Xiangyi's magic spell was used on the master himself this time, but it was equally effective.
Woof...
Lan Yue made a sound similar to that of a dog, and three jets of black gas came out of his head. He rolled his eyes and collapsed on the ground, twitching continuously.
I took out a pill from the treasure bag, pinched Lan Yue's cheek, forced the pill in, and yelled out of habit.
"Army, quick, get water!"
"Why,"
Du Jun ran faster than a rabbit, swish, swish, took out a bowl of water and handed it to me, and then said in a sneaky way: "Xiao Dao, be careful, I can't save you this time, you are taking advantage of me." Is it too big?"
I didn't have time to talk to Du Jun, so I carefully observed Lan Yue. When I saw that she was no longer in serious trouble, I raised my head.
Du Jun had already hid aside to watch the show. At this moment, the Cao family was hiding in the house and hadn't come out yet. My movements just now were very fast. They must not have seen me pulling Lan Yue's clothes.
However, the person I feared the most, Lan Jianguo, was standing at the door.
Lao Lan didn't even enter the house. When Du Jun pulled him, he kept struggling to look back, just in time to see clearly from beginning to end.
At this moment, he was staring at me and Lan Yue motionless, with no wave of expression on his face, very calm.
"Xiao Dao, come down quickly, come down, stop riding!" Du Jun looked at me and was dumbfounded, and hurriedly reminded me.
"Hey, hey... no, I'm afraid of her. If she..."
I answered hesitantly, my mind went blank, how did I get up from Lan Yue?
Don't know at all.
No one thought that my exorcism at Lao Cao's house would turn out to be the most humiliating scene in my life.
What about digging into the cracks of the earth, what about regrets, what about being ashamed...
It's simply not enough to describe my mood.
Bastard, bastard, bitch, shall I tear you into pieces?
I swear I have never hated anyone so much in my life. Now I hate that dog monster, hate that dark horse, and hate myself.
It's not because I pulled off the girl's underwear tonight, but because I feel so incompetent!
You said you are an exorcist?
Specialized in exorcising evil spirits.
However, he was tricked twice by this dog monster.
The first time was excusable, unexpected and unfamiliar!
Not the second time, this is someone playing tricks on me!
Why are you so unsatisfied? Are you being played like this by it?
I thought back to the high spirits I felt when I thought I had won, and I wanted to slap myself both in the face.
What is strategizing and what is being confident?
What a shame.
On the contrary, these words should be used for dog demons.
It is the true wise man with brains, the genius among dogs, and the strategist among demons. It can be called the Zhuge dog demon.
Only now do I understand what happened. Everything was planned by the dog demon.
I was wrong from the start.
I think the dog demon has suffered a fatal blow in the cemetery. If it wants to survive, there is only one way in front of it.
You have to go to this courtyard to rob people or snatch dog skins, otherwise you can only wait for death outside.
This is correct.
But this dog demon also took advantage of this. I guess this guy is also thinking: With your intelligence, do you still want to fight with the dog demon?
OK, no problem.
Master Gou, I will definitely go. I know you have prepared traps in the yard waiting for me!
But, Master Gou didn’t come here just to rob people or dog skins?
I'm here to die.
And before dying, you should pull a backrest.
…
Putting aside the difference in their identities, I still admire this dog a little bit!
This IQ is so awesome!
First eat the ghost steamed buns, then follow the path I marked to walk up to the soul summoning platform, then eat all the drugged hens, and finally climb up the wooden stick to grab the dog skin...
Everything is completely according to my vision and plan.
Until Du Jun and I rushed out, shooting, throwing knives, beheading...
The plan was completely realized, we won a great victory, and everyone cheered.
In fact, no one knows that this is exactly the plan of the dog demon.
It used a body to completely make us relax our vigilance. Everyone came out to watch the fun. My most powerful self-defense weapon has also left my side.
This is the plan of the dog demon.
When Lan Yue went to get the black dog skin, she was already possessed by the dog demon.
Then he stopped me from taking back the magic weapon, and controlled Blue Moon to pounce on me and cling to me...
This is also killing two birds with one stone.
First of all, others didn't dare to hit us two, because only our own people were hurt.
Second, except for me, no one else has the ability to exorcise evil spirits, and there is no way we can be separated.
The third is also the most insidious and perfect place for the dog demon’s calculations.
I don't have any magical weapons around me anymore. To solve this problem, the only way is to be ruthless and hit Lan Yue hard.
There are two results.
Or, Lan Yue would be seriously injured, and at the end of the day, his arm or leg would be broken.
Or, I might be strangled to death by Lan Yue before I could make a move.
In addition, if this matter is delayed for a long time, Lan Yue's mind and body will be irreparably damaged.
You are awesome, really awesome!
You bitch, I'm done with it!
From now on, you will be my mentor in strategy and my benchmark in thinking...
If you fail, you’ll get me into huge trouble!
I stood aside at a loss. The key was that I didn't know how to end it. Looking at the expression on Professor Lan's face, I knew that the old man was about to explode.
Don't be afraid of this person getting angry and blustering.
It's just that he looks so expressionless and seems very calm.
What does this mean?
It means that the other party's anger has reached an extreme level. This kind of anger goes beyond the ordinary level, and the immediate explosion is very terrifying.
"Hey, Uncle Lan, Uncle Lan." Du Jun bravely went up to say hello.
There's nothing we can do about it. My brother has done such a shameful thing. If he doesn't come forward, who will?
Du Jun smiled and said: "Actually, Xiaodao was also trying to save people. Look at how scary my sister's condition was at that time.
"this……"
Du Jun is so eloquent that he can't go on talking!
No matter how scary it is, you can't tear off the little girl's underwear?
Those are underwear, not underwear?
Old Lantou ignored Du Jun at all, slapped him and pushed him aside, and ran over to take a look at his precious daughter.
Only then did I come to my senses and quickly called out: "Army, hurry up, call people, call people, carry Lan Yue into the house quickly."
"Stop, Zhou Xiaodao, this matter is none of your business, just get out of here!"
Professor Lan's face was ferocious, and he stretched his neck like a fighting cock and roared.
I quickly let go of my hand and took two steps back.
Du Jun hurriedly gathered a few people and carried Lan Yue into the house and put him on the kang.
I didn't dare go in the yard.
Du Jun watched Lan Yue's breathing steady and her face rosy in the room. Apart from being lethargic, everything was normal, and he was completely relieved.
He came to the door and pointed at my hand: "Clothes, hey, clothes!"
"Ouch!"
My face turned red.
This hand is still holding Lan Yue's underwear. Can't you throw this thing away?
But isn't it more exciting to hold this?
I conveniently put the clothes into the pocket of my coat.
Now I don’t dare to think about how to explain to Lan Yue, just love whoever you want, you can only kill people with a nod!
Besides, I don’t think Lan Yue can be as stubborn as her father.
I am doing this to save her. In fact, she should thank me!