Although I already knew that Lockhart was a piece of shit, with a smooth surface, I didn’t expect him to have such a crotch-like appearance, right?
Ordinary adult wizards can't be so rubbish!
You must know a few magic spells, right?
The Cornish elf has a danger level of X in the Ministry of Magic's Encyclopedia of Magical Creatures, and is the most basic magical creature. It's a little stronger than potato essence, which is almost no threat.
Even some upperclassmen can handle it with ease.
And our Defense Against the Dark Arts professor actually ran away on his own, leaving a whole room of students behind? !
In fact, Ted was mentally prepared for Lockhart to stretch his hips like this.
Because he identified the other party's attributes from the beginning.
Lockhart has a talent, the blue quality [Specialized Oblivion Curse (Blue)].
Then, his other spells all have one (-3 levels) behind them!
Only the Oblivion Spell is level 8!
This talent has side effects!
Ted speculated that he might have improved the Oblivion Charm through some means or method at the expense of other magical abilities.
Otherwise, with his spell level 4, he shouldn't be able to raise the Forgetting Curse to such a high level.
This also explains why Lockhart is so stretched now. Instead of being comprehensive but mediocre, it is better to specialize in core abilities. He finally understands~
When Lockhart ran away, the classroom became even more chaotic.
How have these second-year students ever seen this kind of world!
Although he had a wand in his hand, he was caught off guard by the sudden situation and his claws were numb. How could he still remember any magic? Just like those adult wizards in Diagon Alley.
For a moment, I was crying for my father and mother, urinating, screaming and wailing...
"Purgatory on earth" belongs to ~
"Ding~Trigger the task:
[Classroom Order (Green)]
Professor Lockhart admires you so much, you can't just look at him and be embarrassed, right? Get ready to get started, get ready to get started~
Goal: Get rid of the little monsters who are causing trouble in the classroom.
Reward: 250 experience, random cards.
Professor, you don’t want to embarrass yourself in front of your students~”
Ted let out a sigh of relief, "You're here." I've been waiting for you for a long time!
He flicked his wand lightly and whispered: "Freeze~".
After a simple word, a bit of cold light arrived first, and the shameless elf who pulled up his skirt was instantly frozen into a popsicle.
Ted stood on the table and shouted: "Don't panic, everyone! The professor is giving us an opportunity to practice magic. We must seize this rare opportunity. Calm down and pick up the wand. Don't forget that we are wizards~~ ~"
At times like this, he did not forget to tell Professor Lockhart the truth. You can imagine how touched Professor Lockhart was when he found out, right?
Lockhart: He is so, I cried to death!
Ted's voice had a convincing power and a soothing effect.
After all, these elves are not in any big danger, the main thing is that the little wizards themselves are afraid.
Now that someone is standing up to take charge of the overall situation, I feel much safer.
People are like this, they follow the crowd and often need a leader to stand up.
As Ted shouted, his friends also took action.
The current level of the friends is far higher than that of ordinary students. At least they can defend against these gadgets that jump up and down and fly very fast.
Hermione and Harry also each shot down an elf.
Jerry cast two spells, but they didn't hit. This thing flies very fast.
So he just picked up his second-hand textbook and slapped it hard, and "pop~" it was smeared on the wall.
Neville feels the same way - the wand has its limits, I won't be a wizard anymore!
He directly swung his fist and knocked down one with an uppercut.
Only Ron, something went wrong.
He subconsciously wanted to use the leg-locking spell to deal with an elf that jumped at him, but his wand had another idea of its own.
With a "Bang~" sound, Ron somersaulted in the air and fell into Seamus' arms.
Ron was stunned by himself: What happened? Seamus, what are you doing holding me?
Seamus was surprised when Ron threw himself into his arms: We are like-minded! Ron~ Please allow me to call you... Fellow Taoist!
The friends worked together, and other little wizards who calmed down tried to cast spells. After about three or four minutes, everyone finally subdued most of the elves.
There were also a few clever little things that broke the windows and ran away. Then it's out of control.
Ted grabbed the elves' legs and swung them in the air more than a dozen times, spinning them until they were dizzy, and then threw them into the iron cage and piled them into a pile in retaliation.
The one at the bottom is the one who lifted the skirt in the first place...
After finally calming down, the little wizards gasped and looked at each other: What should they do next? The professors have all run away!
Ted took a look and realized that this was not possible either.
"Ahem, let's try to study by ourselves. Let's turn to the first chapter of the textbook and see what it's about? Walking with trolls, okay, who can tell me what they know about trolls? It's just you, He Min, please tell me..."
One class turned into a forum tea party. Some talked about their knowledge of trolls, some talked about rumored stories about trolls, some talked about some secret knowledge that their parents had said, and some simply talked about it. A little guess...
Everyone talked enthusiastically, and combined with the textbook and Ted's correction, the class turned out to be quite interesting.
When get out of class was over, there were still many people who were still not satisfied.
