"It should be right here."
After the two entered the apartment building, Genos quickly locked a room.
"How do you know Saitama lives in this room?" After seeing Genos's actions, Fang Mo was also a little curious. After all, he could see Saitama's Q-version avatar through the mini map, but it was obviously impossible for Genos Have such ability.
"It's obvious that this apartment has been abandoned for a long time."
After hearing Fang Mo's question, Genos also started to explain: "This room is the only place in this apartment with traces of life."
Having said this, Genos pointed not far away: "Look, there are teacher's footprints over there."
When Fang Mo heard this, he also turned around and looked.
I found that there were indeed several dark footprints on the ground.
When I burned the mosquitoes earlier, I accidentally burned Saitama until his head and buttocks were bald.
The clothes and trousers were all gone, and of course there were no shoes left, so the other party walked home barefoot, probably because there was some mud on the soles of his feet, so he left a lot of footprints along the way.
In fact, this is how the two of them tracked them all the way.
Just when Fang Mo was thinking about this, Genos was already standing at the door politely and shouted loudly: "Teacher!!"
It was obvious that the soundproofing of this cheap apartment was not very good.
Not long after, footsteps came from the house, followed by a creak, and a bald head poked out of the door.
"...Why are you still following me?"
The bald head is obviously Saitama. Now he has taken a shower and changed into a new set of clothes. He is looking at the two people in front of him helplessly: "What, I..."
"Hello, Saitama-sensei, my name is Genos!"
Before Saitama could finish speaking, Genos introduced himself angrily.
Hearing this, Saitama suddenly had a headache and couldn't help but said: "No...can you stop calling me teacher?"
"master!!!"
Genos suddenly shouted again.
However, before Saitama could say anything else this time, Fang Mo, who was next to him, almost shouted in praise: "Good! Very energetic!"
"..."
Genos was unmoved and kept staring at Saitama in front of him seriously. However, Saitama was obviously confused for a moment. He turned to look at Fang Mo twice before looking at Genos: "Master, that's not allowed either. "Hey, I haven't agreed to accept you as my disciple yet...wait, are you the only one who wants to become my disciple?"
Having said this, Saitama looked at Fang Mo again: "Then what's going on with him?"
"I have no idea."
Genos shook his head: "He just said he wanted to play with you."
"...Huh?" Saitama was stunned when he heard this, and then asked Fang Mo: "Um, do we know each other?"
"Hey, you got to know each other today."
Fang Mo said cheerfully: "Let me introduce myself first. My name is Fang Mo. I used to be a fake... ahem, I am a gold medal forensic doctor. I am currently planning to take the qualification certificate as a human head epidermal hair follicle regenerator. "
"……what's that?"
Saitama also looked confused when he heard this.
"It's just to treat people's baldness." Fang Mo shrugged. Of course, he also knew that Saitama was very concerned about his bald head, so he quickly added: "But this time I came here has nothing to do with work, mainly because I want to discuss with you. For a moment, I’ll pay for your clothes.”
"Oh, no need, my clothes and pants are very cheap."
Saitama was easy to talk to. Hearing this, he shook his head and said: "As for the competition, I think... well, let's talk about it first."
Maybe I think it's rude to have people standing at the door chatting all the time.
After thinking about it, Saitama turned sideways and let the two people in.
The two people naturally would not refuse and walked into the apartment naturally. However, this room did look a bit cheap, even worse than the one Hayakawa Qiu rented before.
After all, there are still a few rooms in Hayakawa Akina's apartment, but the room Saitama currently lives in... can be said to be the most ordinary Japanese wage earner's room. It looks very small, and it can't even be said that How clean, after all, the other party is also a single man, it is impossible to take care of everything in order.
quickly.
Saitama made two cups of tea over here.
"Speaking of which, I have no intention of recruiting disciples or sparring." Saitama handed the tea to the two of them and said at the same time: "Anyway, you can go back after drinking."
"It's fine if you don't accept a disciple. Why do you even refuse to learn from each other?"
Fang Mo immediately started talking after hearing this: "If you think it's too destructive, we can go to Mars to fight. Otherwise, I will just go crazy here. Then we will do a serious series and a whole series in one second. It penetrates the atmosphere and shatters the ecosystem in two seconds..."
