(Thanks to book friend "Zi Wanting" for 2 recommendation votes, "Infinite Vitality and Sky Blue" for 3 recommendation votes, and "Soul Drunk in Xiangxi" for 5 recommendation votes.
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"Hmm, huh? What's going on? Why can't you move!"
A few fragments of memory flashed through, and there were a few more things in the memory.
Too much experience, although it did not improve Xie Yu's IQ, it improved Xie Yu's experience and experience.
Xie Yu soon understood what was going on. In some aspects, he was too experienced in this matter.
"Oh, it's time to travel through time again, but this time something seems to be wrong."
"No, Yin Jianping and Gan Jiumei have been given a rejuvenation spell. Judging from their condition, they must have fully recovered. The curse should be lifted."
At this time, more memories flashed in Xie Yu's mind, quickly confusing Xie Yu's consciousness.
Suddenly!
"It's so scary, so scary, so scary..."
"You must save yourself and save yourself."
"Who am I, who am I, by the way, who am I, I am Xie Yu, I am Xie Yu, I am Xie Yu..."
More memories flashed through Xie Yu's mind. He was abducted to the northwest at a young age. The first few years were good, but until the adoptive parents had their own children, things got worse and worse.
Until one day, he was pulled out of school by his adoptive father, who randomly stuffed him with a quilt and an ID card, and entered an irregular coal mine with people from the same village.
After several years of hard work, a mining accident occurred. He fled, grabbed a train, and fled eastward. Once he arrived in the largest city on the seaside, Puhai Magic City.
In the following years, I used my age-changed ID card to work as a factory screwdriver, waiter, security guard, food delivery boy, courier, delivery driver, and takeaway person. After working in coal mining for several years, my body was injured and I looked quite strong. , and some old ministers, so no one noticed them.
Then, one day, I thought I was in love, but I turned out to be a liar, and my savings for many years were involved. Think about it, you are like a goddess, and you are well-dressed. How could you believe in "love" just because someone in the crowd took one more look at you? "Thank you for your love for Xie Yu.
After waking up, Xie Yu regretted it and wanted to commit suicide by drinking alcohol.
One day while buying wine, Xie Yu passed by an advertising wall and saw an advertisement for patrolmen in a funeral home. It said that the day shift salary was 20,000 yuan a month and the night shift salary was 30,000 yuan a month, with 4 days off per month.
This kind of salary is only 20,000 yuan even if Xie Yu works hard for a month. The cost of living in big cities is too high.
Not to mention that it also includes food and accommodation, five insurances and one fund. After working for two years, the monthly salary can reach 50,000. Although you have heart disease and high blood pressure, if you are timid, there are no academic requirements.
These advertisements turned out to be just for a laugh. Xie Yu suddenly thought that since he wanted to die, he wanted to see how he would deal with his funeral affairs after death. According to the advertisement notice, he went for an interview.
During the interview, the number of people was smaller than Xie Yu expected, and many people gave up on the interview. It seemed that many people would rather be poor than do this. This should be related to traditional culture.
In the past, when Xie Yu delivered takeout or express delivery, he would never take the order because he had no choice but to take the order. If Xie Yu was not in a serious mood, he would not come.
So Xie Yu casually said that compared with fear of death, he was more afraid of poverty, and passed.
In fact, it was later discovered that only those who passed the physical examination were given to those who passed the physical examination, and those who were notified of internships. During the internship period, facing the fear head-on was the best way to eliminate them. The interview just seemed more formal.
Of course, the funeral home does lack manpower. After a simple seven-day training, Xie Yu became a trainee patrolman at the funeral home.
During the three-month internship period, there are no day or night shifts for the time being. The internship salary is tentatively set at 8,500 yuan, which is higher than the salary of regular screwdrivers in some small factories. Food and accommodation are included.
It’s just that during the internship period, only 1,500 yuan per month will be paid as living expenses. If you give up midway, you will not receive the internship salary later. It seems that you are afraid that people will run away midway.
Xie Yu's internship was basically arranged in the night shift. Although the night shift was less busy, Xie Yu's idea of suicide was given up after a few times.
If there is no comparison, there will be no harm. If you lose money in life, you can make more money. Why should a man worry about not having a wife? In fact, life is quite good.
However, Xie Yu, who was about to become a regular employee this day, was working the night shift.
I encountered an order. It was a cement tanker truck that collided with the delivery boy who was trying to grab the order. Of course, the two collisions were not on the same level. The delivery boy was crushed...
Others didn't care that Xie Yu was an intern. Without other old employees present, they could only force Xie Yu to clean up. As a former takeaway boy, Xie Yu was shocked by that scene...
Then, as expected, the scene of the delivery boy's accident was deeply imprinted in the mind of the original person Xie Yu.
The original person, Xie Yu, dreamed that she was wearing the same clothes. After she reluctantly fell asleep, she was about to die.
Although due to his irregular diet in the past few years and his childhood poverty, Xie Yu liked food heavy in oil and salt when he came to the Magic City.
Over the past few years, Xie Yu's unhealthy muscles due to coal mining turned into circles of fat, making him obese.
