The house elf Kaka said proudly: "Sir, this dish is called - life is impermanent!"
"Life is impermanent? The name is quite philosophical. What ingredients is it made of?" Lockhart tasted another juicy piece and asked with a nostalgic look on his face.
Kaka smiled and said: "It's the large intestine! The ingredient is the large intestine of Shiyao wild boar. The large intestine and small intestine must be nested together repeatedly to achieve the best taste."
Lockhart's hand suddenly froze, "Big, large intestine, small intestine? Then, the strange taste I ate is..."
Kaka said proudly: "The large intestine must retain some of its original flavor. Otherwise you won't know that what you are eating is large intestine. I did it on purpose~"
There was a roar in Lockhart's mind, as if he was struck by lightning, he hurriedly held on to the table and almost fell!
Lockhart: It tastes so good that I want to chop it into pieces!
For several days afterward, Lockhart felt a loss of appetite.
Not only was it because of the nine-turn large intestine, but I also found that it actually tasted delicious!
However, business still needs to be done. Professor Lockhart is still very ambitious.
In Dumbledore's office, Lockhart handed over his plan.
Dumbledore's eyes behind his moon glasses looked at Lockhart with a hint of scrutiny: "Dueling club? The school hasn't done this for several years."
Lockhart raised his chest and raised his head, showing his trademark toothy smile, trying to blind Old Deng:
"That's why I applied to host the Duel Club again. I feel that today's children have not experienced any hardships and are too delicate. They need to gain more practical experience."
Dumbledore looked at the parchment in his hand and nodded slightly, "Well, in that case, okay..."
During lunch, there was already a piece of parchment on the notice board at the entrance of the auditorium.
"Duel Club?" The little wizard immediately became excited when he saw the name.
"Is the school going to have a dueling club again?" A sixth-grade student asked in surprise. "The last time I knew about this was when I first entered school. It is said that it has been discontinued for almost ten years!"
"It's a good time for you!"
But some students began to pour cold water: "I don't think so in good times. Look who is the instructor of that club?"
When many excited little wizards saw the name, their blood suddenly ran cold: Lockhart, it's okay.
Although Lockhart's name has dispelled the interest of many students, there are still many young wizards who are interested in the dueling club.
Even if Lockhart isn't great, we can always compete in the dueling club, right?
There is no use for learning magic, it is like walking at night in brocade clothes!
Lockhart's establishment of a dueling club can be described as a dog with horns - a pure sheep (foreign) thing.
Standing in front of the notice board, the group of six were all reading Lockhart's plan, which said that the first duel club event would be held on the second weekend of next month, and all young wizards were welcome to participate.
It's now the end of November, not too long ago.
Harry was quite impatient about this: "Lockhart already runs a club, can he do it? He can't, he doesn't have the ability, you know!"
Ron: "Bah, I'm so embarrassed!"
Jerry: "After we finish the elf, we start the play, and after we finish the play, we start the club. In the end we have nothing to do!"
Neville also looked worried. After all, he was the second male lead after Ted in the Defense Against the Dark Arts drama club.
If Ted plays the omnipotent, handsome and compelling protagonist Lockhart, then Neville is the iron-clad villain, a werewolf, an old witch, a ghost, a snowman and so on.
Neville is physically and mentally exhausted: I didn't get to play before, but now I want to play a good guy!
If this is a duel club, don't worry, you will have to go on stage to make a fool of yourself.
Neville was thinking, should he break one of his arms?
Hermione was a little angry and asked Ted: "How long do we have in this school year?" How long will it take for the curse to take effect?
Ted shrugged: "There's still half a year left next year!"
…
Ted didn't pay much attention to Lockhart's establishment of a club. After all, it was a relatively famous scene in the original novel.
But the next day, he suddenly realized something was wrong...
The next day, Saturday, Ted had just returned from washing up and was going to do morning exercise. He found that his roommates had all woken up and were getting dressed enthusiastically.
Ted asked Terry, who was teasing Ansu who was still awake. Ansu pecked his finger, "Terry, why did you guys get up so early today?"
Terry blew his red fingers and said excitedly: "Of course it's because of today's Quidditch!"
Quidditch match, today is Gryffindor vs Slytherin.
The feud between father and son is certainly exciting.
Ted thought for a moment and discovered what he had overlooked.