Someone else asked: "Can we do the same in the next class? The elf doesn't have to do it, right?"
"That's right! I don't think it's necessary for the professor. After all, the professor himself can't deal with it."
Although everyone did not speak, their expressions were different.
In this lesson, Lockhart's majesty was completely shattered and his face was completely lost.
Later I found out that he originally had a class for Slytherin and Hufflepuff, but because his handsome appearance was damaged, he went to self-study directly~
Lockhart was now famous, and the next day even the upperclassmen knew how he had been chased by the Cornish elf.
Ted completed the task and went back to draw the card.
All three cards are green quality "toys".
[Explosive Gobstone (Green)], the loser will have a face full of green sticky juice. You can't do this kind of astringent thing!
[Portable Ten-Pin Rolling Game (Green)] is only about the size of a palm. Just drop it and a ten-pin rolling game will start instantly. Dumbledore would have liked it. Toys for the elderly, pass!
Ted picked the last one, the only offensive card.
[Tour-type Spike Frisbee (green)]
prop card
Summon a Wolf Frisbee that automatically seeks enemies and flies around to attack enemies or patrol.
Duration 30 minutes.
Cooling time 6 hours.
This plate is about the size of a human head, surrounded by a circle of wolf fangs and sharp thorns. It looks like blood droplets on the stick~
…
The incident in the Defense Against the Dark Arts class became the first fun thing of this school year, adding a lot of color to the boring campus life.
Everyone was making fun of Lockhart's jokes.
However, there is a reason why Lockhart became a celebrity in Great Britain. Those thick-skinned shoes are definitely incomparable to ordinary people.
If you are thin-skinned, you might not be able to stay in school if something like this happens. He had to resign, setting a record for the shortest tenure as a Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.
But not only was Lockhart like a normal person, he was even still a bitch.
On the contrary, the little wizards were confused: Did we remember it wrong that day, and Professor Lockhart was actually not that bad?
But since that time, Lockhart never took any practical lessons again.
The content of the class began to return to the "right track"-acting in dramas.
In each class, several little wizards are invited to perform on the podium to recreate certain scenes from their books.
Don't tell me, for a little wizard who needs to perform, the knowledge points in the book are really impressive.
Of course, what Lockhart cared about was the plot they were playing.
Now the students have completely given up. You said that you, a wizard, read the script instead of the magic book?
If you like directing so much, go make a movie!
Neville was even more uncomfortable because he and Ted were the ones who had to be on stage every Defense Against the Dark Arts class.
For a child who has a phobia of being stared at and just wants to be a low-key ordinary wizard, this is really torture.
Neville also asked Ted: "Ted, why are you able to participate in performances so actively?!"
Ted even used the transformation technique to make a lot of props, which was a great performance!
Ted smiled but said nothing: I will try my best to coordinate with your performance~ You can choose from the characters in the chapters in the book~
Two Defense Against the Dark Arts classes a week, Ted gained 50 points!
Let's put it this way, two Snapes can't give Slytherin points as much as one Lockhart.
Ted smiled and said: "Neville, don't think about anything else. Just think of yourself as a character in the book, and then treat Lockhart and other viewers as wooden stakes..."
This wooden stake technique is a good remedy for overcoming stage fright.
Neville's acting skills really improved after that~
…
On this day, Gryffindor and Slytherin took flying lessons again, and Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff took over the next lesson.
As usual, the two colleges are taking extracurricular classes together, so bumps and bruises are inevitable.
The two sides booed and cursed constantly, and each other implicitly raised their middle fingers~
Until the end of get out of class, both sides were in no hurry to leave. They just stood there in formation and yelled at each other.
That posture is like the underage versions of Hong Xing and Dong Xing.
Ted had to go back to his dormitory to change into Muggle sportswear suitable for exercise, so Hermione rushed to the flying lesson area first.
Somehow, Hermione was noticed by the Slytherins.
As a top student and second in grade, Hermione was still very jealous. Especially those purebloods in Slytherin were jealous of her, who was born as an ordinary person but whose grades surpassed those of pureblood wizards.
Because Ted was too far out of class, Slytherin simply treated him as if he didn't exist, acquiescing to the fact that he was no longer on the same level.
So all the pressure came to Hermione.
Hermione's appearance made the already intense atmosphere even more intense.
The little Slytherin wizard pointed at it and cursed Hermione under his breath.
Malfoy has always regarded himself as the talker of this Slytherin session, and the atmosphere has heightened the atmosphere. He opened his mouth and said: "Mudblood!"
His words immediately made Gryffindor anxious.
The Gryffindor little lions didn't want to stand up for Hermione, they just couldn't stand Slytherin.
The two sides suddenly advanced from scolding each other to pushing and shoving!
Harley even shouted: "You bastard! Beat him! Beat! Him!"
Like the horn of war, the two sides immediately broke into a fight. Rolling all over the floor...
(End of chapter)