"Going to Mars or something is too ridiculous."
However, even after hearing what Fang Mo said, Saitama still looked uninterested. He suddenly turned his head and glanced at Genos and said, "Well, by the way, are all your injuries healed?"
"Yes, because I am a cyborg."
Genos immediately explained: "As long as the parts are replaced, this body can be repaired immediately. Similarly, I don't have any human vital points. As long as I am not careless, I will never have any weaknesses."
"That sounds really weird."
Saitama didn't seem to understand this aspect of mechanical modification, so he answered very casually.
"What about your body, teacher? What parts are you using?"
Genos asked like a curious baby: "Especially the armor on your head. There must be very powerful parts hidden under that layer of bionic scalp, right?"
"It's just a real scalp."
Saitama said.
"What?" Genos hesitated for a moment: "Then teacher... aren't you just bald at a young age?"
"I would love to be bald, wouldn't I?"
Sure enough, when he mentioned baldness, Saitama became a little nervous: "So what's going on with you kid? Don't you have any common sense at all!?"
"Teacher, do you want to hear my story?"
Genos suddenly asked.
"I don't want to." Saitama replied angrily.
"Until a few years ago, I was a living human being, living a peaceful life with my family in this depressed society, but until one day..."
However, Saitama refused to listen, but Genos continued to talk about his previous tragic experience. He talked for a long time in a very fast tone, but It's obvious that Saitama doesn't have the patience to hear this.
"Shut up."
Saitama couldn't help but hold his forehead: "Can't you summarize it in twenty words?"
"That's right, what you said doesn't make any sense at all." After Saitama finished speaking, Fang Mo couldn't help but nodded: "If you have such a speaking speed, you might as well start rapping. At least you can still If it’s interesting, how about I give you a fresh start..."
Before Genos could say anything else.
Fang Mo tapped the table with his index finger rhythmically.
"Well, let me tell you one of my stories for everyone sitting here."
At this point, Fang Mo also hummed softly: "Twenty years ago, I was still a young man, with a house and money at home, and endless joy every day~"
"Just wait for me."
Fang Mo had just sung a few words when Saitama couldn't help but stop him: "You're not singing right. This kid only looks twenty years old, right?"
"I'm singing my story, what does it have to do with him?"
Fang Mo asked rhetorically after hearing this.
"..."
Saitama was silent for a moment, and then after a long while he asked, "Don't you just want to come here to cause trouble?"
"Then let's have a fight."
Fang Mo spread his hands and said, "This is called making friends with fists. There is a saying in my previous country that we can't get to know each other without fighting. Maybe we will become friends after fighting?"
"There's no need to fight if you want to be friends."
Saitama couldn't help but said: "If we have similar interests, then we will naturally become friends."
And just when the two were discussing the discussion, Genos suddenly interrupted: "Teacher, I have finished summarizing."
"In short... I hope the teacher can teach me how to become stronger!"
Genos said extremely seriously.
"Oh, is that so?"
After hearing this, Saitama nodded, then touched his chin as if thinking about something. It didn't take long for him to suddenly make a decision: "I can indeed teach you, but you must know that this is very painful. , can you really keep up?"
"certainly!"
Genos immediately became excited when he heard this: "I will stick to it no matter what!"
"Then just listen to me."
Saitama said with a serious face: "If you want to be like me, you must do a hundred push-ups, a hundred sit-ups, a hundred squats, and a ten-kilometer long run every day, regardless of wind or rain." Persevere in execution! How about...is it painful?"
"……What?"
Genos stayed where he was after hearing this.
Yes, he is indeed a little confused, not to mention that the intensity of this kind of training is too weak, and this simple physical exercise seems to be of no use to him?
"Hey, hey, aren't you cheating on the child?"
Hearing this, Fang Mo next to him finally couldn't help but said: "This method doesn't work at all, does it?"
"How could it not work?"
Saitama was convinced of this, and said quite seriously: "This is the secret to my becoming stronger. I have never mentioned it to anyone. Oh, and there is one more thing, no matter how hot it is in the summer. Can’t turn on the air conditioner.”
“If you don’t have money, just say you are poor and don’t make a fuss about the air conditioner, okay?”
