Ted, Harry and Hermione all looked at Ron, who was not good at lying, with suspicious expressions.
Ted: Why is your face so yellow?
Ron: The wax was applied in the cold weather (the cake was so hard that it made my teeth chew)!
Ted: Why are you so popular again?
Ron: Radiant (I lied)!
The little cutie Neville really believed it. He picked up a piece of rock cake that was so heavy that it weighed on his hand and took a bite, "Click~"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
They have learned a lot of "proper nouns" from Ted.
Ted picked up a piece of rock biscuit and tasted it - is this for human consumption? Is this a teething stick for a three-headed dog?
Rock biscuits are similar to small biscuits with raisins.
It should look like a rock with cracks on the surface, but it is by no means as hard as a rock.
But Hagrid seemed to have misunderstood, and he baked the rock cake until it was as hard as a rock.
If Hagrid is allowed to eat it, it should taste just right based on his chewing muscles. But for ordinary humans, it is too advanced.
Ted conveniently stuffed the cake into Yaya's mouth and served Yaya to eat the cake!
Listening to the crunching sound of teeth, it feels like chewing brittle bones.
The teeth make a clicking sound and the taste is delicious. The teeth are really good.
Ron was mesmerized and envious: If I had such teeth, I could dominate the world, and Voldemort would be nothing!
Naturally, everyone didn't eat the pre-dinner snacks, and their stomachs were rumbling as they waited for the main meal.
Even Anzu couldn't wait any longer. He would have gone to the kitchen to prepare French fries. I haven’t eaten yet!
He kept shouting at the clothes hanger: "Eat rice ~ eat rice~ quack quack~"
Ted waved it down on the table and gave it a piece of beef jerky to appease it.
Seeing Ron and Jerry looking at him with bright eyes, he had to hand out two pieces, and then shook his head: "How much? Not much!"
Unfortunately, no one understands this joke. Lonely~
Hagrid heard Ansu's cry, observed it carefully, and asked, "Is it the Human Raven? It's well raised!"
"Don't worry, it will be ready soon." As he said that, he threw some side dishes into the big pot.
The dish Hagrid cooked was called Beef Chowder, and it was truly a "chowder" with all kinds of messy things put into it.
Ted saw with his own eyes that he threw a pair of large peeled paws of some unknown creature like bear paws into the pot!
Everyone looked at each other in amazement, watching Hagrid stirring the hodgepodge with a huge spoon, feeling that he had already overlapped with the image of the old witch who made potions in Muggle fairy tales.
How can he eat this?
It's okay to resist the poison of the hybrid giant. Don't let us end up in the school hospital? !
Seeing Hagrid's intoxicated expression, Ted had to admit that he was already an outstanding representative in the world of dark cuisine.
Ted: Please Hagrid, I can give you a recipe. Stop wasting food like this!
In the end, Ted took action himself and made a stew based on roasted pumpkin and roasted potatoes, with jerky and vegetables as the main ingredients.
In the end, Hagrid finished half the pot of soup by himself and praised Ted's soup for being so delicious. Also asked for the secret recipe!
Ted: It’s MSG. I added MSG~
…
During the chat time after dinner, Ted discovered a magazine on Hagrid's bedside - "Fantastic Beasts and Magic".
"Can I take a look at it?" Ted asked, pointing to the magazine.
"Oh, of course!" Hagrid said.
"A niche magazine about magical animals. In the past ten years, it has published many newly discovered magical creatures from other worlds, and it has always been at the forefront of the field of magical creatures. It is my favorite and I subscribe to every issue."
Ted nodded and read with interest. The main thing is to look for any creatures that look familiar to me.
Seeing that Ted looked at it seriously, Hagrid was very happy and said: "Ted, I can lend it to you if you like, but you have to return it to me, and I still want to collect it!"
As he spoke, his carrot-thick finger pointed to a simple bookshelf with a few boards on the wall. As expected, there were many books and journals about magical animals.
Ted thanked him quickly: "Thank you, I like it very much, but there is no need to borrow it, I have finished reading it!"
Although I haven't read through it yet, I have written it all down and will read it slowly in my free time.
To Ted's surprise, he discovered Professor Quirrell's article in that magazine. He was very knowledgeable about the hybridization of magical animal blood.
Of course, there were a lot of criticisms of this in magazines. Everyone said he was a madman!
After all, it is unethical and even illegal to breed new magical creatures privately.
But who cares about this kind of thing?
The law is full of loopholes. For example, Ron's father was the head of the Department of Abuse of Muggle Items at the Ministry of Magic. As a result, the laws he enacted specifically left a backdoor for himself, not to mention other more powerful pure-blood families.
The law mainly controls those wizards who have no power. For powerful wizards, it all depends on their own consciousness.
Like Hagrid, he doesn't take the laws of the Ministry of Magic seriously at all.
In his opinion, I can raise whatever I want~
…
On Sunday morning, Ted found Neville and Jerry talking to an angry Ron.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
Jerry explained: "It's because of Dean..."
Dean Thomas is one of Neville, Ron and Jerry's roommates. He is a black man.
It turns out that the black kid Dean is a football fan, which is normal for British people.
As a result, I had a big fight with Ron when I was explaining the rules of football to my roommates in the dormitory.
Because Ron thinks what's the point of a bunch of people who can't fly trying to grab a ball on the ground? Can't you prepare a few more balls? If you can’t use your hands, don’t you know how to use a stick? Hit each other with a stick!
Ron: That's it? That's it? ! (sarcastic face)
The result was, as expected, a quarrel.
"That's right." Ted nodded without comment.
Ron became more excited and asked Ted, "Tell me, Ted, is Muggle football really interesting?"
Ted put down his chopsticks, thought for a moment, and replied: "Ron, you have to know that there are many Muggle entertainment and sports. There are more than a dozen kinds of ball games alone. Don't quarrel or belittle others because of differences in hobbies. His hobbies are not suitable either.”
"This has nothing to do with Muggles or wizards. You like wizard chess and he likes Gobstone. This doesn't affect your becoming friends. What's more, you live in the same house for seven years."
That night, Ron awkwardly apologized to Dean and gave him a Dumbledore Chocolate Frog card.
The little black boy Dean was so happy when he saw Dumbledore moving!
When Ted found out, he couldn't help but sigh: Ron, it's you as expected!
Five people ate a total of six of these on the train.
It would also be able to fool Dean, who grew up in the Muggle world.
It's worth mentioning the Potions class in the last week of October.
Under Snape's gaze, Neville became very nervous and seemed clumsy. Once again, Neville became Snape's punching bag and gave him a venomous tongue.
Speaking of which, Snape was definitely an elitist and would not tolerate any idiots. I have an aversion to stupidity and get angry when I see stupid people.
Although he didn't like the know-it-all Hermione and Ted, who was always calm and calm, and looked like I could see through everything, Hermione and Ted were at least smart people. He especially couldn't see Neville.
However, Neville didn't even cry after the old viper's venomous tongue!
Although tears were already rolling in the circles of his eyes, they did not fall down.
He really listened to Ted's words and worked hard to become brave and strong!
Snape didn't expect that Neville had become stronger. Instead, he wondered if his level of venomous tongue had dropped and he still wanted to continue to be venomous.
Both Harry and Ted couldn't stand it, and they expressed their support for Neville.
Snape gave Harry a flat look and said calmly: "Confront the professor, five points from Ravenclaw!"
Ted glanced at Snape flatly and thought to himself: Only five points? Didn't you eat? Be more forceful!
Harley: What about me? come! Deduct my points!
