Fudge is down!
A big fall! Got hit hard!
In the past two years, he didn't know how many political leaders and wizards from other countries he met in secret, how many benefits he promised, how many smiles he lost, how many things he gave away... What did he get in exchange?
In exchange for endless abuse, he received rebuke from the International Federation of Wizards.
In front of 70,000 to 80,000 wizards around the world, his face fell to the ground and was trampled to pieces.
Fudge was drunk, so he drank to relieve his sorrow and became very drunk.
However, people will not stop scolding you just because you drank too much.
Not to mention the wizards who almost lost their lives because of this Qui World Cup, even most British wizards felt that their minister was stupid. He was probably the most stupid and incompetent Minister of Magic in the past fifty years.
What is obvious is that Fudge's chances of being re-elected are infinitely close to zero.
And in this case, Fudge was a bit out of his element.
Fudge's drunken eyes were blurry: You are amazing, you are noble, you can scold me now!
Okay, great, you guys are amazing! You elected me, have you ever thought about what I can do?
Let me tell you, I don’t want to be a puppet! Do you know what kind of bullying I am getting here? Do you know what kind of bullying I suffered?
Just because I have no money and no power. I'm a coward, I'm fucking incompetent!
Dumbledore is amazing, everyone loves you!
What a broken place! Broken place! What a broken place!
I just want to make some achievements step by step, step by step.
I just want to be re-elected! What's wrong with me? !
I don't want the pureblood family to bully me anymore! I can't stand it anymore, I don't want Dumbledore to oppress me!
You think I am incompetent! good! I want to be a minister who is incompetent and stupid, makes you feel uncomfortable, and makes ten thousand people feel uncomfortable under one person!
When a politician starts to behave badly, and even becomes a little bit afraid of the world being chaotic, and becomes a person having fun, the fun will be great.
Fudge was in his office, as if he had been tricked, holding a wine bottle and showing an ugly smile.
At this time, the magic phone rang - this thing was a technology provided by Ted, and was used by the Ministry of Magic to promote pure-blood families.
Okay, how great is that? Your shadow is everywhere!
"Hey, I'm Fudge. If you want to scold you, hurry up. There's still a queue behind you, so don't waste other people's time."
"Oh, it's Principal Akin!"
"That's it! I support you... No, no, no, you misunderstood. I have always been open to new things. If the competition can have more participants, that would be great, right? It's just two other schools. It’s just not easy to handle.”
"Of course, I definitely support you. But if only one school in Ouagadu joins, I'm afraid the Germans and the French won't let go easily. But what if we can bring in more schools!"
"Haha! What's wrong with more? There's no harm in it. It's so lively!"
"Okay, then it's settled. I will definitely vote for you!"
Fudge put down the magic phone and laughed like a maniac, with a very strange expression.
His entire mentality and aura changed.
It is said that one can be strong without desire. In the past, Fudge knelt down and was servile and coquettish for power, but now he doesn't ask for anything, he just wants to have fun!
He is no longer the Fudge he used to be!
…
Let’s not talk about Fudge’s transformation for now.
Ted is also busy here.
After all, opportunities are rare. If you do something good, you can’t not benefit from it at all!
Take the opportunity to promote yourself, reputation is also a rare resource. Very rare!
Especially this time, Ted is still famous in the international magic world, and it even counts as a mission [Quiet World Cup Chaos Rescue (Red)].
Ted was given 300 points of reputation in the magical community of Great Britain and 300 points of reputation in the international wizarding community.
Strike while the iron is hot and stir up the heat. It would be even better if we could promote Utopia!
At this time, it was natural to find his own royal stylus, Rita Skeeter.
Words are very wonderful. Maybe just a few simple changes of words can produce a completely different feeling.
Therefore, professional things should be done by professionals!
That night, Ted fell into Rita Skeeter's dream.
This is a new ability discovered after Ted's Psychic Level 9. Able to enter the dreams of targets who have previously left mental imprints.
The connection between matter and spirit is dreamland, and dreamland is a very magical place.
Ted lay on the armchair, closed his eyes and fell asleep. His mind had entered the spiritual sea, and along the vague spiritual connection, he entered Rita Skeeter's dream.
Generally speaking, wizards have high mental attributes, so their dreams are relatively stable unless something goes wrong. For example, the dream that Ted "taught" lasted for several days.
Now, Rita Skeeter's dream is her home, a pale pink bedroom with dim lights.
