(Thanks to book friends "Super Civet" and "Soul Drunken Xiangxi" for their two recommendation votes.)
Until Saturday, Sun Guo suddenly asked Xie Yu if he wanted to eat at the buffet.
Xie Yu immediately understood what was going on and immediately said that he was the one to invite.
Sun Guo looked like a teachable child, and then said: "Today, we are not on a blind date, we just met by chance. That girl is my girlfriend's new roommate. She is a nice person and very hardworking."
"I develop programs in a software company during the day and teach dance to young children at night. I am very good at dancing. I heard that I was planning to become a professional!"
Xie Yu: "You're a dancer!"
Sun Guo: "Hold your saliva, what are you thinking about? Don't be so sloppy, remember to 899 for the seafood buffet."
Xie Yu: "So expensive?"
Sun Guo: "Is it expensive? Do you know what moves a dancer can do?"
Xie Yu: "Well, it's not expensive!"
After thinking about it, Xie Yu suddenly said a word like "Looking up to the sky" and said: "Is that so?"
Sun Guo said in shock: "Lao Xie, I didn't expect you to know this trick? You know I thought boys could do this trick, but it only appeared on TV."
"But, how could you do that!"
Xie Yu retracted his legs and said: "I am also a martial arts student. These are just basic skills. Unfortunately, I gave up later!"
Sun Guo: "Give up, why give up!"
Xie Yu: "Of course it's because of poverty. Ordinary people have to eat, but martial arts students have a bigger appetite."
Sun Guo: "Well, uh, that makes sense. I have no words to refute."
Sun Guo stared at Xie Yu and said, "Fatty Xie, with your appearance and your skills, it would be a waste of talent to not be a gangster thug!"
Xie Yu: "Get out!"
Sun Guo: "Introduce the target!"
Xie Yu: “I don’t want to go into the police station!”
Sun Guo: "I'm speechless again. You, fat man, talented person, harmonious society saved you!"
Xie Yu could only say "Go away" for a while.
On Saturday, when they originally planned to meet "accidentally", Sun Guo was stunned when he saw his girlfriend bringing the five sisters she shared with her to the seafood buffet restaurant.
But now that he is here, Sun Guo leaves Xie Yu to introduce his girlfriend He Minhong, and Yu Chuhui who wants to introduce him to Xie Yu.
This Yu Chuhui was not big and slender, but had a somewhat strong personality. Xie Yu was originally quite satisfied with him.
But I heard that Sun Guo's girlfriend He Minhong introduced her recent roommates Ye Zhenzhen, Fang Zhiheng, and Zhu Zheshi to Xie Yu.
It seems that after taking a look at Zhu Zhe, he suddenly thought of other girls' names, and Xie Yu suddenly felt dumbfounded.
After tentatively asking what community they lived in, what the environment was like, and what the rent was like, I learned that they indeed lived in the "Ode to Joy" community. This was finally confirmed.
It has been half a year since he came to this world. Xie Yu finally understood what kind of world this was. It was an ode to joy, an ode to joy!
It is a world that is very realistic but also very irritating, especially for the five heroines. I really don’t know how to evaluate them. I can only say that despite their contradictions, they are not bad people.
At this time, He Minhong grew up in a honeypot and was either studying in school or practicing calligraphy.
The only outrageous thing was that he fell in love with his senior Sun Guo when he was in college, and was deceived by Sun Guo's sweet words...
Because this is my first love, even though I don’t like it, I don’t understand why my boyfriend Sun Guo goes to work in a funeral parlor.
Although he was a little embarrassed, he explained what he believed to be the truth and introduced his boyfriend and Xie Yu to other roommates as they worked in civil affairs, without saying that they were working in a funeral parlor.
The scene was a little awkward, but fortunately Fang Zhiheng and Zhu Zhe were both knowledgeable and emotionally intelligent, so they could continue the conversation.
Although there was no silence, the other girls consciously wanted to keep Xie Yu and Sun Guo away from each other.
This is the helplessness of the funeral industry. To be honest, although it is often said that there is nothing important in life except death, the income in this industry is actually not bad.
However, if it weren't for such an occasion, contact would normally be taboo. Even when this body delivered food, it was the same. This is the mysticism contained in Eastern culture!
But to be honest, although they are all beautiful women, they don't want to talk to Xie Yu. Xie Yu doesn't want to talk to them yet. Xie Yu can hang around behind them and reap the benefits for the heroes and heroines in other worlds.
And this world is a drama with five heroines, and it’s all trouble.
As for the benefits, it is a benefit to finally confirm what world we are in!
This reminded Xie Yu of that old Jia who favored boys over girls. Sure enough, girls' troubles are the theme of this world!
