Chapter 335 Name Tag: I must be the MVP in this wave

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After Hayakawa Qiu made the call, he quickly assigned tasks to others.

As newcomers to the team, Arai and Higashiyama Xiaohong, one is responsible for searching for survivors around them and providing them with simple comfort and treatment, while the other is responsible for guarding and evacuating unsuspecting people.

Hayakawa Qiu is responsible for recording confessions for Denci and Pava.

As for Ji Ye's side.

She was responsible for negotiating with Fang Mo.

Of course, Fang Mo is still very easy to talk to.

After all, as Fang Mo said, he came to this world just to have fun, and the plot of this world is very skewed. The Chainsaw Man is the center of everything, and all the plots revolve around the 'Chainsaw Man's heart'. unfolded.

In order to have fun, Fang Mo must catch up with these people.

Because of Fang Mo's help, Denci's side was not seriously injured like the original one.

In terms of injuries, probably only Pava, the Blood Demon, was injured. His skin was corroded by the gastric juice of the bat. However, the injury of the Demon can be healed by just drinking some blood, so it is not a big problem.

Yes, this is also one of the settings of this world.

People's fears will give birth to demons, but these demons usually look weird, just like the leech demons and bat demons before. However, there are also a few demons that will unconsciously occupy human corpses and become demons.

Demons usually have some demon-like features on their heads. They just look like humans, but they are actually demons that have taken away human corpses.

Whether they are demons or devils, they can quickly heal their injuries by 'drinking blood', and this blood is not just human blood, but blood of the same kind, so theoretically if a demon can fight while If it sucks blood at the same time, it is a devil's perpetual motion machine.

In short, Pava's injuries were not serious, and he should be able to be cured if he went back and applied for a bag of plasma.

Hayakawa Akira and Himeno's work efficiency was still very high. It didn't take long for the scene here to be processed. Of course, things like repairing the terrain were not under their control. They were only responsible for fighting against the demons, so it was soon Soon everyone drove back to the headquarters.

But it's the headquarters.

In fact, it's just the local police department.

And in an office of the Metropolitan Police Department, Fang Mo finally met this famous bad woman, the magical dog-licking training master Makima.

Seriously, this guy does look very pretty.

How to describe it?

In fact, Makima's appearance and dressing style are quite ordinary. She has long orange-pink hair tied into a ponytail behind her back. She has bangs in front of her forehead and a strand of hair hanging down on both sides of her face. Then her eyes are It's light yellow, with lines inside.

Wearing black suit pants and brown leather shoes.

The upper body is covered with a white shirt and a black tie. Although he is dressed meticulously, it is indeed the most common work clothes for Japanese workers, and there is no such thing as charm at all.

But it just so happens that such ordinary clothes, when Makima wears them, give people an amazing temptation.

It is also an anime from Nippon. The protagonist of "Kobayashi's Dragon Maid" next door, Kobayashi, is extremely similar to Makima in terms of clothing, hairstyle, and hair color.

But at first glance, Xiaolin looks like a real programmer.

However, it's different when you come to Makima. She can even make you wear the same clothes to make you feel seductive.

She is like the top succubus queen. Not only is she good in figure or good-looking, but the most important thing is her unique temperament. Her movements and actions seem to tug at people's heartstrings. In an instant, She can make people obediently become the licking dogs under her skirt.

Of course, Fang Mo must be immune to this.

After all, Machima is really not his cup of tea. He doesn't like this kind of goddess-like guy in the first place.

And just thinking about what Machima did for a moment, Fang Mo wanted to show her how to tear a bitch with his hands... tear a devil with his hands, tear this guy in half or something like that on the spot.

"I heard that Mr. Fang Mo claims to be a devil?"

And just when Fang Mo was staring at Makima, Makima also spoke: "Is it the Demon of Pleasure?"

"Yes, I am the legendary vicious pleasure criminal." Fang Mo nodded casually, and then took out a drink from his arms: "We are friends when we meet. Come on, I'll treat you to a soda."

"……Thanks."

Machima was also stunned for a moment, but the next second she reached out and took the soda bottle.

