The daylight dimmed.
Through a thin layer of mist, it falls in the forest.
It looks blurry.
Go ahead and you'll find the cemetery.
Near the cemetery, there are two robbery holes.
An old one, surrounded by weeds. It was only under the guidance of Father Zhou that the existence of this hole was discovered.
The thief's cave has been filled back up with soil watered by rainwater.
There is no way to go down again.
The person in charge looked around at the big guys and decided that he should still work.
I stepped forward and touched the soil. It was wet. I put it under my nose and smelled it. I almost didn't spit it out.
"It smells like blood and rot."
Fortunately, I had already vomited my morning meal when I got off the car.
My stomach was churning with discomfort, and I could barely bear it.
Su's father is a chef and has the highest tolerance for the smell of blood. He squatted next to the person in charge and dug out a piece of wet soil with his hands. He also put it under his nose and smelled it. He added to the person in charge: "There is not only animal blood, but also human blood." the taste of."
"Human blood?"
The expressions of everyone present changed.
The SWAT officer following them: "Are you sure?"
"I'm sure." Su's father was very sure: "I have been on the battlefield before, and I am very familiar with human blood. Later, I worked as a chef for a long time, and I am also familiar with animal blood. In addition to animal blood, there is also some human blood. The smell of blood.”
If it was human blood, it couldn't have been stolen from a city hospital a hundred miles away, right?
Traveling thousands of miles away to steal a stale blood pack?
No one dares to think of the good news.
"Bring me a container."
The special police were responsible for handling the scene. Someone came over and took away a piece of soil in a sealed sterile container and rushed it to the city center laboratory for monitoring.
"Let's go to the grave."
You need to go down from another robbery hole to the Beauty Tomb.
Because it has only been used for less than half a month, it has not rained in this half month, the weather is dry, and the size is just right.
The young Taoist priest stood in front, looked back at his relatives and friends behind him, raised his eyebrows slightly, and used his hands to perform the magic formula. He saw that the soil in the thief's cave automatically moved to both sides, and the distance from two feet wide to two meters wide quickly.
A series of steps made of soil spread underground from the feet down to the direction where the thieves dug the hole.
Father Zhou sighed: "You don't look like a thief."
Su’s father struck up a conversation: “What does that look like?”
Father Zhou chuckled: "It looks like a tourist group visiting a museum."
Isn't that right? A group of people with families, wives and children were not going to deal with the beauty's corpse. They were clearly going to have some fun to satisfy their curiosity.
Ning Ning's chirping voice echoed at the entrance of the cave.
"Uncle Zhou, do you have a Luoyang shovel?"
Father Zhou shook his head: "We now use high-tech automatic drills and shovels."
Who the hell still uses a handmade Luoyang shovel?
Ning Ning asked without any disappointment: "Then did you bring the black donkey's hooves? When you rob a tomb and encounter a rice dumpling, do you want to use the black donkey's hooves to stuff it into the rice dumpling's mouth? Oh, by the way, does the rice dumpling's mouth smell bad? They brush it Don’t brush your teeth?”
Dad Zhou: "..."
It was difficult to find her voice: "Ah, we don't use black donkey hooves now."
After a pause: "After the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is not allowed to become a spirit. Everyone must believe in science and not be superstitious. Thank you."
The daughter on the side cast a "contemptuous" look, not because she despised her father's profession, but because she despised her father for telling lies and deceiving children.
Father Zhou blushed.
Then I thought that I was a firm believer in atheism, and I immediately felt confident and confident.
Ah, the road ahead is wide and flat, how comfortable it is...
"Damn it, there are rice dumplings!!!"
A slender and graceful figure flashed past, as if it had locked onto Zhou's father's location. The black hair that was spread down to his ankles was like a poisonous snake that came alive, and it rushed over with its fangs and claws.
"Tai, Zongzi, eat my black donkey hoof!!!"
In front of Zhou's mother, who was panicking and trying to push her husband away, she held the talisman and prepared to burn the camp. Bah, the fire burned the black-haired Xu Yanming. In front of his own father who was holding a butcher knife, Ning Ning quickly took it out of his backpack with quick hands and eyes. He pulled out a very big black donkey's hoof, raised it and roared forward.
She attached two divine traveling thousand-mile talismans on her calves.
Very soon.
He swooped out.
Then he jumped up to "Zongzi".
In three or two steps, he stepped on Zongzi's knees nimbly, used his strength to kick, jumped up high, and kicked Zongzi's mouth hard.
Taking advantage of the pain of the other party, he opened his mouth and stuffed the black donkey's hoof into the Zongzi's mouth.
In an instant, everyone seemed to hear Sanskrit music singing and the Buddha's light shining everywhere.
The world immediately became quiet.
The hair that wandered in the secret passage shivered and quickly retracted to the host, like a poor little quail that had just turned one month old.
Zongzi's eyes widened and turned white, and he fell straight to the ground.
The black donkey's hooves in her mouth were so powerful that the remaining part of her soul slowly ascended to heaven.
Ning Ning landed steadily, patted the non-existent dust on her hands, and said with a "Hey!" "It's done."
A face-to-face meeting, the perfect solution to "Beauty Corpse".
Father Zhou was simply shocked: "Why are you so smart with your black donkey hooves?"
What donkey?
The Jade Emperor’s Celestial Donkey?
Ning Ning raised her head and replied bluntly: "Oh, the hooves of the thousand-year-old black donkey spirit shed its skin. It is said that after listening to the Buddha's lectures for several years, he finally attained enlightenment and ascended."
There is no use keeping this black ass essence.
Besides, it was the first time he was promoted, he was unskilled in business and had no backing. After going through seven or seventy-nine tribulations, the black donkey spirit learned the hard way and made up his mind to sell his only possessions - a black donkey skin and four donkeys that he retired from when he ascended. hoof.
In the end, he was bought by Ning Ning, a big dog owner, at a high price.
It is said that when the donkey received the points, he went crazy with joy and repeatedly asked for a discount next time he sheds his skin. He must repurchase it, dear~
Father Zhou opened his mouth wide and looked around. Ning Ning walked up to Zongzi on the left, opened his mouth without politeness, leaned forward and smelled: "vomit~"
It stinks so much that I vomited.
Looking to the right, the father of the Ningning family and the eldest brother of the Su family saw that their daughter had been vomited by the smoke. They quickly took out the mint candy from the bag and handed it to them with distressed expressions: "Take a candy to press your stomach. I told you not to be curious. You have to I’m curious, but the smell of teeth that haven’t been cleaned for a thousand years is really good?”
No, big brother, there is something very wrong with you. You said that "Beautiful Corpse" doesn't brush her teeth and has a bad mouth. No, shouldn't you say that it is dangerous for your daughter to get close to her and be fumigated by corpse gas?
Looking at Xu Yanming again, this Taoist priest with an immortal style has already opened his legs, thrown away his hands, and strode forward.
Walked towards the main tomb chamber.
Zhou Qianqian ran over, stood on tiptoes and closed her father's mouth manually: "Ababa, Ababa, Bakamaka, daddy, wake up."
Father Zhou's tone was light and airy: "Thousand-year-old black donkey hooves... Those who listened to the scriptures in front of the Buddha and attained enlightenment and ascended to heaven... must be called Donkey Xian'er..."
Isn't it too overkill to use the Donkey Fairy's hooves to suppress the "Beauty Corpse"?