In the original book, it seems to be a Quidditch match, because Dobby broke Harry's arm by controlling the Bludger, and then Lockhart used a "secret bone-drawing curse", causing the original minor injury to have to be repaired. Stayed overnight in the school hospital.
And the medicine he drank was the bone spirit developed by generations of ancestors of the Potter family.
It is said that the first generation Potter was an herbalist.
The key is not here, but that Harry's biggest fan, the first-year Muggle wizard Colin Creevey, was petrified because he secretly visited his idol at night.
This led to Lockhart's desire to organize a dueling club.
Is it ahead of schedule now?
Also, isn't anyone going to suffer tonight?
But even though Dobby hasn't dealt with it yet, Neville won't be playing, so the Quidditch player won't fall down and smash him into the school hospital, right?
And that kid Colin has been educated by Ted. Nowadays, when taking pictures or something, you have to ask the group of six for permission in advance before daring to take pictures.
After all, if you can't eat dinner because your teeth are too long, you don't want to experience it a second time.
You have to train fans, right?
So, will anyone suffer?
…
On the Quidditch field, it was a huge crowd~
The students from the four colleges were well organized. Before the game even started, they were already shouting, cheering, and raising their middle fingers to each other.
Competitions from other colleges did not receive such attention, and the competition between the Lion College and the Snake College was somewhat personal.
In the past, Ravenclaw students were relatively neutral. Although many disliked Slytherin, they did not openly support Gryffindor. After all, it is the wise man’s choice to not help each other!
But not everyone is so "sane".
For example, Luna.
Luna wore a lion's head hat that covered her entire head, revealing a small white face from the lion's mouth. Very conspicuous in the crowd.
Ted found it interesting, "Do you need my help?"
In Luna's confused eyes, Ted cast a spell on the lion's hat.
The lion's head suddenly came to life, its eyes rolled around, and it opened its mouth wide and let out a roar: "Ouch~~~"
The MGM lion logo, shaking its head and squealing~
Everyone nearby looked at Luna, and she also had a rare blush on her face.
And that lion hat, no one cares about it, it can scream for a day!
Although everyone cheered for Gryffindor, it was useless to give him a chance.
Gryffindor still lost, although the score difference was not big.
The process and results of the game were unimportant to Ted.
Ted searched for possible Dobby throughout the game, but to no avail.
The little thing seemed to have given up.
That night, Ted stayed up all night, staring at the Marauder's Map, ready to go at any time.
As a result, after staying up all night, nothing happened except seeing Harley and Jerry swimming until 12 o'clock.
Blanch~
Ted could clearly feel the changes in the original plot.
It was okay last year, but this year the wings of my little butterfly are getting stronger and the wind blowing is stronger.
The next day, the friends discovered why Ted was wearing glasses?
Ted made a pair of flat mirrors, using all the techniques he could master now, including alchemy, magical item making, and magic spells... but he still couldn't guarantee whether he could resist the basilisk's gaze.
…
It was already the end of the month, and Ted and the others were taking flying lessons.
Ted took advantage of this opportunity and flew high into the sky to use his Taoist knowledge to overlook the castle.
Although there is no compass in hand, the general direction can still be distinguished, coupled with the terrain trend viewed from a high altitude.
The black lake, the forbidden forest, the mountains, the castle on the hillside, the scenery of Hogwarts is really great!
It's even a bit too good, and there should be some artificially modified elements.
Just like astrology, astronomy, and calendars contain some magical principles, the terrain and leylines also contain the magic of the earth.
The so-called auspicious days of the zodiac have excellent feng shui. Sure enough, there are similarities between the mysterious sides of the East and the West.
It's just that Ted has no interest in Feng Shui.
Top-notch man-made Feng Shui patterns can make a family prosperous for five generations, but it cannot stop an Avada from eating the big melon.
This thing may be useful when building castles and the like, but it is not very helpful in the field of combat.
That night, Ted took out the Marauder's Map to monitor the castle as usual, but found Neville as soon as he unfolded it.
Neville also went on a night trip?
wrong! The one next to him is named Dobby!
Okay, it took no effort to get through the iron shoes and find no place, and you finally appeared! If I had known earlier, I would have just waited and waited!
Ted immediately and quietly left the dormitory, then went to the main tower invisibly.
In addition to wearing a pair of "must-die glasses" along the way, at every intersection there was a spiritual crystal servant Parker in front of him to explore the way.
It can be said to be extremely cautious.
(End of chapter)
