Where in the world is there a rooster that lays eggs?
Throughout the ages, this is simply unheard of. If you hadn’t seen it with your own eyes, you wouldn’t believe it was true.
The ghost driver asked, "Chen Changsheng, are you a woman?"
"He's a man."
Song Cuihua responded to the ghost driver in a very affirmative tone.
She is not blind yet.
How could the person I like not be able to tell whether he is a boy or a girl?
When she was at Devil's Ridge, she took it out with her hands, and it was not that big.
"I can tell, it's probably a man."
I was lying on the ground with my belly bulging. The ghost driver glanced up and down and noticed the protruding position. The tent was very obvious.
"But you are a man, how can you still get pregnant?"
The ghost driver asked Song Cuihua the same question.
"Can you two calm down? It hurts me so much right now."
The two of them kept getting to the bottom of it, asking me why a grown man could get pregnant. They asked me so terribly, who should I ask?
Say it again.
Now I am in terrible pain. Do I have the strength to explain to them both?
"Chang Sheng, don't panic."
Song Cuihua said excitedly: "Looking at this situation, you should be about to give birth. Although I have not delivered babies to others, I have seen them."
"Miss Song, how are you delivering the baby?"
The ghost driver was stunned and said, "Chen Changsheng is a man."
"Bring me the knife."
Song Cuihua said quickly: "If a man cannot give birth naturally, he can only have a caesarean section."
The ghost driver quickly brought a big knife.
The long and wide kind.
Looking at the gleaming big knife, I immediately felt black lines on my forehead and said, "You two want to perform a disembowelment on me? No, don't mess with me."
"Changsheng, you can't put off giving birth to a baby."
Song Cuihua said anxiously: "If this matter is delayed for a long time, the fetus in your belly will burst your belly. Don't worry, I have performed a caesarean section on my dog before, so I still have this clinical experience."
Is having a caesarean section on a dog called clinical experience?
Damn it.
Are they trying to kill me?
I panicked and said, "No, you can't act like this. This is probably just fetal movement. I have a way to calm the baby down."
But Song Cuihua was right, I might be giving birth and it's hard to say.
Because this fetal movement was unprecedentedly strong, it was so painful that my whole body was shivering, and I felt like my stomach was about to burst.
But even if I want to give birth, I can't give birth in such a barren mountain.
We can't even let them deliver the baby.
I'm afraid that if Song Cuihua is stabbed, she will be killed instantly.
"The baby is about to be born, how do you keep the baby quiet?"
"I have a solution."
I said, "But even if I have to give birth, I have to go to the hospital to give birth."
but.
As soon as I finished speaking, a whip several meters long suddenly swung from the side, entangled the thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, and pulled it back with the long whip.
When I looked up, my pupils suddenly contracted.
I don’t know when I saw a woman wearing white clothes and a mask standing not far from us.
And the woman wearing the mask also held a whip in her hand.
And my thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum.
"Jade Guanyin?"
Looking at the woman wearing the mask, I was immediately shocked. My eyes were full of disbelief. I didn't expect that Jade Guanyin would appear at this time.
"I didn't expect you to still remember me."
Jade Guanyin smiled lightly and raised the thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum in her hand, "Chen Changsheng, thank you for this great gift."
After saying this, Jade Guanyin's white clothes fluttered and walked away.
"Give me the thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum!"
I roared with anger, struggled to get up, and was about to chase Jade Guanyin.
Jade Guanyin sneered twice, picked up a bamboo leaf, and played a flute. Immediately, a very strong fetal movement swept over me, and I was so painful that I was dying.
But she was carrying me, and I didn’t see her blowing the bamboo leaves.
I also didn't pay attention to the sound of the flute.
Fortunately, Song Cuihua had quick eyes and quick hands, and quickly helped me sit down.
"Let's go after it."
Seeing Jade Guanyin walking away, Song Cuihua and her ghost driver wanted to snatch back the thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum.
"Don't...don't go."
I quickly called to them both.