Fortunately, I am young and have no major problems.
However, at this time, the dream demon rushed forward, coupled with the body's obesity, suddenly made Xie Yu feel anxious, which was a sign of heart disease.
It's just that Xie Yu has been in a nightmare state, and may soon "realize" the wish he had when he first came to the funeral home.
Just when Xie Yu was about to die of paralysis, Xie Yu finally possessed him and came over.
Crisis, crisis!
Xie Yu, who finally got rid of the nightmare memory, immediately tried everything he had learned in his life in order to save himself.
"Is it another world of ghosts?"
Xie Yu was extremely disappointed. It seemed that in order to achieve the shortest time travel, he might have to watch himself being sent to the crematorium behind the funeral home to be cremated. He didn't know if he was injured at work.
Xie Yu suddenly discovered that frustrating technique again, and it seemed to work.
Again, this "Tiancan Magic Skill", like the immortal Xiaoqiang, constantly tempted Xie Yu.
At this point, Xie Yu didn't want to watch being cremated, so she had no choice but to use the Tiancan Divine Art.
Maybe it's because he's in the dormitory of the crematorium now, or maybe it's because there are too many dark poisons accumulated in his body.
The practice of Tiancan Shen Gong went particularly smoothly on this day, and it can be said that I got started instantly.
Of course, I guess I can only get started. After all, we are in the world of Jue Ling again, let alone the world of Jue Spirit in modern civilization.
Being able to quickly learn the Tiancan Divine Skill in this kind of world can only be accomplished by a combination of various factors.
This method of affecting appearance was stopped immediately after Xie Yu's physical crisis was resolved.
I tried other techniques again, because I was in the Jueling World and could only consider the spiritual aspect.
Although there is the blessing of the introductory Tiancan magic skill, Xie Yu can choose... There is a Hidden Dragon Sleeping Skill of the ancestor Chen Chuan, which seems to be usable.
No need to hesitate, Xie Yu immediately switched to the Hidden Dragon Sleeping Technique, and soon the complexion of Xie Yu, who had originally been black and twisted cheeks, and whose whole body was constantly sweating and even oily, finally recovered.
It's just that since he has practiced the Tiancan Divine Art, although there are some mediations by the Hidden Dragon Sleeping Technique, Xie Yu's appearance will only go downhill from now on and will never go up again.
But compared with being sent to the cremator, just losing appearance is a small price to pay.
When he finally opened his eyes, Xie Yu was still not thankful that he finally came to life. When he opened his eyes, he saw that it was a two-person dormitory. The smell was... evil....
After getting up quickly, I saw that the bedding was stained with grease and sweat, and I was disgusted...
Xie Yu quickly got out of bed, rolled up these things, and quickly opened the window for ventilation.
Then, Xie Yu rushed into the small bathroom, opened the rain spout, and rushed in with all his strength.
Fortunately, Xie Yutian was introduced to the Can Magic Kung Fu and received some blessings. Finally, I used a shoe brush and transparent alkali soap for washing clothes, and then I was able to clean myself.
Then, after drying, Xie Yu put on a new set of clothes, rolled up the old underwear and bedding, and threw them into the big trash can downstairs.
Xie Yu went to the logistics office again, signed a loan and received a new set of bedding.
Recalling the thoughts in his heart, Xie Yu came to the dormitory holding a new bedding.
Suddenly, a tall and thin man who looked like a monkey rushed out from the dormitory.
Xie Yu didn't take it in his turn to speak, and the tall and thin man said anxiously: "Fat man, you are in the dormitory, are you...?"
Seeing Xie Yu's face suddenly droop, the tall man said clearly: "Forget it, I don't want to, I guess whoever sees that kind of situation for the first time is almost the same as you."
"And it's late at night, so it's really unlucky for you to encounter me. But then again, since you're doing this, the chances of encountering this kind of thing are too high. I just didn't expect you to encounter it so soon."
Xie Yu said based on this body memory: "Brother Guo, I don't want to be like this either, I just can't control it."
Brother Guo: "Forget it, I can't blame you entirely. Let's get some ventilation first and let's go out for a walk!"
Xie Yu: "Okay!"
Speaking of this Brother Guo, his name is actually Sun Guo. He was an intern who joined Xie Yu at the same time. The date on his ID card is exactly half a month older than Xie Yu's, but his background is much better than Xie Yu's.
Not to mention a local, he is a serious college student who has studied construction economics for five years at the Shanghai University of Finance and Economics.
As for why he does this, there are many reasons: he wants to support his girlfriend, he doesn’t want to endure too much hardship, it’s hard to find a job, he wants to take the postgraduate entrance examination, and he wants to take the construction engineer and cost engineer certificates.
Although Sun Guo is a local and there are no poor people in that area, the conditions of his family are quite average in my opinion. They are just a shabby little house in an old alley, with a family of three. The surface value is very high, but it can't be sold!
When he passed the interview, others called him Sun Guohou, Shouhou, etc. He had been called this nickname since he was a child, but he actually hated it.