The next day, Xie Yu, who secretly came to the Ode to Joy community, used her experience as a security guard in the community and paid a small price to find out about Andy, Fan Shengmei, Qu Xiaoxiao, Qiu Yingying, and Guan Ju'er.
More solid.
Therefore, he deliberately remembered their appearance on the surveillance screen, as well as the map near the Ode to Joy community, and Xie Yu paid close attention to it to ensure that he did not get close to it.
After all, they are the troublesome group. Xie Yu yearns for freedom and ease, and does not want to wipe others' butts all the time.
About a month later, the auction house's autumn auctions finally came to an end, and it was time for centralized settlement.
Finally, Xie Yu received a notice of preparation for settlement. The same function as the settlement notice was an invitation to a celebration cocktail party.
The content of this invitation is very simple. It invites Xie Yu to attend a celebration at a well-known international hotel in Shanghai this Saturday at three o'clock in the afternoon. With the invitation, you can bring a female companion or family members.
At the same time, Xie Yu was also invited to participate in a small charity sale and raffle held at the hotel at eight o'clock in the evening.
Xie Yu just thought about the check and paid the bill, and then sent himself an invitation, wondering if he wanted to shave off a layer of oil on himself again.
Sun Guo also smiled and came to Xie Yu to show off with the same invitation card as the celebration cocktail party.
Sun Guo: "Fat man, look what this is!"
"Hey, why don't you have one in your hand?"
So I was anxious to grab it. Although the numbers were different, it looked like it was real.
After swallowing it, Sun Guo said: "Fat man, tell me where you got it from. This invitation is very easy to get, but ordinary people..."
Now that he was seen, Xie Yu didn't want to hide it. Xie Yu smiled and said, "Brother Guo, tell me where you got this invitation."
Sun Guo: "What do you mean by getting it? My cousin Sun Yuze gave it to me. He knew that I had a girlfriend, so he asked me to take my girlfriend to the celebration party to learn more about it!"
Xie Yu: "Very good. By the way, your cousin Sun Yuze? What does he do?"
Sun Guo paused for a moment, seemed to have some kind of emotion, and said: "He has been very good at reading since he was a child, with good grades. He studied abroad, opened his own company to make money, and has a cousin who is very kind to him..." "
"Anyway, it's pretty awesome. I'll tell you more about it later."
"It's your turn to tell me how you got the invitation. You can't get it even if you're not a connected person."
Xie Yu hesitated for a moment and then said: "Okay, I still remember half a year ago, we went to the folk culture market to buy the three-piece set to ward off evil spirits."
Sun Guo: "Remember, remember, it does feel useful. Didn't you tell us that we were less lucky after buying that three-piece set?"
Xie Yu sighed. He knew that the three-piece suit Sun Guo bought had no aura and was just a piece of shit.
The reason why I was less unlucky and got rid of my bad luck was because of the batch of three-piece sets I trained and taught.
This cannot be said, Xie Yu is afraid of being "studyed" by others.
Xie Yu continued: "Then you remember, I added a hundred yuan in the end, and the guy also sold me the pair of small iron gourds behind the bar door."
Sun Guo: "Is this happening? Why don't I remember!"
"Eh, no, no, I remember that as soon as you left that store, you dragged me out and asked you anything, but you didn't say anything, as if your butt was on fire."
"I thought you missed something, but why didn't you say anything later?"
Xie Yu also said: "Where did the following come from? You went to see your girlfriend and you just forgot about it!"
Sun Guo doubted: "Really?"
"Forget it, keep talking!"
Xie Yu: "Okay, where am I?"
Seeing that Sun Guo wanted to get angry, Xie Yu continued: "The origin of those pair of little iron gourds is unusual!"
Sun Guo: "I'm just telling you, you missed it, tell me what's unusual about those pair of iron handles."
Xie Yu: "Iron handle? Okay!"
"I cleaned it and sent it to an appraisal agency to prove it was a thousand-year-old object. Then I asked experts to make three appraisal certificates."
Sun Guo: "No wonder. During that time, you often went out on bicycles to change shifts with others. I thought you were scared and wanted to go back to rest. Turns out that's what you were doing!"
Suddenly he exclaimed: "Oh, Fatty, I understand, let's send this good thing to the auction!"
"Tell me quickly, how much money did you take?"
Xie Yu: "Indeed, it was sent to the auction house and auctioned..."
Sun Guo quickly waved his hand and said: "Don't tell me, leave some suspense, and what you said may not be accurate, haha, I will check it myself!"
Having said that, get started and search online.
Xie Yu thought for a while and said nothing. Sure enough, the Internet was convenient, and Sun Guo soon found the result.