She signed a contract with the top management of Japan and Ben, and any harm to her would be transferred to all citizens of Japan in the form of illness or accident. Therefore, Makima was not afraid of other people playing tricks at all, and in order to test what Fang Mo wanted to do What to do? She opened the soda and took a sip.

But in the next second, Makima suddenly showed a surprised expression: "Huh? Is this ginger ale? Mr. Fang Mo likes to drink soda with this flavor?"

"Of course I don't like drinking."

Fang Mo said with a smile: "I just want to marinate it for you in advance. After all, it tastes better this way."

"Tasty?"

Machima was stunned and couldn't understand what Fang Mo was talking about.

In fact, Fang Mo here is insinuating the way Machima died in the end. This guy used his immortal body to do all kinds of things, but in the end he was eaten by his own dog and made into a plate of ginger roasted pork. He had to This is quite ironic.

Because it was eaten with love, the damage judgment of Machima's immortal body was invalid.

According to Xiongfengshan, it is a complete death and no resurrection.

But that was all talk after all. Fang Mo was too lazy to explain so much to Makima now. Now that he was here, there would be more opportunities to kill her in the future, so he waved his hand happily. : "Don't worry about those details, I just had a little fun."

"Oh well."

Seeing that Fang Mo didn't want to say more, Machima did not continue to ask, but continued to talk about other questions: "Mr. Fang Mo claims to be a pleasure demon, so...are you very powerful?"

"What?"

Fang Mo glanced at Machima: "Gesturing?"

"..."

Machima first looked at Fang Mo in surprise, then shook her head and said, "Mr. Fang Mo, I didn't question your intention. Please don't be angry."

"I'm not angry either."

Fang Mo smiled and said: "I'm really sorry. This is my personality. I just want to have fun and fear that the world will not be chaotic. There's nothing I can do about it...because I really can't control myself."

"This really sounds like the devil's speech."

Machima tilted her head and blinked her eyes in a cute way on purpose: "Then...has Mr. Fang Mo considered joining us?"

"What do you mean...?"

Fang Mo asked knowingly.

"Four Special Lessons on Demons." Makima explained: "It is a government agency similar to the Metropolitan Police Department. It is a team established to defeat the worst demons in history. Doesn't Mr. Fang Mo want to have fun? Why not stay here? I believe you can encounter a lot of pleasant things here, right?"

"Well, that's it."

Fang Mo nodded and asked, "Will this team hold a silver party on time every month?"

"Why?"

Machima was stunned after hearing this.

"Haha, I'm just kidding." Fang Mo smiled and waved his hand: "Don't worry, I won't take action against the people in this team. My XP is not there."

"Then it seems that Mr. Fang Mo has agreed to join."

Seeing this, Makima said: "In that case..."

"That's not true."

Before Machima finished speaking, Fang Mo suddenly shook his head: "It's too lucrative to join or anything. I still prefer an equal relationship... How about we cooperate."

"An equal relationship?"

When Makima heard this, a slightly surprised look flashed in her eyes, but it disappeared in the blink of an eye. She chuckled and said: "Although Mr. Fang Mo's suggestion is very good, the Japanese and Benen government has not yet cooperated with the government. As for the relationship between demons and demons, I’m worried that they will target Mr. Fang Mo..."

"Is there such a good thing?"

When Fang Mo heard this, his face became unexpectedly happy.

"Come on, let me show you something good."

Fang Mo smiled, and then took out a metal knife with a faint pink light from his arms: "This knife of mine is forged from plutonium metal, and its power is about the same as a little boy... …And with knives like this, I can throw more than two hundred thousand knives in one second.”

Fang Mo didn't lie.

He can now pause time, and it is theoretically possible to throw more than 200,000 flying knives in one second.

"...the little boy you mean?"

However, what Fang Mo didn't expect was that a confused expression appeared on Machima's face after hearing this.

"Um?"

Fang Mo was stunned for a moment when he saw this, but he quickly reacted.

Yes.

The nuclear bombs in this world have been eaten.

It's not eating in the literal sense, but eating on a conceptual level. This is done by the demon in the protagonist Denji's body, which is the chainsaw demon Pochita. It has a very special ability, that is, it can devour other demons. , the demon swallowed by Pochita will completely disappear from this world along with its name and concept.

