After the sorting is over, it’s time for the principal to speak.
If it were in China, then Ted would probably have to take out the beef jerky he had prepared and take a bite first.
But at Hogwarts, there's no need for that at all.
Principal Dumbledore: Let me say a few words!
"Idiot, you are crying, you are a scumbag, screw me!"
Hermione, who was waiting for the speech with great interest, looked at Ted in confusion. Ted spread his hands and said, "Wizards are always a little special, not to mention he is over a hundred years old. Please be considerate."
Hermione's expression: (﹁﹁)Are you serious? !
Before the students could ask questions, Dumbledore waved his hand, and a large amount of food appeared on the ten-meter-long dining table.
There are seven plates and eight bowls of various sizes and shapes and colors, and the display is full!
Next it’s time for a sumptuous dinner:
Honey-glazed chicken legs, roast beef, roasted chicken, honey-glazed pork ribs, braised lamb chops, sausages, steaks, and bacon piled high into hills.
Pumpkin pie, apple pie, pork pie.
Boiled potatoes, baked potatoes, mashed potatoes, French fries with tomato sauce.
Yorkshire pudding, boiled peas, boiled carrots, broth, pumpkin juice, orange juice, and mint?
Good guy, Ted has been in this world for two months, and this is the most sumptuous meal I have ever seen!
Who says Britain doesn’t have delicious food? Hogwarts dares to compete first! House elves race high!
He couldn't help but laugh, and the other little wizards even cheered for the creation~
Just Ron's eating looks!
Competing with Monk Wei who went to Little Japan's birthday banquet with Li Yunlong.
If he started doing mukbang, he could become a big internet celebrity with one million followers in three months!
Just when everyone has started to dazzle and breathe in the storm.
Ron suddenly came over with a chicken leg in hand.
Ron: "Ted, why do you eat with two little wands?"
Friends and several students around also looked at Ted.
Ted: I have two fucking chopsticks!
As a Chinese Asian, it is reasonable for me to carry a pair of chopsticks with me~
In less than half an hour, the dinner was almost done, and then disappeared with a pop of biu.
Then came the desserts - ice cream, chocolate muffins, jam ice cream, strawberries, jelly, rice pudding, layer cake... Another big table!
How can a child resist sweets? Especially Great Britain, which has a huge sweet tooth.
Although the meal was already in my throat, I still stuffed it into my mouth.
Only Ted and Hermione don't eat much.
After all, Hermione comes from a family of dentists and is very restrained in eating sweets.
Ted never liked sweet things in his life, so he only ate some ice cream and strawberries.
While I was eating, there was a sudden exclamation from the table next to me, and I saw a ghost showing its head from under the table.
It was Gryffindor’s resident ghost, known as Nearly Headless Nick.
Someone asked him why he was called Nearly Headless Nick.
So he pulled his head away and showed that his neck was almost broken.
Although it was translucent and milky white, the bloody flesh still shocked everyone.
Hermione quickly closed her eyes and turned her head away with a painful expression on her face.
Ted swallowed the strawberry in his mouth and said, "Mr. Nick, I sympathize with your experience, but can you be a little considerate of the mood of those of us who are eating?"
"Oh, sorry, I thought you would like it." He looked aggrieved.
You are already restricted, who would like it? Is it a good meal? !
When the banquet is over, the food disappears in an instant and the plate is cleaner than a dog licking.
Dumbledore stood up and spoke again. This time he spoke more and more seriously: "Freshmen should remember that entry into the Forbidden Forest in the northeast is prohibited. Of course, senior students should also remember it."
He looked at the Weasley twins.
"Also, anyone who does not want to suffer pain and die tragically in an accident, please do not enter the corridor on the right side of the third floor."
OK! Are you afraid that the newly admitted children will have nothing to do and find a target to vent their curiosity?
If you don't want people to go there, just seal off the corridor.
Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, many students below immediately started to get restless and whisper among themselves, among them Gryffindor the most.
