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Ye Weisheng is a business person, so naturally he will not suffer from stage fright. He smiled and said, "Okay, I'll tell you."
Ye Lanxin and Cheng Qing were immediately interested. They rarely heard Ye Weisheng tell jokes! Su Qing and others also looked at Ye Weisheng.
Only Takeda Lingguang looked cold and didn't show anything he wanted to hear. ===『Fight to Break the Sky Comics.chuixue.me/cx16/』===.
But everyone was too lazy to pay attention to him.
Ye Weisheng began to tell a joke. He said: "There was a beautiful reporter who went to the countryside to interview a farmer uncle. The beautiful reporter asked: 'Uncle, if you have ten acres of land, are you willing to give half of your harvest to the party?' Farmer Uncle Hao She answered without hesitation that I am willing. The beautiful reporter then asked: If there are two villas, would you be willing to donate one of them? 'I do!' The beautiful reporter continued to ask about the one million yuan grand prize? The farmer uncle said in a cadence. She said: 'Yes!' Beautiful reporter: Are there two cows?
The farmer uncle smiled honestly, shook his head and said embarrassedly: Yes! The beautiful reporter was surprised and asked: Uncle, why are you willing to have the land, villa and bonus, but Niu is not? The farmer uncle said very coquettishly: Because I really have two cows! "
This joke is a bit old, but Ye Weisheng tells it so vividly that it still makes people laugh.
Chen Yang felt funny in his heart, knowing that Ye Weisheng couldn't let go today. People in the business world tell dirty jokes in the same way. Chen Yang believes that if Ye Weisheng is with a group of peers, he will definitely be able to make witty remarks. But today, with his daughter present and so many juniors present, his skill is greatly reduced!
Everyone was very knowledgeable and gave Ye Weisheng face, so they all laughed.
Only Takeda Lingguang.
Takeda Lingguang sneered.
Ye Weisheng always paid attention to Takeda Lingguang, and he had already noticed that Takeda Lingguang was a bit unpleasant. So he smiled lightly and said, "Mr. Takeda doesn't seem to think my joke is funny?"
"It's a very old and vulgar joke. The old farmer in your joke is full of dirty and stingy small farmer ideas." Takeda Lingguang said unceremoniously: "So I am really surprised. What is wrong with this joke?" It’s so funny, not only you shouldn’t laugh, but you should be ashamed.”
Ye Weisheng couldn't help but feel annoyed. He sneered and said, "If you feel ashamed of this, what about your AV culture?" He was really angry, so he was a little aggressive when he spoke.
"That's a sacrifice to save the economy, which you can't understand." Takeda Lingguang said lightly.
Although Takeda Reiko's words are very annoying, he can find the right words to fight back every time, and he is very good at confusing right and wrong and changing concepts. His words were sharp, so Ye Weisheng was a little hard to resist.
Lin Qingxue, Tang Qingqing, Su Qing, Ye Lanxin and others all felt unhappy.
At this time, Chen Yang said calmly: "The old farmer has been a farmer all his life. He is a small farmer and has a normal mind. I don't think there is anything to be ashamed of or blame. Everyone performs his duties and bears his responsibilities, and there are various divisions of labor in society. It’s different. If everyone wants to be president, wouldn’t it mean that the world would be in chaos?”
"There is a saying in China that soldiers who don't want to be generals are not good soldiers. If everyone in a country is selfish and only cares about themselves, then there is no hope for this country." As soon as Takeda Lingguang saw Chen Yang talking, this guy started talking to It felt like I had been given a shot of chicken blood, and my fighting spirit was immediately high.
Chen Yang was very surprised, how could I offend this grandson?
Takeda Reiko continued: "It's not scary to have the idea of a small farmer. What's scary is that you all think it's normal. It's a funny joke. They say the sleeping lion in the East has woken up, but has the sleeping lion in the East really woke up?"
Takeda Reiko spoke very quickly, and then he continued: "Whether a country can rise does not depend on its GDP or its high-rise buildings. What matters is how many schools there are in the country and the educational facilities of the school. How much? Are the lights in the study room bright? Is the food eaten by the people healthy? Do officials regard themselves as officials, or do they regard their official positions as a tool to glorify their ancestors and a means to make profits." He paused and said: "I If nothing else, let’s take China’s football as an example. I have been to many youth palaces, and I found that those children are very good at hitting the ball, and their foundation is very good. But why can’t China’s football break out of Asia? , can’t they make it to the World Cup? In the final analysis, they still lack a basic sense of responsibility, and they don’t even have a little respect for consumers. I can say that in this regard, South Korea can represent you, and so can our island country. On your behalf.”
Takeda Reiko's words immediately made people speechless.
Anyone who insults China, as long as he talks about Chinese football, is really speechless to refute!
Lin Qingxue and others felt extremely aggrieved.
Ye Weisheng said: "We must admit that China's football still needs a lot of improvement, and we will improve it." He paused and said: "It's actually boring to say this. Let's have a drink."
