"Ouch, this..." The Supreme Emperor was startled at first.
But if you look closely at Daochang Zhou's young face with gray eyebrows and no wrinkles, it is red and swollen, like a braised pig's head.
He couldn't help but laugh...it was so tragic and funny.
Zhou Lingfeng raised his hand and touched his face.
"Hiss..." He took a breath of air, it hurt!
"What...what's going on?" He glared at Yu'er fiercely.
Yu'er looked innocent and frightened, and hid behind the Supreme Emperor, "Grandpa Huang, Taoist Master Zhou is so vicious, I'm afraid!"
The Supreme Emperor frowned and said, "He is a child, why are you yelling at him? Scare the little Highness again!"
Zhou Lingfeng took a deep breath and suppressed his anger.
Will the prince be afraid? !
He is afraid of birds!
Look at the smile and pride in his eyes! He is not sure how beautiful he is!
Zhou Lingfeng took a deep breath and suppressed his anger.
He turned around and was about to ask the palace servants to bring him a bronze mirror.
Unexpectedly, when the palace people saw him, they were stunned for a moment.
Then, "Pfft hahahahaha..."
The entire Palace of Supreme Harmony was filled with laughter.
Zhou Lingfeng: "..."
He worked hard for several months to create the image of an old immortal with "immortal demeanor" and "achieving the Tao and rising to immortality"!
Just this little brat like the prince! So ruined!
Zhou Lingfeng clenched his fists and cracked his knuckles.
He turned back and glared at Yu'er.
Yu'er huddled behind the Supreme Emperor, winking at him and sticking out her tongue.
"Ah——" Zhou Lingfeng wanted to look up to the sky and scream, he hated children the most! Ahhhh!
But due to the Supreme Emperor's protection, he had no choice but to quickly retract his gaze, turn around, cover his face with his wide sleeves, and run quickly towards his palace.
"What's wrong with Daozhang Zhou? After losing two rounds, can't you afford to lose? Your head is swollen with bloating?"
Yu'er bit her fingertips and asked innocently.
The Supreme Emperor didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and looked at him suspiciously, "Why did you provoke Taoist Zhou?"
Yu'er looked silly and sweet, "Ah? When?"
The Supreme Emperor looked at the child's ignorant and innocent expression and couldn't help but raise his hand to touch his head lovingly.
"No, no, Daozhang Zhou was staring at you just now. Grandpa Huang is overthinking it. How could you, a child, provoke him?
"Oh, and don't mention the golden bell cover again. Since it is the Taoist sect's unique secret art, it's hard to ask him to betray the sect and teach you."
Yu'er nodded obediently, "Okay, Yu'er listen to Grandpa Huang!"
Elderly people like children who are well-behaved, sensible and obedient.
The Supreme Emperor was very satisfied with Yu'er.
"Daozhang Zhou is too stingy. Yu'er won't cry in anger even if she loses to her father for more than ten rounds!" Yu'er tilted her head and said.
The Supreme Emperor's eyes narrowed slightly, "How could it be emphysema..."
He looked at Yu'er and then at himself.
It was obvious that three people were sitting together playing together, and both of them were fine. However, Daozhang Zhou had trouble alone... It must be his own problem.
He is a Taoist priest, but he would have such a problem... Is it because he is not good at Taoism?
This made the Supreme Emperor feel a little unhappy.
"Isn't Taoist Zhou very powerful? From this point of view, is he really capable?" Yu'er stared at the Supreme Emperor and asked in a childish voice.
Just as he was talking about what was deep in his heart, the Supreme Emperor couldn't help but nodded slightly, "I want to see it again..."
Zhou Lingfeng returned to his room and looked at the red and swollen "pig head" in the bronze mirror. He was so angry that he went crazy.
"How is that possible? I clearly didn't touch his tea! His poisonous insects were also trampled to death by me!
"I used the 'golden bell', can he still succeed?"