Pochta had a fight with the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse a long time ago.

During that war, it swallowed the little brother of the war demon...that is, the nuclear bomb demon, so the concept of nuclear bombs has been lost in this world.

As a dominating demon, Machima could barely remember the concept of nuclear bombs, but it was already very difficult for her to just remember these names. As for the little boy and so on... she probably forgot, so Fang Mo played this game The little boy joke directly played with loneliness.

No one in the world remembers the little boy.

This is really a sad story. Just thinking about it makes Fang Mo feel sad for those priests.

How difficult it would be for them in a world without little boys... It would be too difficult to travel to Japan and find that there is no acquaintance there, right? No wonder there are so many demons in this world. Is it the reason why the priests are so haunted?

"Ahem, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if you don't know about the little boy."

After thinking about this, Fang Mo also coughed twice: "Anyway, you just need to know that every knife in my hand can destroy a city. If those idiots are really not afraid of death, just let them Come to me, and I promise to shoot a large-scale disaster documentary for you on the spot, called "Hell Fun: Your Day, My Boat," and you can just watch how it turns over..."

"Mr. Fang Mo is really confident."

Machima was not afraid, she just smiled and said, "But my authority here is quite high, so I can reach cooperation with Mr. Fang Mo on behalf of Class 4 without anyone else."

"Oh, that's a good thing."

Fang Mo nodded: "Then just give me the title of technical consultant. Remember to call me on the day of salary payment so that I can prepare your salary."

"...You pay us wages?"

Machima was stunned.

"Fuck, I'm used to it."

Fang Mo also raised his forehead: "It's all my fault for that corrupt black man. Now I'm used to paying my boss wages while working. I'm really sick... Just pretend that nothing happened."

"OK, all right."

Machima didn't ask much, but said directly: "But since Mr. Fang Mo is already the technical advisor of the fourth lesson, it's time to tell you about our goal, which is to conquer the Demon of the Gun. specific matters.”

"Handjob?"

Fang Mo touched his chin: "I like it, please elaborate."

"It's like this. A terrible demon called the Gun Demon suddenly landed all over the world a few years ago, causing great destruction all over the world."

Machima explained: “But after causing a large number of casualties around the world, it suddenly disappeared without a trace. We were worried that it would come back, so we planned to proactively find and destroy it, but considering that it had already disappeared, So now I can only use this thing if I want to find it.”

Having said this, Machima took out a bullet that seemed to be made of flesh and blood: "This is a fragment of the Gun Demon. Because it moves too fast, part of its flesh will soon fall off the main body."

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"However, the power of the Gun Demon is very powerful, which causes its pieces of meat to slowly move in the direction of its body once it gathers to a certain extent. So what we have to do now is to collect enough pieces of meat and then look for it. The true form of the Gun Demon."

"It is also because the gun demon is very powerful, so once these pieces of meat are swallowed by other demons, they will also gain super strength."

"Currently Qiujun is working on this aspect, finding and killing the demons that have devoured the meat pieces, obtaining more fragments of the gun demons from their bodies, slowly accumulating the size of the meat pieces, and then locking the guns with these meat pieces. Find the location of the demon's true body and defeat it."

"You've been talking for a long time, but you actually want me to kill the guy who shot his ejaculate everywhere, right?"

Fang Mo nodded naturally: "Okay, it's just a small problem, but if it's done, is it okay for you to agree to one condition?"

"I'm afraid this won't work."

Machima said: "Because Mr. Fang Mo and I have a cooperative relationship. Mr. Fang Mo helped us solve the gun demon, but we will also cooperate with Mr. Fang Mo to have fun, so I cannot agree to your conditions."

"Will you cooperate with me to have fun?"

Fang Mo raised his eyebrows when he heard this: "Hey, this is much more dangerous than a condition. Are you sure?"

"How dangerous is it exactly?"

Machima looked at Fang Mo, with a faint smile on her face. She felt more curious than worried, as if she was expecting what Fang Mo would say.

"How about changing the names of the demons?"

Fang Mo took out a name tag and said with a smile: "For example, change the ghost demon into an elf demon, change the octopus demon into a bonito demon, change the domination demon into a mating demon, etc..."