"What?" Lan
Hearing Jarvis's voice, Stark was suddenly stunned.
He subconsciously glanced out the window, and actually saw Fang Mo walking towards this side.
The other party was obviously not here as a guest, because his left hand was holding a huge glowing sword on his shoulder, and his right hand was dragging a red fire sword on the ground. The tip of the sword scratched the ground, leaving a trail that looked like it was burnt. Long black marks.
"Gift crab..."
When Stark saw this scene, he felt numb on the spot.
"What's wrong with you, Stark?"
General Ross here has not yet realized the seriousness of the matter. He is originally from the military and hates these superheroes to death. It is so satisfying to be able to suppress them in the name of the United Nations at this moment: " If you are having a headache about the agreement, I suggest you sign it as early as possible." Lan
"You think I'm just having a headache about that agreement?"
Stark turned his head and glanced at the proud General Ross, and imagined how miserable his death would be later: "Whether you believe it or not, in two minutes a monster will knock on the door and walk in, and then something will happen." It would be completely out of control.”
"Are you talking about the mage named Fang Mo?"
General Ross immediately said after hearing this: "With all due respect, Stark, that guy is the most uncontrollable existence. The higher-ups have proposed more than once that he hand over the battleship."
"I advise you not to do anything stupid, old man with white hair."
Rocket Raccoon next to him heard this and immediately said: "We have worked very hard to prevent the world from being destroyed. I hope you, an idiot, will not let all this hard work go to waste."
"Look what's in your team, a talking raccoon?" General Ross glanced at Rocket Raccoon: "I heard it came from aliens, so can it wash marshmallows in water? ? Or is it just a little pet you keep?" Lan
"Old man! What did you say!?"
Rocket Raccoon's temper was quite explosive. He slapped the table and yelled: "You don't think that nuclear weapon of yours is powerful, do you? Believe it or not, I just make a call and Fang Mo will teleport over immediately, and then Put a nuclear warhead into your big, saggy eyelids, and use nuclear explosions to massage your calcified precleft glands that are as inoperable as your brain!"
"Watch your attitude, little pet."
General Ross laughed when he saw the other party's angry look: "Don't you call yourself superheroes? What's going on with this attitude?"
"What the hell..."
Rocket Raccoon's blood pressure went up when he heard it, and he took out his cell phone from his arms. Star-Lord, who was in a daze next to him, saw this and quickly held down Rocket Raccoon: "Brother Rocket! Forget it, forget it!"
"..." Lan
Stark, who had witnessed the whole process, rubbed his temples with a headache.
Good news: Star-Lord stopped Rocket Raccoon from rocking Man.
Bad news: The person who was shaken came over here carrying a knife.
"I admit that I used to have a bad temper, and I might argue with you endlessly over such trivial matters." General Ross looked at the noisy people and spoke again: "But the situation is different now. This time it is Lianhe The country asked you to sign this agreement, not me, and certainly not the country’s officials.”
"Isn't it your suggestion?"
When Black Widow Natasha heard this, she suddenly asked: "Then what do you think of us?"
"How about danger?" Lan
General Ross said directly without thinking.
"..."
When the Avengers heard this, they subconsciously frowned.
"You are just a group of super-powered individuals living in the Magnesium Kingdom who ignore sovereign national borders and impose your will on anyone and anywhere without considering the consequences."
When General Ross said this, he also pressed the monitor directly.
Soon, some videos appeared on the monitor, including the civilians who were accidentally injured during the New York War, and the three aerospace carriers controlled by the opponent when the Hydra was eliminated. Their crashes indeed caused huge casualties, and Obsidian IV invades Sokovia.
Of course it is said to be Sokovia, but in fact there is nothing there now. It feels as if this country has never existed. There is a huge hole on the map. Lan
At the end of the video, the scene from Lagos was suddenly played again.
That is, when Captain America and Natasha captured Crossbones, the bomb exploded, injuring many civilians there.
It is worth mentioning that General Ross obviously knew the mentality of the Avengers, so there are many close-ups of the casualties in this video, and the facts proved that his idea was indeed achieved, and several Avengers who participated in the operation showed unbearable expressions. Even Natasha turned her head away.
"Okay, that's enough."
Captain America frowned and said something.
"In the past few years, you have operated without any supervision or restraint." General Ross stopped the video and spoke: "Governments around the world can no longer tolerate this situation, so we This agreement was drawn up.”
"This agreement is supported by one hundred and seventeen countries. It stipulates that the Avengers will no longer be a private organization, and all your actions will be supervised by a specialized group of the United Nations."
"And ... action will only be taken when the task force deems it necessary."
"Isn't that just a bitch?"
Drax, who was not far away, was wiping the pan. Hearing this, he couldn't help but speak: "So is there a commission for our actions? It can't be voluntary labor, right?"