When Fang Mo heard this, he immediately became anxious: "You really don't know how hot it is in Guangdong in summer? When I was working, I thought my life was... Wait, who invented the air conditioner? Oh, yes, I am I feel like my life was given to me by Willis Carrier, and without him I wouldn’t be where I am now.”
"Well, I think..."
But at this moment, Genos suddenly spoke: "Actually, it's okay not to turn on the air conditioner."
"You see, he said so."
When Saitama heard this, he immediately spread his hands towards Fang Mo: "So this has nothing to do with being poor, this is just a kind of cultivation..."
"No, brother, can you first see what your apprentice is like?"
Fang Mo raised his forehead and complained: "Your apprentice is a robot, not a human. When it gets hot, you can just install a water cooler for yourself. As a human being, you can break through the limits every day and possibly unlock the genetic lock and break through the limits." But he is a robot, and your training method is not suitable for him at all, okay?"
"ah?"
Saitama touched his head a little strangely: "Why not?"
"The mining card has also undergone intensive training, so has it become stronger?" Fang Mo spread his hands and said, "They are the ones that bark the loudest in the mine, train the most violently, and feel the hottest to the touch... But what’s the result? Aren’t you being collected as garbage by the pound?”
"Well……"
Hearing this, Saitama was suddenly stunned. What on earth was the mining card that the other party mentioned?
"Sounds reasonable."
Genos understood Fang Mo's theory, nodded subconsciously, and then asked curiously: "Then...Mr. Fang Mo, how did you become stronger? Isn't it through exercise?"
"Okay, don't imitate me."
When Fang Mo heard this, he immediately waved his hand and said, "My method of becoming stronger is much more painful than Saitama's, and you can't learn it."
"Harder than mine?"
However, after hearing this, Saitama suddenly became curious: "Are you doing two hundred sit-ups every day?"
"Mr. Fang Mo, can you tell me how to become stronger?"
Genos asked equally curiously.
"This... okay."
Fang Mo shrugged and said with an indifferent expression: "If you want to be as strong as me, excluding luck, you have to eat shit a hundred times a day..."
Genos: "??"
Saitama: "???"
It has to be said that Fang Mo's method of becoming stronger was so powerful that the two of them were shocked after hearing this. They couldn't help themselves for a long time. Even Genos felt that his CPU was almost dry-fired... …is he really human? How can human beings achieve this in order to become stronger?
The two of them calmed down for a long time before returning to normal.
"Then your method of becoming stronger is indeed very difficult..."
In order to break the dull atmosphere, Genos also took the initiative and said: "In comparison, I think your method of becoming stronger is much more difficult than Teacher Saitama, so the principle of your fire breathing before was to release and ignite biogas. What?"
"It's really hard for you if you don't become a weirdo."
Even Saitama couldn't help but complain at this moment: "By the way...will you really become stronger if you do this? Are you really not joking?"
Yes, there is a strange setting in this world.
That is, human beings can also become weirdos. In addition to being transformed by the outside world or psychologically distorted, it may also be due to some inexplicable external factors.
For example, if you eat too many crabs, you will become a crab monster. If you wear a leather suit and fuse it with the leather suit, you will become a leather suit monster. It sounds like these are very inexplicable theories in other worlds, but in One Punch Man, This is really the world view.
So if someone really eats shit like crazy every day, he might really turn into some kind of god of shit, control all the answers in the world, and be a complete dragon-level weirdo.
"Ahem, the shit I'm talking about just tastes like it, it's not real shit."
Seeing this, Fang Mo coughed twice and explained: "After all, it might be more disgusting if I say other things...and I don't do that stuff anymore. I can just read books now. As the saying goes, knowledge is power."
However, the words here are only half spoken. .
Fang Mo suddenly discovered that there were several red dots on the small map approaching here rapidly.
"Um?"
Seeing this scene, Fang Mo was stunned for a moment, but soon remembered the corresponding plot. It seemed that because he killed the mosquito girl, the Evolution House targeted Saitama and wanted to capture him for experiments or something. Then A bunch of reformers were sent to catch him.
"What's wrong?"
Saitama noticed Fang Mo's changes and asked curiously.
"You might not believe it if I tell you, your house is going to explode."
(End of chapter)
