer have freedom.

In the inner courtyard of the deep house, it looks like there are flowers blooming and fish jumping and birds flying, but in fact, it is endlessly lonely and unbearable.

The master of the Xiao family is already seventy years old. He is struggling to stay alive and has long lost his moral integrity.

Yu Jiao'er is a romantic woman. Recalling the past days when she and those literati young men talked and flirted with each other over wine, the third lady of the Xiao family became less and more angry.

Sometimes loneliness is harder than death!

Yu Jiaoer wants a man.



It's snowing heavily and the cold wind is blowing in Hangzhou. The plum blossoms in Xiao Mansion are blooming and their petals are scattered all over the ground.

The Loli maid huddled under the eaves, exhaling cold air, looking at the empty courtyard, with thin willow eyebrows and eyes full of resentment.

A brazier was lit in the room, and the doors and windows were closed. It was sultry and restless.

Yu Jiaoer was wearing a goose-yellow light skirt, lying on her side on the bed. She lifted the hem of her skirt intentionally or unintentionally to fan herself. Half of her long snow-white legs were outside, and half of them were on the bed. They were so delicate that they were smoother than the gauze skirt.

"This room is so stuffy..."

Quietly, Yu Jiaoer gasped and said something, then pulled off her shawl, revealing half of her red bellyband embroidered with mandarin ducks. A little bit of sweat wetted the shoulders, and dripped down between the peaks along the collarbone, which was even more delicate than the long legs.

"Gulu!" Lin Wanjie swallowed, feeling that her throat was dry and her thigh muscles were spasming, "Madam, would you like to... open the window?"

"Okay, then let the servants of the Xiao family take a closer look. Who is living alone in the same room with this lady?"

Lin Wanjie didn't dare to speak.

These three ladies are goblins, seductive foxes who can kill people just by looking at them!

He has only traveled through time for the third day, and God is about to test his determination.

The original owner was originally a member of the Xiao family. He was tall and strong, with a body full of sinew meat, like a bison.

However, due to brain disease, he became stupid and demented, so everyone in the Xiao family called him Lin Dahan.

Lin Da is an honest man and has no knowledge of human affairs. However, he is deeply trusted by Master Xiao. He is the only servant who can enter and exit the inner courtyard at will.

Yu Jiaoer took a fancy to Lin Da's stupidity and tricked him into coming to the room so that he could flirt with her and relieve her loneliness.

But she didn't know that Lin Dahan was no longer a fool, but a doctor of medicine who had absorbed modern civilization.

Lin Wanjie's family has been practicing medicine for generations. He completed his studies at the age of thirty, but before he could put his knowledge to use, he suddenly had a dream and became a stupid servant.

Regardless of his low status, the key is that he looks square and honest by nature, without the slightest hint of being suave.

These three ladies are really not picky about food. For such an upright and strong man, can even a dignified oiran admire him?

He didn't want to have a boudoir affair with the third lady. If he was discovered, his little servant would be beaten to death?

But this Yu Jiao'er is so alluring, her red lips are charming and enchanting, her eyes are enchanting, and her sickly and delicate posture is completely natural, just like the water in the Moon Lake outside, it is cold and biting, but you can't help but want to take a sip. Go to your heart.

Lin Wanjie said nothing, trying his best to maintain the image of a silly servant.

But after looking at Yu Jiaoer on the bed for a long time, her body gradually betrayed her heart, and her whole body seemed to be burning with fire.

Yu Jiao'er smiled and stared at Lin Wanjie's crotch, with a cunning look in her charming eyes, like a cat that had discovered a fishy smell. She bit her lower lip with her little tiger teeth and licked her tongue greedily: "They say you are stupid, Mr. Lin." Demented and ignorant of human relations, when I saw him today, he seemed very lively and lively."

"Madam, if... nothing happens, I... I'll leave first."

