Perhaps because of his age, Ted felt that his classmates were very restless, and the entire grade group could smell the restless youth and hormones.
This kind of thing will naturally be discussed among classmates who are close to each other. Friends who have lived in dormitories should know something about it.
Who is so handsome~
Who is so and so beautiful~
How do you have to chase~
You can't do anything~
What do you have to do~
Give up, licking the dog will lead to a good death~ and so on.
During dinner this morning, Neville and his dormitory members were discussing the issue of chasing girls in the auditorium.
The main reason is that the little black boy Dean and the demolition genius Seamo saw that their three roommates had already "succeeded", so naturally they couldn't help but want to learn from their experience~
I just wanted to ask you some tips on chasing girls!
Ron: The trick? Do you need any more tips on this thing?
Jerry: You meet by chance, and then meet by chance again, and then chat happily, and then chat happily again, and then...then it’s done, right?
Neville: I don't know! I'm the one being chased!
The three of them looked at each other with expectant expressions on their two roommates' faces, and it was hard to say what they were thinking!
Bad words hurt people, June Han~
At this time, Harley happened to be walking by.
Although Harley lives in the girls' dormitory, she has always been very familiar with the boys.
She is usually very carefree, and many classmates regard her as a buddy rather than a girl.
She was not shy or shy about this kind of topic. Instead, she joined the discussion enthusiastically: "As for tips, Sirius told me one, the trick he used to chase girls back then!"
The five people's eyes immediately focused on her face.
Harry said: "Sirius deliberately dropped a Galleung, and then asked if she dropped it."
"She said: No."
"Sirius said: Well, I don't know who it belongs to anyway, let's go to Hogsmeade and spend it."
"What happened next?" Simo asked quickly.
Harley's lips curled up: "They got married later! They are planning to have a second child recently!"
Ron touched his wallet: Fortunately, I don't need this trick~
At breakfast the next day, Simo was listlessly stirring a bowl of pumpkin porridge.
Ron and Jerry were very curious to see if he had tried it.
Seamus lowered his head: "I tried it...she insisted that it was her who dropped it!"
Love didn't come, I lost a lot of money first~
Everyone (embarrassed): ...the road to love is indeed full of bitterness!
…
Hagrid's hunting lodge on the edge of the Forbidden Forest.
Hagrid was courting the red dragon Anna, but every time he wanted to reach out and touch her, the dragon's tail would ruthlessly pull her away.
Hagrid's big face was just short of writing one line: Can I touch your dragon?
As a senior magical zoologist, he can naturally see the difference in Anna.
Although there are other little wizards in the school who keep such hand-made pets, they can fly, run, bark, and interact with each other. But those are all fake, just toys.
This is true!
He thought Ted was like him and couldn't help but raise dragons in private!
Hagrid even looked through books for several days, but couldn't find what kind of dragon Anna was.
Ted looked at a large package piled at the door of Hagrid's hut and asked, "Hagrid, what are you doing with these water ghost brains?"
Although Hagrid is also a famous chef in the dark cuisine world, he is especially good at a famous dish called "Fantastic Beast Stew".
But why does Water Ghost Brain do so many things?
It can't be hotpot, right?
Speaking of which, I need some demon hunting potion, so I just got some.
Hagrid's eyes were fixed on Anna, and he replied: "It was the new Professor Geller from the Defense Against the Dark Arts class who asked me to help buy it. He said it was for teaching."
"That's right! That professor is really nice, isn't he?"
Hagrid rarely had a good word for the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, after the last one was Professor Quirrell.
Have a vision!
Ted nodded silently...
In the next few days, Ted kept paying attention to this matter, but to his surprise, he actually saw these water ghost brains in class.
Ted and his classmates were relatively "unlucky" this time, catching up with the tide of changing textbooks.
Times have changed, and many things are different.
Like potions, herbs, and magical animals, many new things, new materials, and new species are discovered almost every year.
If you don't study, you will fall behind in one year.
And Ted and the others will take the fifth-grade wizard qualification exam next year!