He was an old fox, so he quickly wanted to change the subject.
Takeda Reiko has had enough of being in the limelight and doesn't want to continue. He smiled lightly and took a sip of wine.
At this moment, Chen Yang said: "I told you, Mr. Takeda, before that China is a country of etiquette, based on etiquette and founded on trust. When you come to our country, you are our guest. We respect our guests, so we never speak ill of you or your country. But Mr. Takeda, you don’t seem to know how to be a guest. We are indeed still a developing country, and there are indeed still such and such things in our country. Question. And we also have many Kazakhs, Koreans, and Kazakhs, which is very troublesome. We never deny this, nor do we shy away from it. But you always use our pain points to criticize us. Is this really fair? And your country, is the island country really that perfect? If nothing else, which country is the country your island country is closest to right now? Needless to say, it’s country M, right? Why are we so close? Is it because they gave you the atomic bomb? ? Country M is the country that has beaten your island country the hardest and most ruthlessly. But you have always been servile to it. Is this your backbone? At the very least, no matter how many foreign enemies invade us, we will never Lower your head, we have integrity. Your nation doesn’t even have the basic integrity, yet you have the nerve to boast in front of us.”
Takeda Lingguang suddenly blushed.
"Wonderful, haha!" Ye Weisheng laughed.
An indescribable light flashed in the eyes of Su Qing, Lin Qingxue, and Tang Qingqing.
Chen Yang then stood up and said to Takeda Lingguang: "You said before that you wanted to compete with me in kung fu. I said that my kung fu was mediocre. That was humility. But you didn't recognize this humility and thought it was a kind of cowardice. In the world, There are so many talented people out there, I dare not say how strong my kung fu is. But to deal with a frog in the well like you, I only need one move!"
"One move?" Takeda Lingguang was suddenly excited. He stood up, anger flashed in his eyes, and said: "You are too arrogant."
Chen Yang said: "I have to correct you. Talking big words without shame is arrogance. And what I said is at best a kind of truth that is not pleasant to listen to."
"Okay, then I would like to learn your clever tricks!" Takeda Lingguang said: "Let's go out and find a place now to make some good plans."
"Get out?" Chen Yang sneered and said: "I have given you many opportunities, but you have been humiliating yourself, so now, I don't want to save face for you. You are not qualified to let me out yet, I am now Just sit here and you attack me. If I stand up or use a second attack, you win!"
This is a very big statement.
Everyone became excited immediately.
Ye Weisheng was a little worried about Chen Yang, fearing that Chen Yang would speak too slowly. Even Tang Qingqing was a little worried. She couldn't help but said: "Chen Yang, his kung fu is not simple. Don't put too much pressure on him."
After hearing Tang Qingqing's reminder, Takeda Lingguang immediately became confident and felt that this guy was not that scary. In fact, Takeda Lingguang couldn't see the depth of Chen Yang at all.
At this time, Takeda Lingguang shouted loudly, suddenly rushed to kill with a lunge, and then unleashed the killing intent of the sword with a sword in the wind!
Hey!
At this moment, Takeda Lingguang's spirit was sublimated!
Everyone seemed to see a determined warrior wielding the most brilliant sword in his life.
Chen Yang's arrogance brought out all the potential of Takeda Lingguang!
At this moment, Chen Yang flipped his palm and shot it out from the air!
This is just an ordinary palm, but the power of the palm contains the mystery of the Heavenly Thunder Fist Seal.
Chen Yang was already merciful, otherwise this palm would definitely kill Takeda Lingguang.
With a bang, Takeda Lingguang was knocked out and finally fell to the ground, spitting out a mouthful of blood.
No one saw anything clearly, but they saw Takeda Lingguang flying out.
Takeda Lingguang fell to the ground, an incredible look flashed in his eyes. "How is it possible? How is it possible? I am still one meter away from you, and you haven't touched me at all."
Takeda Lingguang cannot understand and cannot believe it!
At this time, Chen Yang said coldly: "I have said before that this world is very big, and there are many things that we humans cannot understand and understand. I even said that there are people outside the world, and there is always a day. Unfortunately, you I couldn’t listen to it at all.”
Takeda Lingguang roared: "Why? Why can you perform boxing in the air? There is no such boxing in this world!"
Chen Yang said: "You can't decide the rules of this world. Force is limited, but soul is unlimited. My realm is beyond the understanding of people like you."
Takeda Lingguang murmured: "The force is limited, but the soul is unlimited? What exactly does it mean that the force is limited, but the soul is unlimited?"
But Chen Yang didn't want to pay attention to Takeda Lingguang anymore. He said to Ye Weisheng: "Uncle Ye, that's it for today. I'm a little tired. Let's meet up another day."
Ye Weisheng nodded and said, "Okay!"
The show ended today. Ye Lanxin and Cheng Qing still felt that they had not had enough fun. Fortunately, Ye Weisheng promised that they could come to Chen Yang in the future, which made them feel satisfied... Mobile phone users please browse and read for a better reading experience.