"Ding~Trigger the task:
[The corridor on the right hand side of the third floor, right? (green)】
Since your old principal has "expressly told" you so, it would be really rude not to go.
Objective: Go and see what's hidden in the right corridor on the third floor.
Reward: 200 experience, random cards.
I have to try whatever the teacher doesn’t allow me to do! "
Huo, Ted didn't expect that there was a task waiting for him.
What an unexpected surprise! What an unexpected surprise!
Dumbledore didn't pay attention to the students' attitudes and continued: "Also, our administrator, Mr. Filch, reminded us that magic is not allowed in the corridors."
A very bald Filch stood beside the wall of the auditorium, with a cat at his feet that looked very energetic and cute.
"Now that we have eaten and drank enough, let's sing the school song together! Sing to your favorite beat! Sing~"
Dumbledore stretched out his wand and pointed it into the air, and golden lyrics appeared in mid-air. Every letter is big!
"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hogwarts~
Please give us knowledge
No matter we are bald old people
Or the kid who broke his knee after falling?
our minds can accept
something interesting
…”
"Ding~ Trigger task: [Come on, show it! (Green)]
What a rare opportunity, Druid, give them the whole life!
Goal: Impress classmates and teachers by singing the school song.
Reward: 200 experience, random cards.
Everyone looks at me, I’m going to announce something~”
Ted's spirits were lifted!
If you do this, I won't be sleepy!
There was no time to think about it. Ted directly picked up the knife and fork and started tapping the rhythm on the plate and bowl.
A song "Huo (Ji) Ge (Le) Wo (Jing) Ci (Tu)", given to everyone, thank you ~
Ted had already thought about it. If this trick couldn't calm them down, he would take out the instrument and let them play, sing and dance at the same time!
If it doesn't work, there are also "Goddess Pi Guan", "The King of Poems", "Just Because It's So Beautiful", "I Played with Mud in the Northeast", "Everyone Who Gets Us Are Scum"!
If it really doesn't work, I'll take off my clothes and give him a new treasure island!
I don't believe it! Just a deep impression~
Ted: I've decided on the 200 experience points today. Even if Voldemort comes, I won't be able to keep him, I said so!
Fortunately, it is still the early 1990s, and everyone is still shocked by this avant-garde art.
It can be said that his skills are superior to those of other heroes!
With Ted singing so hard, even the Weasley twins didn't know when to stop their funeral march. Everyone in the audience looked at Ted and couldn't close their mouths~~
There were also those who couldn't close their legs - their legs twisted involuntarily, as if they were under a curse.
Of course, most people still feel that this art form is too early for them, and it will take another thirty years to reluctantly accept it.
But as long as the mission can be completed, Ted doesn't care about that! He is willing to give up!
Hermione's eyes were as wide as bells, her pupils were shaking, and her mouth was slightly open and closed.
Neville looked confused, as if everything had been petrified.
Jerry's expression seemed to say: Xiu'er? !
Ron: Who am I? where am I? What's going on here?
Harley: I really don’t understand you!
Those gentlemen suffering from embarrassment might have dug their toes through the auditorium floor if they had put themselves in his shoes. But it was nothing to Ted.
Ted: What? shame? nonexistent. I am a psychic, extremely powerful mentally!
Commonly known as experience and shamelessness!
After the air solidified for a short time, Dumbledore was the first to react, wiping the corners of his moist eyes, "How touching." He couldn't help but shed tears~
The principal's tears seemed to press a switch, and then roaring applause suddenly came like a tsunami - the students' hands turned red.
There was even a Gryffindor student who felt it was not enough and even blew a rogue whistle.
This made Professor McGonagall, who was holding back his laughter, angry. He immediately glared at him and suppressed him with his gaze.
Professor McGonagall was so embarrassed at this time, as if her own child had done something stupid in public, and felt particularly shameful!
The Weasley twins were also extremely shocked at this time.
George: I originally thought we two brothers were invincible, but I didn’t expect someone to be braver than us. Whose student is this?
Freddie: We at Lion House need talents like you~ (Orchid Finger)
