"This black man has a good physique." Fang Mo looked at the people carrying the coffin in the distance and was amazed: "This coffin is made by Mayuling, and I also put a layer of acid-resistant aluminum inside. , they can actually lift it.”
"It's probably that Obama who did it..." The little demon next to him also answered after hearing this, but after thinking about it, he asked again: "Why is it made of aluminum-resistant aluminum? It's all made of Mayuling. Is it not good?"
"Because alumina is pink." Fang Mo spread his hands and said, "After all, Gu Yi has been fighting against the Dimension Demon God her whole life. It's really miserable. Other women just lie at home when they feel uncomfortable every month. Drink some hot water or something, but what should I do if she feels uncomfortable every month?"
"...What should I do?" Xiao Yao blinked at the side and asked.
"Gu Yi bleeds incessantly and is eager to fight. When he beats the dimension demons, he gets the violent blood effect." Fang Mo said without thinking: "There are always a few days every month when the dimension demons don't even dare to show their heads. Hundreds of years have passed in a blink of an eye. Oh, by the way, let me tell you a little trivia: the clever Dimension Demon God has learned to calculate the menstrual period of the Ancient One Master..."
"6." Xiaoyao said directly after hearing this.
"By the way." Fang Mo suddenly interrupted: "Your menstrual period is probably around the middle of every month."
"6...Huh?" The little demon was just halfway through his words when he suddenly reacted: "How the hell do you know..."
"Because you were so irritable back then." Fang Mo spread his hands: "Have you forgotten that you were angry at 3,000 yuan in the DNF private server because you couldn't beat Giselle?"
"No wonder... I'm telling you, why do you trick me into drinking hot water every time in the middle of the month." The little demon narrowed his eyes thoughtfully.
"Look, even you have people who care about you, but Gu Yi doesn't." Fang Mo said cheerfully: "So I thought about getting her an aluminum-resistant coffin. At least it will be pink...she will live in it for the rest of her life. She has never been a woman, so I will let her retain some girlishness until the day she dies."
"Tch, I thought you wanted Gu Yi to be a woman." The little demon rolled his eyes at Fang Mo.
"Well, that doesn't mean..." Fang Mo touched his head, and then changed the subject: "Anyway, since Naiya has helped, I don't have to take action." Yes, Fang Mo originally He wanted to secretly use the Void Ring to manipulate gravity and secretly help Fury.
But now it seems that this is no longer necessary. So after thinking for a moment, Fang Mo took out a stereo directly from the storage space.
These were all prepared by him before, including of course the background music, which were all lossless versions that Ultron found online.
Fang Mo pressed the speaker on the ground with one hand, smiled at Fury who was carrying the coffin not far away, and then put on a jojo posture and shouted: "Take the move, Fury! Coverage Five kilometers of black people carrying coffins performed the execution song!" However, the words had just finished.
Suddenly a twisted black hand stopped in front of him.
"Huh?" Fang Mo was stunned when he saw this, and then turned to look beside him, only to find that it was an unknown foreign god.
"Leave this kind of matter to the professionals." It was obvious that this alien god seemed a bit unspeakable. Countless gray-white cilia, which were segmented like maggots, were drilled out of the scarlet pores all over her body, which were as dense as lotus pods. The rhythmic movement like a wave conveyed a simple message to Fang Mo.
"Oh, that's fine." Fang Mo was still very considerate to these foreign gods. He nodded directly, then turned sideways and handed over the stereo to them.
And these outer gods have probably been arranged by Nyarlathotep. At this moment, after Fang Mo gave up his position, they came over one after another. One of the sonic entities from Mohu stretched out a limb of unknown meaning and touched the speaker.
Then she nodded clearly. In the next second, she and the other outer gods seemed to communicate with each other.
Soon these absurd things became agitated collectively, and the entity transformed by the sound wave also raised the twisted flute in its hand.
"Bawuwuwu!!" The monotonous and disgusting syllables suddenly exploded. But soon, the sound of the flute began to change, gradually turning into a modified version of astronomia, and the atmosphere instantly became cheerful but weird.
"Go! Go, go, go! Go! Go, go, go... Go, go, go, go!" As this familiar melody sounded, Nyarlathotep was the first to move, and he suddenly After clapping his hands, an invisible spiritual ripple spread out from his hands.