"I don't think it's about the commission."
Even Star-Lord couldn't help it, and glanced at Captain America not far away: "This butt-prying guy told me before... this organization is to make the world safer, I think they should have done it, right?" ? Just like our Rockets, they also protect the security of the galaxy."
"What would be the consequences if we misplaced a multi-gigaton nuclear bomb?"
General Ross immediately retorted: "I won't talk about Hulk and Thor, but the monster named Fang Mo. Can you keep track of his whereabouts at all times?"
"Of course! He'll come right here and twist your head off and make it into a toilet!"
Rocket Raccoon cursed fiercely.
"Little animal, sometimes it's useless to say harsh words." General Ross glanced at him and said: "Those who know the current affairs are heroes. Sometimes there is no shame in compromising. Believe me, this is the most compromise method." .”
"What if we don't agree?"
Natasha asked suddenly.
"Haha." General Ross glanced at this former Nick Fury's subordinate and said contemptuously: "Then you can just retire..."
"boom!
! "Lan
Before he could finish speaking, the door had been violently kicked open.
"Oh, is it so?"
Fang Mo walked in from the outside carrying two giant swords, and the temperature of the whole room began to rise instantly: "Retire, right? I think this is a good idea. Superheroes are also human beings, especially Captain America. He is He's over a hundred years old, have you ever counted how much pension you owe him? And asking a centenarian to work for you, is this a damn thing a human being can do? If it were me, I would have retired... Huh? Forget it, just think of me Didn’t say anything.”
"..."
When Stark saw Fang Mo barging in, he immediately slapped his face with a headache.
He no longer wanted to watch the next scene.
"Haha!" Lan
However, unlike Stark's headache, Rocket Raccoon was actually happy: "Fang Mo, you're here, help me cure this old immortal thing!"
"It's you."
Seeing Fang Mo himself, Ross seemed to be stunned for a moment, and his aura subconsciously weakened a bit: "Why are you here?"
"I'm here to work."
Fang Mo said.
"Work?" Ross was stunned: "What job? You are not an Avenger, right?"
"It's true that I'm not an Avenger, but I recently opened a store called Ximen Big Coffin One-stop Service Club for Red and White Matters." Fang Mo said with a smile: "I just received a call from someone saying that someone here wants to I'll come over and take a look. Do you think I should do white things or red things?" Lan
"..."
Ross glanced at the two giant swords on the opponent's body, and after being silent for a while, he said, "...a red incident?"
"Hey, you really guessed it right."
Fang Mo looked at General Ross with a little surprise: "I didn't expect you, an old guy, to be quite smart. I'm really here to do something important. Someone here wants to get married, so I'm here to help be a matchmaker and propose a marriage. You guys can discuss it." Yours, I, an outsider, will not participate.”
"Proposal refers to..."
General Ross was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Stark subconsciously. He thought he was talking about Pepper Potts.
But in the next second. Lan
Fang Mo's voice sounded again.
"I came here to propose marriage to Dr. Banner." Fang Mo said with a smile: "Both he and Hulk like Miss Betty very much and want to marry each other."
"ha?"
Dr. Banner, who was sitting uncomfortably not far away, was stunned and raised his head in surprise: "No, I didn't..."
However, before the words could be spoken, Natasha next to him immediately held him down and put her finger on her lips to signal him to be quiet.
"What did you say!?"
After hearing the news related to his daughter, General Ross couldn't hold it back and his temper rose again: "No, I absolutely disagree with this!" Lan
"Don't your country advocate freedom? In what age are you still doing this arranged marriage?" Fang Mo suddenly smiled when he heard this: "What, am I saying that matchmakers can't work? Then I'll just put this stumbling block on you. Can you say no?"
"Excuse me for disturbing you, may I ask what you mean by 'say no'..."
War Machine Rhodes suddenly asked.
"Oh, it's like that."
As Fang Mo spoke, he suddenly took out a hen from nowhere, and then took out an egg as if by magic. He sang to the egg: "You're too stupid~?"
The next second, purple flames appeared on Fang Mo's hand, and the hen instantly turned into ashes.
"Look." Fang Mo said, throwing the egg directly at General Ross: "Do you want me to tell you that it's gone?" Lan
General Ross subconsciously wanted to catch the egg, but for some reason the egg turned around in mid-air, and then hit him with a bang. The sticky egg liquid instantly covered his suit.
"you……"
Seeing this scene, General Ross obviously wanted to have a fit, but his assistant hurriedly stopped him.
"Do you know what this is?"
Fang Mo didn't care about the little actions of the two of them. He just handed the dust on his hand to General Ross with a smile: "This is Ai Kun powder."
"What exactly do you want to express?"