"Who said it's okay?" Yu Jiao'er had a sullen face, a little displeased, and then she showed a charming smile as if she had changed her face. She tugged on her bellyband, revealing more of the peaks that were ready to be revealed, "Here, Madam My heart is beating so fast and I feel so stuffy. Come over and give me a massage, Madam."

Lin Wanjie's eyes almost popped out of his head, the vixen was going to eat people!

This, this, this... what should I do?

If you act too cowardly, your flaws will be revealed, and your identity will only be questioned, which will only cause more trouble.

While he was still hesitating, he heard Yu Jiao'er threaten again: "If you don't obey Madam's instructions, you will be punished."

Just die!

Are you afraid of losing your virginity?

Lin Wanjie walked to the bed with a sullen face, calmed down his heart, and tried his best to control his pants.

After finally calming down, he looked at Yu Jiao'er, and suddenly found that the other party had made no sound. He was smiling but not smiling. What was he planning?

In a blink of an eye, the woman on the bed suddenly turned into an octopus. Her limp hands and feet seemed to be covered with suction cups, and they wrapped themselves around Lin Wanjie's body, clinging to her as if they were merging into one.

A strong smell of powder mixed with the sultry feminine fragrance went straight to Lin Wanjie's forehead. Lin Wanjie's body went limp and he fell directly onto the bed.

"Madam... Madam..." Lin Wanjie was going crazy. What was she doing? Have you never seen a man before?

This soft taste is so torturous that I feel like my crotch is going to explode.

"Shh! Don't talk. Just let the lady hold you and smell the man."

Yu Jiaoer's body was entangled tighter and tighter, and Lin Wanjie was almost suffocating. A pair of small hands touched and scratched inside his clothes, and her nails pinched into his flesh, causing bursts of stinging pain.

Lin Wanjie was a little annoyed and immediately pushed hard.

Lin Wanjie's body was like that of a bison, and she couldn't use up all her strength. How could the delicate Yu Jiaoer endure this?

Just hearing a muffled "bang", Yu Jiaoer hit the bed board hard.

Lin Wanjie regretted it the next second, hurting his wife, it was not a good thing!

Sure enough, Yu Jiaoer's face showed pain, she covered her face and started sobbing.

"Madam, I, I, I... I didn't mean to do it! Are you injured anywhere? Let me show you..."

"My heart was hurt by you idiot, can you heal it?"

Lin Wanjie was stopped by one sentence.

Thinking of her sadness, Yu Jiao'er's sobs turned into tears. She hugged the quilt and muttered intermittently: "I think I, Yu Jiao'er, am also...a famous Qinghuan in the south of the Yangtze River. How many literati and elegant people can't even get a kiss. Now I'm disgusted by you, a smelly and ugly fool, but I can't do it without you. It's so tiring to live in this boudoir house... Wuwuwu..."

The crying became louder and louder, and Lihua's pretty face lost its charm and became a little pitiful.

Lin Wanjie subconsciously touched Yu Jiaoer's long and messy hair to comfort her.

As if she felt the warmth coming from the man, Yu Jiaoer slowly stopped crying: "You fool, you don't understand anything, why should I tell you this? You go, don't say anything about what happened today, Otherwise, your life and mine will be at stake."

Lin Wan nodded and turned around stupidly to leave.

At this moment, the little maid shouted from outside: "Madam, why are you here?"

The lady is here!

Lin Wanjie and Yu Jiaoer's expressions suddenly changed.

The eldest lady is at the helm of the Xiao family, and she has the final say inside and outside the Xiao family.

The life and death of this servant all depend on the eldest lady’s thoughts.

Lin Wanjie has no system, no ring, and no martial spirit. If the eldest lady catches him in the same room with the third lady in disheveled clothes, he will definitely die!

"How to do how to do……"

Lin Wanjie looked at the closet on the left. It was too small to fit anyone.

I threw myself under the bed again and found that there was no gap under the bed.

Seeing that Madam was about to open the door, Yu Jiaoer lifted the quilt and pointed to the bed: "Quick, come inside."