There is no doubt about the powerful mother of the three pillar gods. In just an instant, the minds of everyone around him were affected.
Maja Falk Man, Falcon Sam, and War Machine Rhodes were the first to bear the brunt and fell into a state of confusion at the same time.
They suddenly felt that their bodies became extremely light, and their hearts became happy and joyful for some reason, as if they were stepping on clouds from heaven under their feet. With a smile, the whole person started to dance almost subconsciously.
And under the spiritual suggestion of Nyarlathotep. Although they have not practiced at all, their dancing skills are comparable to those of professional teams.
I saw these four dark-skinned men smiling, carrying the coffin politely, and began to swing from side to side in a unique rhythm.
The four of them cooperated surprisingly well. One second they were swaying rhythmically, and the next second they suddenly sat together on the ground. They didn't care even though their black suits and trousers were covered in dust. They were seen carrying the heavy coffin on their shoulders. Then he started dancing with his hands and feet.
Clothes covered with dust. A sharp contrast to the shiny leather shoes. I saw warm smiles on the faces of a few people, as if what they were carrying on their shoulders was not someone else's coffin at all, but a golden mountain that made people feel happy.
After dancing on the ground for a while, they suddenly turned over and stood up together. Then several white gloves grabbed the edge of the coffin at the same time, threw the coffin high into the air as if to celebrate, and then lifted it up again. His hand caught it firmly.
But after the coffin was thrown into the air for the last time, several people did not reach out to catch it. Instead, they pressed their knees against the bottom of the coffin.
Then they took out a few white silk scarves from their breast pockets and started waving them alternately on the coffin lid. It seemed like they were stroking away the dust on the coffin, but it also seemed like they were doing something. Some strange ancient ritual.
Their actions were cheerful and casual, and paired with the same passionate background music, although there was no sense of solemnity, somehow it seemed to be able to heal all grief.
The mages who were originally heavy-hearted now felt inexplicably relieved. It was as if he had finally let go of this tragic incident.
And just when everyone was immersed in this feeling, suddenly there was a wild and blasphemous horrifying roar not far away. Everyone was suddenly awakened, and subconsciously turned their heads to look, only to find that Naiya had invited Those friends...they actually started dancing at this moment.
If we talk about Fury and others carrying the coffin. It's just something that makes people feel a little embarrassed. The dancing postures of these foreign gods are really beyond the eyes of mortals.
The dark green gaseous flames twisting fiercely in mid-air, the clumps of mold lake sound waves flickering everywhere, and the unpredictable humanoid monsters with chaotic frame rates... All these taboo existences are playing frantically at this moment. got up.
As if they were in the Royal Court of Chaos, serving the unfettered Lord of Chaos Azatos, they began to twist their bodies wildly, causing everything to fall into the vortex of ultimate collapse that could not be seen or said.
Although they have tried their best to restrain themselves, and Doctor Strange has also put defensive magic on everyone.
But this appearance of the past...how can it be something that humans can just wait and see? The entire Karma Taj fell into unprecedented chaos at this moment, and the originally clear sky, which was free of any pollution, gradually disappeared.
Instead, there is a distant and vast starry sky. The lifeless stars seemed to have returned to the correct trajectory, and countless taboo and blasphemous sights were projected from the sky. Some of them came from the sea of alien lava, some from the old capital in the deep sea, and some even more... From Aldebaran...and the ancient temple beyond the stars.
A series of joking, appreciative, or hateful glances were constantly cast. The whole ceremony became more and more absurd.
Earlier, with the help of Strange, the magicians of Kama Taj had returned to normal.
But during this weird ritual of four black men carrying a coffin, more and more unspeakable beings began to stare at this place, causing them to fall into a state of insanity again. Some people began to have headaches, vomiting, and even started to feel dizzy. And more people are in the lake of consciousness, as if they have stepped into the boundary between dreams and reality.
Just under Naiya's hint. No one seemed to realize that anything was wrong now. Even the Avengers felt a burst of joy from within.
As superheroes who save the world, they are often burdened with responsibilities and burdens. It has been a long time since they felt so relaxed like this, so they all clapped with smiles on their faces.
And just when the atmosphere on the court reached a peak. Nyarlathotep also carried the coffin and began to lead everyone in the direction of Kama Taj Mahal.
