Hahahaha, come here, what are you looking at? It's all dead. See how scared you are? "
Du Jun pinched his waist and stepped on the snake and laughed.
Yes, this fucking basilisk has been beaten to death. Hey, let’s go, it’s time to show his face.
While others stood still, Zhao boldly ran over, picked up the stick that Du Jun had thrown away, encouraged himself, picked up the stick and waved it twice, and then beat him.
"I'll make you so fucking awesome and ruthless that you can just pop out of the coffin, but I can't beat you to death?"
Du Jun and Zhao Shitou were jumping up and down, openly flogging corpses here.
Wang Banxian saw that this was too outrageous, so he came over to stop this shameless behavior, then called everyone else over, and said sternly: "Everyone present is guilty of today's incident, and no one is allowed to do anything about it. Tell this matter, otherwise it will really cause disaster, but don't blame me for not warning you...
It must also be said that the half-immortal is very sophisticated in his work and knows that this kind of thing must not be spread to the outside world. His scare is more effective than anything else. The people around him can't help but nod: "Don't worry, even if we are beaten to death, we won't tell anyone."
Lei Qiang regained some composure and walked over with the help of others: "Mr. Xiao Zhou, thank you very much. Is this... this snake demon?"
Well, I coughed: "Even if it is, it's actually not that scary. It's just that it's too big and becomes a bit of a climate underground.
"I have finished all my work, and I will leave the rest to Taoist Wang. Don't worry about the snake's body. It will turn into water after a while. Unfortunately, Mr. Lei's body was destroyed, and only the skin is left."
I felt it was a little weird to talk about this snake, so I ended the topic quickly.
Lei Qiang smiled bitterly: "It doesn't matter. My father has been dead for so many years, otherwise there would be nothing left underground."
He went back to discuss the follow-up matters with Wang Banxian. I wiped the blood on my body, jumped down into the grave, and dug up in front of the coffin where the lightning strike had been. With a few shovels, a small purple leather package was revealed. It was black on the outside and smelled of burnt fur. smell.
Opening the package, there was a small black box and a belt inside.
The box is made of bronze and looks like the style of an ethnic minority. The belt is about three fingers wide, black and fine, and one meter and a half long. The head of the belt is polished from a piece of white animal bone, with a vivid dragon head carved on it.
The belt still feels warm on the hand after a lightning strike. This is the anti-evil object that grandpa buried in the ground. It must be a magic weapon with the same properties as wooden swords and ancient coins.
I don’t have time to take a closer look now, so I’ll put things away first.
After a quarter of an hour, the green snake shriveled up completely, and a pool of clear water flowed out from underneath it. In the end, only an empty snake skin was left. Although I knew it was a treasure, I still felt it was too disgusting.
Wang Banxian looked at the snake skin and sighed: "It's evil, it's evil...Zhou Quan, what do you think of this snake skin?"
I waved my hand and said, "I don't want to use this thing. If you like it, just take it."
Wang Banxian nodded: "In that case, I won't be polite. We both get what we need."
It seems that this old fox also knows something.
Wang Banxian put away the snake skin and looked up at the sun: "Everyone, cheer up. The grave will be moved soon. We have bowed ninety-nine steps. Don't let us tremble.
Everyone in the Lei family stood over and lined up in two rows according to the pre-arranged positions. The two little girls at the front were holding black paper umbrellas and paper money, followed closely by Lei Qiang and his eldest sister Lei Ying. One person is holding the portrait of the deceased, and the other is holding a spiritual flag.
Eight young men jumped down from the grave and carried the coffin up.
Wang Banxian covered the entire coffin lid with white linen cloth. The girl held a black umbrella. With the sound of the suona, the group walked down the mountain to the west.
This direction is Wang Banxian's newly selected cemetery for the Lei family. It is said that it is also a geomantic treasure.
Du Jun and I were just watching the excitement, following behind and looking around. After the battle, we felt light and full of accomplishment.
