Geng Jiao was lying on the bicycle. Her figure was outlined in tight sportswear. Because of her posture, her already plump ass seemed to be more upturned.
Starting from "Resident Evil", any movie starring Luo Quan seems to give the audience a lot of benefits at the beginning.
Before, I still stuck to the relatively crude method of waking up from the bathroom, using lens illusion to create an atmosphere.
But now she has learned a more advanced way, knowing that sometimes not showing is more interesting than showing.
It's a pity that the highlight of this movie is not the temptation of uniform. Just a few seconds after Luo Quan's good figure appeared, the starting gun went off.
All the female cyclists immediately started pedaling hard and sprinted towards the finish line.
As the protagonist, Geng Jiao easily established an advantage and took the lead until the end.
With her flamboyant personality, she thought she was sure to win, and she raised her hands to celebrate before she even reached the finish line. The second-place finisher fell off the car at the last moment of crossing the line, looking very embarrassed.
After crossing the line, everyone thought Geng Jiao was the first place, and congratulations, interviews, and gold medals came one after another.
But before she could be happy for long, her results suddenly changed.
It turned out that when crossing the line, the second place finisher who fell off his bike reached the finish line first with a slight advantage, so Geng Jiao was the runner-up.
In an instant, all the flowers and crowds came to the real first place. Geng Jiao couldn't accept the result while holding the silver medal.
Just when Geng Jiao was sulking alone, Li Fala came up to her. He was well-dressed, but his attitude towards Geng Jiao was very respectful. He wanted to ask Geng Jiao to shoot an advertisement for her products straight to the point.
Geng Jiao told him in authentic Yuzhou dialect: "You found the wrong one, the gold medal is there."
After saying that, he turned around and prepared to leave.
"Silver is good." Li Fara pulled Geng Jiao with a sincere look on her face.
The camera turned and the two came to the corridor to shoot the commercial.
Then, the first famous scene of the film appeared.
"If a man wants good kidneys, he must drink Shenbao.
Silver Deer Antler Kidney Treasure, one bottle refreshes the mind, two bottles never fatigue, three bottles leads to immortality. "
After reading the advertisement, Geng Jiao finally knew why Li Farah was looking for her. Because this product had silver in its name, of course it had to be endorsed by a silver medalist.
But having a woman endorse an aphrodisiac seems downright ridiculous.
After Geng Jiao finished reading this paragraph, Li Fara also asked her to drink the kidney treasure.
For the endorsement fee, Geng Jiao didn't think too much and just sighed.
Then, her beautiful face became extremely distorted, as if she had eaten large intestine sashimi cooked with canned herring soup base. After a long pause, she squeezed out the last advertisement with a sad expression:
"Silver Deer Antler Kidney Treasure tastes great."
As soon as she finished speaking, Geng Jiao saw her master coming over. She scolded her with a sneer on her face: "I'm looking for you everywhere, so hurry up and do a urine test for me!"
Geng Jiao, who had been beaten by her master since she was a child, did not dare to disobey at all. She didn't even have time to ask Li Farah for endorsement fees, so she put down the kidney treasure and ran away.
But it was this kidney treasure that caused the subsequent urine test to fail. ….
A three-free aphrodisiac, you don’t have to think about the ingredients in it, it will definitely contain quite a lot of drugs.
Geng Jiao was tested positive after drinking. Not only was her medal confiscated and her results invalidated, she was also banned from competition for life. The culprit, Li Farah, had long since been found.
In the pouring rain, Geng Jiao's master couldn't bear such a blow. After kicking his apprentice a few times, he fell straight down.
The scene turned and the camera came to the sea.
A fierce battle was taking place on a fishing boat from Treasure Island. Ajie, who was covered in tattoos, was very brave and easily killed all the crew members.
Finally, the dying boss of the ship was brought to the deck. Ajie’s boss sat his body of nearly 300 kilograms on the
On the small bench, he asked him anxiously where his money was.
Obviously, a group of people were playing mahjong just now, but the money was pressed under his bench, and it disappeared in the blink of an eye.
