There is also a cooking recipe to share - Pork Blood Curry Pineapple Pudding Pizza!
"On how a dish can offend people from several countries?" 》
This dish was strongly dissed by many wizards and asked to be blocked!
Claiming that even if Great Britain eats mashed potatoes every day, it cannot be subjected to such insults!
There was also an Italian wizard who came to visit, claiming that this was an insult to Italy's national character and wanted to issue a diplomatic challenge to the Ministry of Magic of Great Britain. Make the person who invented the recipe apologize to pizza!
But Ted didn't care at all. This dish is very topical, isn't it? As long as the traffic is high!
Besides, this is provided by an Indian-British environmental wizard who is physically male but mentally female. This is absolutely inviolable!
And this is one of our own! In a few years, your prime minister will be from India.
British orthodoxy in India~
There are also people who share their travel experiences - there are Veelas in a certain red area in Spain...
Ted blocked half of this message and blocked the address! As a result, there were nearly a hundred anonymous messages in just a few days.
Ted: Let them communicate privately, don't send yourself to Azkaban!
I solemnly declare that I have not participated in the discussion in the group, and all consequences will be borne by the poster!
Others were chatting lively while drinking beer:
"Samir, guess what I saw in America this time?"
"What did you see?"
"The Aurors of the American Ministry of Magic are fighting against the Purifiers! The good guys started fighting right on the street where Muggles, oh, they call them No-Majs!"
"Ah! Don't you avoid people at all?"
"Right in front of No-Majs! It is said that among the descendants of the Squibs of the Purifiers, there are people who can use special abilities! They can use some specific magic without a wand, and the two sides are causing a big quarrel!"
News like this from all over the world are constantly gathering, and are recorded by Parker, the spiritual crystal servant embedded in the wall as a camouflage decoration.
Information exchange among Muggles has become very advanced now. After all, it is already 1992, and wins95 will be on the market in a few years.
However, communication in the wizarding world is very closed and slow. News from abroad cannot be transmitted every week, and only a limited number of people know about it.
Ordinary wizards only read the Daily Prophet and subscribe to some entertainment magazines.
If the superiors didn't tell them, most wizards would be kept in the dark.
In fact, there are many strange things happening in Great Britain.
It's just that the Ministry of Magic and the Muggle Queen have been actively dealing with it and suppressing the news.
It seems that some unknown strange beings broke into the local black market and fought against the dark wizards.
Unknown magical animals appeared in Muggle mines, causing the mines to shut down. Muggles could not deal with the problem and had to contact the Ministry of Magic to deal with it.
There are mysterious murders of Muggles and secret room murders with no clues at all.
Some antiques collected by Muggles suddenly had magical effects and caused a lot of trouble.
Although the Ministry of Magic seems to be calm on the surface, it is actually very busy.
However, Minister of Magic Fudge didn't know where he got the contract magic from, and gave the Ministry of Magic staff a gag order. If he mentioned it accidentally, his tongue would hurt, and it would be recorded by the headquarters.
This has been hidden until now.
…
Last year's Xianyuwang enthusiasts were all idle street wizards with five backbones and six beasts. They brought their own little horses and sat there all day long, drinking tea and eating melon seeds, and cheering from time to time.
It's the kind of thing that kills boring time.
But now, the user base of Xianyu Zhijia has increased, and the ingredients are much healthier.
Witches can account for a quarter to a third of the total number of customers.
They often sit together and talk about the "witch section" that Ted created for them alone.
After all, didn’t someone say that? A woman's spending power is greater than that of children, the elderly, dogs,...
Naturally, female customers cannot be ignored.
What kind of exchange of knitting techniques?
They were all books that Ted found from Muggles, then put on a vest and sent them up.
After all, there are so many Muggles, they create a lot of them every minute.
A complete collection of household magic~
Many of the magic tricks were so small and practical that Ted had never heard of them. It can be considered a long experience.
After all, the magic world is not very active. Many wizards invent some magic spells, and only they and their families know and use them. I don’t know how many magic spells have been lost because of this.
How to prepare ingredients and recipes for five days on Monday~
Prepared dishes! Ted copied the recipe from a Muggle.