This is the first time that the two of us have completed an exorcism mission, which is a huge boost to our self-confidence. In our current state, if a strange snake appears again, we can go without paying.
My mood improved, and Lei Qiang was no longer unpleasant to me. I walked forward faster, thinking of helping Wang Banxian. When I got to the front, my eyes suddenly lit up.
At the front of the Lei family's team was a girl about the same age as us, with a refreshing ponytail. The little girl's skin was fair and tender, as fresh as a lotus flower.
The girl behind her who was raising paper money was also pretty, with a moderate figure, big eyes, a small round face, lively and cute.
Du Jun shook his head and said: "Beauty, what a beauty. I didn't expect there to be such a beautiful girl in this poor valley.
"Xiao Dao, I'll go talk to you after I finish my work in a while, and leave you my address and so on."
I coughed twice: "Ahem, Dajun, we are here to do something. Everything else is just a cloud... But it's good to leave an address. More friends means more routes."
Du Jun said with a smile: "Brother Jun takes action, it's foolproof."
I don’t know if the laughter was a little loud, but the round-faced girl felt that we were a little disrespectful to the Lei family, so she turned around and glared hard.
When Du Jun saw the beauty turning back, he straightened his chest in a hurry and smiled at the girl with his bared teeth, only to get a blank stare from her.
…
The rest went very smoothly.
After arriving at the place, Wang Banxian Yunshan performed a set of rituals in the fog, and finally waved his hand and said: "Bury the grave and fill it with soil, and everything will be fine; the ancestors of the Lei family will rest in peace."
"From now on, the family will prosper and the wealth will increase; the descendants will be prosperous."
When the matter ended successfully, Lei Qiang also had a smile on his face, and he raised his hands to everyone around him: "Thank you for your hard work. I have to trouble you all to help with Lei's housework. Thank you very much. I won't say any more polite words.
"There are several tables of wine and food prepared at home. Let's have a few more drinks and then go to my sister's place to collect the money."
"Okay!" The people around agreed angrily.
After working hard for a long time, I'm already hungry. Let's have a good meal first.
Lei Qiang and Lei Ying accompanied Wang Banxian and me to the end. Lei Ying was still a little worried: "Mr. Xiao Zhou, will everything be fine at our house this time? Will we still have nightmares?"
I carefully looked at the faces of Lei Qiang and the others, and then carefully considered my tone: "The basilisk has been eliminated, and you will no longer have nightmares. As for whether your family will have any bad luck in the future, there is no guarantee."
"However, even if something happens to your family, it has nothing to do with this basilisk. It is a matter of your family's own luck."
There is one thing I didn't say. I see that the faces of the Lei family are covered with bad luck, and their energy and spirit are very weak. I estimate that their family will gradually decline in the future.
Of course, it really has nothing to do with the basilisk. This family does not have such great blessings at all. If Lei Dagang hadn't used magic to cause these things, the Lei family would have been defeated long ago.
Lei Qiang and the others breathed a sigh of relief. After coming back, they frequently raised their glasses at the wine table. Everyone was happy with their meal. The only thing that was a pity was that the two beauties simply took two bites and then left without giving anything to Du Jun. Opportunity to strike up a conversation.
However, after Zhao Zhiguo drank a few more drinks, he completely lost his sense of dignity and insisted on toasting me.
He sat next to me with a mouth full of alcohol and started to spit: "Little brother, Mr. Zhou, eldest nephew! When I first saw you, I knew you were a kid. I'm not bragging to you. My eyes are The best judge of people.
"Just talk about the two blows you made today, that living god, you killed that long insect in a few blows. Oh, my eldest nephew! I don't have a son. If I have a son, I will let him learn a few tricks from you. "
Zhao Zhiguo was so drunk that he was shaking: "Brother, let me tell you, even though I don't have a son, our eldest daughter is definitely the most outstanding in the ten miles and eight villages. When you grow up in two years, if not, you can become my uncle's son-in-law." "