The boat boss was dying, so he picked up a south wind and said, "Change...change the wind."
The gang leader was stunned for a moment, then patted his head: "Damn it, I forgot to change the seal when playing mahjong."
Sure enough, under the stool he sat on in the first round, the box containing the money was still lying there.
After the ship boss finished speaking, he also breathed his last.
Several people looked at each other, wondering how to sail to the mainland.
Next, the main supporting characters appear one after another.
A businessman with a fierce look, a professional killer who saves money to marry a wife, Li Farah, an aphrodisiac drug owner who wants to hire a murderer, Li Farah's wife who is fatter than the gang boss, and a smooth-talking cemetery salesman.
Each supporting role has its own characteristics, and it only takes a few words to make the audience remember their image and character. Everyone also has golden lines that can be called famous scenes.
Together with the protagonist, these people weave a comedy that makes people laugh.
Moreover, the plot has twists and turns, and the multi-line narrative is finally successfully merged into one. It is not inferior to any drama movie at all, and the excitement is amazing.
The ending of the story does not include a love scene to deepen the theme like most current comedy movies.
Creating content and artistic value is not the purpose of "Crazy Racing". Its mission is simply to bring happiness to everyone.
There are no mysterious lines in the movie, nor any thought-provoking philosophical speculations. There are just truths that even elementary school students understand, that is, good will be rewarded with good, and evil will be rewarded with evil.
The story also revolves around such a theme.
The total length of the film is only one hundred minutes. Compared with the two-hour plot of current movies, "Crazy Racing" is slightly shorter.
But the audience seemed very satisfied after watching it, because this movie is very complete, everything that needs to be said has been said, and all the foreshadowing has been filled in. Hyending, everyone likes this ending very much.
After watching the movie, the audience immediately started a heated discussion, some with their companions and some with netizens on the Internet.
Before noon, "Crazy Racing" topped the list of hot searches, even knocking down "Eight Hundred" which had already been booked as a hot search. ….
As a masterpiece dedicated to the National Day, there are more than 20 stars starring in "Eight Hundred", including many powerful actors and actresses, and there is no shortage of traffic.
Originally, this was a movie that had a lot of buzz and was aiming to be the best at the National Day box office. However, now its popularity has been suppressed by a movie that cost less than one-tenth of its cost. It even got overrated. It's unexpected.
The current Douban score of "Eight Hundred" is 7.9, while the score of "Crazy Racing" is 8.1.
Although Douban doesn’t like movies with main themes, it actually doesn’t like domestic comedy movies even more.
Except for those masterpieces of childhood memories by Star Master, it is quite rare for other comedy movies to score 7 points.
And "Crazy Racing" can score 8 points. You can imagine how highly people evaluate it.
Although the scores have just been released, there are a few people scoring, so the scores are inflated.
But it was 8.0 when it first came up. Unless this was a water army bought by Luoquan, no matter how it fell in the future, it would not fall below 7.5.
In terms of word-of-mouth, "Crazy Racing" has achieved great success.
As for the box office, there is no need to worry.
In China, as long as it is a movie with explosive reputation, the box office will skyrocket. Under the current situation, "Crazy Racing" is already in an invincible position.
Soon, the first batch of professional film reviews came out.
Although they say they are professional, in fact there are really few well-known professional film critics on the Internet at present. Most of them are paid to talk.
Just like the previous "Lion Dancer", the whole Internet was criticizing it, but once
Helping film critics can tell lies with open eyes and come out to recommend this "pinnacle of domestic animation" to everyone.
Since then, netizens have known that these so-called professional film critics are neither professional nor serious about film reviews, and their number of people is also somewhat low.
Fortunately, this time, they managed to sort out some personnel matters, and the comments on "Crazy Racing" were mostly praiseful.
However, in comparison, they still prefer to watch the movies of some B-station up owners.
At present, the most popular related movie has been viewed more than one million times, and its title is "Real Comedy".
The up master Zaili said:
"This is a true comedy that slaps directors who pretend to be sophisticated with a plot that everyone can expect.
