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Wearing the clothes of a government official, with long hair and a shaved head, ancient times!
By the way, first look at the gourd mark, Shuiguan Dharmakaya is still there.
Storage space No. 1 and storage space No. 2 have not only shrunk to only one-tenth of their original size, they are also empty!
"My thousand tons of gold...!"
Is the price of body travel so high?
But touching more collagen on his cheeks really brought Xie Yu's bone age back to eighteen years old. He had just graduated from high school, and was still in a stage where he hated the world without a handle, hated the earth without a ring, and was lawless.
The vitality emanating from his body really made Xie Yu's originally dull and embarrassed heart become active again.
Ye Qing is back!
Then touch the broken bones in the chest and the fatal injuries caused by cardiac arrest!
"Oh, that bastard, how dare you beat me to death!"
However, if he had not died, Xie Yu might not have awakened so quickly!
Forget it, let's return the body memory to its original position first, "The Muchen Bead assists..."!
Xie Yu rolled his eyes... and half fainted...
He was a new government official in Jiangxia County and Tukou County in the Song Dynasty. His ancestors in the county were told that he came from a family of writers. Because he often fought and was restless, he knew a little bit about boxing and kicking, so his family spent money to make up for his work in the county government.
Yamen, bangers, time demons, dog beaters, porters, high platforms, blowers, circuses, and prostitutes were all low-level professions in ancient times. Yamen was still the first, and there was no hope for this person's background in the imperial examination.
What’s more, it’s unlucky to have a family background, which has been passed down from ancestors for hundreds of years, for more than ten generations. In Tukou County, it is not considered a small family. The relatives in the family can be said to be buried in a funeral procession. Next words.
According to the memory of the original person, there are still some professional "crafts". First of all, he was born. Although he is not as dedicated to research as the original person's grandfather, father, and eldest brother, he can still look at various "cadavers" and investigate some causes of death.
Also because I have been "hands-on" many times since I was a child, and I also like to fight. I know some family-inherited Qi Kung Fu and muscle-splitting and bone-breaking techniques. I fight with a sense of proportion, which will not be called "minor injuries" to my parents.
In this way, he can be regarded as half an orthopedic "doctor". He does know some methods of treating trauma, and he also has some carpentry skills.
This carpenter's craft specializes in "making coffins." After all, he was born to be a butler in this profession. He was a person who examined and collected corpses. In ancient times, people valued the deceased, so he naturally had the skills to make coffins.
Many semi-official coffins, such as those for unidentified corpses, yizhuang and other places that need coffins, are basically designated by the government to be made by aristocratic families, which is a semi-monopoly.
After all, working for the government is actually very low-paying, and it can be regarded as a "subsidy."
The main reason is that the business of contacting the dead is somewhat unlucky and ordinary people are not willing to come into contact with it.
The original person has also suffered from this kind of "discrimination" since he was a child, but he has a stubborn personality and often gets into fights for this reason.
In addition, the old and the young are added, and the original person is not fully expected to continue to engage in the marriage industry.
But the craftsmanship of the ancestors cannot be lost, and everything that should be passed on has been passed on. Later, when I found out that I was not willing to engage in the work of widow making, and did not want to make a living in a coffin shop, I talked to my old friends in the yamen and spent some time. The money helped Xie Yu make up for his job as a government official.
Parents all want their children to have an "iron rice bowl" close to home. In fact, the yamen profession in the county is also a profession passed down from father to son for generations, and it is also a craft passed down from ancestors.
Car and boat shops have always been like this!
There is a weapon called "Iron Ruler", which is actually a ruler-long pig iron "hairpin". In modern times, it has a name called "Jushou", which is actually a defensive weapon that uses small forks on both sides to block swords and sharp edges.
It is also considered a standard issue for grassroots police officers, similar to the baton currently issued by the police assisting police.
