I admit that I am an animal.
The taste is strong.
I have become a man in this world. From ancient times to the present, I have only dared to secretly think about ridiculous things but did not have the courage to do them.
In the past, mourning has spread all over the land, allowing countless demons and ghosts to talk about sex, and making them lose their minds in the process of pain and joy.
These are things not worth showing off.
but.
It can make the reckless hero Xu Xian, the undead knight Ning Caichen and other seniors bow down to earth and feel inferior to them.
And I also feel that I, Chen Changsheng, am a strong-willed and upright man.
unprecedented.
He is a role model for our generation.
But if you often walk by the river, how can your shoes not get wet?
Made.
Xi Shi, the corpse king, slept with me and made me sleep miserable.
The corpse king Xi Shi has been insulted by me so many times, and now she is pregnant with my child. It is estimated that the anger that has been suppressed for a long time has completely burst out.
This time she used her own way to treat other people's bodies, chewing me up until I was covered with teeth marks and scratches.
As far as the eye could see, it was terrible, as if it had been humped by a sow.
Especially places that cannot be described in words.
The immortal's body was all swollen.
The pain is unbearable when I move.
And this trauma is not the worst, the physical damage is truly terrible.
I don't know how long I have been chewed by Xi Shi, the Corpse King. At this moment, I just feel dizzy, my limbs are weak, and my whole body seems to have been hollowed out.
All the vitality and vitality have been drained.
I looked like a terminally ill person, extremely weak.
The only good thing is that his cultivation level has not fallen.
But vitality and qi and blood are the foundation of human beings.
The stronger a cultivator is, the more vitality and vitality he will have. Now that I have been drained by the Corpse King Xi Shi, even though I am still a strong man in the heavenly realm, my appearance has been reduced, and my real combat power has plummeted.
Even if I face a powerful person from the Xuan Realm, I don't have the ability to compete.
It can only kill the cultivators in the earth realm.
The thought of this made me so angry that I almost vomited blood.
I never expected that Xi Shi, the Corpse King, would imitate him and use the same method to deal with me.
The only thing that surprised me was that I wasn't killed by her.
Just be alive.
As long as I am still alive, even if I don't use the treasures of heaven and earth, I can still make up for it in other ways.
Out of anger, I quickly looked around.
It was in a strange bedroom.
I didn’t see the Corpse King Xi Shi either.
I rested for a while, dragged my very tired body, struggled to get up from the bed, and immediately took out the clothes from the jade pendant space and put them on.
There was a mirror on the dressing table, so I walked over and took a look.
I can't bear to look at my ghostly appearance.
The whole face was pale and pale, without any blood.
Looking at the door of the room, I was about to go out, but suddenly I remembered something and hurriedly looked for it on the bed.
After searching for a long time, I couldn't find my bone rod.
If not found, it must have fallen into the hands of the Corpse King Xi Shi.
But that is Ji Guyue's magical weapon.
"I lost a lot of money!"
I had a dark face, and I was really going to be so angry that I would vomit blood from the corpse king Xi Shi.
Thinking back to the time when she was squatting by the river and suddenly collapsed and cried, I always felt that this was abnormal.
A corpse king who has been practicing for thousands of years cannot collapse so easily.
There must be some fraud in this matter.
But I was on every precaution, but I never thought that Xi Shi, the corpse king squatting by the river and crying, was not herself.
She did that drama just to confuse me.
And in order to catch me, she turned into a seriously ill old woman and child to deceive me, and when I relaxed a little, I fell into her hands.
Made.
This is a serial trap.
Older gingers are more spicy.
I seriously underestimated this thousand-year-old corpse king.
As soon as I thought about this, I suppressed the anger in my heart, opened the door and walked out.
Corpse King Xishi didn't kill me directly. He must have wanted to wait for me to recover and come back to cause trouble for me.
I'm definitely gone now, there's nothing to worry about.
But to my surprise, when I opened the door and walked out, I found that I was still in that boat.
The room where I had sex with the Corpse King Xishi was in the cabin.
The wooden boat is docked on the river bank.
I looked up and saw the tall, thin man guarding the shore.
thump!
He looked at me and knelt down on the ground in fear.
"Brother, I'm sorry for you."
The tall and thin uncle said with fear on his face: "I was threatened by that woman to catch you with a fishing net, otherwise she would kill me and my whole family. I had no choice. You can only do what she wants."
This tall and thin uncle is not a monk, but an ordinary person.
I came ashore and walked over, looking at him with a cold face and a cold light in my eyes. I really wanted to kill him.
Although the tall and thin man was threatened, he still gave me a look.
The result was good.
He and the Corpse King Xi Shi really cooperated like an old married couple.
Are you angry?
"You know you're sorry for me, why didn't you take the opportunity to leave before I woke up?" I asked through gritted teeth.
"The woman asked me to wait."
The tall, thin man wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, took a deep breath and said, "When you wake up, you want me to pass on a message to you."
"explain!"
I kept a cold face.
Then the tall and thin man said, "That woman said she wanted you to take a good rest, and she will come to see you again."
Hearing these words, I clenched my fists loudly.
I knew that Xishi, the Corpse King, was not going to kill me because he just wanted to wait for me to recover before draining me dry.
There is no doubt that she wants to use me as a furnace.
But she wouldn't stand a chance.
When she falls into my hands, I will let her know what it means to be ecstatic.
"Brother, actually I'm not sorry for you."
Then the tall and thin man said again: "That girl is as beautiful as a fairy. You are really lucky to be attracted by her."
"My blessing?" I had black lines all over the door.
"I told the truth."
The tall and thin uncle took a deep breath and said: "In our village, it is difficult to find a wife like you. To be honest, if a fairy falls in love with you, it is a blessing accumulated in eight lifetimes."
Hearing these words, my face instantly turned darker.
What do you mean I am like this, if it is difficult to find a wife in their village?
I am tall, burly, and extremely handsome. Let alone going to their village, even in any village, women have to queue up, believe it or not?
The immortal is stern, what does this uncle look like?
"You should really know how to cherish it."
At this time, the tall and thin uncle said to me seriously: "You two have been struggling all day and night on my boat. From this, I can tell that you still like her very much. It's just that your physique is so bad. If I were When I was young, I was still full of energy for seven days and seven nights."
Don't stop me.
Don't let anyone stop me.
Even if this tall and thin uncle is an ordinary person, I want to punch him at this moment.
How dare you say I can't do it?
How can anyone hit someone like this?
Damn it, the person sleeping with me is the thousand-year-old corpse king.
"I see."
With a dark face, I immediately turned around and left, too lazy to pay any attention to the tall, thin man.
But before I had gone far, I saw a tall and thin man shouting at me from behind: "Brother, you usually buy more bullwhip and stew it to eat. You can eat whatever you eat with that thing, otherwise it will be like your physique." , I guess it would be green to marry that girl..."
Hearing these words, I staggered and almost fell to the ground.