Song Cuihua is just an ordinary person, and as for the ghost driver Bald Qiang, he is also an ordinary lonely ghost.
If the two of them want to fight against Jade Guanyin, they are just looking for death.
"But that woman stole your Millennium Ganoderma lucidum." Song Cuihua was anxious.
"It doesn't matter."
By this time I had calmed down.
Looking at the two of them, I took a deep breath and said, "Don't worry, she can't take away my thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum."
When I said this, I sang "Little Rabbit, Be Good".
I sang this children's song twice, and the strong fetal movement gradually weakened.
Within a few moments, the fetal movements disappeared.
This is the baby in my belly, who I coaxed to sleep with nursery rhymes.
The baby is very smart. Even though he is still in my belly, I can soothe him with nursery rhymes every time he moves.
But the fetal movement just now really made me feel terrible, as if my stomach was about to burst.
After retrieving the thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum and reviving Ji Guyue, I had to go to the hospital immediately for a checkup. I had to know the due date and be prepared to welcome the newborn.
And at this moment, I was lying on the ground panting and resting.
My face was pale and I was covered in sweat from the pain.
"No more fetal movement?" Song Cuihua asked me.
"Um?"
I nodded and smiled bitterly: "As long as you sing a children's song to the baby, the baby can be coaxed."
"Are you so sensible when you're still in your belly?"
Song Cuihua was surprised and couldn't help but touched my belly again, and then asked: "How did you get pregnant with this child? Can you tell us?"
"Don't ask about this."
I said helplessly: "Because I don't know how I got pregnant."
"You don't even know?"
The two of them were dumbfounded. They didn't expect that such a shocking thing would happen to me.
"Then you'd better go to the hospital."
The ghost driver reminded me.
"When I finish my work, I will go to the hospital."
After taking a breath, I got up from the ground, and Song Cuihua quickly supported me.
"No need, I'm not that weak yet."
I said, "It was just that the fetal movement was so painful that I couldn't bear it. It has no effect now."
As I said that, I came to Ji Guyue's side and put her on my shoulders.
"I gotta go."
Looking at the ghost driver and Song Cuihua, I expressed gratitude and said, "Thank you both for helping me so much in Shennong Mountain."
"No need to be so polite."
Song Cuihua said: "Is it convenient for you to carry the nine-tailed fox fairy? Why don't you leave it to us to take care of it?"
"I can take good care of her."
Ji Guyue is a hot potato, and all forces are eyeing her. If she is left to Song Cuihua and the others to take care of her, it will only harm them both.
"Shennong Mountain is very dangerous, you two should leave as soon as possible."
Looking at the two of them, I said seriously: "No matter when, if you need anything, Miss Cuihua, please ask Bald Qiang to come to me."
After saying this, I jumped up, drew a beautiful arc in the void, and disappeared into the valley.
"He has become so powerful? How long has it been since we last seen him?"
The ghost driver was shocked. He looked at the direction I was leaving, took a breath and said, "It seems that he must have gotten an incredible opportunity in Shennong Mountain."
"He's definitely not what he used to be."
Song Cuihua was sighing, remembering the time when I broke into Devil Ridge. At that time, I was just an ordinary person.
Now that we meet again, he has transformed into a strong man.
Look at her again.
Once in Demon Ridge, there was a fierce ghost with profound respect for Taoism, but now he has become an ordinary person.
"This fate has its ups and downs. He really likes to tease people."
Song Cuihua was smiling bitterly.
"Miss Song, if Changsheng becomes so powerful, then the gap between you two will also become wider and wider."
The ghost driver said: "Don't talk about whether you have a chance to be with him. If you want to see him by then, I'm afraid it will become a luxury."
"That's right, I can't stand still."
Song Cuihua stared at the sky and said with a determined look, "I want to become a Taoist and catch up in his footsteps. In this way, the distance between me and him will not be so far."
"Isn't it easy to be with the person you like?"
At this moment, a vicissitudes of voice suddenly sounded in the valley, "I can help you realize this wish!"