A successful comedy should make people laugh from beginning to end. This does not mean that it cannot teach the audience a lesson. The director can express his insights through the mouths of the characters, or rely on the plot to set it off.
But one thing to remember is that you must not overwhelm the guest.
It's a pity that these current directors don't understand or care about what the audience wants. They just instill those false and empty principles into the audience, thinking that they are quite meaningful.
The result is a movie that is neither commercial nor artistic, neither funny nor serious, and just looks like nothing.
Can we make a good movie if we can't even unify the style of the movie? This is obviously a fantasy.
And Luo Quan is countless times better than this kind of half-empty director. The most important thing is that she knows what the audience wants and what she should shoot.
She said that she doesn't like movies with bad endings, but likes happy endings.
But when making literary films, she will not create for the sake of a happy ending. ….
"Farewell My Concubine" was so miserable, only the ones who died were left, but did anyone say that her filming was not good?
In the same way, "Resident Evil" doesn't give you all the bells and whistles. You just watch the heroine show off her plump figure and big white legs, and then kill her flesh and blood in the zombies. In one word, it's great!
This is the advantage of Luoquan, I would like to call it pure.
Some directors want everything, but end up with nothing.
Some directors are deliberately making commercial movies to disgust the audience in order to bring in private goods, but they hate the smell of copper. They pretend to be high-minded and want to add sublimation scenes, which is equally stupid.
So I say Luo Quan slapped these people in the face hard because she told these embarrassing things how to make a successful movie! "
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This is just an excerpt from the film. The up owner’s tone is excited. It’s obvious that he has endured those outrageous directors for a long time.
Now that Luo Quan is a positive teaching material, it is natural to pick her up as soon as possible.
Although Luo Quan has appealed not to use her for comparison, what netizens like to see most is to use Luo Quan to kill directors and stars they don't like.
In any case, it is not illegal to compare, so can those directors and celebrities who have received it be able to issue legal letters?
Moreover, this up owner didn’t name him by name. If someone really couldn’t wait to take a seat, all he would get would be ruthless ridicule from netizens.
Of course, netizens are currently busy praising "Crazy Racing".
Not only is it an excellent comedy effect, but besides the jokes, its shooting techniques are also quite excellent.
The movie has a multi-line narrative from the beginning, and sometimes it even has four lines.
So many story lines did not make the movie look messy, and when they were finally merged, it was a matter of course, with no sense of deliberate splicing at all.
This is the embodiment of a director's skills.
There are not many people in China who can process movies to this level.
Because there are many directors in China who also like to integrate multi-line narratives, but the results often appear extremely fragmented and cannot be compared with "Crazy Racing".
In addition to the director's skills, the casting of this film is also just right.
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Those supporting characters are not well-known online, but because they have acted in enough works, the audience feels a sense of intimacy as soon as they appear.
Moreover, in this movie, almost every actor speaks his or her hometown dialect. This hodgepodge of dialects from all over the world makes the movie look more down-to-earth.
And I have to admit that some dialects are really hilarious and can make the audience laugh as soon as they are spoken.
The first scene that bore the brunt was the scene where Luo Quan recited "Shen Bao", which made the audience in the cinema burst into laughter.
No one in their wildest dreams thought that this beauty could achieve such a great effect after deliberately playing a comedy.
In addition to this, this movie also contributed many famous scenes, such as the scene where the cemetery is sold and promoted.
Where is the bd, the back garden of life, the eighteenth phase of the show, the water is black, and I wish I could have a set for myself. The audience never stopped laughing.
But the funniest thing is the pair who accuse the killer. They contribute the most and most wonderful lines of the movie, such as:
If you are not professional, you love what you do, and if you speak smoothly, you want to take the postgraduate entrance examination. If you do too much unrighteousness, you will be killed...
Every sentence made the audience laugh.
All of the above have been on the hot searches one after another and become independent entries.
A movie can have so many memes on the first day it is released, so you can imagine how popular it is.
And these are all concretely reflected through the astonishing box office performance of 900 million on the first day. .
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