He pointed at the pair of gourd-shaped tiger talismans and said, "These are actually tiger talismans. I didn't expect that the tiger talisman is not tiger-shaped?"
"I'll go, one hundred million..., one hundred million..., really or not, fat man, you are a multi-millionaire."
"A treat, three big meals, no, ten big meals. Today I actually saw a multi-millionaire with my own eyes. It was exciting."
Xie Yu smiled and said: "A multi-millionaire is nothing in this Puhai Devil. Brother Guo, your house should cost at least 30 million to start with!"
Sun Guo: "What's 30 million? Someone offered 40 million, but that house can't be sold. The price is just for people to see."
"But this is cash. It's more than 10 million in cash, not 17.53 million. It's round and round. It's nearly 20 million, Zhen Zhen!"
Xie Yu shook his head and said in peace: "Brother Guo, have you forgotten the handling fees, taxes, and agency fees?"
Sun Guo: "How much can it be? It's just a fraction!"
Xie Yu: "Oh, you, Brother Guo, what should I say? Maybe you are too well protected. Let me tell you a story."
Sun Guo "Fat man, you tell a story? Okay, tell it!"
Xie Yu: "There is a corrupt county magistrate who wants to be greedy for money. But after all the taxes have been collected, he still wants to take money from the people. He needs a reason."
"So, the news spread that bandits were raging in the county, and someone directed and staged it. The people believed it and demanded that the bandits be suppressed."
"To suppress bandits, we need to use money. For our own safety, people in the city donate money and materials. Sometimes they are famous local residents."
Sun Guo: "There are no bandits, so why are we suppressing them?"
Xie Yu continued: "It's not really about suppressing bandits, but the money is real, so the money will be divided between the corrupt county magistrate and 30-70."
Sun Guo: "This corrupt official, who deceives the people, still gets 70% of the money."
Xie Yu: "The property donated by the wealthy households will be returned as it is. The wealthy households will receive 70% of the property donated by ordinary people, and the corrupt officials and county magistrates will receive 30%."
Sun Guo: "How could this be? By the way, Fatty Xie, what do you mean by giving this example?"
Xie Yu: "I originally thought of selling these pair of gourd talismans for hundreds of thousands."
"It's the appraisal expert's recommendation that gives me the chance to go to the auction. But you have to explain the origin of the items at the auction. I can only go to the Genuine Pavilion again."
"Of course there is some exchange. Even if the pair of gourd soldiers are auctioned, I guess I can only get a small amount."
Sun Guo shook his head and said: "No, that's not possible. Since you spent money to buy this thing, no matter how much it is, it belongs to you. You still find the value in it."
"Fat man, have you negotiated a share ratio with them?"
Xie Yu: "It's just a verbal agreement, no details, but it's better than selling it in a store for hundreds of thousands."
Sun Guo: "That's what I said, Fatty, but I feel like this is too bullying. Wait a minute and I'll call my cousin."
Not long after, Sun Guo, who came back from making a phone call, gave Xie Yu a good sign and said:
"It just so happens that my cousin has some dealings with the auction house. He is very curious about your thoughts and wants to ask you to meet."
"He said that this auction house, not to mention the store, is a big bully. If he were here, he would at least have some scruples and not dare to do anything too much."
Xie Yu said gratefully: "Brother Guo, there's nothing more to say. I've got the money, and I can't help but express my gratitude."
Sun Guo: "I don't care. Just treat me to a few big meals. As long as you don't miss my cousin's share."
Xie Yu: "I understand this, there will definitely be no shortage of it."
Sighing, Xie Yu said nothing more.
Then, the two of them were ready to set off.
When Sun Guo saw Xie Yu's slightly more formal attire, he suddenly thought of something and joked: "Come on, call the police. There is a gangster brother here. If you don't catch him, he will affect the appearance of the city."
"Zi Zhen, I understand now. I didn't realize it when I did things with you before."
"Fat man, with your formal attire and your temperament, I don't dare to spy on you. It seems that there is no need for my cousin to take action!"
Xie Yu: "That won't work. I am Xu Kezi."
Sun Guo: "It's up to you. Let's go. You can't let my cousin come to the funeral home to pick you up. It's too unlucky."
Xie Yu understood. After getting ready, the two took their things and walked out.
While walking, Sun Guo started to talk to Xie Yu about his cousin's import and export art trading company.
In fact, it is to take advantage of Westerners' obsession with Eastern mysterious culture, customize and sell some, and modernize the production of high-imitation ancient gold and silver porcelain, imitation paintings and other handicrafts.
These are completely reasonable and compliant, with legal procedures. They are not national treasures. In fact, in ancient times, there were also domestically produced foreign porcelains for sale.
