"Considering that your legs are sound, you cannot match the title of hero of Wheelchair Man." Fang Fangmo happily took out a giant hammer from behind: "So I can help you break your legs, so that you can A veritable wheelchair man."
"Sorry, I have never recognized the title of Wheelchair Man." Strange refused directly: "And to be honest, I think it is a very, very unethical behavior to ridicule other people's physical defects and take pleasure in it. .”
"It's stupid to only use morality to restrain a person, because not everyone is moral." Fang Mo was not angry, but spread his hands cheerfully and said, "Actually, I was I understand a truth. If you really want to stop someone, just condemning him is useless, you have to hit him." Yes, what he said is true.
After all, this is something Fang Mo has experienced personally. Jiang's hometown was exempted from betrothal gifts, so he didn't have any feelings for her when he was a child. But when he grew up, he dated a girlfriend, but the progress was not ideal, so they broke up.
But later, when he went to work out of town, he got into a fight with his colleagues. That colleague was usually very annoying, sarcastic, sloppy and lustful, and always liked to take advantage of small things. One day he almost spit on Fang Mo's shoes. He tried to reason with him patiently, but in the end he didn't care at all. The other party asked me, "Have you saved up enough of the bride price?" Then let the comparison go. Finally, he also said a classic Chinese curse.
At that time, Fang Mo's mother had just recovered from a serious illness. After hearing this, he couldn't help it on the spot. He grabbed her and beat her all the way from the office to the toilet, almost beating the shit out of her.
Many colleagues also wanted to persuade Fang Mo not to fight, saying that if he was beaten, he would have to pay money or something, but at that time Fang Mo was so angry that he just yelled, "If you can't do it, you can just take the gift as compensation. Even if you beat him to death, you can afford it." Unexpectedly, after this incident, this colleague unexpectedly became honest.
Of course, I still lost money later, but the other party didn't dare to open his mouth. Later, Fang Mo heard other colleagues mention this incident, saying that the guy seemed to think Fang Mo was a lunatic, and he was afraid that if he made Fang Mo anxious, he would go to the limit with him, so he gave up.
Facts have proved that only strength is the last word. Power, wealth, or anything else that silences other people will do.
Everyone in the world thinks that the saint Confucius convinced people with his virtues, but they don't know that Confucius was nine feet six inches tall with a face as thick as a veil. He traveled around the world for fourteen years without ever being in danger.
This nine feet and six inches is more than two meters high when converted, and Mengbo is also the ominous god used to drive away ghosts in ancient times. Even the thick city gate, Kong Shengsheng, can open it with his bare hands. It is really a ghost's back to open up the world. Change, when the saint traveled around the world for many years without encountering danger, it was obvious that he could not just use his words.
Heard the truth in the morning and died in the evening? If I know the way to your house in the morning, you will die in the evening! It is true to convince people with virtue, but you must be strong enough so that others are willing to sit down and listen to your reasoning.
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"..." After hearing what Fang Mo said, Strange was silent for a while, and then couldn't help but say: "Actually, I understand the truth, but I really can't beat you now."
"Hey, actually I was just joking with my friends." Fang Mo smiled and patted Strange on the shoulder: "The thing about people who have fun...can this be called immoral? What I told you before is the same. It's all a joke, buddies, don't worry too much." I have to say that Strange felt a lot more comfortable after hearing what Fang Mo said.
In fact, he could tell after going through these things. The other party promised to treat his arm and did treat it for him. He also gave himself a flying magic chair. This thing must be very precious, so maybe the other party I really just like to joke around, and I am still very sincere towards my friends.
"I..." Thinking of this, Strange was about to say something to Fang Mo. But before he could say anything, Fang Mo started to speak in a coquettish manner: "Hey, it's mainly because you're not familiar with me yet... You'll know when you get familiar with me. I dare to admit the second evil in the universe, but I guess only Deadpool Wade dares to admit the first evil."
"What?" Strange was stunned.
"I've tricked white people into walking on the street lights, and I've tricked black people into walking into the farmland." Fang Mo could see a proud smile on his face: "I've caught African chiefs, boasted about cattle, cut out tumors, and gathered Jews, but the best thing is to form a group to follow The son went to kill his own father...it was a living planet.”
"..." After hearing this, Strange fell into silence again.
"Isn't it a bit impolite for you to rap in front of us?" Nick Fury next to him heard this and complained directly: "How did you come up with so many wicked and rhyming words in an instant? ?”
"Don't worry, you also have a chance." Fang Mo turned around with a smile and patted Nick Fury on the shoulder: "On the day when Ancient One is seven, you rap for them on the spot at Kama Taj, so that the group of Eastern magicians can also see it. Let’s talk about the characteristics of our country.”
