It's night in Shiyang City.
Jiangxia County was originally located in Xiling, but Xiling was far away from the Yangtze River waterway. After Huang Zu took office as the governor of Jiangxia, he was in charge of the flood control army, so he had another city built on the north side of Miangkou and moved the administrative office here. This is the origin of Shiyang City.
Shiyang City is not big. The county government offices, warehouses, treasury and patrol barracks alone take up more than half of the area. There are only about a thousand households living in the city.
As soon as Xiakou was attacked, the entire Shiyang City became chaotic.
Huang Zu was awakened by his servants from his deep sleep. He lost his temper and angrily scolded his servants for making such a fuss. The so-called attack on Xiakou was nonsense.
Not long after, a sentry came to report that there was a fire in the direction of the Xiakou camp and asked the prefect to go up to the building.
Only then did Huang Zu realize that the attack was true, so he quickly put on his armor and climbed onto the Shiyang Tower.
Although it was far away, the firelight on the south bank was still visible.
At this time, a speedboat came, and Huang Zu stopped him in a hurry: "Are you the Xiakou Army? Where is Su Fei now?"
The incoming ship was a scout ship. Although the scout on the ship did not recognize Huang Zu because it was dark, he saw the man on the tower calling Su Fei by his name and quickly replied: "This is to tell the governor, Yuan Jun has been planning for a long time and colluded with the Jinfan thieves. Gan Ning acted as an internal agent, and Governor Su was accidentally captured by thieves. Xiakou has been broken! Xiakou has been broken!"
"Jinfan Thief? Gan Ning?"
Huang Zu repeated Gan Ning's name. Although he felt that he had heard this person's name, he did not remember who Gan Ning was for a while.
"Ouch!"
Huang Zu hit the crenel with a heavy fist and said angrily: "This Su Fei, I see that he is extremely cautious on weekdays, so I can safely let him guard Xiakou. It's good for him. If nothing happens, he will be fine. If something happens, he will even let him lead the camp." The man is here!”
"How much more is there left in the Xiakou Army?"
"When we return to the prefect, the navy has suffered little loss. Except for the high-rise ship on which Governor Su was captured by the enemy, only one of the warships was lost on the south bank, and the rest are returning to the north of the Yangtze River!"
"Is this a small loss?"
“I lost the building and the boat and it’s not a big loss!”
Huang Zu was furious, grabbed a black ball and threw it at the scout.
"Does it count as a loss if all the frigates are abandoned on the south bank?"
The scout downstairs subconsciously hid for a moment, and Huang Zu suddenly changed his color when he saw this.
"Hey, you dare to hide!"
Huang Zu picked up the spear in the hands of the guard standing next to him and threw it directly at the scout.
The scout then remembered that Huang Taishou usually whipped his soldiers, but what he hated most was those who failed to stand upright after being beaten.
If he hides again, the master will be so angry that he will kill himself to vent his anger and no one will dare to say no.
Although he couldn't see clearly what Huang Zu was throwing at him, the scout could only stand where he was and continue on.
"ah!"
With a scream, the spear pierced the unfortunate scout's thigh without any bias, causing him to roll on the ground in pain.
Huang Zu pressed the crenel, as if to demonstrate to the surroundings, and roared: "This is the consequences of hiding! Let's see who dares to hide!"
"Who else!"
The army commander standing next to Huang Zu hurriedly said: "Master Taishou, calm down, no one, no one dares to challenge your power!"
After a round of inspection, he saw that everyone was trembling with fear. Huang Zu thought he had stabilized the morale of the army and said proudly: "Go to Jinkou and watch and admit the navy into the harbor. After dawn, order all the navy. I will take back Xiakou!"
"Promise! The general will get the order!"
Army Sima Zhenshou said yes.
Huang Zu shook his sleeves and was about to go downstairs to the prefect's mansion. But at this time, he felt sticky on his hands, as if there was a foreign object.
Huang Zu shook it again, but still couldn't get rid of the foreign object on his hand.
Walking to a torch, Huang Zu stretched out his right hand, only to see that it was covered with black sticky matter.
"What did I just throw?"
Huang Zu asked the military commander in confusion.
Army Sima's eyes widened, he looked at Huang Zu's hands, swallowed, and thought to himself: It's not such a coincidence!
"Tell me! What is the ball I threw just now!"
The military commander immediately knelt on the ground and said in panic: "Report to the prefect, that ball... you know... Speaking of which, you asked us to stock up on that thing..."
"If I knew, would I still ask you?"
"If you don't say that, I'll kick you to death!"
Huang Zu said extremely irritably.
The Army Sima prostrated on the ground. After a brief mental struggle, he finally spoke out: "Go back to the prefect, that round ball is a ball of dung!"
"Dung ball, I thought it was some kind of ball."
After Huang Zu got the answer, he didn't care at first. It took him two seconds to react.
"Shit ball?!"
Huang Zu kicked General Sima and sent him flying far away. The general Sima didn't dare to cry out in pain and had to get up quickly and continue to kneel.