Water ghost brain is a new, relatively remote material with unique effects...
Professor Geller's hair was neatly and sleekly tied back, and his face looked a bit weathered. He looked like he was in his fifties. He had a beard on his lips and chin, but he looked very calm and energetic. It doesn't make people think he is very old!
Ted thought this was horrifying!
Ted is not worried that he has used some magic to make his body young, but Ted is worried that his mentality is also very young now!
Which one is more terrifying, the Dark Lord with a heart as rotten as a tree or the Dark Lord with ambition and drive?
At this time, he leaned gently on the desk with a very relaxed posture. He did not pick up a textbook, but explained the knowledge casually:
"You have encountered reforms, which is unfortunate. But you may also be lucky, provided you study hard enough."
"Dark Arts...well, the Defense Against the Dark Arts course is very comprehensive. You have a lot of knowledge to learn, especially the new knowledge that has emerged in recent years. Pay more attention, because it may really save your life."
Professor Geller's voice is neither high nor low, neither too loud nor too soft, and is very capable of attracting attention.
And there’s a compelling feel to it.
Hermione and the others couldn't help but look at Ted after hearing the professor's opening remarks: Are you a relative? !
This energy is really similar!
Confident, casual, and unbelievable.
Ted: Stop talking nonsense! No! We have nothing to do with each other!
Ron: Really? You must be long-lost...distant relatives, right? !
Professor Geller didn't pay attention to the sly looks and exchanges between the students in class and continued his lecture - in fact, he didn't particularly care about Ted these days.
However, Ted thinks this is the biggest problem: I am so famous and have shown my face internationally, but you teach students but turn a blind eye to the best students. There must be something wrong with you!
"Today we are going to learn about water ghosts! Now, this is the water ghost brain? Who can tell me its function?"
The water ghost brain is a little yellow, similar to the color of fat, and has light lines. It is about the size of two fists held together.
Professor Geller asked a student who raised his hand to answer the question, and he did a pretty good job.
"You should know from the look of this brain that the water ghost doesn't have a high IQ. After all, its brain is only so big."
"Although it's not big, it has a lot of effects. At least 18 potions now have this material added to their formulas. Six of them are core materials that cannot be replaced. Its main function is to promote the healing of internal and external injuries and accelerate the recovery of vitality. "
"If you are unfortunately injured in the wild, you have a water ghost brain on your hand. In an emergency, you can crush it and apply it on the injured area. Of course, adding white fresh essence will be more effective."
"correct!"
He looked around, shrugged and spread his hands, very playfully: "Not every water ghost has a brain. Sometimes you open its skull and you find that it is only the size of a walnut kernel, the color is like a gray rock, and the texture is hard. It is made of It won’t work!”
The little wizards burst into laughter.
Professor Geller's lectures are very interesting and fascinating.
And Ted found that he talked a lot about the various "economic values" of water ghosts.
Ted: I have studied water ghosts very deeply! Or do you have in-depth research on many new things from other worlds? ! Also, what does this intentional or unintentional reference to the value of water ghosts mean?
The course continues...
"Some people think that water ghosts are also humanoid magical creatures and should not be classified as magical animals. But you should note that as long as they eat humans, we do not consider them to be humans or humanoids, and are collectively called monsters. In fact, they are More like a cross between a fish and a toad.”
"The color of water ghosts is a bit conspicuous. I am talking about when they are on the shore. The ones found so far range from light green to dark blue to black - there are also black ones, which are relatively rare. Most of them are active in cold water areas. In Northern Europe Many water ghosts are black."
"The skin of a water ghost is like some kind of fish without scales, but it is tougher and slippery. It is said that even Muggle pistols can't penetrate it..."
Um? !
Ted suddenly cared about this sentence.
The Dark Lord, the majestic Dark Lord who wanted to conquer mankind and make wizards masters, actually started to study Muggle things?
"The lower the water temperature in the living waters, the darker the skin color, and the tougher. Some of these elites even have high magic resistance, which is especially dangerous to you little wizards who have not yet graduated - because of the little evil spells you are familiar with. It’s all useless.”
