"Amitabha!"
Monk Wuxin recited the Buddha's name, looked at me and Sun Laizi, and said seriously: "This is the first time for this poor monk to come down the mountain. Naturally, my master told me about the Diaochan Ancient Tomb."
"Are you really a Buddhist from the Xuanmen Temple?"
Sun Laizi and I looked at Monk Wuxin with strange eyes.
but.
No matter whether you look at it horizontally or vertically, this bald donkey looks like a magic stick.
"You are still doubting the identity of the poor monk?"
Monk Wuxin's face was dark, and the corners of his mouth were twitching, "The poor monk is tall, burly, and handsome, just like the gods banished to the dust. How can you question the poor monk like this?"
Hearing these words, we were immediately dumbfounded. We didn't expect that this bald donkey could brag about himself so much.
As the saying goes, monks do not lie.
He is wide and fat, as fat as a pig, but he has the nerve to put gold on his face.
He also boasted that he was like a god descending to earth.
This is really a magic stick.
"If you want to make us believe that you are a Buddhist disciple of Xuanmen Temple, you have to show some skills."
Cripple Sun smiled and said, "How about you show us your hands?"
"How can this be done?"
Monk Wu Xin decisively refused, "The Buddha's Dharma is boundless and astonishing to the world. How can we show it at will? Two donors, please don't embarrass the poor monk."
His treasure appearance is solemn and his words are serious.
The more I look at him, the more he looks like a magician.
Sun Laizi asked: "What treasure does your Xuanmen Temple have in the Diaochan Tomb? You should be able to tell about this, right?"
"It's a thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum."
Monk Wu Xin said: "Five hundred years ago, Diao Chan broke into our temple and was stolen. When our holy monks from Xuanmen Temple tried to recover her, Senior Chen Sanqian suppressed Diao Chan."
After talking about it, Monk Wuxin shushed.
"Thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum?"
I muttered something to Sun Laizi, and suddenly my eyes were clear.
A treasure like this is a hundred times more precious than the Old Ginseng King.
If what Monk Wuxin said is true.
This is undoubtedly a surprise for us.
"correct."
Monk Wu Xin nodded and said, "But the matter about the Diao Chan Ancient Tomb has been leaked out. All forces in the monastic world are ready to move and are coming to Shennong Mountain, hoping to find the Diao Chan Ancient Tomb and obtain the treasures of our temple."
"What forces are there?" I interjected and asked.
"The two donors asked what they were doing so clearly?"
Looking at me and Sun Laizi, Monk Wuxin said seriously: "You are all secular people. It is best not to be curious about things in the monastic world."
"I just want to gain some knowledge."
Sun Laizi smacked his lips, took a puff of cigarette and said, "I'm bored anyway, so just tell us."
"In this case, I will let you gain knowledge."
Monk Wuxin munched on the barbecue and said to us: "The forces that appeared in Shennong Mountain, what the poor monk saw today are the Fan family, the Jiang family, the Corpse Refining Hall and the Miao Village Cave Clan."
"These four forces are all the top forces in the monastic world."
Sun Laizi was shocked.
"Old man, have you actually heard of these forces in the monastic world?"
Monk Wuxin was surprised and said with a smile: "It seems that you are well-informed."
"Brother Wu Xin, you are not simple either."
I interrupted and said, "Although you are a great stickman, you are also well-informed."
Upon hearing these words, Monk Wuxin instantly turned black.
And we now understand why ascetics appeared in Huangmiao Village. It turned out that they came to Diaochan's ancient tomb.
Since so many forces have appeared, there is no doubt that the Diaochan Ancient Tomb is real.
And they are all for the thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum.
Suppressing the excitement in my heart, I interrogated Monk Wuxin about the location of Diaochan's ancient tomb.
In the Diaochan Ancient Tomb, there is a thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum.
As long as I get it, my wife can live.
"Want to know?"
Monk Wuxin smiled and said, "I'm thirsty, can you pour me another glass of white wine?"
This bald donkey is so shameless that he even begs for a drink.
But I also know that this is a foodie.
Can eat and drink.
The old village chief told me that he could drink more than ten kilograms of wine.
"How about a glass of wine?"
I handed the remaining half bottle of wine to Monk Wu Xin, "If you like to drink it, I'll give you this half bottle of white wine."
"That's so polite of you. The more we talk, the more we get along."
Monk Wuxin said excitedly: "Brother Changsheng, from now on you will be the poor monk's friend. If anyone bullies you, just tell your brother and he will protect you."
When we talked about the latter part, he hooked up with me and called me brothers.
that is……
His face was bruised and swollen, and his nose was crooked and his mouth was crooked. It made me want to laugh just looking at him.
Fortunately I could hold it in.
"Then tell me about the Diaochan Ancient Tomb." I urged.
"Diaochan's ancient tomb is located at Giant Peak deep in Shennong Mountain."
Monk Wuxin blew on the white wine from the bottle.
Then he looked at us and said with a smile on his face, "Brother Changsheng, even if you are locals and have lived at the foot of Shennong Mountain for generations, you have probably never heard of Giant Peak, right?"
"I really don't know."
That's what I said, but there was already a storm in my heart.
How could I not know about Giant's Peak?
Coincidentally, the map of Shennong Mountain given to me by the old village chief marked Giant Peak.
And there is a reminder that Giant Peak is the real restricted area of Shennong Mountain.
This made me excited, and I exchanged a look with Sun Laizi, and everything was unspoken.
At this time, Monk Wuxin was staring at my belly.
"What's so good about my belly?"
I said angrily: "Don't look at it, it's about the same size as your beer belly."
"No, this isn't right."
After a few glances, Monk Wuxin's eyes suddenly became clear and his brows furrowed.
"What's wrong?"
I asked in shock: "Is there something wrong with my stomach?"
"correct."
Monk Wuxin nodded solemnly, raised his generous palm, pressed it on my belly and started stroking it.
Then close your eyes slightly to feel.
"Don't touch it."
I said with a dark face: "Do you know how to heal? You can feel it by touching it?"
"Let him touch it."
Sun Laizi frowned and said, "Changsheng, he is indeed right. There is indeed something wrong with your beer belly."
Monk Wuxin touched my belly and even felt my pulse again.
After a moment, his eyes suddenly opened.
"Did you find anything?" I asked quickly.
Monk Wuxin did not respond immediately.
This guy looked at me with a straight look and a very strange look on his face.
"That's what you said." I was speechless.
Monk Wuxin regained his composure and said quickly: "Brother Changsheng, I didn't expect you to be a woman. It was my blindness that prevented me from seeing that you were a woman disguised as a man."
"I was the one who was rude just now. I'm really sorry. It's mainly because of your thick physique and your smooth legs. You're no different from a man."
Hearing these words, we were immediately dumbfounded.
What's going on with this bald donkey?
Did he drink too much and go crazy, or was he kicked in the head by a donkey?
Why can't I tell whether I'm a boy or a girl?
"But don't worry."
Then Monk Wu Xin said again: Monks don't get close to women. Even if I touch your belly, I won't have any inappropriate thoughts. "
"You're not sick, are you?"
I was speechless and said, "Why am I, a grown man, called a woman by you?"
"Are you still pretending to be a man in front of this poor monk?"
Monk Wuxin smiled and said, "Just now I touched your belly and took your pulse, which confirmed my diagnosis. Brother Wuxin, you are pregnant."
"I am pregnant?"
"That's right. The fetus in your belly is already five or six months old."
"Are you still five or six months old?"
When I heard this, I was so angry that I was speechless. "This joke is not funny at all. I am a man. How could I, a grown man, get pregnant?"