Compared with the bedroom in reality, the details of the dream are a bit blurry, such as the texture of the floor, the things placed in front of the makeup mirror, etc... But the atmosphere here is more!
how to say? The ambiguous atmosphere is even more...
As soon as Ted opened his eyes, he noticed something very wrong.
He was actually being held on the thigh by Rita Skeeter!
Generally speaking, this won't happen.
Unless she originally dreamed of herself in her dream, she directly descended into her own image in this dream!
Rita Skeeter may really like green, even her pajamas are made of light green silk...
Ted: Huh? ah? ? !
Something's wrong, something's wrong!
"Run!" Ted escaped from the dream in an instant, and jumped up from the chair with excitement.
Ron, who was designing the mecha's supporting weapons, gave him a strange look: "What's wrong? Are you having a nightmare?"
Ted hesitated: "Not really..."
Is it a nightmare to almost have your virginity taken away from you thousands of miles away?
But you can’t easily enter the dreams of the bridesmaids in the future, it’s too dangerous!
…
Finally, the task was released, and Ted used the double-sided mirror video to assign the task.
But he always felt that the way Rita Skeeter looked at him was wrong—it was glowing green!
A fresh article was published in the Daily Prophet criticizing Secretary Fudge for his inaction and incompetence.
By the way, I announced that a group of Hogwarts students used the newly invented Utopia system to save many people! Outstanding young people of our time~
You know, many of the articles written by Rita Skeeter previously criticized the Ministry of Magic!
After all, criticizing the authorities is often a traffic cipher.
Of course, there will definitely be exaggerations in the article - there is mourning all over the place, mothers holding the bodies of their children and crying bitterly, seeing dozens of burnt corpses being carried out from the camp, and so on.
In fact, hundreds of people were slightly injured, and less than ten people had broken arms and legs, but for a wizard, it was just a night of injuries.
Hermione saw the newspaper the next day and was very instinctively disgusted: "Why didn't she say that we fought the Battle of Verdun here!"
Harley asked strangely: "What is that?"
Hermione: "A very famous battle in Muggle World War I, known as the Meat Grinder. The Battle of Verdun caused about 714,000 casualties in 300 days of bloody fighting."
Ron grinned: "How much?!"
More than twenty wizards in Great Britain were wiped out in one battle? !
The newspaper also said that Ludo Bagman, the dignified director of the Department of Magical Sports and Sports, organized gambling during the Quivers Cup, but later fled because of the large debt he owed to goblins!
Many wizards who won their bets did not get the rewards they deserved, and even lost their bets. It's really bad!
Ted originally thought that Fudge would put pressure on the newspapers and media and suppress articles that criticized him and praised him as much as possible.
Ted: I have mastered the new media platform. I am afraid it is only my duty to use the weapon of public opinion to attack you. Are you still fantasizing about blocking me? !
As a result, the other party acted like a normal person, completely lying there and being scolded!
A punch hit the cotton~
What Ted doesn't know is that when Fudge has dinner at night, he drinks based on the newspaper articles scolding him!
Show it off, show it off, show it off, and you’ll be invincible!
Just a few days after the Qui World Cup ended unhappily, Fudge faced another problem: Recently, many goblins of unknown origin appeared near the elves' residence!
There were a large number of goblin tribes, ranging from a few hundred to thirty or forty. The strong ones are level 7 and 8, while the weak ones are level 2 and 3.
These goblins emerged from unknown cracks and were in a very primitive state. They were all wearing rags or animal skins, and the weapons they carried were sticks, stone axes and the like.
But they actually have a different kind of obsession with elves! When he saw it, his eyes lit up, he drooled, and he stretched out his third leg!
Although they are clearly outnumbered, they continue to harass them day and night - at the cost of their lives.
What kind of world are these goblins in? !
The magic level of the elves is not bad, but the number is too small. I couldn't bear the harassment anymore and asked for help.
With a stroke of his pen, Fudge sent a hundred strikers to exterminate the goblins.
The subordinates immediately began to complain. The finance department said there was not enough money, the strikers said there were not enough people, and the pure-blood family officials said they wanted to stop looking at it?
In short, it is difficult to do!
Fudge just laughed: Is it difficult to handle? Then don't do it!
Send a letter directly to the elf elders: We can't help, just ask for your blessings!
The officials of the Ministry of Magic were all dumbfounded: Ouch, what are you doing~
(End of chapter)
