"Next time, you can pull it into the pot."
After hearing Fang Mo's words, Nick Fury complained without thinking.
"No, someone has already done this." Fang Mo spread his hands: "I am a kind person after all, so I can't steal the exclusive characteristics of my teammates, right?"
"What, there's someone around you who likes to poop in pots?"
Nick Fury was surprised.
"yes."
Fang Mo suddenly became happy: "I taught you."
"I fucking knew it..." Nick Fury immediately started to have a headache after hearing this: "So you can't teach others good things, right?"
"Okay, let's put this topic aside for a while."
Fang Mo waved his hand and said, "I came here on business this time. I heard that this place was invaded by aliens?"
"When did you start caring about the safety of the earth again?"
Nick Fury gave Fang Mo a strange look.
"Actually, this matter is both big and small." Fang Mo spread his hands and said, "When the earth comes into contact with alien civilizations, war is inevitable... But you don't have to be too aggressive. Worry, it doesn’t matter even if aliens are more developed than humans. What if there is a Virgin Bitch among the aliens? As long as there is a Virgin Bitch among the aliens, humans will have a chance to survive.”
"Do you want to think carefully about what you said?"
Nick Fury retorted without thinking: "Even if there is an Earthlings Protection Association, those alien virgin bitches... will only hijack the spacecraft transporting slaves from the earth, and then find a planet dominated by carbon dioxide to release them. , um, and then I was so moved."
"Hahaha, you know it very well."
Fang Mo couldn't help but laugh after hearing this: "It seems that you have gained a lot of knowledge in outer space before."
"What can I do about this?" Nick Fury said: "My original plan was to go to outer space and stay for more than a month and then come back, but it turned out that I had to wait for more than two months just to wait for you to poop."
"Actually it's not bad."
Fang Mo waved his hand and said: "The last guy who waited for me to shit waited for eighteen years. You should learn to be content with your content..."
"You mean I still have to be happy, right?"
Nick Fury asked rhetorically.
"In the past few years, everyone has advocated the positive energy of Lao Shizi. Anyway, don't worry about anything else, just be positive and optimistic." Fang Mo said with a smile: "You have to be like Joaquin Phoenix... face life with a smile."
"All right."
Nick Fury nodded: "Since you said so, let me tell you two pieces of news."
"One good news and one bad news?"
Fang Mo asked curiously.
"Two bad news." Nick Fury looked at Fang Mo with his one eye: "In short, which one do you want to hear first?"
"No, is there any difference?"
Fang Mo was also stunned for a moment: "Then why don't you pick a piece of news that's not that bad first?"
"Tony Stark created a suit of armor behind your back." Nick Fury said calmly, ignoring Stark's embarrassed expression not far away: "He called this suit of armor 'reverse'." Magic Armor'."
"..."
After hearing what Nick Fury said.
A strange expression appeared on Fang Mo's face. After holding it in for a long time, he couldn't help but squeeze out two words: "...That's it?"
Of course, this is not to say that Fang Mo is arrogant or anything, but that everyone in the movie universe has been cut too hard. With the technology that Stark has mastered so far, the reaction he tinkered with is... If the magic armor could hurt Fang Mo, he would be damned.
And you must know that the last time Fang Mo showed his strength in front of everyone seemed to be during the New York War.
At that time, his offensive methods were extremely single.
The only things he had in his hands were the Mayu Ling Pi Dao and the Void Ring.
But now Fang Mo...he has more than ten divine weapons alone. Not to mention the Void Ring, the Arcane Ring, the Flame Talisman, the Tide Talisman, and the defensive power of a suit of armor far exceeds that of vibranium.
besides.
Fang Mo often eats World Meatballs as snacks on weekdays, and throws Essence Berries into his mouth one by one when he has nothing to do, and the beacon in his body increases... Seriously, if this is Tony Stark's anti-magic war If A could really hurt himself, then Fang Mo would turn around and go to the MC world to play with shit mods, make himself two shit tablets and swallow them raw.
"Hey, I thought it was something serious."
Thinking of this, Fang Mo once again showed a careless smile on his face: "So it's just this little thing. You don't need to tell me next time something like this happens. As for the armor that Stark has researched, I You can stand and let him hit you without breaking your defense..."
"Hey, I can't pretend I didn't hear this."
After hearing this, Stark couldn't help it anymore and walked over from a short distance away: "Okay, I have to admit that I really lacked consideration on this matter... But what's the matter with your disdain? I His armor isn’t that bad, right?”
"So it's said that science is evil. What I hate most is squatting there and rubbing the machine."
Fang Mo said directly: "As long as you are a cute and beautiful girl, I will admit that you have gone astray, but you are a playboy who doesn't play magic, but squats in that wretched rubbing machine... Think about it for yourself , you haven’t smiled since you put on this armor, so this is an evil path, and it will distort your mind sooner or later."
"Isn't this what you are saying is unreasonable?"
Stark retorted: "What does my research on machines and technology have to do with me being a playboy? I have been the top scientist in the country since my father's generation, and I am even more outstanding..."
"Don't talk to me about these useless things. You scientists just like to look sad all day long."
It was rare to have a few words with an old friend. Fang Mo was in a good mood now. He also said to Stark happily: "Look at me, I am smiling every day after becoming a mage. Hey, you have to smile when playing magic." Just for fun..."
"That purple gem."
However, just when Fang Mo was happy, Nick Fury suddenly said: "Tanya Tifan said it was one of the infinite stones. I originally planned to bring this thing back to you, but now it has been stolen by several people." Aliens took it."
"Are you playing with me?"
Hearing this, the smile on Fang Mo's face disappeared immediately.
"You also have to be like Joaquin Phoenix." Nick Fury said: "Smile and face life."
"No, you are also..."
It was obvious that Fang Mo couldn't stop laughing. He couldn't help but ask: "You can get something as difficult as the power gem. As a result, I came here excitedly. You said that the gem was used again." Someone robbed me? Now I seriously suspect that you are bearing my grudge..."
"I really didn't expect this."
Nick Fury said: "I thought that only Tanya Tiffany knew about the Infinity Stones, and I didn't even encounter any obstacles on my way back to Earth. But just two days ago, a donut-like ship... The giant spaceship suddenly landed in New York..."