In fact, after the Rebellion of the Five Dynasties, the sixteen prefectures of Yanyun in the north were invaded by the Liao, and the Western Xia invaded in the northwest. Although the court encouraged merchants and the people were prosperous, there were still some mountain bandits who had long-standing reputations, good or bad, and relied on the mountains. It depends on the water!
Therefore, people in the Song Dynasty liked to attack. Although crossbow armor was banned among the people,
Martial arts can't help but spread, and it's common for ordinary people to take a handgun with them for self-defense when going out.
What's more, the police officers of the Zhuang class and the Kuai class usually deal with some bandits, robbers and thieves. Because these jobs have certain dangers, these two groups have a certain foundation of kung fu.
Of course, the risk is higher, and the county's public subsidies are naturally greater.
For this escort, this "flower picker" Drunken King Kong Ni Er had to spend a lot of effort to defeat the county's government officials and set a trap to capture him.
After losing his hamstrings and bones, the county magistrate sentenced him to exile in Hainan. With some connections, he and an older detective Cheng Er took over this "fat job".
Yes, deported prisoners have to travel thousands of miles together, which is hard work and risky.
However, compared with the meager income and arbitrary errands in the county, the deported prisoners not only received travel subsidies, but also enjoyed free accommodation and food in government-designated "hotels" along the way.
If someone has family background and wants the prisoner to suffer less, then filial piety will be even greater.
It's just that the original person was really unlucky. Even with his hands and hamstrings broken and his pipa bone stabbed, he never expected that this "flower picker" would still have such strength.
I don't know when, but I secretly opened the shackles, and without any precautions, I slapped the original body on the chest. This palm cracked the bones of the original body and caused the chest to stop suddenly.
But this flower-picking thief also underestimated Brother Ni. Brother Ni's martial arts skills were among the top five in the county government's Zhuang class and Kuai class.
Naturally, there are some memories in the hands of the ancestral Yamen, especially his light and heavy water and fire stick skills and tofu palm power, which are deeply passed down in the family.
The so-called tofu palm power and the light and heavy water and fire stick techniques are actually the result of the stick technique of hitting the board.
If you practice this stick skill well, if you hit the tofu hard, the surface of the tofu will be broken and explode, but the inside will be fine.
If you hit the tofu lightly, the tofu will appear fine on the surface, but it is fester inside. What if you hit the prisoner?
With this unique skill of playing board, he can earn a living in any government office.
It's just that the best among the best has its own best. Cheng Er is still a little worse than his elder brother. He can't compete for the C position of boarding in the county government, so he can only work in the strong class and the fast class to "make a living" .
Regardless of how many techniques have been passed down from generation to generation for hundreds of years, there are know-hows accumulated step by step.
After boasting to this point, Xie Yu looked at Brother Cheng, who was half lying down against the road stone, and stopped praising him!
Enduring the small pain in his chest, Xie Yu walked over!
Fortunately, there is still breath!
Xie Yu sent in the Vajra King Curse and added some Yuanjing Qi, and his life would definitely be saved.
As for the "flower-picking thief" Ni Er who jumped over the shackles?
Xie Yu looked at the steps on the ground and knew he couldn't run far...
Following the traces, Guocai could not catch up to 200 meters, but in the woods on the roadside, he found blood coming from the corners of his mouth and picking flowers on his side, Drunken King Kong Ni Er.
Sure enough, Brother Cheng's light and heavy palm power was not in vain, but he really didn't expect that Ni Er could break the shackles in such a state...
Release the Vajra King Mantra..., and suddenly, this Vajra King Mantra resonates with many memories of Ni Er...
Among the eighty-one sects of the five sects and thirteen sects, the branch of the Kunlun sect abandoned its disciples and practiced hard qigong to protect themselves. Later, he lived in the rivers and lakes and bowed his head to a beggar from the south who hung a wine gourd and learned it. Drunken Master.
Hou An disliked his master for not teaching him the most powerful killing move in Drunken Master. After killing his master, he returned to the world. After finding that no one could control him, he naturally "does whatever he wants" for a while.