Zhou Lingfeng's original almond-shaped eyes were now swollen into slits.
If the swelling continues like this, he will lose sight.
He spread out the yellow paper and dipped his pen in cinnabar to write the talisman.
But the swelling was so fast that he couldn't even see the cut yellow paper clearly.
"Damn it!" He raised his hand and threw the wolf hair.
I was teased by a child twice in one day!
For Zhou Lingfeng, it was a great shame and humiliation.
Fortunately no one saw it the first time...but this time it was different.
The kid probably dragged him to play cards on purpose to make him swell up in public!
How could he be seen like this by the Supreme Emperor and all the palace people!
His reputation as an "immortal" was ruined!
"Too much bullying!" Zhou Lingfeng gasped heavily.
He was so angry right now that he couldn't concentrate on practicing. In his current state, it would be strange if he didn't become obsessed with practicing.
But just so swollen?
Not to mention ugly, it’s not convenient for him!
His eyes were so swollen that he couldn't open his eyes, couldn't see anything, and his face was so tight that it hurt!
Zhou Lingfeng endured it again and again, but he couldn't bear it anymore.
He took out a brocade bag hidden in the deepest part of his luggage.
What’s in this kit is a treasure!
He spent a lot of effort and half his life's savings to get it!
He took out a small white jade porcelain bottle with a thin neck from his kit... If Wen Jin were here, she would definitely recognize it. Isn't this the "elixir" bottle she put on consignment at Dadexing Auction House?
Zhou Lingfeng poured out a round and smooth pill from the white jade bottle.
The pills exude a fresh and elegant lotus fragrance.
He held the elixir, put it to his nose and took a deep breath.
"Well..." It's really refreshing.
"Alas," Zhou Lingfeng sighed, "I originally planned to take it when I break through the bottleneck, but now I can't wait!"
Zhou Lingfeng took the pill that exuded a faint lotus fragrance.
He only felt a warm and comfortable feeling in his body.
Soon this comfortable feeling spread from the stomach to the whole body.
Even his swollen head relaxed.
He sat cross-legged and meditated, thinking it would be difficult to get into the zone.
Unexpectedly, under the influence of the "elixir", I fell into concentration in one second.
He instantly entered a state of selflessness.
A peaceful and comfortable smile appeared on his face.
I don't know how much time passed, but he opened his eyes, and a light suddenly appeared in them.
"It's so comfortable! This time I meditate and meditate, it's easier than ever before, and I'm more focused!
"This is the state of enlightenment! This is the unity of heaven and man!"
Zhou Lingfeng held the thin white porcelain bottle in both hands, with a fanatical light in his eyes, "The fairy medicine is indeed a fairy medicine! Even if it is worth a thousand gold, if you can buy it, it is worth it!"
It's a pity that he only has one!
If I could get a few more, practicing Qigong wouldn't be as difficult as it is now!
He was so comfortable that he almost forgot why he was taking the medicine...
Suddenly thinking of his own head, he hurried to the bronze mirror.
Hey! It's amazing, the swelling that was once swollen like a pig's head has actually subsided.
Not only does it reduce swelling, it also...
He looked at the person in the bronze mirror, looking left and right, "It seems to look younger, the skin is elastic and shiny, and even the eyes have a bit more energy! What a magic medicine!"
Zhou Lingfeng thought that he would go to the Supreme Emperor now in order to "save face."
Although it was swollen like that just now and made a fool of itself.
But it’s also a skill to be able to reduce swelling so quickly!
Zhou Lingfeng came to the main hall, but the Supreme Emperor and His Royal Highness were missing.
"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince took the Emperor to see the little princess." The eunuch explained.
Zhou Lingfeng couldn't help but be disappointed.
Soon, he found to his annoyance that the palace people who used to regard him as an old god and did not even dare to look at him now lacked a little awe.
They stared at his face like monkeys, either openly or secretly!
It’s really, really annoying!
He's not done with that little brat!