"Is it just a rap?" Nick Fury said calmly: "I thought you wanted me to perform shootings, snorting powder, police killing thieves, and black neodymium rights, gays, small animals, and vegetarian demonstrations. .”
"Hahahahahaha." After hearing this, Lin Fangmo laughed directly: "It has to be you."
"???" However, unlike Fang Mo's happiness, Strange was stunned after hearing this, and then he couldn't help but raised his forehead and said, "Wait... Such a shameful feature Let’s not take it out for a performance, right?”
"Friend, you still don't understand." Nick Fury turned to look at Strange, and then sighed seriously: "His happiness is more important than anything else."
"Huh?" Strange was stunned again after hearing this, and then looked at Nick Fury first, and then at Fang Mo: "What are you..."
"You can understand me as a sacrifice to the gods." Nick Fury is the head of the secret service after all, and his temporary reaction ability is really terrifying. Before the other party could express his question, he reacted instantly and interrupted directly: " But the god I serve is both the god of creation and the god of destruction, so it is very important to make him happy. Do you understand what I say?"
"Okay." Strange understood this time and nodded directly: "It seems like it's not easy for you."
"It's not me, it's us." Nick Fury said: "In fact... the entire Avengers is like this, so we really need new teammates like you."
"Sorry, I'm not interested in this." Strange refused without thinking: "I just promised a friend to become the Supreme Mage, and I can no longer work for another organization."
"We never work for anyone." Nick Fury explained: "The Avengers have always been committed to protecting the security of the earth. This seems to coincide with your mission. After we become allies, we can work together to execute it. This mission.”
"But you don't seem to be taking action today, right?" Strange spread his hands and said, "I really don't plan to join other organizations at the moment. In fact, I still have a lot of things to deal with..."
"We have alien gods, genius scientists, and super soldiers in our camp. They can provide you with conveniences in many aspects, such as high technology that mages are not good at." Nick Fury did not seem to give up and continued. : "And the most important thing, we can help you share the torture from him." At this point, Nick Fury raised his finger and pointed at Fang Mo, who was watching the show next to him.
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"...Huh?" Fang Mo immediately protested when he saw this: "Hey, is this none of my business?" However, what Fang Mo didn't expect was that after Strange, who had always refused, heard this, He seemed a little moved, and after thinking for a while, he looked up at Nick Fury.
"Okay, deal." Strange directly raised his hand and stretched out: "My name is Strange, but I don't like the title of mage. You can call me... um, Doctor Strange."
"Okay." Nick Fury stretched out his hand and shook his hand: "Doctor, welcome to the Avengers."
"Thank you." Strange nodded. After Strange agreed to join the Avengers, the two parties were considered to be on the same side, so Nick Fury also had a brief exchange with him.
The two sides mainly discussed the aftermath. Strange said that he had used time magic to solve the problem of nuclear bombs and radioactive dust. However, due to the battle between the two demons here, the collision of different dimensions caused time and space to be very weak, so his time magic could hardly affect the citizens of New York.
This means that the vast majority of citizens remember what happened before. They remember that two nuclear bombs were dropped here, and they also remember what Sargeras said. The most important thing is their hatred of those politicians.
Nick Fury actually has a headache about this too. Although he didn't want to show up anymore, if this matter was not handled properly, public opinion would probably ferment to a terrifying level, so he had no choice but to go to the President of the United States to confront him personally.
After all, although Strange has mastered a lot of magic, he is still just a mage and does not understand the disgusting political games of Congress.
Anyway, it's pretty quick. The two sides discussed the aftermath. It's up to Nick Fury himself to argue with those damn politicians.
Although Sargeras, directed and starred by Fang Mo, did scare many people and caused a lot of trouble, to be honest, this is indeed a very beneficial bargaining chip for the Avengers.
At least these politicians saw it with their own eyes. Without the Avengers, no one can stop these world-destroying threats.
The work of repairing the boundaries of the three major temples is undoubtedly handed over to the current Supreme Mage Strange. On the one hand, he needs to rebuild the temples, and on the other hand, he also needs to find a way to strengthen these three temples with new magic. This temple must not be allowed to be easily destroyed by others.
In fact, whether it is convincing Congress or finding ways to strengthen the boundaries of the three major temples, this is undoubtedly a very time-consuming matter.
But Fang Mo only gave each of them six days. Of course, his reason is also very simple and crude, that is, no one is allowed to miss the first seven of the old thing.
For this matter, he even planned to make a special trip to Ego Planet, preparing to pull out pets, aborigines, Avengers, characters from other worlds, and even Ancient One himself, and then find a place to rehearse several times. Say it again.
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