Otherwise, there would not be this "Drunken King Kong" Jianghu account.
He often walked along the river, and his shoes didn't get wet. Later, he was killed in the hands of Xu Qing, a Kaifeng Prefecture official and a sixth-grade sword-wielding captain. After escaping with his life, he went south to join Zhao Jue, the king of Xiangyang, who liked to oppose Kaifeng Prefecture.
Zhao Jue, King of Xiangyang? Or are they direct descendants of Taizu? Is there such a character? Strange, there must be some kind of parallel world!
Now the drunken king Ni Er has been around for a few years and returned to the world. After committing a crime, he was seriously injured by a knight in the world. After escaping with his life, he came to Tu County.
Still couldn't hold it back... and ended up being beaten by Tu County's
The police took it down.
Because he didn't "expose" his identity too much, the county boss just regarded him as an ordinary "flower picker". He was brought to justice and sentenced to exile.
Five sects, thirteen sects and eighty-one sects? An official from Kaifeng Prefecture? Sixth-grade sword-wielding captain Xu Qing, the mountain rat, and the knight-errant?
Something is wrong!
At this moment, Xie Yu's mind buzzed!
After sitting down on the ground, the Vajra King Curse returns automatically!
In a trance, what kind of fusion...
When I opened my eyes again, it was already dark...
Xie Yu sensed the information recorded by Muchen Bead and cursed secretly, "Damn Mi imperialism, your will to destroy me will never die!"
Shaking gently, the data panel that had not been seen for a long time came out again!
[Host: Xie Yu]
【Body age: 19】
[Form: Semi-cured]
[Faction: Government]
[Occupation: Yamen]
[Inner Breath: Family-Inherited Shu Qigong]
[Martial skills: split tendon hand, ninth grade, small success]
[Internal energy: none]
[Level: Not popular]
Yes, it is indeed back!
At this time, Muchen Zhu had already read all the martial arts skills shared by the drunken king Ni Er, the second brother Cheng, and the most advanced among them was Ni Er's unlucky master, the beggar's drunken fist.
Xie Yu tried to put Drunken Fist on the data panel, and it worked!
[Martial Skill: Split-Jin Hand, Ninth Level] has been changed to [Martial Skill: Drunken Fist, Third Level], which can indeed be changed, but after this change, [Martial Skill: Drunken Fist, Third Level] suddenly turned gray on the data panel.
Xie Yu was startled. Is this something that cannot be changed temporarily or permanently?
I'm a little depressed. If I had known this would happen, I might as well have found a better martial art and changed it!
Forget it, third-grade, should also be top-grade martial arts, not bad!
After a little research, I found that this "Drunken Boxing" simulates the movements of a drunkard. It is actually a type of lying boxing, but it also has its own style and characteristics.
There are two realms of being physically drunk but not drunk, and being mentally drunk but not mentally drunk. Xie Yu can easily break through these two realms by simulating it with the Muchen Bead.
But practice and theory are often not the same thing.
Xie Yu put on a show and tried the most powerful boxing technique of hitting, massaging, falling, rolling, leaping and jumping. It is true that most of them are lying on the ground. Practicing this skill, you will lose all your clothes, shoes and socks.
Try the Mandarin Duck Foot Technique and the Drunken Jade Ring Step Body Technique again. This body has a good foundation and is young!
Just by trying the boxing, you can quickly reach the realm of Xiaocheng, but you can only achieve the former state of being drunk but not drunk, but you can't achieve the state of being drunk but not drunk.
Is it because the body and consciousness cannot be unified, or is the skill insufficient and the strength not yet achieved? Does it require more proficiency?
No, Xie Yu thought about it. This is Drunken Boxing. It needs to be assisted by drinking alcohol and forgetting the pain to achieve maximum effectiveness.
It's obvious that Xie Yu hates drinking. You know, Gang Mo might as well use Ni Er's hard qigong, which is acceptable even if the level is low.