"I asked you to guard the city. Why are you putting dung balls on the tower in the middle of the night?"
The military commander did not dare to raise his head, and quickly explained: "No, Taishou, this is also a kind intention of the general, but it's just an accident..."
Huang Zu: "Good intention? Do you call this thing good intention?"
"Are you deliberately trying to harm me?"
Army Sima's forehead was dripping with sweat: "Prefect, please listen to my sophistry, this is not an explanation..."
"Ouch!"
Huang Zu kicked the army commander again and kicked the army commander against the city wall. If his legs were stronger, it would not be impossible to kick the army commander directly off the city wall.
The Army Sima grimaced in pain and had to explain: "As soon as the general heard that there was an enemy attack, he immediately ordered his people to prepare the city defense, and asked his subordinates to take out the dung balls in advance and prepare to boil gold juice for use in defending the city... "
"ah!"
Before he finished speaking, Huang Zu kicked him again: "Defend the city? Guard your head!"
"Do you have a pig's head? If Yuan Jun had ships, he would definitely attack Shiyang City first tonight instead of Xiakou!"
"Boiled golden juice, you can imagine it. Yuan Jun didn't come, so I boiled it for you to drink, right?"
The army commander was kicked under the female wall, and Huang Zu kicked him hard again.
Army Sima knew very well Huang Zu's nature. If he begged for mercy, he would be beaten worse. On the contrary, if you hold on and praise him for his good fight, you will be fine.
"Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just be afraid of what happens."
"Isn't this just in case, General?"
Huang Zu: "Just in case? If Yuan Jun comes, it's best to chop off your pig's brain directly to save you from using your brain again!"
The military Sima was kicked until he danced with joy: "Ah! The prefect taught me a lesson!"
"You are so stupid!"
"The last general's wisdom is less than one ten thousandth of that of the prefect!"
"Well done, Prefect!"
Huang Zu kicked several times and finally stopped.
At this time, a strange phenomenon happened.
Before Jun Sima didn't say that what he touched just now was a ball of dung, Huang Zu couldn't smell the smell.
But after Army Sima said this, Huang Zu just felt that his right hand smelled bad.
As long as you are a human being, you will subconsciously smell anything on your hands, even if it is feces!
Huang Zu is also a human being and is no exception.
Just getting a little closer, Huang Zu was so sickened by the stench emanating from his right hand.
"What do I usually teach you? When you go out to fool around, you must stand at attention when you are beaten!"
Jun Sima quickly got up, but the pain on his body made him grin a little.
Then, Huang Zu slapped him with a big mouth.
Huang Zu used his right hand.
Army Sima was unable to react in time. In fact, even if he could react, he would not dare to dodge at this time. After the snap, a five-finger black mark was immediately printed on his face.
Then a stench came straight to his nostrils, if only the stench was all there was to it.
The key is that he was grinning just now, and Huang Zu's slap accidentally threw some "sticky things" into his mouth.
With both smell and taste, this military commander vomited out all the food he had eaten the night before.
Huang Zu finally finished venting and nodded with satisfaction. At this time, a soldier finally brought a wet towel.
Huang Zu just stretched out his hand, and a soldier wiped it for him.
Looking at his right hand, which was the same as usual, Huang Zu frowned.
At this moment he felt that he was dirty and his soul was dirty!
"roll!"
The army commander vomited everything in his stomach. When he heard the word "gun", he immediately bowed his hands and bowed, turned around and fled down the tower.
Because he was afraid that others would see his face, the military commander first went to the river to wash his face, and then took out the water bag and filled it up without thinking much.
At this moment, he only had one thought, wash his mouth quickly!
Behind him, his deputy, the fake commander, was horrified when he saw this. Before he could speak out to dissuade him, he saw that the military commander had already poured the water from the water bag into his mouth.
"Don't--"
Army Sima rinsed his mouth, spit out the water in his mouth, and asked doubtfully: "What's wrong?"
Only then did the fake Sima have time to speak: "Don't drink this water!"
Army Sima Xin said, I can't tell you about the shit I eat in my mouth!
"It's okay, my belly is very good, I drink this water every day!"
Drink it every day? !
The fake Sima was astonished, as if looking at someone he had never known before.
The Army Sima was afraid that he would not believe it, so he picked up the water bag, raised his neck and poured half of the water in the bag directly into his stomach.
After drinking the water, Jun Sima wiped his mouth and patted his belly: "It's okay if I say it's okay!"
The military Sima's movement was too fast, and the fake Sima didn't stop him this time.
Things are irreversible, so you might as well leave a white lie behind.
Let him be!
"As long as you like it!"
Fake Sima Youyou said.
Jun Sima snorted: "I like it!"
After saying that, he put the half-remaining water bag on his waist and walked towards the tower in Jinkou.
It's strange, why does my mouth feel worse after rinsing?
It seems that the stench still comes from the stomach!
Psychological effect!
It must be psychological!