"And those water ghost elites who live in humid waters have the ability to vaporize. They will turn into a nearly transparent gas in a short time and move much faster..."
"Qi transformation does not mean turning into a ball of gas. In that case, it will disappear with a gust of wind."
"It is a visual vaporization, and the material has certain vaporization properties, which means it will be immune to most physical damage, but it can still be beaten. This is different from the little mist demon."
"After it vaporizes, the naked eye is almost useless, because by the time you see it clearly, it has already raised its claws towards you! Of course, you can't hear the footsteps..."
"The water ghost has large or small fins on its back or arms, which are very sharp. But even more deadly are its webbed claws. The thin iron plate can be penetrated by scratching it..."
"The attack mode of water ghosts is relatively simple, but their speed and bounce are amazing, especially when there are usually a lot of them. The first time you meet them is the most dangerous!"
"So, if you face a water ghost one day, I suggest you protect yourself as soon as possible. The Iron Armor Curse is more suitable. Who among you has mastered it?"
Good guy, swish, swish, 90% of the students raised their hands.
And the remaining 10% of young wizards are not ashamed. After all, for individuals, there are always some spells that are very unsuitable for them. They have already mastered other defensive magic...
Because he doesn’t master enough defensive magic, the “barrier” in the Utopia wizard’s general skill cannot be used!
Although Professor Geller had some mental preparations, he naturally knew that hundreds of Hogwarts students "participated in the war" during the Paris Incident and made a huge contribution.
He even watched the magic video from that time - yes, he also had people in France!
But suddenly he was shocked to see so many people mastering such a quasi-advanced magic spell.
The Iron Armor Curse can always be solved as long as you work hard and spend a year or two thinking about it.
No matter how mediocre a wizard is, he can use a decent armor spell after spending three to five years.
But don’t you know what the wizard is like?
He almost didn’t write it on his face that he would eat and die and wait for death!
Except for their own areas of interest, they almost didn't degrade magic.
How many wizards reach their peak strength when they graduate? After that, the combat effectiveness decreased year by year!
Up to now, among the employees of the Ministry of Magic in Great Britain, apart from Aurors, are there even one tenth of them who have mastered the Iron Armor Curse? !
It is estimated that less than one tenth of the strikers use it well!
But 90% of these little wizards in front of me are metropolitan? They are only in fourth grade!
Are all of them as good as I was back then? !
Geniuses are normal, there are always a few of them every few years.
It is not strange for three or five to appear together, because geniuses sometimes appear together. Then it was empty for many years.
But this is no longer a crowd! Is this wholesale?
Then, the topic progressed smoothly to Utopia, but then to Ted and his original team.
When he heard that water ghosts could be added to the levels of Utopia for students to face directly, Professor Geller clapped his hands happily.
"It's very interesting stuff, and I feel it's very valuable. Let's talk more when you have time! Being with you young people makes me feel younger!" Professor Geller smiled so hard that there were crow's feet at the corners of his eyes.
He knew about Utopia, but because of Lao Deng, Great Britain was originally a vacuum zone for his power. In addition, the little wizard's double-sided mirror has triple anti-theft verification, so he has never had the opportunity to experience it personally.
It should be there now.
The class continued. Professor Geller had his own rhythm and easily attracted the attention of the little wizards.
"Okay, let's talk about it. When faced with a water ghost, cast the Iron Armor Curse on yourself immediately, and most other dark magical creatures are also the first choice. Then have you ever thought about it, if you are unlucky, what you encounter will be angry. What should we do if we become elites?”
He glanced around, "Mr. Longbottom? What do you think?" The savior chosen by Dumbledore!
"Ah? I..." Neville hurriedly stood up. Although he was tall and powerful, he still deliberately shrank in front of the new professor and was not conspicuous at all, but he was also asked a question.
"I-I think...I think I can use a super-sensory spell!"
After all, Neville also had real materials. Although he was a little nervous, his first choice was a good one.
"Good! Good choice!"