Thinking of this, Xie Yu was not interested in practicing Drunken Boxing again, and began to look through Ni Er's other memories, especially his "jianghu", friends, enemies and so on?
In Ni Er's memory, the biggest enemy, the enemy Ye is most afraid of is Kaifeng Prefecture Yin Bao Zheng and Bao Xiangye?
Bao Zheng, who has been the governor of Kaifeng for at least seven or eight years?
In Xie Yu's memory, Song Baozheng only served as the governor of Kaifeng for less than two years, only one and a half years!
He was famous for being a Taiwan admonisher and spitting saliva on Emperor Renzong's face. Even if he finally became the deputy envoy of the Central Secret Service, he would still be called the prime minister at most, not the prime minister, so he could not be called the prime minister.
It should be some kind of novel parallel world. Speaking of this, Xie Yu suddenly thought of some kind of "Bao Qingtian" storytelling that the village uncle liked to listen to when he was a child... No, no!
Hey, in Ni Er's memory, there really are the names of Nan Xia Zhan Zhao and Bei Xia Ouyang Chun. It's over. In ancient times, this is not the same!
Because, Xie Yu didn’t pay much attention to the issue of age and purchasing agents.
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The good thing is that the semi-cured panel is there, so Xie Yu's physical condition can be maintained at a relatively good level, and his strength can be restored very quickly.
The injuries that had just caused some chest pain and bone fractures are now healed.
In addition, no matter what kind of parallel world it is, with Bao Zheng, that is, Emperor Renzong, the political atmosphere is relatively relaxed, and the Confucian way of benevolence and forgiveness will be implemented, and killings will not be too indiscriminate.
Forget it, now that it's here, let's make peace with it and just take it one step at a time.
When working as a child, a person has to adapt to society, rather than letting society adapt to him. Xie Yu, who has too much experience in carrying buckets and running around, is familiar with this.
Just as he was thinking about it, he heard the sound of staggering footsteps. Xie Yu stood up and looked back. After getting used to it, he shouted: "Brother Cheng, you are okay!"
Hearing Xie Yu's voice, Cheng Er was overjoyed and said, "Damn ghost, you can't hurt his second master!"
Seeing Ni Er's mouth and eyes crooked again, Cheng Ersong said in a tone: "Your second master's tofu palm strength is not something that just anyone can digest."
"Xiao Xie, we have to go back to the county office. Under such conditions, this criminal can still master such an exquisite drunken fist. The origin must be not simple, or he may have other cases at hand!"
Xie Yu understood that Cheng Er was "greedy" in some way, but he also said: "Brother Cheng Er, I listen to you!"
After that, they found firewood, made a fire, roasted the dry food, and ate it with the water in the gourd.
In the meantime, Cheng Er relieved the fugitive Ni Er of his tofu palm strength and fed him some water. He didn't want Ni Er to die now!
The next day, dawn!
Ni Er came to his senses a little. During the first interrogation of Brother Cheng, Ni Er said that he would serve under King Chang and avoid the officials of Kaifeng Prefecture in order to survive.
When Cheng Er heard this, he realized that this person's crime must be quite serious and he was a "big fish"!
Then, asking Ni Er what he learned, asking about the other party's martial arts, and coveting this is a big taboo in the world!
But Cheng Er doesn't want to hang out in the world. He is so greedy that he doesn't care about anything.
At this time, Ni Er was supposed to die, but he was saved by the Vajra King's curse, and his mind was a little confused.
Even so, he did not dare to teach Qimen martial arts, so he only chose the external stance of Drunken Fist.
That's what Cheng Er wanted, but he wasn't upset.
Now that you have learned it, you need to practice it, and the impatient Cheng Er wants to drag Xie Yu into a move. Xie Yu can learn it "fairly", and he will be able to use it in the future.
It was a hundred miles, five days of walking on the way back to Tu County, neither too slow nor too fast. Naturally, Brother Cheng wanted to learn a few drunken fist moves.
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