"Brother Changsheng, you can't smoke."
Monk Wu Xin said: "You are a pregnant woman now. Smoking will affect your child's health."
"Don't mention this baby to me."
With tears in my eyes, I said sadly: "Made, I am a grown man, but I became a pregnant woman out of nowhere. Damn it, how could I end up in such a bad luck?"
"Ha ha……"
When Monk Wuxin and Sun Laizi heard these words, they couldn't help laughing.
"What are you two laughing at?"
I was so angry that I gritted my teeth and said, "Now that I'm like this, how dare you two take pleasure in my misfortune?"
"Brother Changsheng, I'm so sorry."
Monk Wuxin suppressed his smile and said quickly: "Actually, I am a very serious person. I usually don't like to laugh unless I can't hold it in."
"I really can't hold it in anymore, haha... Please let me laugh for a while first..."
After talking about it, he laughed again.
Sun Laizi was also laughing.
"you……"
I had a dark face and suddenly became furious.
As a result, when I got angry, the fetus in my belly kicked me again.
"Ouch……"
I held my belly and screamed in pain again.
"Relax, Changsheng, relax."
Sun Laizi said quickly: "We don't laugh anymore, don't be really angry with us."
"This anger will also cause fetal movement."
Monk Wu Xin interjected from the side.
The two of them stopped laughing at me and gathered around me to chat with each other.
"I'd better let you smoke a cigarette and calm down."
Sun Laizi took out a cigarette and lit it for me, and then he said: "But you really need to quit smoking. Smoking will have a great impact on children, otherwise it will easily cause deformities."
"What the lame man said makes sense."
Monk Wuxin said: "The health of the child is the most important."
"You two, stop talking and let me be quiet first."
Staring at them both, I looked impatient.
Sun Laizi immediately pulled Monk Wuxin aside.
He understood how I was feeling at the moment.
You think.
A big man suddenly turned into a pregnant woman with a big belly.
Anyone who encounters this kind of thing will collapse.
"Lame Master."
Monk Wuxin asked in a low voice: "Brother Changsheng, don't you know how I got pregnant?"
"yes."
Cripple Sun shook his head, sighed and said, "It's hard to say even during this period of time."
"How do you say this?"
"In the past, immortals were no different from normal people."
Sun Laizi thought for a while and said, "But suddenly, his appetite became bigger and bigger, and then his belly became bigger and bigger. When this happened, we thought there was something wrong with his body."
"I was saying before that we have to take time to go to the hospital for a check-up."
At this point, Sun Laizi paused.
The old man smacked his lips, took a puff of cigarette, and then said: "But we didn't expect that he was pregnant. If you hadn't checked out, we still wouldn't know the situation."
After hearing what Sun Laizi said, Monk Wuxin was immediately shocked.
"This is really evil."
Sun Laizi frowned and said, "How come a grown man can get pregnant out of nowhere?"
"Lame Master, please don't doubt this."
After my emotions stabilized, I took a deep breath and said, "I have already decided that after I finish the matter in Shennong Mountain, I will go to the hospital to abort the child."
"That's not a good idea."
Sun Laizi said: "Although the origin of the child you are pregnant with is unknown and unbelievable, it is still the child you gave birth to. How can you have the heart to abort it?"
"Brother Changsheng, please listen to what I have to say."
Monk Wuxin recited the Buddha's name and said: "I have been in the library of Xuanmen Temple since I was a child. I have read many books about strange texts and otherworldly things. Among them, I saw many allusions about inexplicable pregnancy."
"There is an allusion in it that remains fresh in my memory. There is a woman who fell asleep while lying on a rock and became pregnant out of nowhere."
"I also know this allusion."
Then Sun Laizi interrupted and said, "The woman was pregnant for ten months. After she gave birth to the child, she later discovered that she was the reincarnation of an immortal."
"correct."
Monk Wuxin nodded, looked at me and said seriously: "Brother Changsheng, that woman's situation is similar to yours, and you are still a man, so it is even more amazing that this happened to you."
"Are you trying to say that the baby I'm pregnant with is also the reincarnation of an immortal?"
I have black lines all over my face, this is bullshit.
"That was not what I meant."
Monk Wuxin shook his head and said with a smile, "But just now, Mr. Cripple also told me that you were probably pregnant with this baby during this period."
"But in just a few days, your baby has turned five or six months old. This is already different from ordinary people and subverts the world's cognition. Moreover, you can coax the baby to sleep by singing a song. This shows that the baby is Very smart."
"Are you trying to persuade me to give birth to a baby? What if I give birth to a freak?"
I said with an unhappy face: "I don't want to give birth, so I have to get rid of the baby!"
But as soon as I finished saying these words, the fetus in my belly started to move.
Like a snake writhing inside me.
then.
Just hit my belly.
It was like he was waving his fists in his stomach to resist me. The pain made me scream and tears flowed out for a while.
That pain.
It's like my stomach is about to burst.
This made my mind roar, and I was filled with emotions. I never thought that my mere words of not giving birth could cause such a big reaction in the fetus in my belly.
The immortal is stern, this is a monster.
"Sister...meow my dear baby."
After I regained my composure, I said angrily: "Baby, stop kicking me. I'll give birth to you and raise you up."
Good guy.
After I said a few words of comfort, the fetus in my belly stopped kicking me.
It seemed like he really understood what I said.
"This is really a crime!"
I was devastated and had tears in my eyes.
This incredible thing happened to me, and to be honest, it was hard for me to accept.
"Chang Sheng, don't be sad, you should be happy."
Sun Laizi comforted me and said, "This child is really evil. If you give birth to him, he will have great potential."
"Amitabha!"
Monk Wuxin recited the Buddha's name and said: "Such a monster child must be extraordinary. You really shouldn't be sad if you live forever."
"I couldn't be happier."
With a dark face, I took out a cigarette and smoked it silently, feeling mixed emotions in my heart.
Tap tap tap!
At this moment, a burst of heavy footsteps suddenly sounded in the woods.
