After hearing these words, I was so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven. His eyes as big as mung beans stared at me, almost popping out of the chicken's sockets.
"Brother, what do you mean by this? What do you mean by this?"
Chicken Master was furious and shouted: "I finally saved your wife, but now you want to roast me and eat her? You...are you grateful to me like this?"
"How else do you want me to thank you?"
I raised the corner of my mouth and sneered: "Master Chicken, you stole from my wife and my grandfather. Do I have to thank you?"
"steal?"
"I stole your wife and your grandfather? Who told you this?"
Master Chicken was so angry that he gritted his teeth and said: "Slander, this is definitely slander. Who am I, Master Chicken? I am a being who dominates the three realms and six realms, and I am the king. How could I be framed by someone else?"
"Tell me quickly, who said this, dare to ruin my character like this, how can I mess around in the future? I want to beat him to death, I want to beat him to death!"
When it came to the latter part, Chicken Master was already filled with righteous indignation and his eyes were filled with murderous intent.
Hold the fork.
This chicken can really act.
Such old monsters are indeed treacherous and slippery, and they have mastered the ability to tell lies with open eyes.
If ordinary people encounter this kind of old monster, they will have to help count the money after being sold.
"I also think there is absolutely no problem with Chicken Master's chicken quality."
I looked at Jixiao and sneered: "But no one poured dirty water on you about those thefts. It was all done by yourself."
"You mean I'm pouring my own dirty water on myself?"
Chicken Master was so angry that he was speechless and said: "I have never been kicked in the head by a donkey. How could I reveal these ulterior secrets on my own? No, brother, what are you laughing at..."
Seeing my smiling face, Mr. Ji's words stopped abruptly, and the expression on Mr. Ji's face froze.
Only then did I realize that it had already spilled the beans.
"No, little brother, please listen to my explanation."
Master Ji felt guilty and said in a panic: "I don't have any hidden secrets at all. I just said the wrong thing."
"Editor, please continue to make it up for me!"
I sneered.
"Did you already come over when I was muttering just now?" Mr. Ji was furious.
"What else?"
I said with a cold face: "You stole the treasures of heaven and earth from my wife and my grandfather, and were sealed twice by my grandfather. I don't know any of your ulterior secrets?"
After hearing what I said, Chicken Master's face was ashen.
"Mad, I'm such a mean-mouthed person. I really want to slap myself twice and slap myself to death."
Chicken Master felt so regretful that his intestines were almost green with regret.
"It's useless if you slap yourself to death. Anyway, your cultivation is sealed and you can't beat me. You will definitely be roasted and eaten by me."
But it's very evil.
I found that after roasting for so long, not even a single feather of the chicken was burned off, let alone the chicken.
The chicken was just burned until it turned red.
"You're such a thick-skinned person, but you didn't even burn off a single chicken feather. It seems like you need to add more dry firewood."
Said.
I put some more dry firewood down, which made the fire a lot bigger.
"Ah...giggle..."
Chicken Master was burned until he screamed, and he was so angry that he said: "That was five hundred years ago, and I didn't steal from you. What's your account against me? If you burn me again, believe it or not." Shall I expose you?"
"my business?"
I was stunned when I heard this, "What can I do?"
"Brother, although you look like a human being, you are a scumbag and an animal that wants to gnaw on women when they see them."
Chicken Master looked at me and said with a smile: "The Fan family's Jade Guanyin and the second ancestor of the Living King of Hell were all slept to death by you, especially the Corpse King Xi Shi, but they were still pregnant with your bastard."
When I heard these words, the smile on my face froze.
No matter what, I never thought that Master Ji would threaten me with these things.
"I know a lot more."
Then he saw Chicken Master and said again: "Your taste is not ordinary. In the mass grave in the Dead Man's Valley, you also played to death for the white-bone spirit Diao Chan, right?"
"You have such a scandal, if I expose you, do you think Ji Guyue will give you something good to eat?"
"I know her temper very well."
"That girl is cold and domineering. She draws her sword whenever she disagrees with her. Her murderous intention is even worse than that of Corpse King Xi Shi. I ask you, can you resist?"
Hearing these words, my face turned pale immediately.
Although Ji Guyue said that it was okay for me to attract prostitutes outside, she also told me not to leave any wild species.
Damn it.
If Ji Guyue really knew about the corpse king Xishi being pregnant by me, would he cut me off with a sword strike?
I'm afraid she really dares to do this.
Because just like Mr. Ji said, the impression given by Ji Guyue was that of a cold and domineering woman from beginning to end.
And the murderous intention is also very serious.
If Ji Guyue knew about these affairs of mine, I'm afraid I, a three-legged man, would immediately turn into a two-legged man.
When these thoughts passed through me, cold sweat broke out on my forehead.
In a panic, he looked around.
"Your wife is looking for a place to take a bath."
Chicken Master looked at me with a sly smile, "Brother, do you still want to roast me and eat me?"
"I hate it when people threaten me."
Staring at Lord Chicken fiercely, I was filled with anger.
"If you want to kill people and silence them, you can try."
Then Master Ji said unscrupulously: "Before you kill me, I can definitely reveal all your scandals."
"You have the guts!"
I said angrily: "I don't have to pursue those things five hundred years ago, but you have to let me rot in my stomach. If the news reaches the ears of my wife, I will definitely kill you." .”
I still chose to compromise and put down the chicken that was hanging upside down on the tree while I was roasting it.
"Don't worry, I have a very strict mouth."
Master Ji looked around and said anxiously to me: "Hurry up, untie the chain for me."
"Why are you urging me?"
"When your wife comes back from the shower, she will really roast me and eat me."
Chicken Master said anxiously: "Do you think I can stop being anxious?"
The iron chain locked Master Ji's neck and legs. It took a lot of effort for me to help Master Ji open it.
"Brother, you are a good person. I will remember your kindness."
After saying these words, Mr. Chicken ran away.
Damn it.
Is this chicken afraid of my wife?
After I let Master Ji go, I took out a cigarette and took two or three puffs. Suddenly, I felt a cold and depressing breath blowing towards my face.
When I turned around and looked around, I saw a silhouette walking towards me from the woods.
She seems to be my daughter-in-law Ji Guyue.