But Xie Yu didn't call him because he had done a lot of service work, especially delivering food, so he only called him Brother Guo. Even if Sun Guo called Xie Yu Fatty, Xie Yu never called him Skinny Monkey or anything like that. nickname.
Sometimes, good impressions come out of this comparison, and the impression is slightly better than others. Xie Yu has become his only friend in this funeral home.
Not only do the two of them live in a shared dormitory, they also communicate a lot. Maybe fat people and fat people all over the world are a good combination!
For example, Journey to the West.
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Xie Yu was in a really good mood after seeing this familiar yet unfamiliar world of high-rise buildings come to life again.
Looking at Xie Yu who looked like he had gone through a lot of changes, Sun Guo said: "Fat man, I heard from an old colleague that why we newcomers are so unlucky is because we just lack the three-piece set of luck. "
Xie Yu: "Three-piece luck set, Brother Guo, what is this?"
Sun Guo: "It's the Five Emperors' Money, the Nasha Gourd, and the Bagua Mirror."
Xie Yu: "Well, Brother Guo, as a good boy who has gone through compulsory education, isn't that a feudal superstition?"
Sun Guo: "Fat man, don't you understand? It's better to believe that something is true than to believe that something is not true."
"You just encountered that thing. In fact, you can just use it as psychological comfort."
Xie Yu: "Okay, Brother Guo, I will listen to you."
Sun Guo: "Don't worry, Fatty. The boss introduced by my old colleague is quite famous in our funeral parlor. If not us, he is the leader of the parlor..."
Xie Yu: "Okay, let's go now?"
Sun Guo: "Of course, it's just in time to ventilate the dormitory."
Xie Yu: "Well, that's right. I'll go pick up the car first."
Sun Guo: "Okay..."
Not long after, Xie Yu took out the electric motorcycle he bought from the carport for taking out food.
Not to mention, in this huge international city with a population of more than 30 million, during working hours, that luxury car can’t run as smoothly as Xie Yu’s electric motorcycle!
It's just that I haven't ridden it for a while, so the electric motorcycle has some weak electricity.
When we arrived at the folk street that Sun Guo mentioned, there was only one space left for Xie Yudian Motorcycle's shop.
First, I found a fast-charging stall, charged the battery, and parked the car.
The two of them arrived at this folk street. When they reached the street entrance, Xie Yu said "Hey" first.
Sun Guo smiled and said: "Fat man, you must be restrained. This is not a rest day, otherwise there will be more people."
"Let me tell you, now that the domestic economy is developing rapidly, everyone has something in their pocket. Youdao is an antique in prosperous times and gold in troubled times."
"Coupled with the reports on TV programs, this treasure hunt is happening every day in this folk street."
"Of course, it's a lie nine times out of ten. It's more of a slap in the face. Just watch the excitement, don't really do it."
Xie Yu: "Brother Guo, I really want to get started, but the economy doesn't allow it!"
Sun Guo: "Whatever is not allowed, you still deduct it."
Xie Yu smiled and said nothing, and followed Sun Guo into this folk street.
As he walked, Xie Yu's head blurred. It was indeed true. Xie Yu seemed to be able to see some fluctuations. It was probably an aura!
If this is the case, you can take advantage of it and make a fortune.
To be honest, apart from making people look ugly and their personalities extreme, this Tiancan Divine Art is not without its benefits.
However, with this mentality, these store owners who have been doing business here all year round are naturally not fools.
Under the modern scientific and technological appraisal methods, some auras have been marked with an affordable price.
Let’s look at the prices of other counterfeit products. In this case, don’t think about missing out. It’s better not to be deceived.
Seeing Xie Yu's novelties everywhere, Sun Guo said: "Fat man, don't look blindly. You don't know if there is one out of a thousand. The locals all know that if you look blindly like this, you will be regarded as a big water monkey. Let's Hurry up and get that three-piece protective suit."
Xie Yu: "That's right, let's go..."
Finally, under the leadership of Sun Guo, they came to a remote corner of the back street. There were very few people in this place, but the storefronts were larger than those on the front street.
Arriving at a "Zhenpin Pavilion" store, Sun Guo took out his work ID and directly identified himself.
The clerk immediately understood this and asked what he wanted, so he took Sun Guo and Xie Yu to the backyard grocery warehouse so they could choose for themselves.
When they arrived at the grocery warehouse, looking at the piles of evil spirit gourds, Bagua mirrors, and Five Emperors coins, the clerk gave each of them a large cheap black plastic bag.
Let the two of them choose at will, and they found fifty-one items in total, and they were a little dumbfounded.
The two were about to pick, but Sun Guo had just touched a few defective evil-resolving gourds and cursed inwardly: "It's so good that you can't even transform your own!"
So, Sun Guo went to his assistant and asked if there was any better finished product.
The waiter smiled, he had been waiting for this, and immediately said it was a set meal with a minimum of 500.
Sun Guo saw Xie Yu who was still carefully choosing. He knew that Xie Yu was used to saving money, so he didn't ask Xie Yu any more questions.
Just ask the guy to take him to see those packages.
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