As mentioned before, the cemetery of Kamal Taj is not far away at the foot of a mountain. It is specially used for the burial of these deceased magicians. Since it is Kamal Taj's own cemetery, there are many people here every day. There are also people responsible for cleaning and management.
But when everyone came here carrying the coffin. The manager here has already started to dance on a grave. He is obviously a crotcheted old man, but at this moment he looks like he is extremely high.
And let’s talk about the few sober people present. Apart from these foreign gods and Fang Mo, these two supreme mages may be the only ones left.
"Stop! Stop it quickly!" Strange, of course, remained the same as before. While maintaining the magic, he shouted at Fang Mo: "This is the funeral of the Supreme Mage. What do you want to do by creating a bunch of dimensional demons?" What are you doing!?" Yes, because these foreign gods all came in incarnations.
So Strange probably misjudged them and mistook them for the Dimension Demon God. But Fang Mo didn't care about that. After all, the other Supreme Mage hadn't spoken yet, and of course it was the Supreme Mage Gu Yi who was hiding in the corner.
Unlike Strange. She had been in contact with Fang Mo for a long time. So Gu Yi also knows that Fang Mo is most likely just playing. If you can cooperate with him and make him happy, you may even get some benefits, but if you dare to confront him... the whole Kama Taj can give you praise.
So she simply ignored it. Just pretend that the person being carried in the coffin is not you at all.
Facts have proved that Strange alone was unable to stop Fang Mo and the other gods.
The entire coffin-carrying process lasted for more than half an hour, and everyone gathered around Gu Yi's Mayu coffin from the main courtyard of Kama Taj to the cemetery.
When the coffin was finally successfully put into the pit and everyone started to bury the soil, these outside gods stopped playing and dancing. Of course, judging from their expressions, they seemed to be quite happy. Of course, the people around them The audience also listened very happily under the influence of Naiya.
After all, they are no different from crazy now, and it is normal to be happy. The only one who feels uncomfortable.
Maybe it’s just Strange here. After all, even if these outer gods only come here in their incarnations, the pollution they produce is terrifying.
If not stopped, these unreasonable sounds are likely to expand around the world along the atmosphere. Then the consequences will be serious. The essence of this planet... may be irreversibly polluted, and all living things will be irreversibly polluted. It will all be distorted and distorted.
So Strange not only used magic barriers to protect everyone. He also activated the mirror space, shrouding the entire Karma Taj and its surroundings, trying to prevent these sounds from spreading to the outside world as much as possible.
And wait until everything is over. Strange is really sweating profusely here. His magic power is not unlimited, and the constant overload of use does make him very tired.
"Huh..." Seeing that everything was over, Strange softened and wanted to sit on the ground. However, upon seeing this, the wheelchair not far away suddenly flew over automatically, caught Strange's butt, and made him sit directly on top of her.
"Huh?" Strange was stunned and looked down at the wheelchair. There was a hint of comfort in his eyes, and he couldn't help but reach out and touch the handle of the wheelchair.
And at the same time, on the other side. Nyarlathotep also laughed after carrying the coffin.
"Haha, this is really interesting!" He raised his head and looked at Gu Yi who was not far away, and then he couldn't help laughing and said to Fang Mo: "Sending someone off in front of others, you are obviously a person with a past The organization whose mission is to protect the earth... but now a bunch of guys who can destroy the earth in an instant have come to help their leader die, haha, this is really yours."
"That must be true." Fang Mo also laughed when he heard this: "I am a master in this aspect."
"It's indeed fun." Nyarlathotep nodded with a smile, and then asked: "But now that the coffins have been carried, are you planning to do anything else?"
"Oh, I plan to say goodbye to them for a while." Hearing Naiya's question, Fang Mo also spoke up: "I'm a little tired of playing in the world here. I plan to go back and rest for a while, and then Go and have fun in other worlds.”
"That's it." Nyarlathotep nodded, and then said: "You can come and sit at my place when you have time. Our place is also interesting. There is a university that has been studying how to deal with us all day long..."
"Well, let's live by it if we have the chance..." Fang Mo nodded and was about to say something, but at this moment, a terrifying pressure suddenly came from mid-air.
Fang Mo looked up and saw a huge planet slowly enlarging.