Although General Ross did not have an attack, his face was obviously livid: "It's useless even if you threaten me. This matter was not promoted by me or the United States, but was decided by the United Nations after discussion..." Lan
"What are you doing to make the Sokovia Accords irrelevant to me? I'm not an Avenger."
Fang Mo played with the ashes in his hand carelessly: "I said, I'm just here to do something, but this red thing obviously can't be done, but the problem is that our company has performance indicators, since the red thing can't be done... ...Then I can only do my job in vain. What do you think of Rose fans? Um...is it a bit too smelly?"
"...Mr. Fang Mo, this matter really has nothing to do with us."
General Ross's assistant finally couldn't bear it anymore, maybe because he was afraid of being implicated, so he hurriedly explained: "General Ross didn't lie. This agreement was indeed approved by the United Nations and will be held in Vienna in a few days." The meeting passed it.”
"I told you it has nothing to do with the agreement, okay?"
Fang Mo spread his hands and said with a sincere face: "I really came to help with the matchmaking. General Ross, just accept the Hulk. Don't make it difficult for me, okay? If you can't bear it, I can ask Cytorak for help. , turn you into a red tank, look at this red with green, life is interesting... Sorry, I'm too excited, I'm here to match-match between Betty and Banner, not you and Hulk."
"I..." Lan
General Ross's face was extremely ugly at the moment. To be honest, he didn't expect Fang Mo to suddenly appear, and he didn't know who informed him. These Avengers were so damn damaged, and he was already in trouble, but If the other party is so close to these superheroes, he can't really slap himself to death, right?
Even if he dares, won't these superheroes stop him?
"If you are wondering whether they can protect you, then I advise you to give up this plan as soon as possible."
However, as if he had guessed Rose's thoughts, Fang Mo's tone suddenly became calm: "All the forces and extraordinary individuals on the entire earth combined are not enough for me to fight with one hand. If I really want to kill you, … I don’t know how many people would tie you up and kneel before me, begging me to accept it.”
"Would you like me to play you the video? General Ross?"
Natasha also smiled when she saw this. It was obvious that Fang Mo was on her side: "I don't mean anything else. I just want to say... We really can't stop Mr. Fang Mo. After all, we are mortals and he is god."
"Sorry, I have to make a point." Lan
Hearing this, Thor, who was not far away, also laughed: "Fang Mo is much more powerful than the gods. At least we gods cannot destroy a planet with one blow with the infinite gem."
"General Ross, it was said above that there should be no conflict this time..."
The assistant began to sweat coldly when he heard this. He became his assistant after Ross became Secretary of State. He is not a soldier. Because he is a politician, he is not very courageous. At this moment, he quickly dissuaded him in a low voice: "The specific situation will have to wait for the Vienna Conference. We’ll make a decision later.”
"..."
General Ross himself was obviously a little panicked, but on the surface he still managed to hold on and snorted: "Okay, let's go!"
After saying that, he was about to turn around and leave.
"Stop." Lan
However, Fang Mo suddenly said something, and then a wave of coercion suddenly enveloped the two of them: "Did I let you go?"
"What else do you want to do?"
General Ross said sternly, "Do you want to kill us two right here?"
"No, are you really stupid when you are riding a horse?" Fang Mo said directly: "I have said several times that I am here to propose marriage. You agree before leaving, otherwise you will leave the ashes for me to spread. Vent your anger, oh by the way... remember to leave a set of clothes for Betty and his wife to make a tomb for you. You still have to get married, and then they will visit your grave together and give you a big green boy."
"I……"
"General Ross..."
After hearing the assistant's low-pitched reminder, General Ross's expression changed uncertainly for a long time, and finally he spat out three words through his teeth as if he had eaten shit: "I agree!"
"Hey, that's right."
Fang Mo suddenly smiled when he heard this, and then directly pulled the confused Dr. Banner up: "Come on, come on, Dr. Banner, come over quickly and call me dad."
"ah?"
Bruce Banner was stunned after hearing this. What is this?
"You can just call me, you're green... you're such a big man, why are you so shy?" Fang Mo directly pulled Dr. Banner to the front of General Ross: "Hurry up and call me Dad, otherwise I'll wait until Dad comes. If you try to scream again, you won’t have a chance.”
"Kill dad?"
General Ross was stunned when he heard this, and asked directly: "What is that..." Lan
"……dad."
Before General Ross could finish speaking, Banner whispered in a dull voice. Ross was stunned for a moment, and then in the next second, Fang Mo directly put his arm around his neck.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I ran two orders, one white and one red, in one day. I'm so happy."
Fang Mo said with a smile: "This is really a day worth celebrating. As a matchmaker, I, Fang Mo, will give his father-in-law a big gift. I remember that he doesn't seem to like the Avengers very much, so I Announced starting today..."
"Avengers, disband!"
After saying this, Fang Mo pushed General Ross aside and staggered: "Okay, you can get out."