Well, the Muggle world is a treasure! The wizards must slowly learn this.
How to effectively get rid of magic pests in your home~
"Lockhart teaches you how to get rid of household pests", spread the word for the poor teacher.
He will have to stay at St. Mungo's Hospital from now on, which is a big expense~
After all, his other books were removed from the shelves because of their English translations.
There is also the issue of children’s education~
beat! If the child doesn't eat, just give him a spanking!
If the child doesn't study, just give him a beating!
If the child is disobedient, just give him a spanking!
If one beating is not good, then two!
If the Stinging Curse doesn't work, use the Transformation and Torture Curse. As long as you don't use the Cruciatus Curse, it's not illegal~
Ted could even see some wizards coming to the Salted Fish House as a family unit - they came early in the morning, dressed neatly, first bought elf delicacies for breakfast, and then paid attention to the appraisal contest (betting on equipment, everyone) Have you played it before?) and second-hand goods are listed for sale (auction houses are recommended), go to Shuishui forums, and chat with friends.
Then have lunch at Salted Fish House, disperse for shopping after dinner, and finally gather back home to spend a wonderful Saturday.
Many of Ted's classmates brought their parents to support Ted at the beginning, but after coming once they became addicted.
Where can I find this kind of place where I can eat, drink, chat, and gossip about water forums?
If only I could find a troubadour to sing a couple of songs, I would be fine!
Now Xianyu Home has begun to move in the direction of a comprehensive forum.
…
In the second week after changing the model, the number of users reached more than 240, and the newly expanded store was not enough.
Ted felt like things were getting a little out of hand.
This is the magical world of Great Britain, and its total population is probably just over 30,000. And they live scattered across the country.
Even if Diagon Alley where he is located is the most prosperous and only commercial street, the passenger flow is too outrageous - only one percent of the country's weekly passenger flow, Zibo Barbecue can only do that, right? !
Let’s not talk about the amount of income - this profit model actually does not have very high profits, at least not as good as those monopoly transactions.
But this kind of influence cannot be grasped by Ted as a school student.
It's like a certain website on the Internet. Although it hasn't made much money, it has huge traffic and users. This is the greatest value, and there will always be people who care about it.
If this situation continues, there is no guarantee that someone will see the value in it, and they will naturally use clever means to plunder it. Will cause trouble!
Last year, when Xianyu.com was still a stall, a competitor named Bojin Bock came to stir up trouble secretly. However, Ted took the opportunity to add fuel to the fire and it stopped.
Now that the stall is getting bigger and the effects and values have appeared, it’s hard to say who it will attract.
In this situation, Ted must be prepared for a rainy day.
He doesn't care much about this kind of influence, because he wants to take the path of bringing great power to himself.
If you really let yourself grow up to the age of 20 or 30, all the wizards in Great Britain combined can handle it with just one wand~
He simply wanted to do something and try to bring some changes to the magical world.
Then it would be better to attract some allies and share some benefits.
For example, at the Longbottom house, Neville's stressed-out grandma invited me to visit her house before, so let's go and have a look.
Ted didn't expect that he would receive a grand reception when he went there!
How grand?
The gate of Longbottom Manor opened, and Neville's grandma and uncle were dressed up to greet him at the gate - his grandma was not wearing the eagle helmet, no, it was a hat!
This battle overwhelmed Ted.
I didn't tell you why I came?
Besides, even if you say it, it won’t go to this extent, right?
I'm a little scared because you guys are so mean!
But Grandma didn't put any pressure on Ted at all. Instead, she was very kind. There was no mincing words in his words, and Ted's concerns were allayed directly.
"Ted, please allow me to call you this. I want to thank you for taking care of Neville..."
Stress Granny has been worried about Neville.
Because Neville's uncle had no children, the Longbottom family now only had one heir.
The problem is, the heir is still the Boy Who Lived.
Although Grandma Stress has been putting pressure on Neville, for so many years, she has been the one who has been the most stressed.
She had been worried that she wouldn't be able to survive for a few more years. If she left, Neville would suffer the ill will of the entire magical world...
At that time, the only person Neville can rely on may be Dumbledore.
(End of chapter)