Although most students don't know what this curse does, Professor Geller gave it a good evaluation.
"This is a remote curse. The wizard who originally invented this curse likes to pursue excitement... This curse will greatly enhance the sensory effects. This is effective in detecting gasified water ghosts in advance!"
Ron's ears suddenly stood up: Professor, about the enhanced senses... can you tell us more about it?
Afterwards, Professor Geller asked several more students, and most of them had good adaptability.
Not bad!
What's rare is that they are all experienced and knowledgeable.
What a surprise!
Professor Geller mentally evaluated these students.
Are all Dumbledore's students at this level now? !
Thinking about his new school, even if he asked them to use black magic... the chances of winning would not be high.
It seems that we can compete again!
…
From the end of get out of class until lunch, Ron was quietly asking Neville about the "Psychic Curse".
It was quite difficult for him to learn this stuff at first, and since he wasn't what Ted called a "melee wizard", he didn't learn it.
After all, not everyone is like Ted and Hermione. The former can learn it immediately, while the latter has to learn it hard and has to learn it if she doesn't know it.
Ron decisively chose to give up!
After all, magic is just a tool to him. He has no hobbies in research, and practicality is the most important thing.
The magic in this world is endless, but human energy and time are limited.
Pursuing unlimited magic with limited time and energy is simply drinking the wrong magic potion!
But now, Ron is very interested in this curse.
"You really haven't used it?" he asked softly.
Neville's face turned red, and he looked around uneasily, fearing that someone might hear their conversation: "No! No! No! I have never used a super-sensory spell at that time! Who would use magic for that kind of thing! Besides, No, I haven’t kissed Ginny either!”
He was eager to defend himself, feeling that he had been unjustly accused.
Also, Ron’s head is indeed abnormal!
Ron looked at him with disdain: "My friend, I'm not telling you, you have to make some progress, right? You can't expect Ginny to take the initiative to kiss you, right? Although she can do it..." Ron said , the momentum is weak.
"But you...you have to show some manliness!"
At this time, Jerry had a beautiful face and walked over with light steps.
Jerry glanced at Neville, whose face was still red, and asked, "What are you talking about?"
Neville pursed his lips. "You're talking about manhood."
Ron was not polite: "We are discussing whether the super-sensing spell is useful when we kiss!" His voice was not soft.
Neville hurriedly hid his face behind the pillar: My friends, how can you keep your face so strong? !
Jerry looked at Ron with disdain: "It's useless for you to study this in one day! Shameless!"
He turned around and walked towards the auditorium: "Stop thinking blindly and get down to business! That thing is only of little use, not much~"
Ron and Neville's eyes widened instantly: Wait! etc! Grandson, have you already tried it? !
Entering the auditorium, the three of them found a group of Gryffindor lion cubs, surrounded by a table on three levels inside and three outside. The people in the back were leaning forward with their feet stretched out and their ears stretched out. The people in the back were even recording with pens and paper. of!
what's the situation? Have the exam questions been leaked? !
Ron and Jerry hurriedly squeezed in, only to find that it was Harley, who was teaching the "Love Guide" to the juniors!
Harley: "There are always people who think that words that are earthy are earthy. But the point of love words is not the words, but the feelings. When there is love, it is not earthy!"
Malfoy, who pretended not to care in the distance but stretched out his ears, seemed to realize something~
Harley continued to teach the scriptures:
"She is affectionate, and even your snoring sounds pleasant. She is ruthless and your mouth is so sweet that she thinks you are just farting."
"Of course, there are also people who keep spare tires and jacks. In this case, it is difficult for the love talker to accurately position himself..."
The three of them were confused: Have you changed jobs? From Gryffindor Boxing Champion to Gryffindor Lover? !
The disease has healed, except that my throat is still a little uncomfortable and I have been coughing.
I'm too lazy to break up chapters today, so I'll just read it this way.
Oh, by the way, I recommend a funny ancient costume martial arts light comedy starring Zhao Benshan's "Legend of the Magpie Sword Gate". Really hilarious! Okay, okay~
(End of chapter)
